WHY WON'T THIS THING FUCKING DIE ALREADY!?

Dude, langua--!

WHY WON'T THIS MECHA FUCKING DIE ALREADY!?

That's not the word I had a problem with!

NAME ONE PERSON WHO GIVES A DAMN BESIDES YOURSELF!

Phantasm, You can't just push Shark Man 2 spaces up, even though you just did! That's YOUR teammate! Plus, you basically used up his turn for him!

HE'S IN THE WAY.

Phantasm then proceeds to Regular Attack the hell out of Spine 1!



...Shired decides to move two spaces right, then one space up if the Spine is finally dead.

(OOC: Phantasm only attacked the Spine once, not like a billion times as seen in the picture.)

Don't know why I didn't see THAT coming. Whatever, Imma go do my st-
Actually, I think I can take a bite out of this thing.
...Suit yourself, I guess.

Shark Man uses Shark Bite on Spine 1!
Phantasm moves two spaces up and one space right. If Spine 1 isn't dead, he fires a Space Shot at it.
Shired moves three spaces right.

Phantasm moves 3 spaces up.
Shired moves 1 space up and 2 spaces right.
Shark Man moves 5 space up and one space right, and fires a Water Shot at the Spine.

Shired moves 3 spaces up and grabs the program there, if possible.
Phantasm and Shark Man move 3 spaces right.

Shark Man moves one space up, advancing to the next floor!

Aeon investigates the computer, making sure to shoot the turret just to be safe.

So, why are we here again?
What, you didn't watch the cutscene? Elec Man got booted off his tower by some monster who I'm betting is a Fortress Boss of some kind.
We're here to forcibly evict that thing and hopefully get a reward out of it. I have a feeling this beast is at the top, so let's go there.

Shark Man moves one space right, three spaces down, and two spaces left.
Phantasm moves 3 spaces right and fires a Break Laser at the Blader!
Shired just sits there.

Imma just have all my team members move as far down as possible.

Sure, I can have my team warp over to Electrical Tower. Plus, I want to see for myself what kind of beast is at the top.

Okay, looks like this door may be openable. It BETTER be, at least, or I'm gonna blow it down.

Aeon tries to open the door.

Well, would you look at that. There's a way to bypass your defense entirely. Plus, with that Bleed damage, you're not going to be able to win. Now, for the kill!

Shark Man uses Shark Bite again!
Shired ALSO uses a Regular attack. ...Again.

(Please imagine "Il Vento D'oro" suddenly playing.)

What, you thought you'd won just because you beat our main damage dealer?
Unlike me, our newest team member has damage covered quite well, and - get this - can move like CRAZY!

Shark Man moves 2 spaces up and 3 spaces left, and uses Shark Bite on Sergeant Man!
Shired moves 2 spaces left and uses a Regular Attack on Sergeant Man!

@Soren : Okay, but make sure my team can get there at the same time, okay?

Wait, I can learn Oil Shooter now? Uhhh... I think I'll let Phantasm have it. Also, assuming that I can still have someone learn Rolling Cutter, I'll give it to Shired.

Phantasm moves 2 spaces up and uses Buster Charge.
Shired moves 2 spaces up and uses a Regular Attack on Sergeant Man.
Shark Man moves 2 spaces up and uses a Regular Attack on Ninja Man.

(EDIT:) By the way, Ninja Ghost, or whoever's willing to answer me, what exactly does Shark Bite* do? I can't find it in the database.

*I'm gonna assume that it's types are Shadow and Water, by the way.

81.

@Soren : Because I can't see all the numbers on mobile, since there are no spaces after the commas.

58.

Personally, if I had a Stand, it would be a long-range type that could influence the subconcious.

So basically it'd be Miracles from 7th Stand User.

Phantasm moves 2 spaces up and uses Laser Buster on Oil Man!
Shired moves two spaces up and one left, then uses Gate Block to his left!
Shark Man, still gonna assume that I have slight control over his actions, uses Shadow Buster on Ninja Man!

...Okay.

Phantasm moves one space up, and uses Buster Charge!
Shired moves 3 spaces up and uses Defense Boost!
Shark Man, assuming I'm allowed to control his actions, moves one space left and four spaces up, then uses Buster Charge!

Oh okay, it's just raining really hard. Thought there was some giant entity causing it to rain.
...Still not gonna risk dirtying my P I R A T E    B L A C K    Y E E Z Y S , though! Maybe that giant, ominous black tower's got good roofing!

Aeon dashes over to said giant, omnious black tower.