...Being an overpowered hack yourself. One that ALWAYS gets their way, like nobody else matters... Like that bastard of a Rotom.
...But, fine. Perhaps a NEW punishment is in order for you.

Omega Element uses the Hakai again... Only this time, destroying only Seija's powers! (Erm, both of them.)

...There. You want to get rid of overpowered hacks? Do it as someone who isn't.

Suddenly, the Shield Overdrive and Cutter Shot are instantaneously destroyed.

Enough. Characters like you have had their way for FAR TOO LONG.

Suddenly, Omega Element looms over Seija.

...You know, I just don't understand it. Why do the rest of my characters- MY Characters, not that false prophet of a Reaper- always tend to let you lot off the hook? Well, no longer... It's time greedy villains like you receive the punishment you have always deserved... Starting with YOU.

Seija is then lifted by a telepathic force...

...For you lot may be persistent... Hell, you even stolen someone's absurd defenses, however that works. ...But no amount of defensive capabilities can protect you from the power of a GOD.

Omega Element lifts two fingers towards Seija...

...Hakai.

Suddenly, an invisible force begins erasing Seija from existence, with no hope of countering or preventing!

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Hakai - (Typeless) An invisible force of Destruction Energy. Only Gods of Destruction are able to wield it at its fullest potency.

Suddenly, both the Almighty Stick Bug and the Giant Rick Astley is warped away from Gensokyo.

SUBJECT "Stick Bug" CAN, QUOTE: "BEAT YOU 96 TIMES LOL" IN ANOTHER LOCATION. GENSOKYO IS OFF-LIMITS FOR SUBJECTS "Stick Bug" AND "Rick Astley".

Pi Android leaves.

@TheHighTower : K. Rool and Kahtos are also standees since K. Rool has only just now decided to sign himself and Kahtos up.

Hm, I see. Well, I suppose a few late sign-ins wouldn't hurt.

...Hm... It would appear that those chimpanzee chumps are hanging out for the first time this roleplay... It could be a perfect time to strike!

You could do that. Or...

...What are you about to suggest?

Suddenly, a poster for Gemini Man's tournament materializes in K. Rool's lap. K. Rool picks it up in response, looking at it.

Ah, yes, the tournament... I was actually wondering if Beta Shadow has forgotten all about it.

Well, not necessarily. But it was left alone well enough for it to not be late for signing up. And if I'm not mistaken, Donkey Kong's bound to be participating.

...He is, is he...? Hm... Alright, fair enough.

Kahtos, I hope you're primed and ready for combat... I'm signing the both of us up for a fighting tournament.

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Gemini Brand HQ - Primetime Gemini's Office

A Gemini Clone leads Ninja Man Z into the office.

Well, there he is.

Primetime Gemini seems to be, and have been, ...Admiring himself in the mirror. Of course.

...Ah. I see what's going on here. A classic Case 230-1. Step aside, I know what to do here.

*Chuckles* You know... It's been so many years since we've last seen each other, handsome... I'm glad to finally be out of the Void, where reflections don't exi-

Suddenly, a tiny ninja star hits the mirror, shattering it.

...You know, that's going to be seven years of bad luck AND 600 Zenny for compensation, right, Ninja baby?
First off, never call me that. Second off, you've been laying off this tournament for WEEKS now. The construction was over a week ago, even including those unnecessary parts you added for "special effects". Need I remind you this is a Martial Arts tournament, NOT WWE.
The whatnow?
The Gemini TV Tournament. You know? The one inspired by that deathmatch? Don't you think that should be starting soon?
Ah, the tournament, of course! How silly of me to forget! Alright, then, how about this:

Gemini Clone, send a message to all participants. The tournament will be starting this upcoming Sunday.

K. Rool leans back a bit in his throne.

...Hm, well... I would either be sailing the seven seas, doing experiments as K. Roolenstein, or come up with some scheme to...
...What ARE the Kongs up to at this point, anyways?

K. Rool pulls out the Golden Coconut to see what Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong are up to...

K. Rool Archipelago* - Mt. Kroc Summit Of course he spelled it with a "k"...

K. Rool, sitting on a throne at the mountain's summit (which is unnaturally warm for a mountain's summit, but then again the entire archipelago was made artificially), taps his claws on one of the throne's armrests... Usually, this means he's trying to think of an evil plot, though this time... It's because he's immensely bored.

...*Sigh* You know... I thought I would enjoy having everything I've ever wanted... Land to call my own... An army of Kremlings, at my every command... Heck, long before all this Chaos Zone stuff happened, I finally got into Smash!
...And yet, as I sit here to admire everything I have gained... I find myself to be filled to the brim with the dullness that is boredom.

Well, perhaps we can talk about how you changed your mug back to the 8-bit style again? With it being more polished, granted.

Well, I simply wish to match up with most of Beta Shadow's other video game characters, and if anyone has a problem with it, they can take it up with the new-and-improved Kahtos.

That reminds me of another thing we need to discuss... What exactly IS that golden object you used to do all of this, anyways?

Hm, a fair question... Well, I suppose since nobody aside from you and my Kremling Krew is around to see this- What with the high-rated security I placed around the island-

Archipelago. You made multiple islands, not just one.

-I suppose I can inform you of what trinket of power I hold in my claws...

K. Rool then pulls out a golden object... The object appears to be similar to that of... A coconut?

...Hang on...



A golden coconut... So that's the Anti-Omni Meme 2! But... How did you sneak it out of Robbie Rotten's hands...?

Why, elementary, oh dear narrator!


That bit about taking a nap? It was a trick. While Robbie was busy snoozing, I took the Golden Coconut from right under his nose!

...You realize he's going to be upset once he finds out, right?

Perhaps... But a true villain stands on only 3 morals: steal, cheat, and lie! If anything, he should be PROUD of me! I have the heart of a TRUE evil villain!

...A mere moments after standing up for his "heart of a villain" speech, K. Rool sits back down.

...And the sheer boredom of a hippo.

K. Rool sighs, then looks over to the armrest of which he wasn't tapping his claws on. Opening up a panel within the armrest, K. Rool pushes a button, connecting to a direct comm line with Kahtos.

Say, Kahtos... Is there anything you'd like to do? I could do with some form of entertainment, if you have any ideas.

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*Page 218, Post #19- K. Rool used a golden object- the same one used to separate Defteros from Kahtos- to create an Archipelago for him to rule over.

Suddenly, Guts Man FC is grabbed by a suddenly-appearing Pi Android!

TIME FOR SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" TO, QUOTE: "be a fucking hero": FALSE. SUBJECT: "Fully Charged Guts Man" IS NOT TO INTERVENE WITH SUB-PLOT: "Bowser and Koopenstein".

Guts Man FC is thrown back into the castle!

ADDITIONAL SUBJECT NOT TO INTERFERE...

Pi Android warps away... Then warps back in a moment later with PM Alucard!

...SUBJECT: "Proto Man Alucard". ADDENDUM: LOCATION "Dark Grasslands" IS NOWHERE NEAR LOCATION "Whistling Plains".

Pi Android throws PM Alucard into the castle as well, then places a barrier around the castle that prevents anyone from leaving, even via teleportation!

...I APOLOGIZE TO SUBJECT: "Toadsworth" FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. HOWEVER, PLOT TAKES PRIORITY. AND ACCORDING TO PLOT PROFILE, NOBODY IS TO INTERFERE... NO MATTER HOW DIRE THE SITUATION GETS.
ANY QUESTIONS?

Pumpkin Hill- Jazz HQ (Outside)

...

Suddenly, Techno walks up to Jazz.

...She seems willing to look past your misdeeds. Are you sure you're not just judging yourself too quickly?
...



...To believe otherwise is meaningless. To them, we are still villains. Downright unforgivable... And me, especially... To them, I am just like MKII. Nothing we will ever say or do will change that. Bottom line: They do not want us here.
...And frankly? They don't need us, either.

*

...This world has a plethora of incredible heroes. And there are likely to be many more in the future. Whatever comes next... I'm sure they can handle it without us.
...Us leaving will just be one less problem to deal with.

Jazz boards the ship, Techno and Orchestra following behind. Moments later, the ship activates, lifts up into the air, and flies off into the depths of space. And so, we say goodbye to Jazz's crew. Hope it goes smooth, Jazz.

...You just couldn't let that one go, could you?

Nope. So long.

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*Not all heroes are listed, obviously.

Missingno.... Is silent. He cannot think of a word to say in regards to Kogasa and the real world.

...

This stays like this for a few minutes (although for Missingno. it feels like hours), before using coding manipulation to conjure up some kind of energy ball of coding.

...This contains a coding that should reverse the Coda Corruption within Kiddy. ...Don't ask me for another one in the future. Chances are, Coda will have found a counter by then.
...What you said, about taking what I can get... The next chance you get, I think you should inform Null as well. If you don't, it's likely he'll pull off another insane stunt that'll put the world in danger, just for a chance to enter the real world. As long as he's willing to sacrifice anything for a world that would simply limit his interactivity to it anyways, he'll continue to be a danger to the world... And to himself.

...I... I'm just going to head on the ship now.

Missingno. enters the ship.

...
...You know, it wouldn't hurt me to admit that, if he wasn't the only one who could do anything, you never would've come to us for help in the first place. I would understand.

Pumpkin Hill (Jazz HQ- Outside)

Jazz and his group seems to have set up a rather large spaceship.

Is everything set up and ready to go?
Indeed. All of our stuff is packed, everyone has more-or-less tied up their loose ends on this planet, and all the Jazz Droids have been digitized.
...Oh yeah, that reminds me. Why did we digitize the Jazz Droids, again?
Because I'm not going to bother figuring out how to stuff about a hundred service droids into the ship alongside ourselves, our stuff, and the various things I've set up in the ship.

Well, then. I suppose we'll be on our way then, correct?
Incorrect.
...Pardon?
Before we leave, I want to wait until we get the chance to explain what we're planning on doing launching us into space to begin with.
...Why!? Who in the Distortion World is going to care enough to pass by here and ask why we're going into space!? Why can't we just leave and have that be the end of it!?
...As much as I want to say, "it's because I want to have one last conversation with someone here before we leave the planet for good"...
...It's because I want to try and be safe. If someone doesn't pass by before we launch for us to explain ourselves, chances are someone will pass by WHILE we're launching and try to take us down under the assumption that we're doing something evil. Or have you forgotten about our past track record?
...Fine. But if nobody comes- like I know will be the case- within half of the week, we're out of here regardless.
Fair enough.

Dark Alleyway
Located in the same city as Little Papa Beta's
No, it is not in Mega City

*Humming to himself*
*Ahem*.
Well, now. If it isn't my goodie two-shoes counterpart. What have you come here to bother me with on this fine afternoon?
Cut the crap. I know who you are... Who you actually are. The REAL Beta Devil is lurking in his lair, waiting for the right time of his next plot. You? You're just pretending to be him, hoping we don't notice... But, there was one slight mistake.



...Under normal circumstances, mistakes like a miscount would've been rectified on those posts... But nothing was changed. Nothing was corrected... Meaning you have used the de-fusion to free yourself from his mind.
Isn't that right, Anti-Omni?
...
...Well, aren't we clever?

So, you had me all figured out... And now what? It's like you said, we all need a break from saving the world after having faced the most powerful entity in the Omniverse... And didn't even win, might I add. So, it's not like I'm up to anything nefarious... yet.
Besides. Even an entity of pure chaos and destruction cannot make an ingenious plan to spread said chaos and destruction overnight... A perfect plot requires time. Lots of it.
But don't worry... When I DO complete my planning period, you'll be the first one to know of it...
...Because you'll be the first to die.

...Sure. Fine, whatever. I'll be the first one to die and all that. Go on, continue making your empty threats. But it's never going to happen.
And you wanna know why? It isn't just because of my Ultra Instinct or my friends. You want to know why this thread was made? It was made specifically to kill you, and make sure you NEVER come back.
So go ahead. Plot. Because you're not going to have the time to pull it off. Because once we're done with our break?

Beta Shadow transforms into Full Release to intimidate (let's just call him) Anti-Omni Devil.

...I am going to find you... And I will erase you, once and for all.

...Like you did with MKII?

The sentence alone was enough to lower Beta Shadow back down to base form.

Sorry, did I touch a nerve? Heheheh... You had zero chance of getting rid of MKII, that even NOW he's back in this world, lurking... And you don't even know WHERE.
Well, too bad for BOTH of you... Because the one who will destroy this Omniverse... is ME.

A red portal of Anti-Omni energy appears behind Beta Devil.

Remember well, Beta Shadow... As long as chaos and evil reign in this world, I'll ALWAYS come back.

Beta Devil disappears into the portal, said portal closing behind him.

...

Beta Shadow warps away.

A random grassy field
At the outskirts of Symphony City

Stanley, still dazed from the coordinated attacks of the Mario Bros., slowly gets up...

...Rgh... Great... When I tell the master about this-
When you tell the master about what, exactly?

Stanley is startled by the appearance of this er again.

M-Master Coda! I, uh-
Oh, no, go ahead. Inform me of your failure to beat the Mario Bros., as I have expected... But at LEAST tell me you have IT first.
Y-yeah! I have it... Right here, in fact!

Stanley shows to Coda the Warp Whistle he managed to steal from the Mario Bros.

Excellent. This should keep those pesky plumbers out of the subplot happening within the Mushroom Kingdom... Allowing for their doppelgangers to receive the respect they honestly deserve. ...Granted, with the slight possibility of "and then some", but...
I just don't get it... Why can't I be the one to save the Mushroom Kingdom from-
Oh, relax, won't you? You'll have your chance to become the hero you were always meant to be, like I have promised you... But now is not the time. We will achieve our respective purposes in due time.
But for now, patience... After all, we have all the time in the world.

Coda opens up a portal behind himself, entering it with Stanley following in behind. Afterwards, the portal closes, leading the two to an untraceable location. (Additionally, the portal keeps out anyone who is not on Coda's team.)

Symphony City

...Well? Are you going to say anything? Aren't you gonna defend yourself? Or is hearing these words from me, rather than a dirty, rotten thief like Wario finally making you realize how much of a fraud you a-
Stanley. I will admit, I'm-a not the perfect hero the people say I am. I've-a made several mistakes in the past, and it-a is likely I will make plenty more in the future. And, yes, initially I-a left New Donk City to make some new beginnings, and-a be seen as a great person in the public eye...
...But the truth is, things change over time. I have-a met many people along my-a journeys... People who believed in me. Respected me. Saw me as a selfless hero... And-a now, I want nothing more than to try and BE that-a hero people see me to be. I-a don't care about the popularity as much as I-a did anymore... I really do wish well for the Kingdom. For the world, and the people in it.
...And-a furthermore, I accept the fact that what I did to Donkey Kong Sr. in the past was-a wrong. I'm-a not looking for forgiveness for that. I-a never had... I already know that would-a be asking for too much. I-a just want nothing more than to move on from it. And I-a have.
...And it's-a time that you moved on, too. We-a don't have to fight. We can still be-a friends, Stanley.

...Friends... That sounds...
...No. NO! Just cut the crap, fatso! I'm not going to become just another one of your one-off friends that join you for one adventure before being discarded, left to be forgotten! I REFUSE to EVER BE FORGOTTEN AGAIN!

Suddenly, a powerful fire attack is charged within Stanley's bugspray!

DIE!!!

...Before Stanley could launch the attack, however, he is frozen over by an ice ball!

I'm-a sorry, Stanley. I know you want-a nothing more than to be recognized... But you're doing it the wrong-a way, for an equally wrong reason. You don't-a truly care about saving anything or anyone; You just-a want an innocent ape locked away. ...But even so, you may-a knock me around, and do what you wish... But there is-a one line you NEVER cross with-a me...
...Don't-a mess with my bro.

Ice Luigi launches at Stanley with a full-force Chilly Green Missile, knocking Stanley out of both the frozen cage and his Fire form. Mario dashes right on the other side of Stanley while the latter is dazed from the attack.

Urgh.....
WAHOO!!!

The two brothers hit Stanley on both sides with a tag-team Super Jump Punch, with Luigi hitting Stanley with his variant's sweet spot. The resulting attack sends Stanley flying high into the sky, disappearing from the city with a small sparkle of light.

Looks like we-a won!
Yep. Let's-a see what's... Going down... In-a...

Mario begins to panic slightly while searching his pockets, finding something to be missing...

...Mama-mia... The-a Warp Whistle's missing!

Little Papa Beta's Parking Lot

As business for Little Papa Beta's has actually started to get better (albeit little by little every day), Beta Shadow has been asked by Beta X to meet him outside the Pizzeria.

You need me for something?

In an instance, Beta Shadow is decked square in the face.

...Never waste my time ever again.

Beta X warps away.

...Alright, good talk.
...Speaking of talking, actually...

Beta Shadow, too, warps away.

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Symphony City

Stanley, in Fire Flower form, charges at Mario and Luigi, his bug spray spewing out fire instead of spray. The brothers, however, avoid this, then proceeds to chuck a few fireballs at the fumigator.

Rrgh...! You're good at throwing those things... Too bad it's not enough!

Stanley uses his bug spray to launch a larger fireball at the two plumbers, of which the two narrowly escape. Luigi retaliates with a Burning Green Missile. However, Stanley dodges and hits Luigi point-blank with another large fireball, creating a large explosion that sends Luigi flying across the city!

Luigi!
Ha! Did he really expect to hit me with the same attack twice!? I'm no fool, ya know!

Stanley then turns to Mario.

Well, well, well. Seems it's just you and me now, Jumpman!
Stanley, please! We can just-a-
Enough! I don't wanna hear it, you plucky, mustached phony!

Everyone everywhere speaks of you like your some great hero. The Mushroom Kingdom. Sarasara Land. The Beanbean Kingdom. Even in our home of New Donk City! But that's not the truth, now is it? You're just selfish. You're doing it all only for the glory, nothing more! Go on! Tell me I'm wrong!
...

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Burning Green Missile- (Flame/Impact) A Fire variant of the Green Missile. Stronger and even slightly explosive, due to the firepower provided by the Fire Flower.

Dimensional Passage

...Well? Are we to continue this tutorial or not? (I swear, you've gotten slow recently.)
Ah. Er, right. Well, we don't have any items, so let's use a Special Weapon. Try to hit the dummy with your Beta Buster.

Attack Defend Items > Special Weapons Vengeance Ring Escape

> Beta Buster Beta Blast

Beta X dons his buster, then aims at the Training Dummy. During this, he has to time the attack right, allowing for the crosshairs to align properly over the dummy.

3... 2... 1... FIRE!

Perfect!
17 Damage dealt!

Too easy.

The Dummy fires more shots at Beta X. This time, he punches them all with a fist of purple flames, knocking the bullets into the Dummy, dealing 9 damage. ...Somehow.

Alright, you've got attacking down. Let's try for some defense.
...Against an inanimate object?
Yes.
With a gun I installed into it.
Wait, what-

Suddenly, the Training Dummy is equipped with a Gun.

Attack > Defend Items Special Weapons Vengeance Ring Escape

Beta X guards against the oncoming attacks.

...

The Training Dummy fires 3 bullets at Beta X, which he successfully blocks. 3 Damage dealt.