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Yes, yes. I'd like to see you two try to prolong the detonation of a powerful explosion while simultaneously telepathically signaling to your leader the situation at hand. Both of which I am doing right now.
So he knows, then?
Who knows?
Shake KingwHY ARE YOU STILL HERE
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.....Well, I guess it doesn't matter if I take all of you out first!
Them? "They're" an opportunity. As long as I get the chance to style on someone, my allegiance doesn't matter!
And I guess while I don't owe you any explainations... It'd be a pain just being known as the mystery man.
...So listen up! The name's
Don't feel too sorry for yourselves, though... because I'm only getting warmed up!
Do you think that rodent took the attention for himselves to give us this opening on purpose?
*shrug* it's a win-win for the both of us.
...Faaaanfriggintastic, we're back here again.
It's because I shot you back to normal with this sciency gun of mine!
So I recognized.
U-ugh... don't... know...
(Wait a minute... I'm noticing a pattern here.)
Joe, get out of the way!
Hominahuh?
!!!!!!!
G-guh...
...Really? is that all you guys have to offer? Color me disappointed.
WAKA WA-- (What the--)
Hey, don't get distracted here, we've got a guy to beeeaeaeaeyowza!
*BEEP*
Uh... guys--
(What's happening?)
You guys done gaping at jewelie and your robots being thrashed yet? Or can I go and even the odds, already?
But we mustn't go out there without a plan! We have to stop these intruders and neutralize the Black Jewel!... Also, that's not how evening odds work; they're the ones that are outnumbered.
Whatever, and I'll have you know I have a plan. Find the fastest-moving guy outta their bunch, and kick 'em in the face! Now, if you dorks'll excuse me, my legs have gotten numb from all of this idle standing!
...Nice talk.
...
...
...I surrender.
Wait, that's it?
(He gave up faster than I expected...)
You all may be the enemy, but I know when I am outmatched. Above all else, including my master's programming, I still have my pride as a Warrior.
Some advice from the future. Trust in your comrades, because it is with them that you will find the strength to protect. Something bigger than me as well the rest of my siblings in coming soon, and attempting to shoulder it alone will result in nothing devastation.
Should you all succeed, we'll meet again. Until then... farewell.
Should we pursue him?
...No. It may as well be a hunch, but something tells me he intends on keeping his word.
Then what's next?
For now, we'll leave the rest to everyone else. It's time we return to MCPD Headquarters.
(Strong!)
Holy, hell...!
Hah! Looks like those dorks were on to something, after all. Jewel though... it seems like he's lost grip of himself. Now things are really interesting.
HOLY MOTHER OF SNICKERDOODLES!

(The Waluigi Lawnchair didn't work!?)
What's up, losers?
...If you insist on insulting us for our engineering prowess, do it after we're done with this current threat.
Threat? Oh, man! I've been waiting for somethin' to lay my fists on for Ages! And you didn't think to tell me?
Shake King and Captain Syrup seem to be occupied with experiments (not like that), and we know how... erratic... you can be in the face of action...
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a little fun.
Well, it's not like you'll leave us alone regardless, so I suppose you'll have to come, too.
Heheh! You think I would've went anywhere else?
...This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
(Where did this come from...?)
You're bleeding. I don't want to hurt you any more than necessary. Please release my friend.
(It's okay. Just calm down and focus again. Don't get riled--did he say bleeding?)
. . .
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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...Sparkly time.
*ASMR noises*... Hmmm... Not bad. Though I've grown somewhat bland to the taste of this, now.
...You know what would be awesome at a time like this?
Cupca-- | The blood of the innoc--
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...I would threaten you, but you would just ruin it by being all gross and making me uncomfortable.
Where is that hapless cretin, anyway?
Hmm?
Mother of god.... Or wait... I don't have a mother figure.
What happened to him?
Damn.
What a boring revelation, especially from someone who looked so identical to myself... Servant! Fetch me the Kentucky Fried--
...What the hell just happened? Where am I? What happened to Defteros?
Then if my hunch is correct, you must be located in one of my personal torture chambers.
One more degenerate response and I swear to Proteus I will--
I made it specifically towards your likings, your Awesomeness. I pray that you find delight in it.
...
Ouchiewahwahs!
Disgraceful! The temperature of this is far too low for someone so beyond mortal comprehension. Prepare it hotter... Or it's off to the pit with you.
No! Not into the pit! It burns!
(...I could get used to this.)
I've told you over and over. Release him. Now.
Or what? Until you provide any incentive, there's no point in asking anything.
Or I'll hurt you.
(What? I don't sense an ounce of hate or anger, but this... cold feeling... I haven't seen any of it in his mind.)
(Well, he's a good bluffer, I'll give him that...)
Sweetheart, you'll have to do better than that if you're going to try to intimidate me. Though I will say, that's not a bad try at--
I believe in the good in everyone. Whether that be the ones responsible for the cruel devastations across my home world, or my counterparts. Anyone can change if they try hard enough.
A-aaagh!
But that does not mean I am willing to stand by and watch you unfairly imprison my friend in his own mind, all the while refusing to let him go. I am not going to lose anyone else. Be it by chance or by fate.
You can release him at any time.
So, this is the truest extent of your capabilities? Utterly pathetic. To think you would've made a promising challenge.
Impossible!! What manner of power is this!? One that dwarfs God's own in such spectacular manner!?
Fool.
The only god here is the one which appears in front of you. The one and only...
P-please spare--
And he... is...
...Awesome.
I'unno about you guys, but I'm gonna--
You ever play chess?
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (I play some speed games with my kids every now and then. What about it?)
I feel like that's kinda the same principle behind what's going on here. Well, at least if if the King was also the Queen and everyone else were akin to Pawns.
(I could've sworn these guys weren't as fast a minute ago...) The point being?
The queen is the most powerful piece, but the king is also the the most susceptible piece on the board. Does that make sense?
Black Jewel (???) | Level 50 | HP: ??? (100%) | ATK: ??? | DEF: ??? | SPE: ???
Hammer-Bots (Jewelized) | Level 25 | HP: 100%* | ATK: 300 | DEF: 300 | SPE: 450 ⯅
You utter moron... Nnn... this is bad... must... regain... control--
fσσlísh humαns, thє tímє hαs cσmє tσ pєrísh. wαrs, grєєd, αnd αll hαvє вєєn thє cσnsєquєncє σf чσur pєttч qṳ͒αrєĺ̰ḻ̏í̩̿ng,͙̃ αn͇̎d̫́ í ̢̅sh̯̆ά̬l̨͓̾́l̡̾ ͔̃̓͢tα̘̍ǩ̯є͇̅̈́͟ ̢͋í̘͊͢͝t̡̚ ̻̚nσ̭̆ ̬͞ḷ̢͆͂σ̠̀n̩̩͋̿ǵ̻̓͢є͎̃ṛ̀. ͒͟p̛͈̺̉rє̣̐̍͜p̛͈̣̦̃̓α̪̠̬͆̿͠ȑ̙͂̿͜ͅє̞̐ ͖̰͆̿tσ̧̫̺͋́̄ ̮̟͌̚f̬͕̆̃є̩̬̒͠єl̦̇ ͕̲̫̌͠͡t̥̓h͕̼̬͑͘̚є̮̥̙͒͂̕ ͙̀ủ̜̤̣͔̽͡͡ṉ̫̱̓͌͐в̹̆r̢͍̀̕į̜́̏͒d̦̝̜̃̿̑̕͟l̠̍єd͈͌͜͝ ͂͟w͇̾r̟͔̽̚α̱̂ẗ̗ĥ̲͉̈ ̦̂σ̰̻̻̉̏͐f ̤̹͂́α̖͗ ̧̛̻͙́̈́m̢̛̦̠̻̞̍̐̚͠í̙̮̥̝̤̊̐̔̄͝l̢̤̳̝̟̇͊̆̚͠ļ̲̤͇̘̾̽̃͊̕í̢̬͕͙͍́̆̎͋͝σ̛̣̰̗̬͉̈́͒̈̍n̛̳͎̩̦̂͂̐͘͜ ̻̰͇̤̜̆͌̑͂͠є̼͚̺͉͈̑͋̍̈̀v̺̟̲͖̉̒̂͠͡ͅí̻̗͓͚͖̀̃̂̑͞ļ͉̣͇̹͐̏̒̀͘ ̧̢̟͖̽̆́͞͠ͅs͕̩̲͑͋͑̔͟͟͠ṗ̲̯͔̠͉̈̀̾͠í̱͍͍̹͔̓͊͆̂͋r̤̙̩͈͛̐̌̈́̔͟í̬͉͔̯͔̏͌̂̓͛t̯̺͖̲̺̍͋͌͞͡s̡̫̙̺̲̎̅͌̅͞!̬͖͇̦̟̀̌́͘͝






































just αs thє єvíl ín mαn ís α plαguє thαt rαíns dσwn σn thє єαrth, wє̗́ w̢̿í̯̓ll̦̂ ̍ͅв̮́є͙̔ ̜̕t̳̀h̲̄є̤̑ ̟̒p͇̏є̝̑š͉t̡̅ḭ́̈́͑͜l̙̋є͙͐ncє̠͞ tσ̹̀͢͡ ̱͋t̮͙̳͑̿͝h͚̀σ̳̹̜͆̎͡s͕̭͎̓̌͐є̢͊ ̳̊w͕͈͘̚h̤̒σ̛̛̤̝̳̍ ͙̖͙͒̈͞d͇͚̞̆̀͗α̛̳͘͢r͡ͅє͇̄ d̥̖͋̎͟͠є͕͈̻͈̆̐͞͡f̲̅ч ̳̲̙̝́̓̔͝t̺̐h̨̖͖͉́̀̔̓є̝̞͒̓ ̜̾ń̳͙̈́α̧͓̝̤̮̌̊̏͞͞t̳̳̒̈́͒̀͘͜͜͟u̡̨̜͖̻͐̀̀͒̕r̡͙̙̗͗̽̈́͊͝ͅα̡̜̤͎̫̑̓̿̒̏l̢̻̺̦͓̊͆̿͛̈́ ͍̦̝̦̺͗͛͒̄̒σ̭̞̺͇͕̓̅͐̈́̚r̢̯̥̞̺͐̓̂̋͡ḑ̫̦̰̳̏̏͛̐̆є̲̹̮͙̼̐͌͆̀̀r͓̮̭̻̤̉͋̏̂͘.͚̠̖̖̺̇̽͂̀͠
This is... not good.
What do you think could be waiting for us on the outside?
Whatever it is, it likely isn't a friend!
How do you suppose the jewel is faring on his own?
Disregarding off chances, he should be able to handle things on his own quite well... as long as his weak point isn't targeted.
He'll be injured?
Oh, Cannoli... If only it were that simple.
Man, today just isn't my day...
What was that!? Wh-- what just happened!?
Something, or someone... has shot us. In case, though, you should probably notify the others.
R-- right! I'll be back before you could say "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"!
There really is no use in trying to figure those homo sapiens out, is there? Oh, well. Time to investigate.
Heh. Of course 'ey don't even notice that the guys looking for... are above them.
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world~ life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can--
Cannoli, something's gone wrong in the dock u--
... 
Forget what happened here and pretend that this never happened forever?
You read my mind, Sciencestein, old boy.
...You were referring to your docking site predicament?
Just what is the correlation between you two!? Tell me!
No.
Tell me!
Didn't you just scold me on that dumb "Show, don't tell" philosophy of yours? So it's only fine when the information is especially convenient to you, huh? Hypocrite.
Yeah, I deserve that.
Hold on a minute, who do you think you are!? Defteros! Use Cut!
Def!
I would've ALSO explained how I'm doing what I'm doing, but since you share such a disdain for exposition, I'll just kick the crap out of the both of you.
Ooooh... Yep, that's my celiac plexus..
Hey! Nobody abuses him but me! And stop acting like you can't just instantly heal yourself back to normal.
Oh, please...
There's more than enough to go around.
...
What did you do to him?
Trapped him in his memories. Since he likes nitpicking so much, he can do it in there.
Let him go!
Oh. I didn't know he meant so much to you. Since you insist, I'll release him right away.
Really!?
No.
That... sounds like a handful. Any ideas?
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Maybe we could set up a decoy to put them off their guard, and then ambush them?)
Huh. I like where your head's at, Packy!
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Never call me that again.)
...Riiiiiight! And as a man who take great pride in his extensive intellect, such a fate would never befall me--
Okay so one of you invertebrates left the backdoor open, but luckily for ya'll I noticed before anyone could take advantage of your crippling ineptitudes.
...Ugh.
Hmph. Don't tell me this is the robot army you have in store.
What? How dare you insult my craft!
Do believe me, it is the ounceling of respect for you within me that is keeping my opinion frank.
...
What do you propose?
One sec.
Woop!








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Man, I really am rusty.