Wanda ,Red, Yellow, and Black stand forward, the latter one carrying Blue, who is asleep.

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Suddenly, in front of the seven, something hops out of a large wormhole, towering over them.

It seems not even their Souls Unified were enough to grant them victory. But it is no matter...
...No god stands above without the mightiest power.
...
Oh? It would seem you all are at a loss for words. Wonderful. Gravestones are meant to be silent indeed, after a--



Hello again.

Bomber Bros. Base ...
...Okay. Whatever it takes.

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Rudy's Dimension As the clouds clear... everyone sees an unconscious Wario falling towards the ground...
...
WARIO!

Before Waluigi can reach out, Petey flies into the air and catches him. Waluigi rushes forward to meet him.

*ROAR* (...He's out. But he's not dead.)
Does that mean... we won?

A loud whisper in the wind is heard by everyone.

...Thank you...

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Marauder's Refuge ...Hmph.

Shake King hands Bazooka Bomber 10 billion Zenny.

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Editor's Note: Get up and let's go
We were born to save the universe

Rudy's Dimension Wario and Wormwould EX/'s landmass collide, tiggering a green explosion of light and sending debris falling on the ground.

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Bomber Bros. Base Perfect. First, I lost my home... And now, I've lost my powers. Everything I have ever known... is gone.
And with that... what is my purpose living anymore? If everything I've lived for... is gone?
...

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Editor's Note: I'm still here btw I just have nothing to say

Rudy's Dimension Wormwould EX and Wario draw closer and closer to impact...

Want... this to end...
ME AND YOU BOTH! HOW ABOUT YOU LET WARIO SHOW YOU SOME FUN!?
...
I see... an all out gambit to determine a decisive winner? Very well. Let us see the fruits of your determination, Wario...
(Dammit, Wanda! Hang in there! Wario's doin' the best he can!)

Mega City Anthem, Lightwave and Crusher patrol through the streets.

You'd think we would've found the slightest hint of something by now.
Well, it's not like these guys'll just come out at our utmost convenience.
Tch. One way or another, it's not as though they have a choi--

Suddenly, a web shot sticks Anthem's hand to the ground.

What the he--

Immediately Lightwave stops time and tries to shoot at where the webbing came from, firing a crapton of weapons in that direction, before resuming it.

Hasta la vista, bab--...

As the area explodes, it turns out nothing was there. Anthem separates his hand from the ground.

How?
This brief encounter has already established a few things. Either this guy was never there to begin with, or...
...they anticipated our reaction and escaped before the Flash Stopper. But... how?
Whatever the case may be, it just shows we can't let our guard down. Let's keep searching.

The trio carry on.

Bomber Bros. Base ...No. I mean for real. Tell me what happened.
Uh, miss, sorry, but that there's the truth. Try usin' your wand. Or flyin'.
...Okay, but I'm telling you, none of what you're saying is...

Wanda waves her wand at the air... only for nothing to happen.

...
...Wh-why isn't this working-!? The last time I used it I--
...Wanda. Give it a rest already.
......

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Rudy's Dimension Wario turns to Rhys.

Hey, you said you had some sorta secret weapon, right? Save it. We're obviously gonna need it later.

Wario powers up.

You guys wanna be useful? Each 'a you grab a pair of pom poms and cheer for Wario while I pummel this worm-ghoul freak.
..Wario, wai--

Wario wafts away, flying into the air.

....*low roar* (A moment of silence for Wario.)

Like I said. If it's part of an established plot, fight him. Kill him. I don't care how you handle it. Otherwise, it's a no-no.

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Well, seven, but the deciphering of weird dreams can wait. In the meantime, where am I?
You're in our base of operations! Where we stay when we're not busting bad guys!
Yellow Bomber
Gung Ho Bomber

...You... don't say.
Wanda, right? Your pal White here told us everything on the way here. We figured the least we could do is lend a helping hand out to you guys.
...Oh. Well, thanks for that. But I don't know how much time I can spend here instead of--

Wanda suddenly looks down, confused.

....Why can't I fly?

Sword Sanctuary ...The spell has been broken, hasn't it? Despite our best efforts.
....Yes. The unthinkable has happened. As the seal has been dispelled, he has awakened, more powerful than ever.
It's not as though we stood a chance, regardless. He was bound to escape once more, no matter what our best efforts held up to.
Then... what are we to do now?
What is there for us to do? Wherever we hide, he will find us and absorb the Light Force from us, and with it, the power it contains...
We can put our faith in others, and trust that Vaati will be bested yet again...
...

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Bomber Bros. Base Wanda wakes up, surprised.
HDSFBSDHJFGASVHJFV WHAT

Instantly a protective safeguard is placed on Dead Hill Zone stopping anyone from trying to kill Sark for the wrong reasons.

Here's a fun fact: Trying to kill other character's off for the sole reason of "I don't like them/where they're from" is not hot. I'm not going to name names, but you insist on this not devolving into a Sonic.EXE fanfiction, ignore it and move on. How would you react if someone killed your characters from specific IPs for the same reason?
I'm not going to repeat myself. If this happens again, action will be held.

Will disappears.

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Uh, I ain't sure White'll be there... but you can meet the others no problem!
Follow us.

The two begin to leave, expecting White (J) to follow.

Ugh, enough! Every second we let you room free is a second you and everyone else under Bagura's wing is given a chance to cause others harm. Red! You know what to do!
But--
Are you defying me?

Before anyone else can speak, however...

WAIT!

The three hear a large yell. As Black and Red look over, they see a wingless Wanda lying on the ground.

You guys bedder l-leave White alone... I'unno know what he did, but I know he'd never start anything... If you mess with him, you mess with... you mess... you...

Wanda then faceplants the ground beneath her yet again.

...

Black remotely denotates the bombs around White (J) and Red.

Let him go.

Red lets White (J) go, and gets rid of the Power Bomb in his possession. He then turns to him.

Sorry for tryin' to beat you up an' for holdin' you at bombpoint.

Confused, Red glances over White (J)'s shoulder towards Black for an answer, who folds his arms.

Never heard of them. What, are they your lost partner-in-crime?

Oh, and I wasn't talking to you, by the way.

Suddenly, White (J) feels something grab his shoulder. As he turns behind him, he sees Red... holding a Power Bomb at point blank range.

Feeling lucky?
Alright, good game, "White"... not that the real one could compare to me, anyway. Though even he wouldn't fall for such a childish ploy.
Regardless, this fight is over. Make the slightest move, and Red there will show you what the P in that P-Bomb really stands for.

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Power Bomb (Explode/Damage)- The user summons an extremely powerful bomb in place of a regular one. The first bomb that a player places automatically transforms into Power Bomb.

N-ngh...

Black is caught in the Water Bomb, knocking him down. He quickly kicks himself up.

...Heheh. Alright, go ahead.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU--

The Burning Fire Bomb sends Red flying into a different building, Crashing into the wall. Black, after watching this merely shakes his head and shrugs.

I guess it can't be helped. It would seem it's time for a real bomber to take action.

Black leaps in the air before scattering a series of Mine Bombs around White (J), before throwing a regular bomb directly at him!

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Editor's Note:

What I'm listening to:

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Mine Bombs (Explode/Earth)- A type of bomb that detonates whenever stepped on explodes. Fades into the ground and becomes undetectable shortly after being dropped, making avoiding themm reliant on memory.

Though Black remains in his original position, Red is the one who responds:

Give it your best shot, phony! I'll pound you along with the rest of Bagura's henchmen!

Engulfed in flames, Red charges full speed towards White (J)!

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Editor's Note: Ya'll know you're Naruto running, right?

You say you... killed... Max, and deny ever having worked with him?
...
...

Red and Black exchange faces and nod.

...I think it's obvious what's going on here.
...Yeah.

Bombs begin to swell up in both of of their hands.

Clearly we have a fraud only PRETENDING to be White!
Newsflash, faker! You ain't half as smart as you think you are! Prepare to Bomb!

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Editor's Note: Cue the Unwinnable Battle music.

Huh? How we know you!? Do you have some sorta screw loose? Us three, Blue, an' Green go way back!
Maybe that's why he and Max haven't been back in such a long while... An old case of amnesia would do the trick!
...Nah, I ain't sure that's it.... He also kinda looks different, too... Hmmm...

Red* turns to White (J).

Anyway, why don't'cha come with us? It seems like you and that girlie over there are in a bit of a predicament.

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*Editor's Note: Still feels very weird typing this out.

Both of them double take at White's remark, turning to him.

...
COMIC BOOK!?

The two begin to take a closer look upon realizing what they've turn to...

Hold on a minute... White? What happened to you? You look like so... weird... and your eyes! Don't get me started on--
Black Bomber
Suave Shadowy Bomber

And who's the chick? Don't tell me you... nevermind.
Red Bomber
Hotheaded Fire Bomber

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Editor's Note: Bias? What Bias? Red's not here for any ulterior reason. Don't-- no. Shush.