Imma give it to Watcher for now.

Shried moves 2 spaces right, and picks up the Magma Bazooka chip.
Shark Man moves to the stairs and on to the next floor!

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Enayrk flails his little arms at Flutter Fly 1!
Mondegreen moves one space down, and fires a Crystal Shot at Flutter Fly 1!

Phantasm fires a Break Laser at Fire Man!
Shired moves three spaces down, and, if Fire Man is still alive, uses Cutter Shot on him!
Shark Man moves four spaces right and three spaces down.
Watcher just floats there.

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Okay, who's making all that racket?

Enayrk moves two spaces up.

Oh hey, it's you. The hell are YOU up to?
Trying to shoot the art supplies out of this thing, that's what!
Right, you're attempting to shoot that flying clock with ey-
Wait, WHO PUT THAT FLYING CLOCK WITH EYES THERE!?
Doesn't matter right now! What DOES matter is the fact hat you can't just rush into Mystery Dungeons alone like that! You could have gotten SERIOUSLY anvil'd, or worse!
...I'm gonna assume you mean somebody's going to drop an anvil on me. Also, you're gonna have to elaborate on that "mystery dungeon" bit and how something supposedly worse than having an anvil break your skull into a million pieces- because reminder, humans ain't as ridiculously durable as your average Tim & Jeremy character- can somehow happen in here.
...You know, for someone who claims not to be trying to troll me, you're REALLY good at this thing! I mean, you even made up a piece of media out of the blue!
Back to more important matters though, the reason I came here is to pull you out of this literal deathtrap in case you got lost!
I'm pretty sure I can probably handle that myself if things get messy.
Actually, no you can't! You've made it blatantly obvious that you don't know how Mystery Dungeons work! SOMEONE'S gotta make sure you don't get disabled in 5 seconds flat!
Look, I'll do what I can, okay!? Now go back to hitting that clock in the face or whatever!

Mondegreen moves one space right and two up, and uses a Regular Attack on Flutter Fly 2!

(OOC: I was initially going to have it where Mondegreen would dash into town and try to buy whatever she could, and then Enayrk would get lost in Clock Citadel during that time. Don't know why I scrapped that idea, but I'll probably still be able to implement that last part in a way.)

Aeon takes 5 damage!
Aeon fires his Super Shotgun at the Joe!

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Aeon | HP: 195/200 | ATK: 87 | DEF: 50 | SPD: 63

Phantasm moves two spaces right and one space down.
Shired moves one space right and picks up the item at his feet!
Shark Man moves one space down and throws a Shark Boomerang* at [Killer Bullet!]
Watcher moves three spaces down.

*Yes, I know it's not technically Shadow type, only Cutter type.

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Enayrk moves two spaces right and picks up the core at his feet.

...The heck's THIS thing, some kind of heavy bouncy ball? And why does it feel like holding it makes me more powerful?

Mondegreen fires a Crystal Shot at Flutter Fly 2!

Aeon immediately pulls out a Manyullyn Rapier and tries to stab the Joe with it!

Aeon takes the deck of cards and exits the workshop. You never know when you might need to play a quick game of Solitaire. He also exits the workshop and tries to blow up the debris with his rocket launcher.

Phantasm moves 4 spaces south.
Shark Man moves 6 spaces south, picking up whatever's on the ground.
Shired moves two spaces south and one space right.
Watcher moves two spaces right, and fires a Force Fuse at the Sniper Joe near him!

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Enayrk moves two spaces right.
Mondegreen moves one space north and three more right, and fires a Crystal Shot at Flutter Fly 2!

[(???:) [/size-small]..y! .r. al..g.t?[/size-small]]{crystal_swift}
...OW, who else has a severe headache, or is it just me?
Whew, glad you aren't a pile of scrap, otherwise I'd probably have to punch that wall in its little wall face.
(Last I checked, most walls don't have faces...)
Wait, did you say "scrap" or something like that? I'm pretty sure that's not how humans work.
Well I'M pretty sure humans are just a myth. A conspiracy theory. A Tinfoilus Maximus.
How about the fact that there's a human standing right in front of you?
...Where?
I was OBVIOUSLY referring to myself.
Pfft... Good one.
I'm SERIOUS!
Hi Serious, my name's Mondegreen!
Am- ..Am I getting trolled hardcore?
Probably! Though, you seem like a master troll yourself, Serious!~
My NAME is Enayrk, not Serious! Now if you're going to keep messing with me, I'm just gonna head in that direction.
WAIT, NO, DON'T GO THAT WAY, THAT'S WHERE THE CLOCK CITAD-
Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of myself blatantly disregarding anything you say to me no matter how urgent it is.
(Crap, I can't let him go in there alone! Right now, he's Level 1! Then again, so am I, but that's beside the pit of lava with a 1-up at the edge and a disappearing block section above it! Whatever, I gotta go into town and legally steal as much useful stuff as possible first, and I do that by BUYING them, with ZENNY!)

Mondegreen prepares to dash off, but realized something...

(Ugh, that's right, I blew pretty much all of it on that broken-down dishwasher that Crystal Man guy conned me into buying. Whatever, guess I'm going in there with the bare minimum!)

(future) Team Name: Team Mirage

Enayrk
HP: 4
WE: 6
Attack: 3
Defense: 7
Speed: 5
Core: Neutral
Subcore: Shadow
Weakness: Nature
Resistance: Shadow

(That's right, I'm running a Boonless character.)

Mondegreen
HP: 5
WE: 4
Attack: 4
Defense: 6(-) (Bane)
Speed: 6(+) (Boon)

Core: Crystal
Subcore: Swift
Weakness: Earth
Resistance: Time

I think I'll have Shark Man get rid of Doppel Flute. Also, what do Sonic Bubble, Force Fuse, and Shark Boomerang even DO? They're not listed anywhere in the database.

  Ah, it sure is a good feeling, having beaten a fortress boss. I don't think I'll be going to Oil Wells soon, since Shark Man and Watcher aren't gonna do much good there.
  This mission in Steel Mill to hunt down a Lightning Lord sounds doable, though. Who knows, maybe we'll also find a Flame-type to recruit there.

Team Fractal Requiem takes the Lightning Lord mission in Steel Mill and heads there!

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Say, now I can have TWO teams? Nice! I've got the portrait done for the second member, but not the first. I'll let you know when my second team's ready.

@Soren : Actually, I don't mind. Just please try to stop making me say stuff, okay?

  ...
  ...Heheheheheh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
  You just revealed your fatal flaw, non-buddy! And guess what!? I know EXACTLY how to exploit the hell out of it to the point where it fails to recognize even the most OBVIOUS of scams! BREAK LASER!

Phantasm moves one space right and fires a Break Laser at Yellow Devil!
Shired moves three spaces south and uses a Shield Shot on Yellow Devil!
Watcher moves two spaces down, and fires its Bit Cannon at Yellow Devil!

Also, I have no clue what Force Fuse does since it doesn't seem to appear in the database.

Oh my good , that's TWO casualities in one move!
NEW STRAT, EVERYONE. When that -stained feye gets to max Weapon Energy, STAY THE ABSOLUTE HELL AWAY FROM IT.

Phantasm moves two spaces north and one left, charging his Laser Buster!
Shired moves two spaces north, and uses Knife Slasher on Yellow Devil! If he doesn't have enough Weapon Energy, he just uses a Weapon Pellet on himself.
Watcher uses Bit Cannon on Yellow Devil!

Aeon heads into this "workshop" to see what kinds of sick weaponry he can find there.

Yes to all but BBA Mega Man.

Wait, YELLOW DEVIL!? Aren't you supposed to be WEAK against Elec Man!? How'd YOU boot him out of his own field!?
I dunno. Magic, perhaps?
Regardless, if we're gonna kick this guy's , we're gonna need to buff ourselves HARD. If anyone has any modules, the best thing to do is equip 'em.
...How come YOU'RE taking charge?
Still a good strategy, though. I just need to move away so I can pull it off.

Boss Theme (or rather, the music I'll be listening to while fighting the boss)

Phantasm moves two spaces north and one space left, then equips the Target Module!
Shired moves three spaces north and uses Gate Block north of him!

Bu momo mo BU, Bu momo MO bumo; Bu mobu MOMO bumo!
(Heh, that'll make him interested in trying to focus me down! I can tank MORE hits than you can dish out, anyway!)

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Meanwhile, in the Translation Sub-Universe... (Yes I stole this idea of yours from absurd roleplay, don't judge.)

...Or rather, what the "What Shired THINKS something translates to but doesn't even know if it does" sub-sub-universe...

Yo mama so FAT, she needs TWO watches; one for each TIMEZONE he's in!
(Heh, that'll make him interested in trying to focus me down!)

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Shark Man moves two spaces north, and uses Buster Charge!
Watcher moves two spaces north!

Phantasm uses [Space Shot] on BBA Mega Man!
Shired uses a Regular Attack on BBA Mega Man!]{copy}
Shark Man uses Shark Bite on BBA Mega Man again!
Watcher moves 2 spaces right and, if possible, uses the Ability Upgrade for Surge on itself!

Phantasm fires a Break Laser at BBA Mega Man.
Shired moves one space up and one space right, and then uses Rolling Cutter on BBA Mega Man.
Shark Man moves three spaces right and two spaces up, and uses Shark Bite on BBA Mega Man.
Watcher uses the Battle Chip for Scramble Thunder on itself if possible.

Okay, fine, Aeon fires at where they WERE.
Also, Aeon decides to see where else he can go in the building.

Aeon dodges the explosive and takes out a Rocket Launcher, firing it at Sharcrop!

Sure, let's do it.
Shired moves one space up, and on to the next floor.