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...I fail to see how this will lead me any closer to my vengeance.
Then why am I the one being dragged into this?
...Fair enough, Mr. Shadow...
...I'll humor you, for now. But don't expect me to make any "friends".
MESSAGE FROM UPSILON NARRATOR.
...No. Just... Just no.
MESSAGE CONCLUDED.
...Who was that? Actually, no, doesn't matter. I apparently need to relocate, anyways.
Pack it up, Classic. We're out of here.
...R...Right... W-well, you clearly won't find anything fun here, s-so... Feel free to leave whenever you like! Like, uh... Right now... Or whenever.
Sure. A temporary base should totally use the best technology one could make! Or maybe you should clam up with your comparisons to other people's works, because it's rude.
But enough about me... Why don't you explain why you're intruding on MY premises!?
Puyo. Puyo puy- (Ok. That sounds-)
PUYO!?!? (DARK MATTER!?!?)
Puy puyo puyo! Puy puyo! (That Dark Matter is super dangerous! I'm helping!)
Puy puyo puyo, puy puyo puyo! (I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but it's good music!)
Puy puy puyo, puyo? (What are you doing, anyways?)
Isn't (ow) This-a (ow) move (ow) used (ow) by-
I'm-a sorry, Stanley, but you're-a outnumbered. Give-a it up. We can still talk about-a this-
NO! I don't wanna hear it! You two had the spotlight for FAR too long! It's MY turn now!
Once I defeat you two, I will take your role as heroes! I will save the lovely Princess Peach! And then, the whole entirety of the Mushroom Kingdom will owe me a favor... One I shall use to put that fiend, Donkey Kong Sr., BACK in the Zoo where he belongs!
...Stanley... I'm-a sorry, but you're wrong. Donkey Kong Sr. belongs on DK Island, his home... Don't-a make the same mistake I made-
Mistake!? He KIDNAPPED Pauline! He RUINED my Greenhouse! Don't think for a darn SECOND that criminal doesn't belong behind bars of some kind!
Stanley, please. I used to have-a thought that too. But I-a learned. I-a moved on. And I think-a you should move on, too.
...I can't move on, Jumpman. There is nothing for me to move on to.
...If you really aren't with the UKR now... Then that proposes a problem. Because if they didn't send you... Then they probably retreated... And now, NOTHING can be done to make Doppler NOT seem like the bad guy to them.
...If you two groups are going to work together now... Then I will trust you with the responsibility to stop this skirmish against Doppler from escalating any further. As far as I'm concerned, the enemy of this "Story Arc"- as Jazz would call it- isn't Kilroy or the UKR... it's War.
...One more thing. Null... While I'm sure that your longing for the... *Ahem* "Real World" is a rather reasonable thing... It's best that you NEVER approach Missingno. about the matter. He may... Well...
...He choked... somebody. Who claimed to have entered this acclaimed "Real World". I guarantee you that, since we're not exactly being forced to be allies, he will likely attempt to tear you limb from limb. Or possibly worse.
Hence the whole "both sides looking like the bad guy" phrase. And don't pretend that what your group has been doing makes you look any innocent.
In any case, I don't care who had the first shot. Because as far as I'm concerned, neither of you will have the final blow.
If we can discuss about this whole "unauthorized laboratory" thing and how to make the lab authorized, then the battle will end. Wars cause death and destruction to not only those who fight in it, but also to bystanders with nothing at all to do with what the war is about. So let's not start one over a stupid overreaction.
Well, we aren't going to get any closer to actually doing that until we put an end to this combat.
...Look. I want this issue resolved, too. But not with a war. War destroys lives. And not just that of the opposing sides, either... War should only occur if there is no other option. I fought far too long in a pointless war to want to see another one take place... And on the wrong side too, mind you.
...I didn't even know what I was truly fighting for until I was reprogrammed out of my Orceggstra state by Jazz. I just want to make sure NOBODY makes the same mistake of fighting a war with no purpose themselves.
...I hope you understand why I'm going through all this effort to stop this war- or at least its esculation- before it can even begin.
Very.
Look. If this is about the UKR, keep it to yourself, at least until they leave. I do not want to see any more pointless combat.
Enough of this.
Jazz Droids. Activate the A.W.E.F. Time duration: 30 Minutes.
FOLLOWING COMMAND.
Alright. With this barrier up, nobody can hurt each other. All weapons and powers are disabled, and any attempt to punch, kick, throw objects, or do any other methods of harming anyone will do nothing. This effect will last for 30 minutes, or until I say so.
Now, then... How about we take the time to settle this PEACEFULLY, instead of being idiots and fighting a battle that is not only impossible for ANYONE to win, but is also only making both sides look like the bad guys to one another.
...So, you-a live here?
Basically. It's... decent. Can't really complain, I guess.
I still don't see why you don't want to live in Mega City like me and Proto do. I'm sure there's somewhere there you can make a home in-
For the last time, you blue dolt, I don't need you hospitality! I'm fine enough all on my own!
I really don't-a see the problem here. It's a nice-a place. The people are-a nice, at least.
Well, it's been nice talking with you guys, but I think it's time me and Proto get home. Like Beta Shadow said, we kinda need to rest after that battle against Regulus.
You mean the fight where we sat and watched as every single one of us became obsolete?
H-heh... Well, maybe we'll be of more help next time...?
...Hm... I-a know Beta Shadow said to take it easy, but... I-a can't shake the feeling we're missing out on-a something... Something important...
Me-a too... I-a wonder... Is something happening at-a the castle...?
...Hm... Maybe we should-a use the Warp Whistle to-
*Cough* M-Mama-mia! Wh-what's-a going on here-
Ugh... What-a happened...?
!?




"Jumpman"...? I-a haven't heard that-a nickname since I moved out of-a New Donk City... In fact, the person who came up with it was-a...
...Stanley?
That's right! And I'm here for REVENGE! You both are gonna PAY for leaving me to be forgotten!
...Hm.
Well, any answer is good than none at all, I guess. Thank you for satisfying my curiosity- at least somewhat- before I leave this blue-and-green rock for good.
Hate to interrupt your futile attempt to turn the only good version of MKII to ever exist into a villain, but there is something I have always been curious about...
...Why DO you call yourselves the Wily Omega? If the moniker has nothing to do with Wily- besides being the person who created you in the first place- then why include the foolish old man in your title's name? It's not like any of you have any actual respect for the doctor... I sure as hell don't.
...Well, then. Good to know I wasn't needed, after all.
...You know, I'm starting to wonder if your true goal of joining this roleplay was to destroy literally everything.
...No.
I said it before, and I'll say it again: Wariegg only makes the matter worse. We. Do not. Want him back.
If the situation goes south, I'll handle it. Try to bring Wariegg back again, and you'll be erased with him, HighTower.