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WOAH
What the hell!? Are you trying to get me Killed!?
(Does he know?... Nah. He can't. I made sure no one else would see.)
...Hmm? You talking to me? 'cause I'm not carrying any cash with me at the moment, so, uh, sorry 'bout that, I guess.
(At least, not physically. Can't carry out wads of cash in public nowadays. Though whatever gets the onlookers off my back...)
...Huh. Well, this looks like the place, I guess.
Hello! Welcome to the Robot and Human Medical Clinic! How may we help you?
...
...Is something the matter?
Well, I guess there's one thing you can help me with.
!
S-sir? W-what are you---
Shhhh.
...
...Look. I don't require much. I just figured that since hospitals make a lotta money, you'd be willing to spare 500,000 Ƶ.
Transfer me the cash, and I'll be out of your hairs in a jiffy, with all the rooms still in one piece. Y'got that, miss?
...
Good. And just so you know, try tracing my bank account for the authorities, and I'll come back here and burn everyone to cinder and ash.
T-there y-you go...
Good.
(Ugh, does the weather make doing this jig a pain.)
Damn it... How'd this Janemba guy get so strong all of the sudden!?
*pant* *pant* ...Well... it was-a-nice knowing you guys.
Can you dummies shut up for five seconds!?
What the hell...? Who would be here at this moment!?
So that there's Janemba..? So where's Wario... man...
...
Is there a problem?
Yeah! What's the deal, Spike!? Is that pajama-wearing, crooked-stached' poser actually scaring you?
...WARIO-MAN!? I thought he was taken care of!?
Well, no, he was actually written out of the story for a little while just so villains could have a chance against him.
...I really feel like I'm missing something.
We'll fill you in later. For now...
We have a demon to kill.
Urgh! Why, you little--
Wanna try that again...?
...Perhaps I shouldn't have asked.
Yes unless it didn't, then no... what of it?
If by "you too", you mean saving energy until it will actually be needed, then yes. Me too.
Furthermore, while the timing is convenient, I'd like to ask a question...
I would like to ask if you have any idea what or who this oddity was caused by, seeing as you also seem capable of some degree of spacial control.
(That also reminds me of that hardhatted individual I encountered... Hopefully he isn't getting himself into trouble.)
Good to see you two could make it... Though, Spike, you seem a little... larger than when we had last met.
A while before your call, I'd finally realized just how much of gosh danged nuisance that potbellied fool Wario is. Him an' his lanky loser 'uva companion humiliated me and my crew multiple times.
So I got to a 'lil trainin'... No more bein' a pushover this time around. I'm gonna pound those whatever-their-relationships-are into the ground!
Yeah. And after hearing how this Wario fella's so good at getting the limelight when there's an even better yellow potbellied fool around just makes me feel sick. I say it's about time that dummy learns his place.
Excellent. Then you two will love our current plan of action.
You think that's enough?
Should be. Glad I didn't waste any time, either. Too long and you know what happens.
Right, the overheating.
Hey, big blue! For someone who claims to be so tough, you might wanna learn how to be strategic like the guy we just f--
--!
What the--!?
Enough!? "Enough", my ass. I'm still standing here, aren't I?
(Ouf... that hurt like hell... but how is he standing here? And was he always this tough? And worse, did I just out Hyper Switch's main weakness to him?)
He's... still standing.
(Looks like he's doing it again.)
You've got some nerve to--
I won't even give you two the opportunity to activate your real strength.
I'll admit, your quite the tactician. You clearly know how to work your away around a scrap.
But as of now...
Even 50% of the full thing would be overkill.
...You're probably right. I'm not in any position to win right now. As a matter of fact, for a while, all I could do was lose, lose, lose.
Proto MKII. I've lost to him three times, and in two of those encounters I almost Died. In the first one, I did. And in each of those times, I feel myself slowly become him.
But none of that matters. None of it matters because I've got something I'm fighting for. Things I'm damn well willing to put my life on the line for.
And as long as I remember them, I won't lose to anything, no matter the caliber. To be the shield for your allies and idoligies... that is the way that you find strenth.
Well, you've got heart, that's for sure. Rock?
Cute. But you'll never be able to solve all your problems with resolve alone.
You know where I come from? A world with nothing but the dead. I fight, and fight, and fight, and fight, and still can't find a way to get it back. Not even in a world with god amongst men. I've begged, I've been given promises and lures, and yet my world remains dead. Not to mention the fact that fighting for it has never brought me any closer to reaching it.
Talk about your crew, all you want, but at the end of the day, a hundred ounces of resolve will never beat an ounce of power.
...
We can't go on like this. If the fight keeps up at this pace, we won't make any progress... Or worse... we'll actually lose.
You're saying we should stop holding back? Well, whatever gets this over with.
(So they were hiding something. This doesn't look good. I have to keep my eyes on the ball.)
Alright, Prototype, that wasn't a bad warm-up! You actually had us on the ropes for a small bit there, too... But that's as far as this goes.
Work hard. Then maybe one day you'll make it up to our level. Sorry for what we're about to do...
Why are they speaking like this is over? They've landed one clean hit on him.
It's not that simple.
Whoooooooooaaaaah 
Stoopid, I'm not gonna let you get the CHA--!.mp4
HAAAAAAGH! 
Okay, Raychel! Here's what we're gonna need you to do--
It hasn't ended yet!
Alright, my turn.
He's a lot faster than he looks.
I'll stop him. When that happens, move in.
Huh..?
Hey, look out--!
(And there it is.)
Just so you know, I won't be pulling punches out of any concern, either. Give up, and you can avoid taking any fatal damage you may encounter.
Don't get so cocky so soon, pal.
H--
...What was that? We couldn't even see him. Not to mention the force behind that attack.
(Could dad actually have his hands full on this one?)
Look, you guys are pretty good. And the same goes for your leader. That said...
...Phew. I let my impulse get the better of me for a second there.
That looked like one nasty blow. You all good?
I'll live.
Enough.
We've both spoken with our fists. Our intentions have both been made perfectly clear. With that, can you fully say that you don't agree with my words?
...
That's better.
...Oh, right... I completely forgot about the whole president visiting thing.
I've changed my mind about that. I've found someone much more... suitable... for the role.
Ugh... paperwork can be such a damn pain. I should probably do something about the UKR... but I also feel the situation would do well to solve itself.
Hopefully though... things work out in the end.
Here it comes!
Haaagh!
Get back here!
Hgh! (So he can augment his strength...)
Where d'ya think you're going!?
Hnn.
Hey, tough guy!
...So is that all you've got? I've seen stronger hits from old ladies.
(One of them can temporarily leak his power out with this dark strange energy, amplifying his overall capabilites... the other can cycle between different types of boosts to a different physical trait.)
(There is know way this is everything they are capable of. Either way, though, I can't lose.)
(Something doesn't add up here.)
(Then again, Anthem said he lost to the two, not that he was weaker than them. But that just means there has to be some sort of trick they have up their sleeves.)
(I need to keep an eye on the both of them. I can't forget the reason why I'm doing this.)
I hope you're ready for a beatdown, because we're bringing the heat!
I hope that's not all you can muster.
What is this guy made of!?
He's pretty strong...
Yeah. I think we should try overwhelming him head on.
The real fight starts now.
Yeah. And it'll end with you face-first on the ground.
So what's the deal here, anyway? What do you need us for?
Nothing special. You guy's'll just be putting our old acquaintance to the test.
A little fight, huh? Sounds simple enough. So, how do we decide who goes first?
You don't need to worry; I'll take the both of you on at the same time.
Say what!?
No way...
(I wouldn't take this challenge lightly. After all, this is the same person who was able to keep pace with... Him.)
Are you trying to say he's as strong as the both of us combined!?
(Not necessarily. Simply that underestimating him would be a surefire way to lose, especially considering how well-disciplined he appears to be.)
We'll see about that.
We accept. But don't expect us to go easy on you at all.
I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well, this is getting interesting...
How do you all know these two, anyway?
Long story.
Do you really think he's ready for the both of them?
There's only one way to find out. Until then, your guess is as good as mine.