Actually, I think Meta's Celebration thread is 3rd place at 553 comments (if i read it right).

/me crashes through the window

DANG IT DID I MISS IT HAPPY B-DAY aaaaaaaaaaaaand I missed it.......Time to get the glass out of my ribcage.

Ring Man takes the Ring Driller and pauses. That was actually a lot of information at once, and it piqued his interest.

Waitwait, so......so what you're saying is......okay, lemme back up for a second:
1.) Did this "Mikey" guy (I'm assuming he's the creator) make any other weapons of interest?
2.) Let's say, hypothetically, that I know where to find a Starforce. How would I be able to modify it so that the Ring Driller would accept it?
3.) What do you mean "the weapons" of the mansion are under its effect? Does that just mean that they could take advantage of its power like the Ring Driller, or is there a strong Starforce presence around here that's somehow turned the mansion into the nightmare it is right now?

Also, you got any idea where a guy can find an E-Tank around here?

Ring Man pockets the ruby before taking another good look at the contents of the box. There were some pretty interesting items here, including-wow, is that a Starforce? The powerful artificial gemstone developed by Marceau? Whether or not he could effectively use it, that was something he couldn't pass up. Ring Man picked it up and looked it over before carefully pocketing it as well.

If he could he would've taken all of them considering he had no idea what kind of currency was accepted up ahead, but he really didn't have the time or the space for that, so Ring Man closed the jewelry box and took off toward the Merchant again.

Arriving at the Merchant, he twirled the ruby's point on his finger, Still got that Ring Driller available? I can't really imagine who else would use it...except that Ender guy. Something about him rubs me the wrong way...

That was pretty ridiculous, even by this mansion's standards. Maybe I could avoid those if I went back down to grab one of those plastic badge things from Baudelaire....Well, right now, I'll think I'll enjoy the spoils of the battle.

Ring Man opens the jewelry box.

(if locked) Ring Man frowns. The guy tells me where the jewels are, but doesn't leave the box unlocked? Well, if you wanna play that way, let's see just how tough these jewels are.

Ring Man produces a long ring and slices the top off the box.

>Fight: Ring Man throws a Standard Ring into the face of the nerd.

Frozenith is another underrated Megaman remixer that I've come to like; here is his current Megaman playlist.

Wouldn't my defense have negated that?...

Ring Man innocuously enters the room and is met by an aggressive....trumpeter? As ridiculous as the concept may seem, The trumpeter's sound caused Ring Man to feel a powerful blow to his chest, blowing him backwards.

What the-.....Okay, fine. If that's really how you want to play this.

Ring Man produces a Standard Ring and expertly throws it at the mouthpiece of the trumpet/mouth of the trumpeter.

Are the Alts in stock completely randomized? If so, how often do they change? Also, are some alts (i.e Darkness alts) more rare to find in the shop than others, or is that already balanced by the price?

I am....completely lost. The only thing I heard was Ruby, so Imma just go over here.

Ring Man walks towards the Choir Director's door and opens it up...

I just told you what I'm looking fo-forget it.

Ring Man starts walking towards the Choir Director; if anyone can make sense of this floor, it's hopefully him. Then again, he himself didn't really seem to "make sense".

As he was walking, though, he caught a clearer glimpse of the Abandoned Doll he saw when he walked in, and had the strangest flashback.....ah, whatever. Ring Man walks up to the abandoned doll and looks it over...

(if nothing happens) Ring Man tosses the doll on the ground and addresses the Choir Director:
Uh, excuse me........Helloooo?.........Hey, budd-WHOA!

Ring Man ducks as the director's hand flails over his head. Ring Man gives a subtle growl and yells, HEY, GRAMPS! WHERE CAN I FIND THE STAIRS TO THE 5TH FLOOR!?

Ring Man walks over to the Cat Merchant.

Hello, there, sir! I heard through the grapevine that this is the place to be if I'm lookin' for a certain key? Would you happen to have stumbled across a Lake Key perchance that you'd be willing to part with?

Ring Man picks up the lawn mower and pockets it Animal Crossing style.

okay cool thanks, Hey, a little birdie told me that someone might be up here selling keys. You got any idea who that might be and where I can find them?

I could probably make you a ghost if you want-wait, hold up, did you say Red Object? Deal.

In one expert move, Ring Man swings a ring downwards and slices the cello down the middle.

The monster having been defeated, Ring Man puts his hands on his knees and takes a breather.

That thing was some kind of....parasite at the end. A disgusting creature that could barely be called "living", sure, but a parasite nonetheless.....I wonder who it latched onto-

Ring Man's processor skipped a beat.

Uh-oh............the file mentioned that Adrian vanished when "coming into contact" with the thing, could...............could that've been ADRIAN?? Ohhhh, boy; let's hope it wasn't.

Ring Man leaned back and stretched.

I wonder if they have any tanks on Floor 4. Food's great and all, but my circuits need a jolt. Although food actually doesn't sound bad at this point, so long as I'm not eating, like, a panda claw or something.

Ring Man nonchalantly ambles up the stairs.

Ring Man slaps the shattered drill away. Let me show you how it's done.

Ring Man's right hand transforms into a drill made of incrementally smaller rings (like the spiked foot) as he grabs the core with his left.

For the record, I actually know how this feels.

>Fight: Ring Man fiercely drills the core until it's no more than just a ring, big enough to put his arm through.