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I have no qualms against these terms. As long the magic power is retrieved, they may collect their recompense.
Just according to Keikaku*. Now, all we need is the drenched blood of that cursed yellow cur and his scrawny sidekick.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-- ohmygosh! I'm sooooooo~ sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-because, in fairy language, ugly is just another word for handsome*! So you see, it's all a big misunderstanding! Hopefully one funny enough for you to let us go without us needing to resort to violence?
Well, glad that's done with. Now we'd better get out of here and figure out our next move.
White, right? You seem like a nice guy. Though I hope you aren't too offended when I say that hammer guy gives me the creeps. And there are four of these "Bomber Kings"? Let's just hope they aren't as equally ugly and yellow-eyed.
*Huff* *Puff* Is... *Huff*... is it--
Over yet? My patience is beginning to run thin with the completion of Hammer Bomber's mission. And I would prefer not to have to resort to [XD001]{spoiler}]{impact_electric}
Thanks for-a-letting everyone else crash here for a little while, Tailigee.
It's-a-no problem. At-a-least until we finish planning our-a-next move.
That-a-no good Somatic. I should've known-a-better than to trust a faker like him.
(And it's been proven just how much he and Koopenstein are resourceful when it comes to their methods...)
We should confront him head on. We already know how to locate the Star, right?
WAKA-WAKA. (Well, yeah, but...)
Then all that's left is to take action. We outnumber him, making any advantage he would have over us moot. The more we time we spend sitting around with idle hands, the more time we give them to create an even more dastardly plan.
Somari, you of all people should know the answer by now. It's your hesitance that has given Koopenstein-- and Somatic-- to bounce back every time they're up against the wall.
...
Even after he almost killed you, though everyone was perfectly willing to let you bleed out anyway-- How could you show a monster like him mercy?
As-a-long as there's a chance. Didn't-a-you start off the same way too?
*BEEP* *BEEP*.
Yeah, but maybe he's got a point, I mean--
...And here we have Somari the Adventurer. That is, along with his merry band of fellow crusaders. They, too, will undergo a trial. Are they powerful enough to walk the roads of the earth, or is the darkness in their hearts all too much a burden for them to bear?
You needn't worry about me. I won't concern myself with anything you're invested with. No. I have priorities much too high for such, so you all may ignore this and carry along with your plotlines. Of course, the sentiment demands these terms go both ways.
These fellows, on the other hand...
To put it simply... They are in for a major surprise.
I'm sure you already have some semblance. I mean, you were the one tracking his every move...
...Including the ones now.
...Heh. I see what you're getting at. You think since I'm was the one keeping tabs on him, I might know where he got you from?
How about it, then?
Hmm...
Sorry, kiddo, but I don't quite think I have an understanding of where you came from, either...
Then this was a waste of time. Please. Just stuff me in your oubliette already.
Although... we can always try the next best thing...
Next best-? What are you trying to say?
You were blubbering about how you wanted to know who you were, right? You still know your name-- so other things might not be entirely out of the realm of possibility.
Theoretically, we could go dig into your central processing unit and look for anything denoting your identity. Though there is always the chance MKII tampered with that, too, so it's not quite the safest jump.
What say you, shrimp?
...
...I don't quite know much about this stuff, but if it makes any progress, Then I have no qualms with doing it.
Man, screw all of you! Why doesn't Defteros have to wear a corny costume like me!?
Because I'm already wearing a badge!
Murder. M-murder all of you. That is what I will do.
And then there's THIS Grade A-hole.
I got the message. The False Men have been disposed of, haven't they?
Looks like it, no reports of any thus far.
Which means we should take this time to pursue the hidden robots causing madness all over the city. One of which we happened to run into on our way here.
That reminds me, where are the other three? It's been a while since we've seen them.
Well, our Junior is escorting Mayor Dorado to safety...
... (And when we tried to contact Dad and Uncle Eye, they said that they were 'busy'... it's pretty obvious they've run into something.)
...I see.
Well, we'll likely cover more ground by splitting up, and find these 'robots' faster. I'll go with my team.
I'm gonna take a guess and say you and Defteros are going to be working together?
Begrudgingly.
Wowie! I've never been part of a huge team like this before!
Then that leaves me and Junior. I think it would be beneficial if we report anything we find to one another.
Definitely. If one of us finds something, we relay it to the rest of the group. Alright then, Break!
Ugh... the hell are we at?
You're telling me. Though this place has a familiar air to it...
The both of you are in Counter Headquarters, after engaging in quite the skirmish. The outcome of which should be quite obvious, seeing as it resulted in your... current situation.
Do the two of you truly not recall why you're here? Try to think... What is the last thing you remember before losing consciousness?
. . .
The strong will survive. The feeble, perish. Let us see where you all fit into the equation.
Agh!
Oh, dear... This might pose to be problematic.
D-damn it... What the hell's going on?
(...That's my line.)
...
And what'stheirface is right! You underestimate Wario: The Legend!
...
We'll beat this "Wormwould EX". We'll beat Rudy! We'll find Wanda! No matter what!
...Huh. This is new.
Well, I think that's the rest of them.
So, does that mean we're not counting the one behind you?
!?
What the--!?
Damned pest always getting in my way! God, I hate these things!
That voice...
...Yeah. The hell'dya think it is?
Hello, friends!
Ugh. What are you guys supposed to be doing?
Well, SOMEONE clad in pink wouldn't stop asking me if we could finally "go outside" now that COVID-- or any other air or waterborne disease-- doesn't exist anymore. And I decided "what easier place to go to then the one no one cares enough about to cause any trouble in"?
But obviously, it would seem that I-- and I'll kill you all if you tell anyone I said this-- was too presumptuous for my own good.
Plus these stupid things just wouldn't leave us alone. They were also attacking others and since I pride myself on being the individual end of all things, I can't allow that.
Sure. That's definitely why.
Well, you all might as well leave while you're at it. It's over, everything from here on out is strictly governmental responsibility.
But what about Mr. Prototype and his silly little met friend? We saw them from a distance, too!
Well, I couldn't have said things better myself. It's time for us to GTFO.
Wh-what!? But we can help, right? Can't we?
Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?
...
Alright, fine. Sure. But under one condition...
...For your sakes, you all had better not turn your backs on me. because the first opportunity I get, I WILL obliterate ALL OF YOU after getting rid of this STUPID COSTUME!!
...
No.
Heh, heh. Looks like some things across worlds never change after all. Just look at dark, red, and edgy go! Boy, I wish UV wasn't busy so he could se this!
Uh... weapons are ready, sir... on top of this, it would seem MKII is already vastly opposed in numbers of his own right. Wouldn't it be the wisest thing to capitali--
Ugh. No, no, nonononononono. I don't think you quite get it yet.
Sure, I could take the piss at him and ambush him. Blast him away while he's fighting fin-head and his friends. Maybe trap him in a universe full of invincible puppies. But, with the exception of the last example-- that's not fun.
FUN!? Pardon my attitude, sir, but didn't the last fun you two had result you getting KILLED!? What about Regul--
Oh, no. Regulus and Hades are WHOLE different beasts. And I let bloodlust blind me from that fact. This? This is the bastard that messed with my entire family. and if I'm going to make his life a living hell... I'm going to have FUN doing it.
Besides... I just recently came back into contact with my old dealer. It'd be a hell of a shame if I put all the excitement to waste--
...
Sir? We've found some kid trying to intrude in headquarters!
Yeah, runt thinks he's real clever. But we got 'em!
...I see. Put him down.
Really? But we--
Put. The kid. Down.
...You're the boss.
So. It's you. I just don't hope you expect a pleasant greeting, considering your existence is single-handedly responsible for the ones of them.
...I don't care about whatever you want to say to me. If you just want to kill me, get it the hell over with. But I've come because of that... monster... who manipulated me, who used me, killed me, and invaded the only thing I have ever learned to call home. I don't know who I am, but I want to find out... And the truth starts with him.
You don't say? Well then, I suppose a grand old-fashioned roughhousing would be splendid way to test this gadgetry! Where might this area be?
!!
Hmmm...
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