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...Well, now... It-a seems we have some more help...
(Not that I'm-a complaining or anything, but where do these-a guys come from...?
Anyways, bro, mind lending me another-a power up?
Sure thing. Which one do-a you want?
Hm... Surprise-a me.
Thanks-a, bro!
You-a two want any? I'd-a offer a Mega Mushroom earlier (though we only have-a one of those in-a here), but the situation with-a "Joe" seemed to have resolved itself without the need for it.
We-a might... At this point, who knows what's-a in store for us...
...I don't care what "Master" Coda has told me to do... My moment to shine as a hero has come at last!
I don't get it... Why am I being dragged into this?
Because! Once we have proven ourselves as heroes, we could possibly convince the people to lock that menace Donkey Kong Sr. away!
(Disregarding the fact that your thoughts on Cranky are completely wrong,) What's in it for me, though?
Come on, don't you want to be a hero, like you were 33 years ago? Or, better yet... Don't you want to honor your fallen universe?
...
...Ok, I'm in.
...Hold on. I-a don't think he's actually the bad-a guy here...
...I think he's-a simply being manipulated... And I've-a got a bad feeling we're about to find out by-a who soon enough.
...Look. I get it. You want to stop the bad guys as much as we do, and you want to take a direct approach. I can understand that. But if it's not their time, then it is not their time.
Besides... Don't you think there's someone else on your team who deserves to confront Other Dark Prince more than you?
...Puy puyo puyo! (Leave my friend alone!)
SUBJECT "Kirby" CANNOT ASSIST YOU. WHILE WHETHER OR NOT HE WOULD IS ANOTHER DISCUSSION OF ITS OWN...
...HIS BUSINESS LIES ELSEWHERE.
Not-a so fast! If you're-a gonna be fighting them, then you'll-a be fighting us, too!
...(Psst, Mario? Why are-a we helping Wario and Waluigi? It's-a not like they'll be-a so eager to accept it.)
(Honestly? At-a this point, with 5 people in-a there, and-a only two out here, we either make-a ourselves useful, or-a stand around and make ourselves seem-a useless.)
King-a Bob-omb...? Well, if this is who we're up against, then I'll-a just have to sneak behind him, and-
Uh, Mario? Something tells-a me that the same trick of lifting him up from-a behind and throwing him won't-a work this time.
Hm, you're-a right... Get-a the Power-Ups bag. Let's-a see what we got in there.
Let's-a see... A few spare-a Mushrooms... A couple Fire Flowers... Some Ice Flowers and-a Penguin Suits... A Super Hammer... Some-a Super Bells-
Wait, go back a second. Did you-a say a Super Hammer?
Well, yeah... This is-a the only one we-a have in-a here, though.
Let-a me use that one.
...Oh. Ok... I mean, I kinda wanted to use it, but... Guess I'll-a just settle for one of the three Hammer Suits in here.
Alright-a, King Bob-omb! Let's-a go!
Yeah! What he-a said!
Nice to meet-a you guys!
...Though, now I-a wonder if we should-a inform Yoshi about all of this... He has-a been working with this-a "Brash Crew" recently, so I'm-a not sure if he's-a busy or not.
...Hm, come to think of-a it... I think we passed him on our-a way here. He seemed to have-a been using a pair of-a wings to fly back to Doppler Labs from-a Yoshi's Island...
...So either he-a was busy with something, and is done... Or he's-a been called over there for something important.
Oh! You must-a be that Somari guy Sonic was-a talking to me about!
One-a sec.
Anyways, I'm-a Mario, and this is my-a brother, Luigi.
Hello! So, we-a already established who you-a are, Somari, but who are-a your friends?
Oh, hey-a, bro! Where did-a you-
Don't ask. Just... Don't-a ask. Seriously, Master Hand could've at-a least warned me before he-a dragged me into another one of-a these...
...Ok...? *Turns to Shadwari* Anyways, you were-a introducing us to some people?
...Excuse me, Mr. Delta, sir? I believe someone has slept in your bed.
Someone has been sleeping in my bed!?
...Wait. Someone has been sleeping in my bed... In THIS part of the Cathedral? But my bed is all the way in the-
Oh! Hello, neighbor!
Epsilon? Wait... What are you doing in my Cathedral?
Living here, duh! What, did you really thought you could just buy a home all for yourself while the rest of us (aside from Beta Shadow and Omega Element) stayed homeless?
Yeah, bro. You should, like, be more open and stuff, you know?
Kappa!? ...Also, Epsilon, why are you brushing your teeth at one of my test rooms? I DO have a sink in the bathroom, you know.
Well, I would've used that, buuuuut Eta Cosmic has it at the moment. He is currently busy "making sure his hair is perfect."
But he is always wearing a helmet, why in Beta Shadow's Hell is he even bothering with that!? And on that note, is EVERY member of Beta Team living in my Cathedral!?
...Great. No, that's just perfect. You know, if you're going to be living here, the least you could be doing is lending me some rent money every now and again... Speaking of which, at least I have found out why bills have been getting a bit higher recently.
I thought Kappa was supposed to be in charge of that.
Whoops. Totally slipped my mind. Sorry, dudes.
...*Sigh* You're all lucky I can't get mad at you guys.
D'aww! You really care about us, don't you?
Kinda, but it's mostly because technically speaking, we are all different instances of the same person.
Oh. That also makes sense.


...Because apparently, Bowser has-a been provided some troops by-a this "Quartet Enterprises". And I'm-a not sure whether or not they can still- or will- continue to do their business here on Earth, in whatever world or dimension they happen to be in...
...But if Bowser has had some form of-a business connection with-a this company, we may be in-a serious trouble in the future.
...Ok, Beta Shadow said that he'll be able to arrange for us a place to live here in...
...Huh. What city IS this, even?
You know, it's been such an unimportant factor, that I don't think it's even been considered.
...Allegrotopolis. (Of course it'd be based on a musical term...)
...You seem in thought. Something on your mind?
Just a curious thought... There are many different versions of Sonic and Mega Man, and we have at least 3 different Marios in the world, not counting Somari... Heck, we even have several different Quints and- of all people- Proto MKII.
Which makes me wonder... Are there alternate versions of us? I mean, you could argue that it's unlikely, seeing that you, me, and "vanilla" Beta Man are from similar universes... Heck, Beta X is from an alternate world where I remained to be reprogrammed.*
...But then there's Beta Serif.
...Well... It's certainly not impossible.
First off, Me and Luigi were-a... Preoccupied. (Something that I-a don't think will be the last I hear of-a it...) And then, when we were-a done, some thief stole our-a Warp Whistle back to the-a Mushroom Kingdom.
To be honest, I'm-a surprised at how long the flight from-a Mega City to the Mushroom Kingdom is, even with-a Tails' Tornado...
Also, TWO-a Bowsers!?
...Hm... Two-a Bowsers...
(...If what I'm-a thinking is correct, then I-a wonder... Should we-a tell Somari about this?)
(...CAN we-a tell Somari about this? I don't think even-a Sonic has a way to contact him...)
...Actually, something tells me that's-a not even the worst part... I've-a been doing some scou- ...Er, I-a had someone ELSE* do some scouting for me...
...And, well... Have-a you ever heard of a Company called Quartet Enterprises? If-a not... I'm-a sure Wario can tell you all about it.
Wario? What are-a you doing here? ...Wait... Has-a Waluigi run off somewhere?
...Also, who's-a that guy?
APOLOGIES, SUBJECT "Proto Man Alucard". I APPEAR TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE BARRIER CREATED TO KEEP YOU HERE DUE TO THE COMMOTION AT LOCATION "Gemini TV Tournament".
...THERE. YOU ARE NOW FREE TO DO AS YOU WISH... WITHIN REASON.
...Seriously, what did I-a miss?