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Surprise!!!
Yes. "Surprise".
...
Are... are you upset?
...Not at all. If he wants to steal my technology, then so be it. But I didn't create it so it could be held hostage by a foreigner.
I could have easily spent these past billion years usurping the highest beings in terms of hierarchy, claiming these stars as my own long before any of you came to fruition. But out of simple modesty, I stuck to an area I could appreciate on my own.
Tell me, my dear polar opposite counterpart. Did you think I would be without contingency? For now, I will let him play his games. But should he dare use the slightest bit of power from my technology... My thumb may slip on this device, and the body implodes. Any attempts to override the command installed or destroy the remote or even erase it from existence will do the same as well. I have spent these years acquiring my domain through my share fair of work. If he truly desires power, then it is by his own hands he shall work for it.
Now, would you like to learn of the hierarchy of this land?
WOULD I!?



Any questions?
....Y-
...I'm never going to hit someone with the Dread Cannon, am I?
Someday, buddy. Someday.
Okay, so either he has some sort of masochistic death wish, or we've just been played.
Gonna bet on the latter. He probably rerouted his consciousness somewhere else.
The question is.... where?
What is it like being the ruler of your own island?
...Oddly satisfying, actually. We tend to keep to ourselves... unless something forces that to change.
Welcome back to "A. Rock makes horrible life decisions".
Shut up and help me figh-
No.
Why not? Are you seriously on this guy's side?
Think about this. What is the main thing he would betray you for? What is it he is missing that would desire your help in the first place?
Power?
Power. And how do you think I came to be?
...Huh.
Apologies, but you're on your own for this one.
Pfft, fine. I don't need you. We've got this covered.
Round two, chump.
AGH! Wh-what was that for!?
Something's not right.
Just what the hell do you think your doing?
What happened to "Underground?"
Ah, yes. during the events of The Chaos Zone I had to lay low as to not quite interact with anyone until the coast was clear, so I lowered it underground. No point now, however.
How dare an outsider enter these sacred grounds!
Now, now. We mustn't scare our guest here.
O-oh! Please accept my humble apologies, you two.
Apology accepted. Now then, let us move.
Well. I know who I'm going to kill next.
But before that, what now?
....
What... saddens you?
I... I tried my hardest to protect people, but I couldn't even do that.
...I see.
Why do you look so different?
Long story short, was sent back in time for a duodeceon*. Saw the dinosaurs, saw the bubonic plague, saw the renaissance. It may have been me who was indirectly responsible for the death of Archduke Ferdinand and framed someone else in my stead, so apologies for World Wars I & II.
Back to the topics of importance, not only have I spent time building an underground empire with me as the leader/demigod, but I also gave myself a long-due reprogramming and mastered the real capabilities of the MKII Virus.
You see, Evil Energy and an Experimental Virus are the only things that make me what I am, correct? Wrong.
I have learned to tap into the one ingredient no one else has found. Not Jazz, not anyone else. And it was used to create the MKII Virus not from Wily, but the one who brought me from the Void.
That is right. A hint of Reaper magic from the likes of that white cur himself. And as the catalyst, I am imbued with it. I have expanded it. I have mastered it. And it is now, the Regulus Curse.
How was that supposed to cheer me up?
It wasn't; it was an excuse for me to go on an exposition. By the way I lead a utopian civilization of clones now.
Ooh! Can I see?
Why not? Follow me.
"Threat"? Hmmm.
Contrary to what may be believed, I do not hold anything against any of you.
No, it was that blasted scum who sent me eons backwards in time! I have been watching the entirety of this roleplay until now reliving the birth of the universe waiting for this very moment to slaughter him! Also that Big Bang hurt a little.
...Otherwise, no. Spending billions of years back in time has remedied any pent-up anger I had left otherwise. Now if you excuse me, I have a Kingdom to rule over.
Ah. Well, if it isn't the child, his side-kick, and...
Just what are you?
Do you not understand? He is the monster from Jazz's tale, he was the one kept under wraps, and he was the one responsible for the destruction of your world!
Yes, I remember you... You're the child from that universe. The one where your sister was the hero, correct? Her screams of terror were of upmost satisfaction. The day everything you knew perished was the worst day of your life. But for me... it was Friday.
Wh-what... did... you say?
You all have bored me to death, it's time to lay waste to this planet no--
What? Impossible! How? This cannot be!?
Not impossible. Me.
I don't remember most of my life-- probably due to you trying to make me your puppet-- but I know i can't let you destroy everything. So I'm going to do what any rational person would do, since I know your virus is connected to you as the source--
--And send you back in time all the way to the Big Bang!
NO! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME! I AM THE WILY OMEGAAAAAAAAAAA
What just happened?
It's all over... that guy is gone forever. And there's no way he's coming ba-
Au contraire, Delta, As I have waited all this time for the moment you finish doing this to gain my sweet, sweet, revenge.
Yes, Regulus-- the true MKII-- has finally returned.
Hahahahaha! Yes! This... sheer magnitude of power is astounding! Never have I felt so mighty!
Truly, this... this is more than enough necessary to turn this world into the apocalyptic utopia it is fated to be!
Something's wrong with Lord Hades...
Listen pal, I don't know what game you're trying to play, but it seems to me like you need to pick on someone your o-

ANTHEM!
Now then... how about a test run?
THE
!? Also right on it.
No... I can not. I will not... After all.. I've been through to gain this power....
Let's see you act upon your so-called destruction...now...
So are we just gonna stand here and wait all day long? Because this is getting really boring.
Don't hold your breath, especially after the Meteor stunt you two pulled.
Oh, boy.
WHAT?
Something's up, you guys.
Oh, sure. Paint yourselves as the victims to divert atten-
No. Something about this doesn't seem quite right.
...
...Destroy.
(...."Blacked out"? Of all the-a-side effects of absorbing the Chaos Emerald's powers, I've-a-never experienced sudden blackouts. Oh-a-well, probably nothing.)
You used the-a-chaos emeralds to go Super and helped me fight a stranger. Speaking of which, I-a-owe you one!
The name's-a-Somari the Adventurer, The-a-Fastest Thing Alive! How about-a-you?
AGH, my stomach! Not only have you gave me a stomach-ache, but you've also wounded my glorious 144-pack! I need a doctor! Wait a minute, Mario! You're a doctor, right?
...What are you-a-talking about?
Don't choose now of all times to play dumb with me! You can fix this stomach pain, right?
...I-a-think you have me confused. I'm-a-not a this Mario person.
...Really? Then I guess I'll let you off this time. (AAAGHHH IT HURTS EVEN WORSE IN BASE FORM)
You can't-a-go picking fights with everyone-a, you know.
I make no promises.
Doh! is there anyone out there who is man enough to fight without resorting to cheap tricks!?
You ambushed-a-me before I could-a-react! You're-a-in no position to-a-talk!
Semantics! And don't think you've won just yet!
Thanks for the-a-save back-a-there. It seems-a-like I have someone to-a-trust after all. Now let's kick this guy's-a-butt!
Go ahead and kick it! Then you'll realize made a big mistake butting into my range! If any of you make the slightest move, I'm gonna blow you all to cinder with my Wario Waft!
I'm-a-sorry, maybe if i could-a-actually trust-a-you, I wouldn't have to do thi-
Oh, what-a-now?
Mario, you have destroyed with my patience! First that stupid Kart Game, then the Tennis saga, and let's not forget how you humiliated me in our Party! Even then, I wouldn't have even bothered to do this before, but when you made a mockery out of me in that Ultimate Tournament, that was crossing the line!
(Shadwari? No, it-a-couldn't be possible. Our-a-world was decimated. Either-a-way...)
If it's-a-fight you want, it's-a-fight you'll get!
It has been too long since that fateful day of my exiling. All the while I've had to stay just under the radar so the Quints don't end up targeting me.
I was a fool back then. Craving destruction like nothing but a mindless zombie. Clearly my time spent elsewhere has done wonders to improve my perception.
Still, I concede to my main desire. To get revenge on that purple knave. I swear by the blood of the innocent.You will perish by my hand.
For I am Regulus, the true Wily Omega.
Damn you... I have claimed the world as mine from the shadows, and you still persist to undermine my work!? No. I will not let the steps I have made be for naught.
So... what now?
OH, FOR-- HOW STRONG IS HE!?
Hey! what are you-a-doing next to the-a-Master Emerald?
So ecstatic that you could make it.
On the other hand, your appreciation is not mutually assured.
I am aware of what I am. A construct made entirely out of your one thoughts. Or rather...ours.
Then you know what needs to change.
I am quite conscious of what does. Your refusal to seek out our true destiny. Our fate.
Untrue. You, "MKII", are but an item of the past. A nightmare undone. A concept fated to never seek fruition. I am my own person. And I have made the world my empire from the shadows. I have manipulated the child into seeking refuge under business. unlike you, I have done all that I have desired, and succeeded.
And yet, able as you are, you have sought not a trace of despair!? You have done more to protect this land than you have to destroy it. You have forsaken our very essence with the one thing we are supposed to be devoid of- compassion. I believe it was because of the soul unification method that you have take these traits.
For your sake, you had better not lose your temper... Because if you do. I will take control. And nothing will be safe from the wrath of the Wily Omega.
Hmmm. A little out of-a-character for him to leave the Master Emerald unguarded...
Well, I can't-a-leave it here unprotected, but I also don't-a-have time to waste...
I-a-suppose I could just wait here.