ugly axe?

Now,if there was one thing that narcian hated more than people not seeing him as the greatest person on earth,it was people insulting his prized axe!
Narcian gripped his axe tightly with both hands,the axe head then seemed to become covered in flames

you peasant! The rune axe is more valuable Than you'll ever be!

Narcian then spun his axe around his head,and slammed it down in an attempt to damage Giant gold with the bonfire technique!*

GROVEL WORM!

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Tailtiu prepares to fire another bolt of lightning,but stops as she looks down at the dice,confused at the attack

Dice? Your weapon is dice,that seems kinda du-

Tailtiu was cut off as the dice rolled a 6,causing them to produce the damaging explosion,sending her skyrocketing!
Are you... Kidding me?

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* Bonfire a skill from the fire emblem games,a fire attack that grows stronger the more powerful a user is in terms of physical defence!

Tailtiu,shocked by waluigi's ultimate technique (she assumes) attempts to try and sidestep the purple tornado!

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more like gaudyzuma,I mean look at him! even I,the great narcian,think that is too much brighy colour,shame on you!

Narcian scoffed at jet man
Bah! What kind of a stupid name is 'rolling man' it pales in comparison to my grand name! Fitting of a true hero!

Tailtiu attempts to bat one of the bob-ombs back at waluigi with her book!

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Who are you? Explain yourself at once!

Tailtiu,in response to waluigis bomb throwing,begins to try and close the gap between the two,firing off bolts of lightning from her tome as she dodged the oncoming explosions
this guys insane! But I wonder if I can use one his his dumb little bombs to my advantage-

Alright! im sorry for calling you we-

Tailtiu's face formed into a scowl at Waluigi's comment

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A TRAMP? oh that's it mister! you're getting zapped!

Tailtiu's eyes widen when waluigi pulls out the two bombs,in a 'what the hell' manner

Did that guy just pull two explosives out of nowhere?. Wait, did he hear what I said about him being weird? it's kinda true,but the bombs seem a bit over the top-

She then materialized her Tome of Thoron into her hand with a crackle of electricity!

I'd better prepare for combat though, just to make sure-

Tailtiu looks back around at wario and waluigi,scratching her head at the sight of the two,completing ignoring narcian and spinny dude at the bottom of the hill

The people of this world sure are strange...

As figure 1 continued to roll,eventually coming to a stop at the bottom of the hill,the hooded cloak the figure was wearing had been scuffed and torn,showing it's poor quality and craftsmanship

BAH! look what you did to my precious cloak! You'll pay for this!

The figure then pulled off the cloak for dramatic effect,and pulling out his battle axe again from who knows where

No one makes a mockery of the greatest wyvern general in Bern and lives to tell the tale!

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* From Fire Emblem: the binding blade

As the rolling guy gained speed,figure 1 continued to give chase,screaming at him,until he caught the edge of his cloak underneath his foot,and tripped,and began to roll down the hill with increasing speed,figure 2 then reached the edge of the hill,and looked down

Figure 2:you know what? Fine,that vain loser can enjoy his tumble! I don't wanna help him! He'll live and it'll shut him up when he gets back!

The figure then pulled their hood down,letting their hair out of the cloak then cupped their hands and yelled in the direction of the two rolling figures

AND I DON'T NEED THIS CRUMMY DISGUISE ANYWAY,WHY DID WE EVEN NEED THEM?

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* Character from Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the holy war

Star man looks at midi,blast man then looks at meddy
yo meds,you ok there? You've been quite for a long time while this woe snow guys been rambling on

figure 1: OI,GET BACK HERE,IM NOT DONE WITH YOU,COME AND ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY AXE

Figure one then stormed off after the rolling guy,figure 2 then looked and shrugged,sighing and shaking their head

Figure 2:good grief,will he ever learn that him running into a fight never ends well?

As the shadowy man moves past the two hooded figures,figure one pulls a battle axe out from under their cloak,and uses the handle to trip the shadowy man over

Figure 1: Watch where you're going worm! You'll scuff my prized axe!

Figure two then turned to figure one,if you could see their face,it was one of 'are you kidding me'

Figure 2: prized? I saw you slam that thing against a broken wall last week...

The two figures had managed to get closer to the fight,well,at least where the fight had been,the second figure pulled out another telescope,this one seeming less fancy and more wooden,the figure then looked through the telescope,being able to clearly see this time,the figure 2 then moved the telescope away from their eyes,and uttered the phrase
Figure 2 : what on earth am I looking at?

A safe distance away from the scuffle,two figures are stood, one is using a telescope to watch the fighting go down,it's a very fancy telescope,one that's decorated with jewels and other sparkly objects,despite the telescope worth,it's a bit,well,shit at being a telescope,out of frustration,figure one threw the telescope on the ground out of frustration

Figure 1:UGH! this telescope is useless!

At their companions comment,figure two looked up from drawing lightning bolts in the ground
Figure 2: you really shouldn't have encrusted your telescope with solid gold then.besides,you picked the most boring place to watch this fight! Come on,let's see if we can get closer!
The two figures pulled their cloaks over their heads to obscure themselves as they headed further into diamond city,the first figure still complaining about his telescope,claiming it was "on his level of status and magnificence"

if you're referring to the ability to travel through space and time like what you did to us, I'm afraid I'm only knowledgeable on space travel, back in my world we have been trying to find a way to travel through time or dimensions.

Dust man looks at Blast man when Star man says this,all Blast man does is respond with a shrug

Star man takes a hold of the radio

Doctor. Ivory. Woe, you were the reason for me and my friends being in this universe correct? If so, we've been stuck here for 3 damned weeks,damaged and desperately trying to survive in this weird dimension (no offence),so help me to god,if you try and run away from your mistakes and not help us try and get back,I will see to it that your trapped in this cheap radio til the end of time.

Star,having snapped out of his trance due to blasts stupidity, got up onto his feet and walked over to midi

terrific tool box,may I speak to this Ivory woe person?