Yeah.
That actually-a-went better than expected.

Somari drops down, fully powering down to base. Wario makes W signs with the both of his hands, posing.

Oh, yeah! The victory goes to Wario, The Legend!

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Wario drops down as well.

Looks like I showed that punk who's boss!
Don't get caught up in your own victory. There's still that ship.

Shadwari points to the Air Cruiser, which is still moving... very slowly...

Oh yeah! It's time to teach that Shake Chump a lesson. Ain't that right, Wanda?
...Wario?
Eh?
That fairy girl left a little while ago.
...
*ROAR* (And her and everyone else were planning on going over to that ship, too.)
...

Forbidden Valley Wario is repeatedly kicked in the face.

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! D'--ENOUGH!

Wario suddenly grabs the Janemba legs.

I'm done playin' around. Go and kick people in your dumb demon afterlife!

Wario rotates his arms, swinging the pair of legs around before throwing them into the sky, directly at a star.

It seems the belch left only Janemba's lower half remaining.

(...Was he-a-trying to explode our eardrums?)

Wario chuckles at the sight of Janemba's new state.

...Ha! I knew you were a bottom, but this is ridiculous! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! WAHAHAHAHAH

The legs suddenly kick Wario in the face.

Ouch! Hey, don't be so angry because I have a leg up on the situatio--

He is kicked again.

Dammit, what hell do you want from me, already!? If you need a hand, just say so--

He is kicked again.

After sticking the cash somewhere that you decided he did with your imagination, Heat Man, after seconds of glaring at it, picks up the microchip, inspecting it.

oh

Janemba unloads a powerful Ki Blast in front of Wario, who... At the last second opens his jaws, eating up all of the blast.

Heh heh heh!

Wario pats his belly three times, before...

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP*

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The Universe Everything begins to shake for a little while.

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*groan*

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....???

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...What.

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(I think I have an iota as to who...)

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The Universe --*URRRRRRRP*

...

Everything goes back to normal.

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Forbidden Valley Everyone, Janemba and Somari included, begin to have finally let do of their ears after the the almost uncountable number of decibels experienced from this sheer noise alone.

Wahahahah!

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Chomp (Impact/Cutter)- Wario opens up his mouth and bites forward, absorbing projectiles and/or items while their mouth is forward and dealing damage during the chomp.
Sonic Belch (Wind/Energy)- Usually after using Chomp, Wario releases a very loud burp, releasing energy waves of sound towards the opponent. The damage is directly proportionate to the Attack Power stored up inside Wario from chomping previous moves.

Wario, blocking a blow, responds:

What's now is that you leave the rest to WARIO-MAN! The one who will save all the world of it's money!

Somari turns to Hub, then yells back to Wario.

If we-a-see a hint of anything threatening, don't think we'll just sit-a-here and watch.

Wario catches an attack from Janemba, before holding him in place with a stomach-punch, following with a Corkscrew Conk.


Fine by me.

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Corkscrew Conk (Impact/Swift)- Wario cancels a Shoulder Bash, immediately after leaping into the air to curl into a ball and attack the opponent.
Shoulder Bash (Impact/Shadow)- Wario charges at high speed while ramming everything in it's path using its powerful shoulders.

N-no, nothing like that, I'm just... watching... a... video?

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
MAN

INVESTIGATES

THE

BOX

NONONONONONONO FUCK THAT NO INACTIVITY HERE NOT IN MY HOUSE

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Forbidden Valley Wario and Janemba seem to be trading blows, though the latter seems to be on the receiving end more than the giving end.

What's wrong..? At this rate you won't even be a half-decent punching bag!

Wario suddenly ducks a sword swing before Headbutting Janemba in the chin, taking him aback.

AAAH-- I WOULDN'T--

As Meddy turns to Star Man in surprise, the screen she was facing towards begins to display a riddling of explosions, unfortunately making awkwardly loud-but-not-that-loud sounds before fading to the pitch black. Star Man also sees a VR-looking headset, though the way Meddy is adjusted blocks the majority of it's view.

Lightwave walks up to Laser Joe.

Where'd your little leader go?
He... said something about needing some time alone, for whatever reason. Though I'll say I wish he could actually trust us enough to tell us instead of keeping it to himself. He never even said where he was going. Just that he'd be back.
How are you maggots ever gonna be useful recruits when all you can do is deny, deny, deny!? It was you who is responsible for the most recent catastrophes...!!
Ughhhhhh.
Well, whatever the case may be, it'd do him good to come back soon... We have enough people to worry about on our hands as-is.

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Scrapped Junkyard A figure wanders the area.

Ugh... searching for this thing is gonna take a millennia! How am I supposed to find one measly piece of gadgetry?

He folds his arms.

Comin' here was a waste of time. I should just lea--

Immediately, he spots a caped individual in black meditating from afar. Slightly taken aback from this, he finally processes this.

Well, I'll be damned. Didn't think I would find this guy off all places.

A large grin is cocked. The figure takes out a pair of dual revolvers.

I guess coming here was a blessing in disguise after all. An opportunity like this just can't be passed up.

Mega City Junior drops Mayor Dorado down.

(Do you think he'll be alright? Also, about time I get a new look.)
Of course! I had him created, didn't I? And you aren't supposed to comment on your new mug. That way slipping them in is more subtle for the guy posting this. Why did you think I didn't brag about mine?

They both look around.

Looks like things are returning back to normal. Your little HQ should be a couple of blocks ahead, right?
(Mhm.)
Well, then let's go.

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MCPD Headquarters Nnnn... Where am I?
Can I second that question? My head hurts like a motherlover.

Big Eye hops forward.

Rise n' shine, you FG-inspired assholes.
Hey! Who gave you the right to talk to us like that?

Big Eye hops directly in Taicho Man's face.

The same thing that gave YOU the right to invade a city and attempt to inflict as much pain possible. As of now, you are property of the Big Eye Battalion.
Damage? We didn't do any of that stuff at all.
Hit it, LJ.

Laser Joe inputs a recording of Succubus Woman blasting the city beneath her with energy blasts.

...I plead the fi--
SILENCE, WHORE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS.

Flinching slightly due to the unsuspectingness of Meta Knight's interference, the force slows down, revealing itself.

...You speak as though we are comparable with one another.

Breaking off the struggle, the small winged figure leaps up into the air, using it's wings to float, firing off a few large Crescent Shots right before unleashing a slew of Knight Beams straight towards Meta Knight!

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Joyous Tower- Floor 35 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 36 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 37 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 38 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 39 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 40 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 41 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 42 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 43 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 44 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 45 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 46 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 47 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 48 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 49 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 50 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 51 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 52 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Joyous Tower- Floor 53 A blurred rocket bulldozes through the entire floor, littering it with explosives on it's way before traveling to the next.

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Knight Beams (Energy/Cutter)- ??? fires an ethereal ranged energy blade shaped akin to a sword. The more health the user has, the more damage it does.

A wide margin of damage is dealt to Janemba. Meanwhile, Somari who was charging up during this assist...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Somari with a supe-ified Light Speed Attack hits Janemba dozens of billions of times per femtosecond, before finishing it off with a kick that splits him in half, creating a large explosion!

Woah!
It seems they had it covered after all.

Somari, still avoiding the attacks, moves over to Hub.

He'll-a-keep gaining more and more-a-energy the longer the fight goes on. We have to-a-find a way to end this.

At the same time, Somari grinds into Janemba from behind, overloading him with energy.


What's-a-wrong? You can't-a-regenerate in time to ignore our-a-hits anymore?


Minus-Energy Ki begins flooding around Janemba, surrounding him as blasts start flying all from around his body!

Janemba takes larger-than-before amounts of damage from the punches, before receiving dozens of consecutive Homing Attacks!

When everything dulls down, standing above Hub is Janemba, but notably very wounded. He seems to slowly be regenerating.



Janemba is immediately blasted with a barrage of kick with almost limitless speed, before tearing through him with a speed attack!