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...How do you even forget your child at McDonalds? Had it not been for...
...I likely would have died to malnutrition not long after.
Nonetheless, at the very least you are apologetic to your actions, and that is enough for me.
Where is Donkey Kong? Surely you have his company.
I'm right here... Father.
...Hmph. Fine, I'll comply. Primarily because I'm curious to see how they attempt to justify their actions.
...
...It's official. I am without a shadow of a doubt goin' insane.
So this is one big misunderstanding. Seeing as your intentions weren't completely unwarranted, I'll just let you off with a warning: It would be in your best interests to not ambush random people.
Wait a minute. Ain't you in any way concerned about what mighta went down with your brother!?
...
...After being abandoned? What goes on with them is no longer of any use to me.
...You're hiding something.
....
What in the--!?
How about I clobber you and get 'ya taken 'nto a zoo to teach you a lesson, ya slow simian!?
Damn it! Let me go, already! What in tarnation are you doin'!?
Swear you'll never ambush anyone like that again.
Huh!? But you're the one that's been chasin' me.
No, I haven't. If I was, I would've known.
So if you're not that meddlin' primate...
...Then the one who was after you...
...Must've been that long-lost brother of mine.
*confusion*
No.
Nonononono, cut the crap and turn Voice off. You know EXACTLY why I'm here.
Don't make me repeat myself. All this time you've been letting Vaati roam free and do whatever he wants, not to mention the underlying threat that is the Makai that you STILL haven't taken care of.
When will you learn? When will you learn to start taking responsibility for what goes on and put an end to things before they begin? Now we have a nigh-omnipotent Minnish Sorcerer Demon who could cause utmost devastation with a thought.
And you sit here doing... Editor's Notes? How negligent are you? Even Worship's done more damage control than you've ever have.
Excuse me?
What is funny about this entire situation?
...
...
...Just what ARE you, then?
Grah!
You notice it too, right?
Hmmm? Notice what?
The fight.
Oh, that! I'd hold off on saying anything since it seems pretty early to come to a decisive conclusion!
...Did you just consistently use three-syllable words?
Although... Mr. Claw Man over there seems to be the one with the current advantage.
Yeah. He keeps getting pushed back onto the defense, and it's not looking so good. Though they seem a little sturdy, that Claw guy is quite fast at close quarters combat. That, and his movements are borderline unpredictable-- You'd have better luck only telegraphing them.
He sounds so cool! I wonder how Mr. Viking'll deal with this.
...Hoo. It's-a-not often I'm ever out of breath.
(So... that's it then. Those creepy fakes are finally gone.)
But the question is, who... or what... made them. They were...almost exact dopplegangers who were differentiated from us in looks only.
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (By all means, the only reason why all of us are here is because they didn't think of the same strategy of grouping up.)
Well, we'd better get back to Tailigee's place...
Yeah. Though something tells me we're-a-kinda lost...
Uh... Somari?
Hmmm?
....*groan*
Nothin' quite like a good ol' relaxation to ease up the nerves.
Y'know, maybe I was a bit too harsh on them Mario Brothers. Them gloryhoggers did some mighty fine work.
Wastin' my time antagonizin' others for a bit of a petty grudge just ain't right. Maybe I should find a hobby. Pickin' up golf should do. Maybe Koopenstein or King Koopa'll show.
Heh heh! Maybe I could call up one of them...
...yard... apes...
...
...Damn it! If that ain't that gunk-furred gorilla comin' to ruin my day again!
This is the last time I'll let that junglin' jackass try and mess with me! I'll show him a thing or two, if my name ain't Foreman Spike!
And Punk owes me a thousand Zeni, seeing as Bubble Man wasn't the first one to die this week.
Huh??
Alright, who's the wise guy that--
...Hmm. Must've ciphered the set of coordinates wrong and went too far back. Don't worry about me, I'll just... see myself out. La-- er, goodbye.



...Okay, something is definitely up here.


...So I'm not the only one who heard that, right? Or maybe I'm still high.
That's 'cause not-so-long ago, I foiled his bad-guy plans and gave him the beating of a dozen lifetimes!
So your meddlin' is the entire reason everything now is the way it is.