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As members of Bowser's royal guard, it's our duty to be discrete and execute our missions flawlessly no questions asked.
We know everything we need to know, and have given all our info required. That Mario and the Green Mario Brother are the LEAST of our worries.
A little redundant and pointless for you to declare, but okay.
Besides, I have an even better way to get home, one that doesn't depend on crappy flying skills.
Hey!
Hold on... are you suggesting we hop in that? Like a buncha circus acts!?
We already know which direction we're going, and we it's faster than being carried. So should use this. But first... a little test run.
Ouch! Talk about a rough landing.
Darn it, if all you're gonna do with that thing on is be a klutz instead of actually fly straight, you might as well take that darned bucket on top of 'yer head off!
You're just jealous! I'll have you know this is a war helmet that, as Corporal I have the rights to wear when invading enemy territory!
It doesn't matter, anyway. Let's just go back to trying to get to to the big B's castle. Hopefully no one's noticed us by now.
It's finally done. I feel awfully bad about the way I treated everyone, but I don't want them to feel like I'm not committed to this whole ARDF thing. Then again, it's starting to seem like I've only made things worse.
Honestly. You haven't-a-had enough, have-a-you?
Wow. So we have this entire place to ourselves?
Well, what about Janemba? We can't just let him go.
We aren't needed. Janemba's abilities might prove unpredictable... but ultimately he wouldn't have enough time to recover the energy stolen from him.
So, what now..?
We prepare for a threat even bigger than Janemba. But that'll be for another time.
Hahah! Rock beats scissors!
Damnit! It can't end like this! Rematch! Let's go!
This is the third time you've lost. He gets to deal with our fiendish little capitalist after this spacial-manipulation demon crisis blows over.
Eheheheheheheh. That Wario had better watch his back... Things are about to get crazy.
Hold on a moment... Somethin's not right.
What might that be, Will?
I mean this sequence of events. None of this was in the Time Flux. Janemba's powers getting absorbed by that ship, I mean.
If it were possible, there would've been a timeline showing where it was possible. But it wasn't. He's too powerful. So how the hell did that ship...? Wait a moment...




...That stupid asshole.
(I've never seen any power like this. What... is this..?)
You think the guy was made only out of your two-bit alloys and regular defense systems? Wrong. It was part of his code to suppress himself at all times... But it seems like this new threat has gotten him riled up. More than he's ever been.
It's not over yet!
Too slow.
. . .
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen up, you miserable pile of garbage.
Wh--
And I'm not talking to you; I'm referring to the person that made you like this.
If a fight is what you want, then I'll give you a fight. I've had enough. Enough of the constant attacks, enough of you tampering with the lives of the innocent, and enough with your smug attitude. I have had it.
You wanna pick on the weak? That doesn't make you strong at all. Real power is not determined by raw quantity of material. Real power is the ability to stand up and do what's right.
Your little "survival of the fittest" schtick doesn't have a merit of truth. All it makes you is a bully. One too afraid to bark up the wrong tree. One that only picks on things smaller than them to call themselves strong.
So guess what, jackass? For the first time, I'll show *you* just how it feels I'll hand you that same despair--




. . .
...Hmph. You think a little speech and a lightshow'll scare us into submission. You've got it backwards. It's time to finish this.
I-impossible!
...And give you the 100%.
TOOK you long enough.
(D-- Anthem!)
Don't worry. I'll get the two of you out of here in a jiffy--
The thing is... we aren't alone.
Who the hell is this?
Why do you care? It's not like the knowledge will escape you. But because it won't matter anytime soon...
...I suppose can afford to humor you just this once.
Listen. I don't know what you think you're doing, but you'd better turn yourself in for questioning before I have to kick the answers out myself.
And if I don't?
Then you'll have to deal with me.




. . .
...
What kind of moron do you take me for? Risking a 1 on 1 in such a situation is only asking for disaster. No. You'll have to work harder than that if you want your friends back.
...
I-- personal? That's a little silly. You already know most of what there is to know about me. I just went to... the bathroom.
Yup!
Wahahahah!
S.K, we did it, that damned Janemba's weakened down. That's great n' all, but what in tarnation 're we s'pposed to do 'bout that there Wario-Man!
...You needn't worry. That Wario will very clearly get what's coming to him. In fact...
Hngh!
I believe it's already kicking into gear.