MORONICULE IS TOO STUPID FOR MIND TO WORK ON THEM ALSO WHY DID THAT CINAMON ROLL JUST TURN INTO GIYGAS WHICH TURNED INTO ENDOPLUSH WHICH TURNED INTO A BUNCH OF SQUARES THAT MAKE A CIRCLE OH MY GOD MY MIND IS IN SO MANY PIECES RIGHT NOW PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

fak u u cant us ma own shit agansd meh

i dont speek linkaneese now ima tel u ma plan 2 beet u
stp on i tur down da voyum
stp too u cant do shit bruh

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TRANSLATI-

no qit tryna transl8 ma text for da ⑥s

Dude, I HAVE to do this, otherwise not everyone's gonna understand what you're saying.

den is der own falt 4 not lernin 2 REED

Well screw you, I'm STILL gonna translate it wheter you like it or not.

in dat caes u git 2 ekusuperiensu ma singatur moof minfuk

And what's THAT supposed to- OH GOD WHY WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON MY BRAIN IS PRACTICALLY MELTING AAAAAHHHH *SCREAMING*

yeh daz wut u git betch

*SCREAMING 1 PERCENT MORE LOUDLY THAN BEFORE*

OOC: Yes, I know this isn't ACTUALLY how noise works in the Star Force universe. Moronicule doesn't, however.

i no wat a nose is ya ⑥ allsow i got telekineticis so fak u

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TRANSLATION:

I KNOW what a noise is, ya ⑥! Also, I got telekinesis, so fuck you!

o hey a meter! bet i can maek it expamalode supa fas!

Moronicule levitates up into space to make Meteor G explode somehow!

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Meanwhile, in the Translation Sub-Universe...

Oh hey, a meteor! I bet I can blow it into a million pieces with my BRAIN POWER!

Meanwhile, with Moronicule...

aight witj on o yal gun b ma frst vctm
i wana kil arkoos soon so u beter mak it qwik

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Meanwhile, in the Translastion Sub-Universe...

Aight, which one of y'all are gonna be my first victim?
I wanna kill Arceus soon, so you'd better make it quick!

@TheHighTower : We're talking about a multiverse with people who can split the tomline with a strong-enough attack, a wishing machine that used to break the universe after a certain amount of wishes, and much, MUCH more absurd stuff. I'm pretty sure being able to detect Z-Waves would be pretty common in this roleplay.

@Beta Devil :

Find your location, you say? I have a TON of mechas that know how to do that, but I feel like using THESE particular ones!

Collateral Aeon summons a Telly, a Batton, a [Flea,]{impaact} and three Drill Moles!

OH GOD WHY AM I THREE PEOPLE AT ONCE HALP
IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT TOO WHY CAN'T THEY JUST MAKE US ONE PERSON PER LIFE FORM LIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WHY DO THEY HAVE TO STICK US IN THIS FRESH HECC
WELL SOMETIMES THERE ARE PERKS TO IT LIKE HOW IF ONE ME DIES THE OTHERS GET TO LIVE BUT ITS NOT WORTH IT WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO DAMN COMPLEX HALP
Calm the hell down, you morons. We're supposed to be searching for Beta Devil, not excuses to beat each other up.

The summoned mechas go into the wormhole and start searching for Beta Devil!

Team Aeon somehow dodges the attack!

Collateral Aeon comes out of nowhere and forcibly rips the wormhole back open just as it's about to finish sealing!
You're not going anywhere, motherer!

Suddenly, Collateral Aeon comes out of an Ultra Wormhole!

There's negative time to explain. All you need to know is that you had better get in the Ultra Wormhole, or shit WILL hit the fan.

Collateral Aeon suddenly pulls Aeon into the Ultra Wormhole!

Suddenly, a huge wave of Zergs rushes down Full Release Devil!

Welp, guess the whole "prevent Full Release Devil from coming back" plan didn't work. Let's try Plan B; HIT HIM WITH DANK MEMES!

SERIOUSLY. QUIT CALLING IT A FAKE WALL, IT'S AN ULTRA WORMHOLE.
Though, I'll TRY to get Legacy Aeon into this universe somehow. Maybe there's a "Portal" button on my Mecha Summoning Program...

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Meanwhile, from a DIFFERENT Ultra Wormhole...

AFTR 2 OR SO YERS I M FINLY 3!!!!
IT TOM 2 CRONKER ERF!!!!!1!!!1!ONE!!!



(Image is based on the title screen of this game)

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Meanwhile, in the Translastion Sub-Universe...

After 2 or so years, I am finally free!
IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!

Actually, it's not as bad as you'd think, Starforce gives you boosts to power in ways you never would have imagined. As for Ultra Wormholes, they're basically portals to another dimension or whatev-

Suddenly, a Space Rogue Star hits Collateral Aeon in the head, causing him to absorb it! (Weird, it's not even that time of year yet...)

...Well, that happened.

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Collateral Aeon | Level 20 | Health: 2500/2500 | ATK: 12230 ((250 + 973) * 10) | DEF: 11470 ((150 + 897) * 10) | SPE: 12690 ((150 + 1019) * 10)

What, you mean that Ultra Wormhole? Yeah, apparently, I've been drifting through Ultra Space for about a year or two, it's hard to keep track anymore.
Though, it DID give me the opportunity to get ALL THE FIELD AND FUSION STARS. ALL OF THEM.
As for me, I call myself Collateral Aeon. Basically, I'm gathering Starforce so that I can hopefully gain enough strength to take down a multiverse-travelling assassin. Or something like that, I forgot the details of what Skull Reaper actually does nowadays, though it probably has something to do with killing people.

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Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | Level 20 | Health: 2500/2500 | ATK: 11230 ((250 + 873) * 10) | DEF: [10470 (250 + 797) * 10) | SPE: 11690 ((250 + 919) * 10)

(Note: Since Collateral Aeon has one of every field and fusion star, his stats are ten times more what they'd normally be.)

Aeon's catnip wore off!

Aight, nobody better harass me or I'm gonna shove like 15 hundred bullets down your metaphorical throat.

Automating Fractal Requiem's turn again.

By the way, there should REALLY be a Weather/Status Database.

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Mondegreen moves one space right and three up, and attacks Peng 1 with Crystal Buster!

Imma automate Fractal Requiem again.

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I say let Peng join.

   ...WAS THAT CORRUPTED TENTACLE!? Also, I KNEW I shoulda 4th-wall-proofed that message!
   Welp, guess I'm coming up with ANOTHER plan, one that DOESN'T involve a Mega Pidgeot, a Dugtrio, a Lanturn, a Scrafty, a Shedinja, OR a super-special Unown.
   ...You know, it's interesting that most of the 'mons I mentioned just now are from the Game Boy/Game Boy Color era.
   Ugh, why'd I have to leave Shark Man behind!? I swear, if I don't obtain someone faster than Fake MKII soon, I'm going to tear the Cockroach Twins two new ventilation shafts!
   Anyway. Guys. Stairs. NOW.

Team Fractal Requiem does LITERALLY all they can to get as close to the stairs as possible!

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Mondegreen moves four spaces down!
Enayrk moves one space down and, if in range, uses Adhesive Shot on Spine!

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Meanwhile, with Shark Man and Watcher...

   Ugh, there's nothing to do around here. It's like we're SUPPOSED to just swim in place whenever the leader is in a dungeon!
   I know, right? It's like we're supposed to sit here and do nothing.
   Plus, it's not like we can EXPLORE DUNGEONS without the guy.
   Er, hold on, did you say something about dungeons?
   Yeah, I said we can't explore dungeons without our leader.
   ...Although, to be fair, I never checked whether or not that was actually POSSIBLE. Maybe it WAS possible all along and we didn't stop to think about it?
   I think it SHOULD be possible. I mean, I haven't seen anything that dictates otherwise.
   Still, I'm gonna look into whether or not that's legal before we ACTUALLY try it. After all, I don't want to attempt to go on a mission only to hear that whole (mocking Fake Man) "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS. NOW PAY YOUR FINE OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!" speech from the boys in whatever costume color they bought from Rush.