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He's certainly a theatrical fellow...
Most definitely.
Yeah? So what if I did?
N-no, don't press that! It's a... uh... a very dangerous emergency button that will make a giant explosion on the entire library when pressed!
You dare...?
...
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...
(...Who was that guy...? And what did he want with me?)
(If my hunch is right, then I can't just let him off the hook. I have a nagging suspicion this isn't some random thugarino--)
Nice try. But I won't fall fo--
(Okay, so throwing him off won't work. Plan A it is.)
Alright, not bad! But let's see how you take these!
They're following me!?
What's wrong, Mr. Strongest!? Have to run away from a simple"lowlife"!?
So it figures.
Hmm.... I wonder what MIDI must've found that's so urgent that he has to leave.
The hell!?
Bring on your best hit.
Try stayin' in one piece! Hyyyah!
You like that!? That's what happens when you piss me off! And there's plenty more where that...
...
*YOOWWWW!* scream from tom and jerry
Just what are you made of!? I know for a fact this isn't any kinda ceratanium! How d'ya even move in that hide!?
Still think my claims are all talk!?
Why, you little--
...Ya know, Albert Einstein did make a statement about the folly and insanity of repeating actions over and over while--
EAT THIS! GYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA
Close quarters really isn't your specialty, is it?
ShutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
What do you hope to gain from doing this? The element of surprise? Because you haven't completely failed in that department.
MOTHERLOVING BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
...
(Damn! Lost focus!)
...
(...Did he somehow not notice... or?)
HAGH!
Wh-what the hell!?
Did you really think I wouldn't notice you trying to ambush me back there? It looks like your bark is worse than your bite.
Well, let me tell you something. I don't know who the hell you are, but I won't let you use me as a punching bag. I won't let anyone use me as a punching bag. I'll never lose. I'll never give in. I will always be the strongest. Even if it means reducing the rest to nothing.
H-hey, wait a min--
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...Hnh. The world sure is filled with a bunch of sorry lowlives, isn't it? ...State your identity and plans. I won't ask nicely a second time.
..."Strongest robot", huh? Don't make me laugh. Though I guess I'll humour delusions this time around..
...Try to end up half a worthy challenge, okay?
...A message? Have you... never had one before?
Meaningless!
A warrior is determined by their might and might alone! Bearing the burdens of one another only harbors weakness and misery!
...
Alright, how's this: What is the name 'Vaati' to you?
Ngh... The name certainly rings a bell... but I can't quite put a finger on it.
Like an equation missing from the puzzle. That's also not to mention Meriken, Monami and the others are missing, too.
I don't understand. Who the Home For Infinite Losers is this Vaati guy?
Some Minnish moron who stole a lot of power that wasn't his and plans on flitting a lot of people's ship.
Yeah!? And how'd'ya figure he's involved with this, dirtbag!?
It's simple, Marvel 2 low tier.
I am... 90? percent sure I have no idea who that is. Also, rude. What did I ever do to you?
I for one believe it... mostly due to the fact there is very little reason for anyone to be lying at this point.
(Are we... interrupting?)
Yeah, you should probably wait outside-- hold on, you look just like someone I know!
It's them, you ninny.
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Just to let you know, I'm going to shoot you now.
Yeah, yeah, haven't heard that before. Bye-bye now.
Uh-huh. Whoopsies.
What happened to Mega Man, anyway?
Ah, makes sense.
...
I care not for your trivialities so long as you don't flatter yourselves. Besides, I have already proved my overwhelming superiority to Wario. I have no interest in facing him nor the rest of you riffraff.
(Riffraff?)
As a matter of fact, I think Miner here is more than enough to take most of your rag-tag companions. He's twice the fighter you'll ever be.
!?
This is bad!
Urgh! You've got some nerve!
Huh!?
Your movements are so predictable, I didn't even bother dodging.
(Damn! Looks like I'll get a challenge from this after all!)
(He countered it!?)
Do trust, Wario... For you... this will be the beginning of the end.
Who-a-do you think you are, anyway? All of this, even going so far as to-a-conspire with Koopenstein of all people because you-a-got what you had coming to you?
If what you-a-say is true, then Wario here did a huge-a-favor dethroning you. Someone-a-so selfish doesn't deserve the right such such a place. So if it's-a-fight you want, it's a fight you'll get.
...Yeh! Waluigi too!
*ROAR* (I mean, I'm already here...)
Mark these words. You'll never get away with what you're scheming.
...
...Hmph. A tender moment. However... when did I say that I would ever fight you lot?
...
...What do the likes of you know what this capped wad of scum has done?
Before this, before Koopenstein, and a while after attending college with another evil ruler as my dorm mate.... I was not just a king of a planet, a solar system, or a galaxy... but the entire DIMENSION.
Okay, now you're just taking the name of it and twisting it into something hyperbo--
SILENCE.
...Until a certain SOMEONE invaded my domain, bested my warriors, stole my acquirings and-- quite literally blew me up. ..Infinite power, infinite wealth... all gone to a measly man who cares for naught but the riches of the world. And now, to this day, with the Shake Dimension now free of my rule, and the Bottomless Coin Sack missing,
*whisling noises*
Wario. It was your meddling in to your own non-affairs that cost me the highest point I have ever reached in my entire life. But at the same time, I feel an odd ode of gratefulness... because of you, I've gained a power like never before. And though that gratefulness exists...
...It is overshadowed by the overwhelming rage I feel at your entire existence. The urge I feel to return to you the same suffering you have inflicted unto me a thousandfold. Heed my words 'till the end of your short-lived revelation. You will lose yourself, as well as everything you ever new or care about at my hands. No matter what.
But until then...
Hah! What happened to the so-called legend? Look at him, flat on his belly, struggling to even stand!
(Damn it to hell! I'm in no condition to fight anymore... but Shake King is still kicking, stronger than ever. He's even got people prepared to inflict as much suffering as possible on us...)
(I did this... I did all of this... Rudy, the Hammer Gang, Katsini, Carlton, and the Shake King... they all came back because of me.)
(So why the hell is everyone still around me? Why aren't they running away? ...Can't they see that I'm the one that deserves all of this..?)
Wario. I have allowed you more time to live than you deserve. It is time you suffer at the hands of fate.
Oh, yeah!? How can you be so sure?!? You've never fought me in my Wario-Man form before!
Ah, yes... Wario Hyphen Man. Upon stumbling in Dr. Crygor's Gravitator, you were transformed into the ultimate greedy power of the universe, giving you powers.
Soon, you figured out that eating your natural affinity, Garlic, was key to unlocking the form in all it's glory. Originally, it's power level varied, but with time, it molded into a consistently otherworldly strength. And since then, there has been little in the way of what Wario-Man could accomplish.
...Congrats, Ass Kisser, you have a backstory covered. You get a gold goddamned star. Now please, enlighten me as to how that'll soften the impact of my fist on your face?
...Hmph. Ever so the moronic fool you were since our first fight. You may have great mastery over your Wario-Man form...
...But how used to you are you using those so-called Chaos Stars?
...Used to them? I don't know what the hell you mean.
But either way, enough chit-chat! It's time to--
Nnnn-nnnn.... Damn it...
!
*RUAH-RUOH* (Uh oh.)
You've gotta be kidding!
WARIO! CAN YOU NOT FOLLOW THE TROPE OF DROPPING THE BALL AND FORCING WALUIGI AND EVERYONE ELSE TO SAVE YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS!?
Just as planned.