Outer Space

And you are just pathetic.

Suddenly, Heat Man NC is slashed in half by a blade made of Water Starforce energy!

Worry not, however... You and your brothers will serve me well once you all have fallen.

Coda opens a portal to his dimension, entering it with the pieces of Heat Man NC before closing it behind him.

---

Starforce Saber - (Copy/Cutter) Copied from Meta. A blade made out of Starforce energy, meaning it can take on any (MMRPG-canon) element.

@pokeepoo : Unfortunately, I think I made it a rule where your two characters can't share the same Core or Subcore type.

Perhaps Earth Core or Shield Core can be a good substitute for one of them?

Also, there is no Team MKII anymore.

Mega City

...

As if subconsciously, Primetime Gemini makes a Gemini Clone of himself.

...Look at yourself. You've become a shell of your former self.
Get up. You are Gemini Man, of the Ajax Universe. You created the very CONCEPT of Gemini TV itself!
So WHAT if the people hates you now? The only opinion of yourself that should matter to you is your own!

...You know what?

Primetime Gemini gets up.

You're right. SCREW what other people think about me! SCREW all that self-loathing! SCREW that betrayer, Ninja Man Z! And SCREW Gemini TV!
Hold on, now, let's not be too hasty-
Who CARES if the people think I'm just some greedy monster? The only opinion that matters is my own! So let the people think whatever they want, because I don't care!
...Also, that Royalty Man guy's going to slice my head off if I just sit around berating myself, so I should probably do something about that.
Now, if you excuse me, I need to get ready to infiltrate the Government and get my Void Transporter back.*

Primetime Gemini heads off.

...Well, there goes any plans of bringing the company back.

The Gemini Clone fades away.

---

The End of Time - Spekkio's Room

Oh, not to worry! You'll get to have your turn, too.

Spekkio looks over to Kogasa.

...You are quite the interesting sort. Perhaps the use of Fire Magic can work in your favor?

Daiyousei.

...Interesting. I sense within you a connection with an Ice fairy**... Perhaps you, too could benefit from using the same element ?

And Kanako.

You are known as the Goddess of Wind and Rain... Since I already gave someone who is associated with you Wind magic, I suppose I shall grant you Water Magic instead.

Kogasa is granted Fire magic.
Daiyousei is granted Ice magic.
Kanako is granted Water magic.

---

*I guess I should mention this: Primetime Gemini's story is not free-join. There shall be NO interference from anyone else.
**Cirno.

After Will Smith leaves, Alpha Man looks over to Legacy Aeon.

Well, pal, that's just life for you, in the end... You never know when everything will be taken from you.
...Well, guess I should find myself something else to do.

Alpha Man proceeds to leave the area on-foot.

Wherever Metal Man is idk (Moments before Will Smith)

Somehow, a slick floor causes the R.V. to crash!

...Nice? You have the gull call threatening to destroy the world- all because an annoying little brat's entertainment is "ruined", mind you- nice?
...Well. If that's your definition of "nice"...
...I'm about to be your best goddamn* friend.

Alpha Man
The True Original

Beta Man of Universe DNRM-0

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*This version of Beta Man (Alpha Man) is strictly from the original roleplays of Dungeons and Robot Masters. As such, his methods of being censored- through means of spoiler tags- are reflective of the way they are handled in that roleplay.

1 Damage dealt!
1 Damage dealt!
The third attack missed...

NEW ENEMY DATA!


Disco
Core: Neutral
Subcore: None
HP: 10
WE: 10
ATK: 4
DEF: 5
SPD: 6
Weakness: Cutter
Resistance: Swift

---

Wintry Forefront, F2



Objective: Retrieve the lost 1-Up!

Wintry Forefront, F1

@Shattered Vanguard :

Diamond picks up the Efficiency Drive!

NEW ITEM DATA!


Efficiency Drive
Core: Neutral
Effect: An item to be held. All weapons take -2 WE for the holder to use. (Yes, this includes Shot weapons.)

Spade has reached the stairs!



MISSION COMPLETE!
Spade earns 34 EXP!
Diamond earns 34 EXP!
Spade’s Team receives 20 Bolts!
Spade’s Team receives an Energy Pellet!
Spade’s Team receives a Weapon Pellet!

Spade has reached Level 2!
HP: 8 > 9
WE: 8 > 9
ATK: 8 > 9
DEF: 4 > 5
SPD: 6 > 7
Weapon Get: Buster Charge!
Weapon Get: Shadow Buster!

LEVELING UP GRANTS A BOOST IN STATS. SOME STATS WILL GET EITHER MORE OR LESS OF A BOOST THAN OTHERS, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOUR BOON OR BANE IS, IF YOU HAD ANY. IN UNIT “Spade”’S CASE, HE HAS NO BOON OR BANE, AND THEREFORE HIS STATS SHARE THE SAME PATTERN IN GROWTH.
CERTAIN LEVELS WILL ALSO UNLOCK NEW WEAPONS TO USE IN BATTLE. FOR UNIT “Spade”’S CASE, WEAPON “Shadow Buster” HAS BEEN UNLOCKED. IN UNIT “Diamond”’S CASE, HOWEVER...

Diamond has reached Level 2!
HP: 10 > 11
WE: 8 > 9
ATK: 5 > 7
SPD: 7 > 8
Weapon Get: Buster Charge!
Weapon Get: Attack Buster!

...WITH THEIR BOON BEING ATTACK AND BANE BEING SPEED, UNIT “Diamond” HAS BEEN GRANTED AN EXTRA BOOST IN ATTACK, AND NO BOOST IN DEFENSE... THIS IS BECAUSE IN THE CASE OF BOONS, ALL STAT INCREASES ARE DOUBLED. INCREASES FOR BANE STATS, ON THE OTHER HAND, WILL ONLY HAPPEN EVERY 2 LEVELS, RATHER THAN A STAT INCREASE ON EVERY LEVEL.
ADDITIONALLY, NEUTRAL CORES AND THE BUSTER WEAPONS THEY GET ARE TREATED DIFFERENTLY, DEPENDING ON THEIR BOON. THOSE WITH AN ATTACK OR WE BOON RECEIVES THE WEAPON “Attack Buster”, LIKE WITH UNIT “Diamond”. THOSE WITH A DEFENSE OR HP BOON RECEIVES THE WEAPON “Defense Buster”, WHILE THOSE WITH A SPEED BOON, OR NO BOON WHATSOEVER, SHALL RECEIVE THE WEAPON “Speed Buster”

Spade’s Team moves on to the next floor!

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Richly Courtyard, F1

@TheHighTower :

Flame Expert boosts the power of Bootleg Fire Man’s attack!
Bootleg Fire Man uses Fire Storm on Metall Classic!
Bootleg Fire Man earns 12 EXP!
Tepid Man earns 6 EXP!

Crystal Expert boosts the power of Mondegreen’s attack!
Modegreen uses Crystal Shot on Space Metall!
Neutral Expert boosts the power of Enayrk’s attack!
Enayrk uses Regular Attack on Space Metall!1 Damage to Enayrk!
1 Damage to Mondegreen!
1 Damage to Tepid Man!

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Gentle Countryside, F2

@Worship :

Moved and unequipped.

No, don’t. It’s totally my job to let you get that 1-Up and junk.
Whatever.
1 Damage dealt!
The second attack missed...
1 Damage dealt!

---

Maniacal Hideaway, F2

@Soren :

Moved.

@Brash Buster :

Also moved.

@Shattered Vanguard : I think it's a very different city entirely, actually.

Maniacal Hideaway, F1

@Brash Buster :

Tox Man has reached the stairs!



MISSION COMPLETE!

Tox Man earns 32 EXP!
Guard Hound earns 32 EXP!
Sharcrop earns 16 EXP!
Soren X earns 16 EXP!
Tox Man’s team receives 15 Bolts!
Tox Man’s team receives an Energy Pellet!
Tox Man’s team receives a Weapon Pellet!

Tox Man’s team moves on to the next floor!
Sharcrop’s team moves on to the next floor!

---

Wintry Forefront, F1

@Shattered Vanguard :

That is indeed the case.

Neutral Expert boosts the power of Diamond’s attack!
Diamond uses Buster Shot on Metall Classic!1 Damage to Diamond!

...I could spawn another enemy, but you’re at the exit, so I don’t really see any point in doing so.

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Richly Courtyard, F1

@TheHighTower :

Tepid Man picks up the Sneak Drive

NEW ITEM DATA!


Sneak Drive
Core: Shadow
Effect: An item to be held. Grants a 50% chance of avoiding enemy attacks from 3+ spaces away.

Flame Expert boosts the power of Bootleg Fire Man’s attack!
Bootleg Fire Man uses Flame Shot on Metall Classic!
@RotomSlashBlast :

Mondegreen picks up the Weapon Pellet!
1 Damage to Mondegreen!
1 Damage to Enaryk!

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Gentle Countryside, F2

@Worship :

Aqua Fishtot is now holding the (AU) ATK +2!
...Which, honestly, does nothing. In order to actually have the ability, you’d need to actually use the item, and even then, you’d have to pick one of your two abilities to drop.

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Maniacal Hideaway, F2



Objective: Retrieve the lost 1-Up!

Mega City

Primetime Gemini ignores the shooting star.

---

Castle Mephisto

The currently three members of Theta Mephisto's team sits around, trying to figure something out...

...Alright, so Phi's with us now. What next?
...The way I see it, we need to figure out some method of obtaining more evil versions of Beta Shadow. As things currently stand, his team- not even counting his other friends, like Beta Man's pathetic little coup- still have three times the number of people in our group.
As interesting as that sounds, where do we even begin to look?
...Hm...
...What do you think, Phi?

Matt's Dimension

Avoiding another attack from Beta Man, Beta Shadow proceeds to punch Beta Man in gut, then sends him flying back with a kick. Beta Man lays beaten down for a moment, before being instantly healed by Beta Shadow's reaper powers.

...Still not enough. Again.
... (I'll admit. Despite not having hitting him once, I do feel like this training is working, at least somewhat. I actually feel slightly stronger, as well as-
-a little bit faster. If he can just be a little bit faster, he might just be able to hit me in this form. ...I don't like the idea of actually telling him about the 4th wall or anything, but... whatever prepares him for Beta Devil.)
...Come on! Give it everything you've got!

Beta Man charges up his buster while using his other hand to launch multiple Beta Blasts. Beta Shadow dodges all of them, and it almost caught in the Charged Shot launched afterwards. However, Beta Shadow's Ultra Instinct allows him to subconsciously avoid the attack, then counters with a rapid flurry of punches.

...If I was Beta Devil, you would probably be dead a hundred times over. You need to do far better than that.
...Hmph.

Beta Man prepares to continue the fight...

---

Mega City

...I'm sorry, but nobody's going to listen to me anymore. My reputation is completely irrepairable.
Apologies, but I'd only serve to drag you down.

Primetime Gemini hangs up, then continues to lay down on the bench he was sitting on.

---

Little Papa Beta's

For whatever reason, Sans decides to chime in on Air and Reggae's singing with his trombone... Much to Papyrus' dismay.

Mega City

After his drunken stupor, and confused as to why he would get a call at this point, Primetime Gemini picks up.

Broken-down nobody speaking.

---

K. Rool Archipelago

...

...Unfair, isn't it? You didn't know Kahtos would act the way that he did... Last you checked, he had no personality besides servitude towards the Kremling Krew.

...

And yet, both you and Gemini took the fall for his wrongdoings. Why should you take the blame for something that is not even your fault?

...I am through with working for you.

Oh, come now. We've had a history together, didn't we?
You promised me power, then twisted my mind.
Your mind was twisted a long time ago.
...Why even resist? Why turn against me? After all...
...I'm the only one who understands you. Right?
...

Maniacal Hideaway, F1

@Brash Buster :

Guard Hound picks up the Fortune Module!

MODULES, LIKE DRIVES, ARE HOLD ITEMS THAT GRANT PARTICULAR BENEFITS. IN THIS CASE, THE FORTUNE MODULE DOUBLES THE NUMBER OF BOLTS YOU RECIEVE IN MISSIONS, OR WHEN PICKING UP BOLT ITEMS AS THE ROBOT HOLDING IT.

@Soren :

Sharcrop uses Earth Shot on Aqua Metall!
Soren X picks up the Explode Core!
Sharcrop takes 1 Damage!
Guard Hound takes 1 Damage!

---

Wintry Forefront, F1

@Shattered Vanguard :

As a matter of fact, no, it isn’t only NSEW. Diagonal directions are accounted for, as well.

Shadow Expert boosts the power of Spade’s attack!
Spade uses Shadow Shot!Spade earns 12 EXP!
Diamond earns 6 EXP!



(By the way, I will say for the record: You CAN pick up an item AND attack at the same time. The rule of picking up items is that you have to stop on the item’s space to pick it up, not that you can’t do anything else while on that space.)

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Richly Courtyard, F1

@TheHighTower :

Flame Expert boosts the power of Bootleg Fire Man’s attack!
Bootleg Fire Man uses Flame Shot on Metall Classic!
Automated Turn

Mondegreen moves 3 spaces down.
Enayrk moves 2 spaces left and one space down.
1 Damage to Bootleg Fire Man!

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Gentle Countryside, F2

@Worship :

Aqua Fishtot picks up the (BC) Defense Break!

BATTLE CHIPS, OR BC, CAN TEACH ROBOTS NEW WEAPONS, SHOULD THEY MEET THE RIGHT CRITERIA. IN THIS CASE, YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE BC FOR ATTACK “Defense Break”, WHICH CAN BE USED BY ANY ROBOT AT LEVEL 3 OR HIGHER.

NEW WEAPON DATA!

Defense Break
Core: Neutral
Power: -
Range: 1
WE Cost: 4
Effect: Applies a -2 Defense debuff to any adjacent foe.

4 Damage to Spade!

NEW ENEMY DATA


Bulb Blaster
HP: 6
WE: 10
ATK: 7 (Boon)
DEF: 1 (Bane)
SPD: 4
Core: Electric
Subcore: None
Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Flame

NEW WEAPON DATA

Flash Bulb
Core: Electric
Power: 2
Range: Around Self
WE Cost: 2
Effect: The standard attack of a Bright Bulb. Damages all surrounding robots, allies included. Has a 25% chance of Blinding those within range.
Obtain Conditions: Bright Bulb only.

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Richly Courtyard, F1

@TheHighTower :

Tepid Man picks up the Muscle Circuit!

NEW ITEM DATA!


Muscle Circuit
Core: Impact
Effect: An item to be held. Causes Impact Core attacks to heal the holder. However, the holder becomes more vulnerable to Explode Core attacks.

Flame Expert boosts the power of Bootleg Fire Man’s attack!
Bootleg Fire Man uses Flame Shot on Metall Classic!
@RotomSlashBlast :

WAIT. DID YOU NOT ACTUALLY WANT THE ITEM?
I’m sure that they would’ve said something if they did. ...Y’know. Not that the items around here actually BELONG to anyone.
THAT’S JUST AN EXCUSE THOSE DUDS OVER AT THAT SO-CALLED “ROBOT ACADEMY” USE TO JUSTIFY THEIR BLATANT THIEVERY.
Whatever floats your boat, man.
I DON’T RIDE BOATS.

Moved.

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Gentle Countryside, F2



THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A LOST ITEM MISSION. DURING LOST ITEM MISSIONS, YOUR TASK IS TO PICK UP THE ITEM THAT IS LABELED WITH A STAR- IN THIS CASE, THE 1-UP. ONCE IT IS DONE YOUR TASK IS COMPLETE... HOWEVER. KEEP IN MIND THAT ENEMIES ARE CAPABLE OF STEALING THE ITEM, FORCING YOU TO HAVE TO TAKE THEM DOWN IN ORDER TO PICK IT UP. FORTUNATELY, THE ENEMY CANNOT USE THE ITEM.

Objective: Recover the lost 1-Up!

Gentle Countryside, F1

@Worship :

Water Expert boosts the power of Triton Bubble’s attack!
Triton Bubble uses Bubble Spray on Roll!
Aqua Fishtot reaches the stairs!



MISSION COMPLETE!

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU ARE THE FIRST AMONG YOUR PEERS TO COMPLETE A MISSION.
BY COMPLETING A MISSION, YOU ARE REWARDED WITH EXP, AS WELL AS ITEMS. HALF OF THE EXP REWARDED ALSO GOES TOWARDS THOSE WHO HAVE ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE SAME MISSION.
STORY MISSIONS, SUCH AS THE ONE YOU SHALL COMPLETE AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TUTORIAL LEVEL WILL GIVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN THAT OF SIDE MISSIONS, LIKE THIS MISSION, AND THE ONES YOU SHALL COMPLETE BEFOREHAND. HOWEVER, BOTH WILL STILL GIVE MORE EXP THAN DEFEATING AN ENEMY.

Triton Bubble earns 30 EXP!
Aqua Fishtot earns 30 EXP!
Triton Bubble’s Team* receives 10 Bolts!
Triton Bubble’s Team receives an Energy Pellet!
Triton Bubble’s Team receives a Weapon Pellet!

ENERGY/LIFE PELLETS AND CAPSULES RECOVER HP, WHILE WEAPON/POWER PELLETS AND CAPSULES RECOVER WE. CAPSULES WILL HEAL MORE THAN PELLETS, AND WHILE ENERGY AND WEAPON PELLETS/CAPSULES RECOVERS BY PERCENTAGE, LIFE AND POWER PELLETS/CAPSULES RECOVERS BY A SET AMOUNT. KEEP THE DIFFERENCES IN MIND IN THE FUTURE.

UPON CLEARING A FLOOR, THE TEAM THAT DID SO WILL EITHER MOVE ON TO THE NEXT, OR- IF CERTAIN CRITERIA IS MET- IS GIVEN THE CHOICE TO EITHER EXPLORE THE DUNGEON FURTHER, OR LEAVE. THE TEAM WILL ALSO AUTOMATICALLY LEAVE SHOULD THEY REACH THE END OF THE DUNGEON’S FINAL FLOOR.
UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES, OTHER TEAMS WILL NOT BE FOLLOWING YOU TO THE NEXT FLOOR, AND WILL HAVE TO REACH IT ON THEIR OWN. HOWEVER, SEEING AS THIS IS THE TUTORIAL, AN EXCEPTION WILL BE MADE.
...WHICH, YOU ARE ALONE IN THIS DUNGEON, ANYWAYS, BUT REGARDLESS.

Triton Bubble’s Team moves on to the next floor!

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Maniacal Hideaway, F1

@Brash Buster :

Moved.

@Soren :

Sharcrop uses Earth Shot on Aqua Metall!

---

Wintry Forefront, F1

@Shattered Vanguard :

Diamond picks up the Blind Seed!

SEEDS ARE ITEMS MEANT TO BE THROWN AT ENEMIES. ALL ITEMS CAN BE THROWN IN CARDINAL DIRECTIONS, CAUSING A VARIETY OF EFFECTS TO THE FIRST ROBOT IN THAT DIRECTION. THIS CAN BE USED TO EITHER DAMAGE ENEMIES, OR HEAL ALLIES THAT ARE NOT ON YOUR TEAM IN A PINCH.

NEW ITEM DATA!


Blind Seed
Core: Laser
Effect: An item to be thrown. Causes Blindness to the consumer.

NEW STATUS DATA!

Blind
Effect: For 3 turns, causes the inflicted robot to be incapable of landing attacks, picking up items, or moving past allies. Shadow Cores cannot be Blinded.

Spade picks up the Swift Core!

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*While Triton Bubble’s team is already named, all teams are technically unofficial at the time. So, it won’t be until after the Tutorial is cleared that Team Names will be used. (Which leads to another point: After clearing the Tutorial, Team Names will become MANDATORY. So, be sure to have one in mind by time the Tutorial comes to close.

Wintry Forefront, F1

@Shattered Vanguard :

Moved.

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Richly Courtyard, F1

@RotomSlashBlast :

Mondegreen uses Swift Shot on Suzy G!
HA! IT SEEMS THAT YOU FAILED TO ACCOUNT FOR SOMETHING YOURSELF, THIEF...
THE FACT THAT I AM TANKY AS !

Neutral Expert boosts the power of Enayrk’s attack!
Enayrk uses Basic Attack on Suzy G!
...IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM BELOW HALF MY HEALTH.
Hey, man. You dug your own grave.

...IT WOULD APPEAR THAT USER “TheHighTower” HAS MISSED OUT ON POSTING THEIR TURN FOR THIS ROUND. IN THIS CASE, THEIR TURN SHALL BE AUTOMATED.

Automated Turn

Tepid Man moves up 2 spaces. Bootleg Fire Man moves 1 space up and 1 space left.

Water Expert boosts the power of Tepid Man’s attack!
Tepid Man uses Water Shot on Metall Classic!
Flame Expert boosts the power of Bootleg Fire Man’s attack!
Bootleg Fire Man uses Flame Shot on Metall Classic!1 Damage dealt!
1 Damage to Tepid Man!
1 Damage to Bootleg Fire Man!

Gentle Countryside, F1

@Worship :

...Initially, it wouldn’t be possible due to the Shot attacks’ range...

...But, hey, if the Shots are going to be buffed in MMRPG, why not do the same for RMMD? For now on, all Shot weapons shall have a range of 4 instead of 2.

Water Expert boosts the power of Triton Bubble’s attack!
Triton Bubble uses Water Shot on Roll!
...Hm. Actually, let’s also make it a Multi-Hit attack. Because honestly, the damage output on its own is just sad at this rate.

Aqua Fishtot picks up the (AU) ATK +2!

ABILITY UPGRADES, OR AU FOR SHORT, CONTAINS DATA THAT CAN TEACH ABILITIES TO ROBOTS, SHOULD THEY MEET THE RIGHT CRITERIA. IN THIS CASE, THE ABILITY IS ABILITY “ATK +2”, SO IT IS CAPABLE OF BEING TAUGHT TO ANY ROBOT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE TERM ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

I BELIEVE IT IS ABOUT THAT TIME TO MENTION THIS: AT THE END OF EVERY 3 ENEMY TURNS, A NEW ENEMY IS SPAWNED ONTO THE MAP, FOR THE SAKE OF A PERSISTENT CHALLENGE.

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Maniacal Hideaway, F1

@Soren :

Unfortunately, you have to stop on the item’s space to pick up the item.

Sharcrop uses Earth Shot on Aqua Metall!
Soren X picks up the Neutral Core!

HOLDING A CORE WILL GRANT THE USER THE BENEFITS ONE WOULD HAVE WITH A SUBCORE; THAT BEING, THE ABILITY TO USE BUSTER AND T1 WEAPONS OF THAT CORE TY-
Now, hold on a second. I just realized something rather... silly of this mechanic.
...SUBJECT “Ninja Phantom”. I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU WERE BUSY WITH-
Yeah, yeah, let’s try and hold off on the cross-roleplay references in this run of RMMD, alright?
Now, then... A problem with the original mechanic is that players have such limited Weapon space. And if they do learn moves with the cores, what’ll happen when they drop said core? They lose all those weapons? And what would happen if they had to replace weapons with those which are merely temporary?
It’s ridiculous and requires change. And as a Pseudoreaper, change it I will.

From now on, Cores will grant 3 extra Weapon Slots... However, those slots shall be reserved for ANY weapon matching that Core Type. Meaning that, technically speaking, the extra weapon slots are technically those of the Core, rather than the holder.
Additionally, ALL Cores will start with the first slot already being filled by the Shot weapon of its core type.
Now if you excuse me, I have other business to attend to...

@Brash Buster :

IN REGARDS TO USING SHADOW SLIDE MERELY FOR EXTRA MOVEMENT... I SHALL ALLOW THIS. HOWEVER, DO NOTE THAT YOU ARE STILL CONSUMING WEAPON ENERGY USING THIS TACTIC, SO PERHAPS IT’D BE WISE TO USE IT WITH CAUTION.
1 Damage to Sharcrop!

Richly Courtyard, F1

MUGSHOT “SuzyG.png” UPLOADED SUCCESSFULLY.

@TheHighTower :

Moved.

@RotomSlashBlast :

OH. I’M SORRY, WERE YOU WANTING THIS ITEM? GEE, I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS YOURS, DESPITE IT NOT HAVING A NAME ON IT OR ANYTHING.
GEE. PERHAPS THIS PLACE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR HOME, TOO, CORRECT? NO?
JUST WHAT I THOUGHT. YOU BLOODY THIEVES.

Neutral Expert boosts the power of Enayrk’s attack!
Enayrk uses Basic Attack on Suzy G!
Mondegreen uses Basic Attack on Suzy G!1 Damage dealt!

...HEY! METALL! WAKE UP!

Huzzawha? You need something, G?
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THIEVES IN HERE! HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THEM!
...I’m pretty sure that the items around here are free to take-
FREE TO TAKE, MY NON-EXISTENT BEHIND! NOW, COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME OUT!
Dude, calm down. Besides, you know that I can’t-
...Huh. Hate to alarm you, G, but I think we’ve got some more people over here.
SERIOUSLY!? MORE THIEVES!? *SIGH* JUST DEAL WITH THEM. I’LL TAKE CARE OF THESE TWO OVER HERE.
Alright, alright... Just give me a moment to psyche myself up here.