The downed Wario begins to open his eyelids to see an electricized Shake King stand in front of him.

...I see. You've been hiding an opportunity to use this at your disposal.
Right there, I almost fell victim to your formula. But no more. I will not underestimate you a second time.

Wario is forced upwards.

I will kill you, and then the rest of your friends with my bare hands.
Then go ahead and try, you son of a . But I'm not dying any time soon. Not until you hand Wanda's magic back to her.
...

Shaking King prepares an Electric ball of energy in one hand... only for him to be pecked at from behind, distracting him.

Hmm!?

Throwing Wario away, Shake King turns to see Wario's Hen.

...*cluck*
How interesting. It seems your pet has come to rescue you.
HENDRIKA!

Shake King begins to approach the chicken slowly.

...Hmph. A lowly bird deserves not to live, but to be annihilated. Wouldn't you agree... Wario?
Leave HER ALO--

Shake King kicks Wario, forcing him down in excruciating pain.

Yes... it sounds like fun.

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... Okay, we have to act first. He's going to kill her.
But what can we do? You all see how strong he is!

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??? Wow... this seems like a bit... much.
A BIT!?

...Back up?

Wario and Shake King seconds later slam into the earth, creating a wide heap of dust and debris, as well as a crater.

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... ...

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??? ...

...Guys, It might be a bad time, but, eh... anyone want pizza?
Count Cannoli
The Silver Zephyr

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Forbidden Valley As the dust begins to clear, it turns out Wario is still standing, though now deprived of his Invincibility and worn out...

How's... that?

...Tch. A valiant attempt...
Though your efforts yield all the same.
W-wha--

Wario is immediately punched square in the jawline by an electricized fist, striking him a great deal away.

♫ SM64 - Metal Mario theme ♫

How pitiful... If you believe your Starman form will be enough to match me, you are truly more naïve than was expected.
...Hmph!

Wario punches the ground with an Earthshake Punch, sending Shake King flying into the air.

(What? This sheer force!)
Crazy, right? And now, it's time for the Ultra Power Packed Pile Driving Waft Jet Fist Finish!

Wario blasts into the air with a Waft Rocket, ramming into Shake King from multiple angles rapidly before uppercutting him.

Argh!
It's not over yet!

Wario then reappears behind him, and right after grabbing him spinning around circles, creating a comet-like visual effect.

Mark my words, I'm gonna get Wanda's powers back when I'm done with you! Even if I have to break every bone in your body to do it!
I WON'T LOSE! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

Wario begins to dive back into the ground faster and faster...

... Everybody else watches the somewhat one-sided fight.

Nothing's working? How?
(Looks like this Shake King is incredibly powerful... I didn't know such rigorous training with yield this amount of strength.)

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??? (A while ago) Please give it to me please give it to me please give it to me please give it to me please, please please!
. . .

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... Well, if one thing's for sure, Wario-a-certainly knows how to take a hit... or a Chaos-energized self-destruction process to-a-the face.
Well, being on the receiving end means nothing if you can't dish it out either.
C'mon, Wario...

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Forbidden Valley Shake King stands above Wario, his foot in the latter's face, though it seems Wario is still digging around in his pockets for something...

Tell me, how does the stench of defeat feel?
I-i dunno...

Suddenly, a shockwave of energy blasts Shake King away, though he lands on his feet.

You tell me.

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Hmm... A desparate gambit to beat his foe... How entertaining.
Although... should it fail that Shake King may want to stop toying with him and finish the fight soon. If Wario hits his breaking point... There's no telling what may happen.

Forbidden Valley Shake King casually walks in the direction the partially beaten Wario is in, who has been depowered from his Bull Wario form.

You will not be spared from my fury. Your childish antics will not be entertained.

A large boulder suddenly flies in Shake King's direction, who merely no-sells it as it busts on contact.

Childish? You're one to talk, fatso!

Greed

Wario, with seemingly dozens of perfect duplicates of the same boulder, points in Shake King's direction, sending all but one of them hurdling in the air towards him, only for them all to immediately bust on contact.

Do not think for an instant you taunts will deter me. I will--

Before he can finish, a humongous boulder dozens of times larger drops down on him. Wario gasps for breath, tired.

*pant* *pant* Too... *pant* easy...
If by easy, you mean vain, I agree wholeheartedly.
What the..?

The large boulder cracks open, with only a mildly miffed Shake King. Wario instantly grabs a Fire Flower in reaction, bombarding Shake King in yellow Fireballs, only for him to tank them with ease.

How?
Has it not been made obvious? You are inferior in every aspect of the word.
Damn it, can't stop now!

Wario then brings out a Gold Flower, becoming Bronze Wario and shooting a large Bronze fireball before heading in with a powerful Charge Attack!

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN STICK YOUR INFERIORITY?
...

And like that this thread has become in my opinion somewhat pointless. There would be no need to create a thread to replace Discord if the only ones who use it are all on Discord in the first place.

Heat man begins to wake up...

Ugh... what... happened?

Forbidden Valley Shake King stands alone, silent with his arms folded.

SHAKE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
!?

In the air, Shake King sees something falling towards his direction... which turns out to be Wario, charging from above fist first!

I'm gonna beat the crap outta ya and make ya beg for mercy!
Hngh! Don't make me laugh!

Shake King clashes fists with Wario, the sheer impact blowing Wario back, forcing him to skid on the ground.

Urgh!
I will take my time reducing you into nothing but a miserable pile of flab.

As Wario is dazed, he sees a shadow loom above him, which turns out to be Shake King preparing to ground pound him from above.

Don't get cocky yet, punk!

Wario prepares to use the spikes on his Bull Pot Helmet to counter, but suddenly feels himself being punched from behind, sending him down yet again.

Futile.
(What the hell just happened? He was above me when I last saw him. How fast has this idiot gotten?)

Wario slowly tries to get up, but before he can finish, an electricized elbow begins to dig into his back, forcing him to scream in pain.

Truth be told, defeating me was the best possible thing you could have done. No other way would I have been so determined to acquire as much power as I have.
(That's the same thing Rudy and that Katsini guy said...)
It's amazing. You have the gall to complain about how Nintendo is conspiring against you and that life has made you it's personal scapegoat, and yet... The only reason you are here today is sheer luck.
Unfortunately for you, your luck has about run out. You will not defeat me as long as I stand here today.

Shake King immediately looks down, recognizing that his leg has been grabbed.

N-no way... not leaving... 'till you give... Wanda.. her powers...
You? Attempting to get the fairy's powers back? Ridiculous. There's not a chance you are doing this for some sense out of some semblance of justice.

Shake King picks Wario up, grabbing him by the collar.

It is no secret all you care for is your own personal gain. To claim otherwise is preposterous.

Shake King backhands Wario onto the ground again.

[And that matters... why?]{spoiler}

Again, the reamaining ones scatter in different directions, with no seeming leader in sight.

Mega City As Claw recovers from the heatbutt, he lunges straight for Viking Man, only to miss and ram straight into the Volt Wiring!

Yikes. That's got to sting a little.
When did you... get here? And why?

Soul only extends his arm, showing him a poster for a missing robot clad in magenta and purple, before pointing to how each building behind him has been tagged with said posters.

ASHBGASHGNAHSJASGABSHGJAJ!
Hast thee had enough?
G-gh... Puh... Pl--please...
...Please don't tell me ya think I'd be suckered in by my own tri--

Before Claw can finish, he finds that a sword has been shoved through his insides.

Thee were declaring?
...Ow.

Proteus breifly turns to Soul.

You know, if you wanna find the runt, just look down.
Huh? What's that supposed to me--

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Wait WHAT Oh yeah... I do have that, don't I?
I'm gonna grind the third dimension outta ya!

Dark Muscler stomps down on DS Delta.

Hahahah! How does that fee...
...*inhale*...
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

As Dark Muscler leaps back, it's revealed that Dark Muscler's foot was stabbed through before he could stomp him. While Dark Muscler sprawls, cradling his leg, DS Delta kicks himself back up.

Stings, doesn't it?

He then prepares his arm cannon.

But don't worry. I'm far from done yet. I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

Shin Megami Tensei.

Mountain Mines Yo, dumbass!

Delta flips Dark Muscler off with both of his hands.

Can we get this over with, already? Because I'm starting to get bored of kicking your can all day!
(That's right, you big lug, get mad. Get real, real mad.)
Damn you!!

Dark Muscler charges straight at Delta with a flurry of mach-speed punches, which are evaded.

Stop running and face my attacks head on like a man!
Sorry pal, but if you can't hit me, the only person at fault is your own. Speaking of getting hit...

Delta DS ducks a swinging backhand, and then retaliates with a Hakyuretsukyaku to the stomach, pushing Dark Muscler back.

So how does it feel? Being dealt your comeuppance not by some hero, or mastermind, but by some stupid kid?
If it were me? Oh, I know I'd hate it for sure. To know I'm nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who needs a power boost to compete. But I guess that's just life for you, huh?
...Enough of this.

Dark Muscler, fists out, charges at DS Delta again, who prepares to dodge and counter with another Hakyuretsukyaku... only to realize the oncoming punch is a feint.

...Whuh oh.

Dark Muscler grabs DS Delta with one arm, and slams him onto the ground with a Super Throw.

One healthy dose of pancakes, coming right up!

Dark Muscler tries to stomp DS Delta repeatedly, who rolls away due to the little escape time he has.

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Hakyuretsukyaku (Swift/Impact) The user stands on one leg and side kicks at incredible speedswith their other leg extended out. The kicks come out with incredible speed and power, and can land several hits, doing substantial damage, and does slight amounts of damage to defenses.

SIN Version: The user deals a heavy kick to the opponent, before hitting them with an invisible force 16 times.

The hordes seem to fly away, in a variety of different directions. Though there doesn't seem to be any right-hand in sight.

Outside Wario Estate Everyone stops to see two green... transparent versions of Shake King and Mad Sciencestein standing on pods.

What the hell?
Wario. It seems we meet aga--

Shake King is interrupted in his monologue as Wario tries tackling him, only to pass through.

What the hell!?
Ever so the meathead as usual, it would seem.. Unfortunately for you, these are merely holograms created by my making letting us interact with you as if we were there.
What are you guys up to!?
I am here to propose a duel with Wario. A fight with a decisive victor.
(Yeah, right. How stupid do you think you are? We all know this is an obvious tra-)
I'll be there! You can bet on that!
...*BEEP*?
I said I'm goin'! And when we meet, you'd better prepare yourself for the full fury of Wario!
...You fool. It's only by simple luck you still stand here, and even then you dare oppose me!? I'll look forward to draining the life from your soul...
Come to the forbidden alley. and come Alone. Or is the fear of facing such a superior to much to handle...?
Again and again you've been a pain in my side, Wario. These games will finally end with your defeat!
...

The holograms shut down, disappearing.

That barbaric SOB's really done it now!
You ain't really goin' alone, are you?

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Marauder's Refuge You all will drop me off of there. Then I will beat that arrogant fool within an inch away from death, only before letting him live to see how I rule the world.
...Yeah, asking is a lost cause. Though they do now have reason to believe this is some sort of

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Outside Wario Estate Trap. How do we know they won't take this chance to isolate and capture you?
Let 'em try to trap me! None of them'll be a match for me! Besides...

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Marauder's Refuge Should anyone else try an interfere... you all will be hidden, ready to equalize the odds, along with someone else...
...

While she's distracted, ??? turns into a bat, biting Reimu's hand!

Oh, don't you worry. We will meet again. There's a time and a place for everything, after all...

??? quickly flies away.

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Time World Will Smith seems to be watching, irritated. Three other people look on from behind,

So they're finally making their move, huh?
It would seem so. I take it this 'Oliver' will not be of any assistance?
...
...Shame. I thought the kid was alright, at least from what I saw back in that TCG fiasco. And if he doesn't believe in Good or Evil...
...We can't afford to take presumptions. He never actually stated whether he believed in Good and Evil or not. Only that he didn't want to interfere in either.
Either way, though, it looks like we're taking matters into our own hands. What's our game plan here?
Well, from what we gathered, a certain somebody is leading these creatures from the outside. When the time is right, we'll hit them with everything we've got... fast and hard.

Will Smith snaps his fingers, opening a portal and walking towards it. The other three follow.

Gensokyo - Hakurei Shrine ??? chuckles. An extreme stampede is heard from outside the Shrine.

You're too late. It's already begun. I was hoping I would be able to come here for the sake of personal comeuppance... But it appears my business is required elsewhere.

Gensokyo - Hakurei Shrine The individual interrupts Reimu before she can finish speaking.

Wrong. I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere for this "Rin" of yours.
In the meantime...

As they prepare a pair of dark energy balls... they collapse, seemingly under a sort of strain.

A-agh! it m-must be time already...

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Wario Estate So what now?
That's... certainly the question. Without any clue as to where anything could be happening, how are we supposed to track these guys down?

Seconds later a green light can be seen through the windows in the Estate.

For-a-starters... Maybe we should check what's coming-a-from outside.

Everyone subsequently makes their way outside of the Estate.