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Shut up. You tried to take over the world, and now you're begging for mercy?
What, would all the people you planned on killing be spared if they just BEGGED for it? Would you stop destroying their homes if they had just ASKED? No? Then shut the hell up, you hypocrite.
I HATE IT when villains like you beg for mercy when they KNOW they've lost. I HATE people who think they're above the consequences of their own damn actions.
People like you are complete SCUM. People like you DESERVE to die.
Eh, don't worry. The Omniverse is fine. It's just...
...Well. This universe- known as Chaos Zone- is rather... unique. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out along the way... maybe.
...Well, off we go!
...I mean, I suppose I could contact Rika* about this, but I'm not sure how the Brash Crew's DOS gang* is going to react to there being two of all the DOS robots in this univer-
...Huh. Seems we have company.
...Hang on... Is that...?
...Yeah, I don't think "Beta Shadow" is the Beta you're referring to.
...I DO happen to know Beta Man and where he is... But I can't promise it'd be the Beta Man you're looking for. There's... quite a number of them roaming around this universe.
You see, here's the thing.
The only reason you guys are invading the planet is because some penguin* decided to invade the Earth over his "entertainment" being ruined... Like a spoiled child.
Bottom line: You lot have been- and simply are- nothing more than a waste of everyone's time, especially when there are even greater threats to worry about at the moment.
...So, I'm going to give you two choices: 1. Leave the Earth alone and have your leader get over it, or 2. go ahead and decommission YOURSELVES, because SOME of us have better things to do with their time than waste it on said leader's hissy fit.
Well, so are you, for thinking you'd get away so easily.
Hey, guys. Guess who's back from training and whatnot?
Well, since it's a new thread, I figured... Well, why not? If the others don't want to do it, they can just not do it, but it's a good way for those who are unfamiliar- like Joey- to become more familiar with who everyone is.
...Also, it's an excuse to use the titles that I never used due to not having stolen the idea from Brash until... I dunno, sometime after the 2k celebration*?
So THAT'S what the celebration* was for.
Yeah, let's refrain from doing any more parties for post milestones. (Who knew it would take so long to go through an N64 tournament*...)


Thanks, Sans.


Oh, I can drink them. Just as long as I do it...
...In Moderation.


Eh, don't worry about it.
(Wait, are we not telling him that-)
(...Fair enough, nevermind.)





...Huh. How peculiar... That strange gemstone I had disappeared...
Oh, well. Anyways, this must be that "Ultra Wormhole" the guy told me about...
Come on. Let's-
I don't think so, RUNT.
Sorry to disappoint, Worship... But I will NOT lose to these pathetic weaklings so easily, just because you unintentionally sent them a little help... Or was it intentional? It's not like you DIDN'T know they were fighting me.
Regardless, the only way they're getting this emerald...
...Is by PRYING IT FROM MY HANDS THEMSE-
...Tch. I would’ve gotten away with it if my partners weren’t so late...
...SO YOU HAD SOME ACCOMPLICES, HM? I SUPPOSE WE’LL TAKE YOU IN FOR QUESTIONING, THEN. AFTERWARDS, WE’LL HUNT THEM DOWN AND LOCK THEM UP.
AS FOR YOU TWO... EXCELLENT WORK. HERE’S YOUR REWARD FOR CATCHING THIS CROOK.
...Those other robots... Not a single one of them understand. There is far more to this place than it seems... There is a great history buried somewhere around here.
...If I could just find a way to uncover those secrets...
!?
...You... Did you follow me here?
...Well, I’m afraid that I’ll have to shoo you away. After all...
...The secrets of this place are MINE to discover.



STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOUR DAYS OF THIEVERY ARE DONE AND OVER WITH...
...YOU’RE COMING WITH US, GRAVITY MAN. AND ALL THE GRAVITY HOLD BATTLECHIPS YOU HAVE STOLEN ARE RETURNING TO REGGAE AT ONCE. (WHAT DO YOU EVEN NEED THEM FOR?)
Curses! I thought I’d get away with it this time...
...THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. HERE, AS A REWARD.
...THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR RECENTLY... AT LEAST NONE OF YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO CAUSE TROUBLE, RIGHT? ...RIGHT?
...WELL. THAT’S PECULIAR... AH, WELL. I’M SURE IT’S NOTHING.

... (Oh, hey, thanks. My team- especially its leader- has a bit of a speed problem, so any help we can get with that is appreciated.)
Hey, Heli! What’s the hold up?
... (I’m coming, I’m coming.)
...Say, thanks for the help with the delivery. I’d do it myself, if I actually enjoyed this job. Anyways, here...
...You know what? Screw this delivery job. I feel like I’d get a lot more out of life if I was an adventurer like you guys. Whadd’ya say about a new teammate? I promise I won’t disappoint.