Mighty goes to Little Papa Beta's Pizza Hut Something Imporium Thing and orders a spaghetti calzone.

Now I'm curious. Who's my narrator voice?

Yes.

Huh, neat. Thanks for clearing that up.

Prontoman tries to assault the mysterious force/figure/thing.
NOW WHO DO YOU THINK Y-
People nearby can feel something metaphorical snapping inside Prontoman, who then continues in a monotone, possibly mind-controlled, Microsoft Sam voice:

That is a good idea, actually. I have more important tasks than trying to beat up a robot duck. Elsewhere, out of the focus of the events that are unfolding currently.

Prontoman walks out of the pizzeria at a... normal... average human speed?!

Suddenly, a badly wounded Prontoman grabs Reggae by the neck. This disables him from attacking Prontoman, whose other abilities also prevent Reggae from phasing through his hand or teleporting away. He then becomes a blur for a split second and fully repairs himself.

Do you really think I could be beaten by a... what the fork are you even supposed to be, some kind of weird duck?
You couldn't be more wrong.

Prontoman runs through the spacetime continuum to the heat death of the universe and pushes Reggae's head straight into all the nuclear explosions that are happening, holding him there until he evaporates.
Also, note that Reggae failed to censor Prontoman's almost-swear.

@Beta Shadow : kthx
also seconds aren't an unit of speed

@TheHighTower : The light does nothing since Prontoman is, in fact, not dead. Yet.

Prontoman is only damaged by the explosions, and while that was a lot of damage, the Swift type particles actually healed him. He then grabs Tachyon Man more firmly and begins doing Magna Stride donuts while keeping his face buried in the Force Beam exhaust. This all happens in literally no time at all, but the donut attack continues for a good minute or until Tachyon Man breaks free.

ooc: what type exactly is the particle attack

While still conscious, Prontoman somehow fully repairs his head and proceeds to ram Tachyon Man with a Magna Stride within 10^-100 000 000 seconds, then driving him head first into the Force Beam trail left behind.

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Magna Stride: Prontoman's signature move. The user dashes into the enemy at c^8c^c, c being the speed of light, for massive damage as well as 100% crit chance and accuracy, while also leaving a Force Beam trail that dissipates after a few seconds. This move always goes first and treats type immunities and affinities as resistances.

The killshot particle hit just the right spot...
to help Prontoman with his itch.

Now when did I ever imply I don't have any power?
Since you seem to really want to get your arse handed to you in more than one way, I'll be happy to humor you.

Prontoman phases through the floor and picks up the entire facility by the foundations with one arm. He then speeds off to the nearest black hole, which takes him less than a picosecond, and throws the entire thing into it.

Better? I probably am in some fields, but I definitely couldn't break my body up into particles like that.
No, the reason I'm here is to dispute your claim that you're the fastest robot ever built.
Prontoman effortlessly grabs a portion of the particles and smashes them into the floor, forcing Tachyon Man to restructure into a me_irl.
And what better way to do so than with a race? No teleportation, no spacetime manipulation, no fighting, nothing but pure speed. Also, if you win against me, you'll get the title of fastest entity in the Omniverse, as well as the responsibility of protecting it.
You go ahead and pick the route.

Suddenly, a figure emerges from the shadows behind Tachyon Man, wherever he may be.
Well, it seems I owe you an apology. I was, in fact, late.
...But don't get cocky. I was delayed because those slower beings at McWily's kept getting my order wrong.
Now, shall we settle this once and for all?

Mighty shakes his head while doing the :pensive: face, then warps out.

No, I'm just here to call you out for being disgusting hypocrites.
You want to exile everyone who's popular, and yet this ordeal has made you the most popular people on the planet.
Does that mean you're planning on exiling yourself?
...Thought as much. The people of the Earth aren't all stupid, so they've probably realized the same thing by now.
Your rule won't last long, trust me.
Mighty doesn't move an inch.

Mighty leaves his epic Minecraft house.

A few minutes later, he's nonchalantly knocking on Surge Man's barrier as if it were a front door.
Hello, do you have a moment to talk about the futility of your actions?

Mighty is... not sure what to do now, so he teleports to his epic Minecraft house in the Realm between Dimensions to take a break.

Mighty is casually sipping tea in the corner, clearly frightened.

Mighty rams into the base, blowing half of it up.
Right after that, a flurry of pre-aimed PK Eggs hits all the MKII cloning machines, disabling them.

(to Worship) I haven't prepared a witty comment, sorry. Die.

The BFG buster things detach from Mighty's arms, then fire two Force Tazers at Worship.
Mighty decks Worship in the face!

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Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000

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Force Tazer: A beam that does continous damage to the target, as well as paralyzing it.

No clue. I should probably speed up a bit, though.

Mighty begins using the Force Beams to propel himself at the same speed at Defteros, effectively becoming a meteor of pure destruction.

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Mighty | HP 50 000 000/50 000 000 | Level Yes | Attack 9 999 999 | Defense 11 235 813 | Speed 10 000 000