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I dunno... If we go into this now, it'd be with as much of a plan as we had with the Star Scepter... if not less.
Maybe. But the Star Scepter is an ancient weapon that was lost a long, long time ago; I don't think these "Agony Creatures" are going to be any harder to find than someone who'd at least have a hint of where the Star Scepter may be.
Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing. How should we go about this?
Well, the way I see it, we'll cover more ground if we go into groups: Beta, Ninja, Epsilon, and myself in one group, Beta Z, Ninja Z, and Sergeant Z in another, Both Bts and Ninja Ghost in a third, and then Lydian can go with Chase and Note.
Right. Someone should also inform Wraith, Walter, and HT that we're not searching for the Star Scepter for now; Whether or not they want to help us with the Agony stuff, it's up to them.
Tower's likely going to choose to deal with that problem of his* that he's been complaining about the entire time we've been here.
IN THAT CASE, CHASE AND NOTE MAY WISH TO COME WITH US.
Why...?
JAZZ HAS ALSO REQUESTED THAT WE TAKE YOU TO JAZZ HQ. THERE IS SOMETHING JAZZ WILL WISH TO GIVE YOU ONCE YOU GET THERE... ASSUMING IT IS ALREADY FINISHED.
...Ok...? So, then, perhaps we can ask him what else he knows about this Agony stuff there?
Perhaps while you're there, you can see if he could make us something to make tracking Agony Creatures easier?
Could be worth a shot.
Right. Let's move out, people.
I mean, I won't go into further details on the situation at hand out of respect, but I am aware of the true nature of why Trio's gone, as well as the likelihood of him coming back.
...Because, frankly... Trio's resurgence helped me realize something. Something I should've realized a long time ago.
For every villain we defeat, there is always bound to be a new one; That's just how things are. I already knew that much. But there will always be no telling if the next foe will be stronger than the last.
Forget the fact that Evil Mario is equal in power to the highest point in the hierarchy, barring Kirby's potential power; Because even if we faced something like THAT and make it through, there's more than likely going to be something stronger than even THAT. And even then, we won’t be able to rely on power moves like Beta Supremo or Issoro forever.
...Which is why I feel that it is important that I keep up with my training. So that I can be ready for whatever comes next.
...Once I’m done eating, I’m going to go back to try and learn Sei. Once I manage to do that, I’ll take a break.
Agony... That's the stuff Jazz and the others were talking about before we set off to find the Star Scepter, right? And what do you need us for?
YOUR OBJECTIVE: FIND AND GATHER ALL AGONY CREATURES AND BRING THEM TO LAVENDER TOWN. CAPTURE IF NECESSARY. PREFERRED METHOD: DIVIDE AND CONQUER.
In other words, you want us to increase your numbers so they could be split further and cover more ground. Got it.
So, just so we know how much of a hunt we're going on, how many Agony creatures are there?
ACCORDING TO https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UBN5E4PIvte-wNOT30Ak2Ewh6TAILwijHT3eabwR6iQ/edit, THERE ARE AT LEAST 148 DIFFERENT AGONY CREATURES. HOWEVER, SOURCE IS OUTDATED: THERE COULD BE MORE, AND SOME MAY HAVE TAKEN DIFFERENT FORMS UPON TERMINATION OF SOME OF THE ONES LISTED.
Oooooookay... That's close to 150, which is... a lot. And how many of those do you guys already have...?
CALCULATING...
...
...CURRENTLY, AN ESTIMATED 15 AGONY CREATURES ARE ACCOUNTED FOR.
So, only about a TENTH of these guys are already taken care of in some shape or form... Great.
I suppose that would be why Jazz and whoever else is with them wants bigger numbers. The question is, how would we even go about finding them?
UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE NO MEANS TO SUPPLY YOU WITH A METHOD TO LOCATE THOSE INFECTED WITH AGONY. THAT IS SOMETHING YOU MUST FIGURE OUT ON YOUR OWN.
Well, that's helpful.
Anyone here has any ideas...?
Oh, hey, Moto! Yeah, don't mind me; I'm only here on lunch break. After that, I'm going back to training.
Yeah, I know... But, there's a certain power I've been training hard to obtain...


...But while I've already gotten pretty good headway in learning Chivalry, for some reason- despite my mastery of Ultra Instinct- I cannot seem to get any sort of grip on Sei.

Yeah, I know.
...I-
Ok, wow. I don't even have words.
I have one.
...That word is "ow".
You're here. Perfect.
Yep.
Simple.
We do our best in their stead.



...They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy! For letting him achieve his perfect form!
Well, guess what: I'm gonna get out of here, I'm going to be so much stronger, NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME! ESPECIALLY WHOEVER THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT*!
RIGHT, K. ROOL!?
...How... How DARE you...!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-!!!
...Showed him.
...To be fair, I'm not sure how exactly we're going to find any more star-shaped objects, anyway; Not unless Mirabilis has any more. Any more, SQUAWK!
Right, exactly.
(Who the hell is he talking to?)
*Sigh* Come on, Pico. Clearly, we're wasting our time here. Maybe we'll find some other lead on where BF is.
No way. I ain't leaving 'til I get my gun back.
(Oh, you've gotta be-) Fine, but after this we're going right back on the trail of BF; No more distractions.
You're coming with us. The only reason we're roped into this is because you stole my boyfriend, so now you owe us. And no funny business.
...That's it, I'm done.
Done with what?
You know EXACTLY what I mean. We've been here for exactly 9 months and found NOTHING about the Star Scepter, or its location. And all the while, Trio's been nowhere to be seen!
I don't suppose he didn't just quit, did he?
Maybe he did. Or maybe the universe decided that he'd get what was coming to him. Or MAYBE he's pulling a Regulus and is just hiding things out to strike when we least expect it. I don't know, and I don't care.
I mean, come on; In the time it's taking us to get NOWHERE in our preparation for Trio, a million other threats could be out there making themselves known.
Oh, please. Like what, exactly?
BETA MAN AND FRIENDS. WE HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH ASKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH THE AGONY THREAT.
...Ok, so I was mostly saying that for the joke.
And I'm supposed to believe that? Give me one good reason to trust you after what you've done!
...Where's my gun?
Some tree toppers, a ring, a gemstone, a wallet, and a gun. An assortment of petty thefts, all caused by multiples of a small humanoid.
And then, what of myself? I, too, had something stolen from me, just not by the hands of a "rat". Rather, it was circumstances that has stolen my opportunity.
An event finished as soon as it begun, I was removed from that situation and left to try and find something else to do with my time... Little did I know, I'd find it in the middle of a drink.
...All in all, things are about to get very interesting. Very interesting, squawk.
〈(Man, this is just unfair...! How am I even going to hurt the guy!? And what's worse is that he's not even fighting back!)〉
WHY is he just GOOFING OFF!? He could've killed that little pipsqueak 1,000 times by now!
So could you, if you were just a little more competent.
...I’ll deal with you in a moment.
This runt... He managed to beat Lord X, and yet he can’t even land a scratch on Hyper Fleetway. I’m starting to think all of his victories really WERE just flukes!
...Even Lord X...? Fascinating. Perhaps I should take a swing at him at some point.
Hah! If Fleetway doesn’t decide to stop messing around, you can be my gues-
...What in my name...?
Oh, so you do still have that complex.
Oh, put one of your poisonous shrooms in it!
(Why do people still think we’re the same entity?**)
〈(Huh? What are these things...?)〉
〈(...These rings seem to have some kind of power... Which gives me an idea.)〉
〈Hey! You walking seizure-inducer!〉
〈How about we fight for REAL this time!〉
i did the thing.
Great. You may go back to the Realm of Non-Existence now.
heck yeah boi.
...Why was he so happy about that, anyways?
I've been through far too much just getting to this point* to fall for some random trick. Now, tell m-
...Now, tell me: What do you know about what happened to BF after he "died"?
Hm... It would seem that I may have overdone it just a little bit.
Oh, well. I didn't come here for too much.
I'll just take this, some of these... Oh, I could have some fun with these...
(Wait... How am I going to tell him about this without him freaking out?)
Hey, Digit! Uh... Do you have a moment to talk?
HOLY
!
You alright...?

. . . . . . . . . .
...Mother of goose, my squawkin' NECK, man!
Ah, jeez. Man, I think- Ah, yep. Yep, it's broken. It's a good thing I'm a robot, otherwise I'd be fucking DEAD, man. Damn...
Well, your stat boosts are gone... Think you can still Overdrive?
Nah, man. I'm really hurtin' after that one... Besides, with all my stats completely debuffed now, I think I might only drag people down fusing with them.
So, then... What now?
...Hang on, I think I know who to go with.
It's all yours, soldier boy. Go and do your best.
...Alright, buddy; You just made a decision you're going to regret.
* Come get some!
(Right. And if I were to make a wild guess...)
Perfect.
You try not to cause any trouble. I'll talk to him myself.
Hey, I don't go out looking for trouble; It's trouble that usually comes out of its way to find ME.
Alright, little guy...
Let's have a little "chat".
〈Right. He is extremely fast. Got it.〉
〈(Ok... So, he's too fast to plan around. I guess I have no other choice but to wing it.〉
And ponders what the NEW GUY wants with him, because I sincerely hope you aren't about to put me in some plotline, seeing as I want to leave this place as quickly as possible.
Maybe. But I'm sure as hell not going to try and go through that Hydrone just to get there. Not that HT seems to want to control that Hydrone anymore, otherwise I'd still be stuck with Xi.
By the way, just so nobody gets any ideas about coming out of the Inn or Grillby's to meet me, I should state for the record that I already used the shortcut to get to the other side of town, and I'm already entering the forest.
So unless you're just here to check up on my journey out of here, tell me what you want, then leave me alone.
Yes...?
...They're fighting right now, aren't they.
And BF stands absolutely NO chance against Hyper because Hyper forms are invincible to normal attacks and all of his previous wins against the EXEs were mostly out of luck.
And you want me to tell you what my plan originally was for him to at least have a chance against Fleetway so we can continue this pointless plotpoint with no real connection to anything actually important.
*Long, deep sigh*
Alright... Here's what I'm going to need you to do.
...Alright... Good news is, nobody seems to be around back here.
The bad news... No back entrance. Not even a window or something I can crawl my way into...
...This seems to me like a sign. Telling me that I should just walk away, and nobody would even know I was sneaking around here.
Almost a shame that I don't like being told what to do.
...Well, this must be it... He certainly picked a nice place to live.
...
(I... I'm not sure if...)
(No. I've come too far to get cold feet about it now. He has a right to know.)
...Is that a Christmas tree?
It's probably just some marketing thing; Let's not worry about it.
Okay... But why doesn't it have a star...?
Excuse me, but have you seen a blue hedgehog around lately? Really small, dots for eyes, looking like he came straight out of a meme or parody?***
Come on, sugar! I know you can try better than that!
As a matter of fact...
(I got it! Let's just hope this works...!)
Oh, dear-
...
...Hah! Nice try, little petromyini*! But my shield is far more durable than one lousy min-
Ack! Stop it, you mammalian pest!
Why don't you fight me yourself and make me!
Grr...!
Still think you're meant for flying, huh, freak?
You know, you all can hurl insults all you want, but I've learned to be proud of what I am!
Aww, that's just adorable, thinking I'd care how "proud" you are! You're still a second-rate flier!
Son, what are you doing!? Wily gave you a buster, so use it!
Very well, father...
...But only because that mutant wants to play dirty.
...Well, I'll give the cat credit; He's actually putting up a decent fight.
Though, given the kind of roleplay this is... I should've easily expected something like Super Tom.
...
Should've expected this, too-
...Sometimes I hate how nonsensical this roleplay can be.
〈Ow.〉
〈(Right... Seems like I won't hurt this guy very easily, so I'm just gonna have to-)〉
I've been through a lot since we've fought. I won't go down so easily!
Is that so?
Because it seems to me that you went down in an instant! HAH!
Hah! I'm still twice the flier than you are, foxboy!
I'll get back at you for what you did to Mighty!
Nice try, but I've made some precautions to make sure I wouldn't just be done in by some blunt-force trauma caused by a... slight miscalculation.* Problem one: I left myself vulnerable. Solution: a force field designed to protect myself from all sides.
Problem two: The lasers of which I used on the fox were... limited in range and coverage.* Solution:
Improved mobility.
Heheheh! Have a little taste of my sky mines, squirrel boy!
Not good, not good!
Let's see how well you dodge these, cutie!
...Wait, what did you-
Dagnabbit! Get off my ride, you pie-eyed pest!
Why you rassa-frassin'-
〈Ok... Getting serious, then.〉
Well, I feel like now is a better time than never to do this.
Sorry, I don't know... Actually, I don't even know who that is.
I've been checking on him from time-to-time. He's still down in that generic G-Mod map .EXE left him at; It doesn't seem like he'll be leaving it until either BF dies, or he does his part in the plan.
Which would be as the last resort.
Actually, Fleetway is the last resort. To him, Sanic is more... "The very last thing he wants to try."
How come...? Who even is Sanic, anyways?
Sanic is a memetic character, derived from a poorly drawn image of Sonic made by someone a long time ago, and has since went down the path of infamy... And it's this memetic status which Sonic.EXE seems to have a disdain for, which is why he would rather avoid using him at all.
So if he doesn't want Sanic on the team, then why is he?
Because I insisted. I told him was the only way I was going to agree to follow along with this whole thing. Do mind that I am NOT a bloodthirsty killer like everyone else, even if everyone else thinks otherwise. But I just wanted Sonic.EXE to see that there is more to being a "meme" than just being something funny for the people of the Internet to laugh at.
And that's important because...?
...I'll explain it another time.
〈...Hah! I'm not afraid of yo-〉