@Dan : Yes. It'll take some time, but soon enough Bosses each will soon be added.

This post would've come sooner if I didn't accidently lose all progress towards it at the last moment forcing me to start from scratch but here ya go

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Mega City Finally on the ground, Proteus and Defteros seem to be standing tall above their apparent enemy.

Ngh.... seems like you two aren't the gentle type after all.
Stop it.
And besides, you may as well give up now. I know just how WHOREs--
Hmmm~?
--Like you act when you're backed up against the wall. I'm gonna give you this one chance to come clean. Identify yourself, your sibling units, your creator, the mastermind behind this and their plans.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WAITING. AM I PERMITTED TO PUNCH THIS WHORE?
I don't know... Let's find out.
...
......Sorry, boys, but as fun as this h--
PUNCH HER PUNCH HER PUNCH HER
INITIATING "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER" PROTOCOL.

The Anthro-Shield suddenly leaps towards Succubus Woman and targets an her with a powerful punch... or a punch that would've been powerful if she didn't gracefully dodge it.

...Did you just interrupt my dialogue exposition? You can't do that.
What contract binds me not to?
It's an unspoken rule. You are supposed to let me antagonize you in a somewhat suggestive manner while slowly but surely the tables turn in my-- Oh my god, are you this dense when it comes playing the good guy?
That's stupid! We are here to fight, not to cause meaningless backwater by handfeeding the readers and passersby information! Treating audiences like kindergarteners by spouting off information rather than letting them come to their own conclusions makes you sound as condescending as hell! There's a rule for this; It's called "Show, don't tell!"
Oh, for the love of Vaati, get off your high horse! You pretend as if the only way storytelling should be allowed to be executed is through extreme subtlety. Newsflash, Blue and Yellow, this isn't Neo Genesis Evangelion! Things can be left explained--

As Proteus and Succubus Woman bicker, Defteros merely watches.

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OH YEAH, WELL I-- Hold on did you say Vaati?
Yeah, he's my-- Oh.... no.

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Marauding Air Cruiser On the dock of the airship, a group of minions (not the Illumination ones) can be seen lined up, with Mad Scienstein looking at a variety of robots on a tablet of his.



Oh, man, I knew I wouldn't regret this new OnlyFans subscription!

Oh, most certainly. For one:



No playable bosses. This means no MMK, no Quint, no Genesis Unit, no Stardroids, no Sunstar, no Slur or Trill, and (most likely) no Duo.

Building Wall Dracon slams into it with a heavy thud, creating a crater.

...That Motherlover.

A Vaati avatar suddenly appears next to Dracon.

Still unable to dispose of him? Perhaps I overestimated you.
Shut your trap. I'm only taking it easy on this guy is all.

Seeing a barrage of missiles heading his path, he quickly wallruns, dodging them.

You know what happens when you make light of people, don't you? Like the time you got your clock cleaned by the one who holds Purikari.
Nyeh. I'll be fine. Piss off, already.
/shrug

The aVaatar dematerializes.

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Fordbidden Valley Wanda begins to slow down, conflicted by these words. By then others seem to already be about to catch up.

...
Dude speaks the truth, you know. Not to disrespect your independence, but ever since the Forest incident-- when's the last time you've been alone? It's when we're helping each other out that we're at our best.
...
WAKA-WAKA. (The same applies to us, too. I don't know how things would've turned out If I never ended up being free from that creepy spell.)
...
*inha--
Okay, maybe you guys are right.
So, uh, where we goin', anyway?
Do you guys see that giant pirate ship in the air from afar?
...The giant what now?
If I were a wagering individual, I'd say that's where they're at. We'll have to fly-- Oh yeah, you guys can't fly...

Still pondering, Wanda waves her wand, and a slight energy wave passes through everyone else within her vicinity.

This should give you guys control over your own buoyancy. With concentration, your weight will be able to fluctuate itself to becoming lighter than air, yet retain it's mass and vo--
WAKA-WAKA (In English?)
Think hard enough and you can float. Think hard enough again and you can become heavier. This spell is temporary. (I never get to explain these things...)

Wanda seems not to not to either notice or care, with a very serious look on her face:

...

While Red, Yellow, Game and Watch, Joe sprint off to catch up to her, Black lingers on his own, his body language giving mixed signals.

Gh... those morons...

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The Beast Breath nails Janemba, inflicting him with the full brunt of the attack... which he regenerates from.


Since when the hell could you talk!?


Janemba slices at John Cena, grazing his chest.

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Planet Unknown As the Reborn Lasers are dodged by the faint silhoutte, it suddenly spins in the air, sucking up most of the momentum from the country-level hurricane and hurling it back at Vaati!

Hnn!
Hmmm... it looks as though I'll be preoccupied for the moment. If that's to be the case...

A dark entity forms from the background, unbeknownst to Vaati's opponent.

Now... what say we go visit everyone's favorite President?

Forbidden Valley Upon seeing Wanda leave, a brief silence occurs.

...I'm going too.
Pardon?
Girlie's right, Black. How much longer are we going to have to wait until the enemy throws the first punch? We've gotta stop them before they're up to no good.
Besides, she could hide it pretty well, but...

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And it's something we can't just let happen on it's own. Which is why me and Yellow've decided we're gonna help out, too!
A--
You-- ...Don't you idiots remember what happened last time!? This isn't a game! Any one of us could've gotten killed by that guy! We don't have any guarantee power-ups to keep us from dying like those Somari dudes, either!!
*BEEP*
...No one's listening to a word I'm saying, are they?
It's not so much you're being ignored, but... We have to do everything in our power to take these guys down. Besides, if Shake King really was affiliated with that Koopenstein guy, then... let's just say we have a few questions as to what exactly happened to me and a couple of other people.
*WAKA-WAKA* (Yeah!)

Just hang in there. It'll likely be fixed soon enough.

It's likely an error in your account. Starting out, you should have your Light and Wily Busters.

Grabbing a random pink barrel which appears out of nowhere, Pinky Kong chucks it at the Blunderbluss, hoping to seal it shut.

Forbidden Valley Wanda... with powers? steps forward, finished watching the fight from afar.

You know what? We can do something. Maybe not in accordance to Janemba, but there's still one set of bad guys I know that need pummeling.
Are... are you suggesting we go after Shake King? After we saw him curbstomp Wario with ease? After he took us all on?
It's a death wish, I know; And I'm not going to try and coerce any of you into doing what goes against your instincts. But the more we turn an idle eye to him, the more time we're giving him and the rest of his crew to do something world-threatening. And that's something we can't do.
You guys, White, Somari and his friends, and even Wario himself have taught me that there's more to fight for out there than what's on the surface. And I couldn't appreciate that any more than I already do.
So in the end, I'm going to fight. Fight until I can't lift a finger anymore.

Wanda begins to leave, everyone else still in a state of surprise.

Planet Unknown !

Out of nowhere, the cocoon immediately shatters, a a short, bursting beam of light devouring it.

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Suddenly, from where the cocoon was, a pink blur blitzes through the air around Vaati with blinding speeds, creating a country-sized hurricane, though Vaati remains unmoved.

So, this is how it'll be, then? Fine.
Truth be told, I haven't the need for the Dark Mirror anymore. I need no substitute to compensate for power.
Though if it's a fight the Aeon Hero looks for... I am more than willing to oblige on that behalf.

Small eyes begin to spread all around the area out of thin air, shooting Reborne Lasers at the blur, who seems fast enough to dodge them without much trouble.

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Reborne Laser (Laser)- Vaati, or an extension of Vaati, shoots a near-instantaneous laser which slowly burns at the foe's skin, quickly evaporates armor, and penetrates defenses. Will usually goes first, but going second will triple it's properties.

It wasn't really a call for help rather than just simple dialogue but ok

V. Ken sidesteps the Soul Eater, which he sees from the corner of his eyes, though doing so distracts him long enough for Terry to hit him with a good Power Geyser!

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Power Geyser (Energy/Earth)- The user punches the ground, with burst of energy erupting upwards in front of them.

Still fighting, it becomes slightly evident that Terry is having trouble with the unpredictable nature of V. Ken's new fighting style...

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Planet Unknown As the large crystal cocoon begins to crack, Heart Spears begin flying in directions all around, piercing everything in sight.

Hmm. About time.

The cracks become more and more frequent...

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Heart Spears (Typeless)- A spear with a heart-shaped top, containing large reserves of power.

Hrrgh! If you won't listen to me, I guess I'll just have to smack the sense back into you!

Kerry and V. Ken begin fighting at a speed ten times faster than before, parrying each others attacks rapidly.

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Mega City ...Hmph. Power or not, you'll fall short to the ultimate beauty!

From above, Succubus Woman suddenly starts summoning dark blasts of wicked energy to rain down on the city.

So what's the plan?
You take care of that; I'll deal with her.

As Defteros zips around deflecting every stray blast in sight, Proteus dashes at Succubus Woman fist-first... and ends up getting his hand catched.

Oh~? Not afraid to hit a lady, I see?

Proteus effortlessly blocks a kick on her behalf, and pressures her with a plethora of punches.

Ngh--!
Equal rights, equal fights. Anyone that opposes my wrath shall be treated the exact same way.

Crossing Railroads Whooooooooooahhh!

Violent Ken charges straight towards Terry, unloading a devastating amount of kicks which are avoiding.

Damn it, Masters! Just what in the heck's happened to you since that incident!?

Terry and V. Ken collide with a Crack Shoot and a Tatsumaki Senpukyaku, with soon after Terry shifting onto the offense with a Burn Knuckle, but is parried and ends up getting tossed forwards, nonetheless landing on his feet.

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Burn Knuckle (Flame/Impact)- The user unges towards the opponent with an energy punch.
Crack Shoot (Impact)- The user jumps and spins their body with their leg extended, kicking the target twice in the process.

Mega City Enough of this damned goose chase! It's time to kick some tail!

Proteus extends his hand forward. Suddenly, a few out 20 shields appear and fly straight at the figure ahead.

Oh..? I was beginning to wonder when you two would make the first move.

With exceptional grace, the presumable robot aileron rolls upwards higher into the air, though the shields still lock on to them.

Oh, no. You won't be getting away from the likes of a deity so easily.
A deity~? A little trite of you to declare. Especially with weaknesses so easy to exploit.
Hah! Don't get so c--
Uh- oh!

Proteus turns around to look at Defteros, who is trapped in a full nelson by the individual, shields racing for them both.

I may have lowered my guard a little too much.
Are you willing to risk your precious ally to take out the enemy? Or are you unwilling to go for such lengths. Personally, I would recommend the former. Leave the pity-parties for the weak.
...Damn WHORE...

The shields charge straight towards the two... and then stop and return to invisibility, reappearing in front of Proteus in the blink of an eye.

I see. Looks like the apparent-deity cares for his companions after all...
Oh, don't get it twisted. I let the both of you live on my passing whim. I refuse to do anything other than what I decide. And as the future ruler of multiversal devastation, It's my duty to defeat you... on my terms.
Oh? But are you forgetting? I still have your little friend hostage.
Succubus Woman
Demonic Temptation Robot
Defteros... It's time.
Sparkly time?
Sparkly time.
SPARKLY TIME!!!
W-what??

The sudden boost in power from the activation of Purity Boost creates a shockwave, blasting Succubus Woman away.

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Cranky's Hut Pinky Kong immediately jumps back on reaction, waiting for K. Rool's next move.

Mega City Proteus and Defteros give chase after the flying silhouette, flying themselves.

Wow! They have wings just like u--
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Just like... me! Maybe they want to race?
The fact they are firing at innocent civilians kinda says otherwise. We'll punch them first, make friends with them later.
Aww, but we still haven't tried talking to them first! You never know!

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Besides... I have a bad feeling that we're dealing with a total WHORE.
Huh? What's that?
A Womanly, Headstrong, Online, Rampant, Enigma.

Cranky's Hut Pinky Kong grabs K. Rool's boxing gloved arm before slamming him onto the ground once, following with an armbar.

I do not know what business you have with me, nor my lineage... but anyone who threatens the safety of others will be treated with the same hostility.

He then (attempts to) effectively break K. Rool's arm, twisting it with little hesitation.

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MC Defense Communication Line This is 001. We got a large one dispatched of. What about you guys?
The arachnid-one you were talking about earlier, we got him. Still no news from our Junior.
Still? Yeesh, what happened there? Oh god-- does this mean-- the mayor is dead?
Why are you speaking like that's a good thing?
Because I WANT TO BE EVIL DAMN IT!
Me and Big Eye still have our hands dirty with this weird ninja robot. We might need help here.
On our way.
Wait... What the hell is that in the air? It's this weird, provocative, green-haired, winged thing that's shooting everything around. Anyway, that generic robot looking like a Walmart How to Train Your Dragon character came and beat our guy up. So I guess our next target is in plain sight.
Seems so. After the next cycle let's all randevouz over in front of the MCPD to think of the next move ahead.

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