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Listen. Above all else, I'm doin' this for 3 reasons.
1. I can't have nuisances like this apparent prick getting in my way. The world'll be mine to oppress and mine alone.
2. Because mass murders have been reported at several KFC stations, and I will NOT let that go unabated.
And three... there's something... dark... about that Prototype guy. Something that I don't like.

You don't mean... Murderous Intent?
Sort of, but not necessarily. I mean it feels similar to a special something from a special someone.
And I'm not gonna sugarcoat the situation. If this... feeling... grows enough... It is very possible he'll flip a switch again and end up trying to kill an innocent... or maybe even one of his little friends.
And... you care if this happens?
Like I said. I can't have nuisances getting in the way of my plans. I wouldn--
...I wouldn't care if otherwise.
Why... are we leaving?
You followed me. I'm leaving to stop a bad situation getting worse from my presence. 'sides, I don't think a 'get well soon' card from me'll of all people will do any good.
For now, though, I have a hunch on something that could give us a little insight on this 'Vaati' situation.
And how do you plan on getting information?
I know for certain there's a certain someone who certainly has satellites monitoring the globe along with the rest of space...
...The only problem is that he's the most pompous, pretentious, perilously peremptory ponce there is!
(He talks in alliteration whenever he hits an extremely specific level of anger.)
Of course, whether he'll ACTUALLY comply to help is a completely different demon than his personality. Anybody who has been keeping up with Part II probably already knows who I'm talking about...
Holy... what the hell happened to that yellow star-looking planet!?
And it seems he's been knocked down again! Will this by another victory for DX?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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You underestimate me and my power!
My flame is not one that will falter at the sight of any challenge! It will burn until the end of time itself!
I have been taught that the same as letting your guard down is the same as suffering a dishonorable death!
I never let my guard down! Not until my opponent is dead!
...Heheh. Hehahahahahahah!
What!?
Y-you... what did you do to me!?
It's a target; Now I know where to aim all my punches.
So... what now?
Ugh... Well... this place is better than nothing.
Eh. Anywhere's fine with me.
...Huh. That giant W... I feel like I've seen it before... but where?
Aaah.. ah... ACHOO!...
*ROAR* (Bless you.)
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* (They say sneezing is a sign of you being mentioned.)
Eh, whatever! That only happens in anime! Ain't that right, WaluWEEBgi?
Waluigi'll have you know it's called being a man of culture!
Yeah, okay.
(I could be in any city on the globe! How am I supposed to know where to... go....)
(...Is that building a giant bathtub?)
...Yeah.
...Do you have any idea where you're going?
...I probably should've asked sooner.... How you use those apples the same way you did earlier?
NO I CAN'T! HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T DROP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
. . .
You are going to say that I win and that I deserve to know how to get out of hereeeeeeeeee...
*dangerously bright lightbulb*
(Alright... now... how in the heck am I gonna go about this...?)