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So this is-a-where Koopenstein, Bowser, and-a-so many others were plotting.
It-a-certainly has his.... aesthetic.
......
Traversing around this maze of a base would be a waste of the little time it takes. Directly upwards is the main lab. That is where Koopenstein AND a certain counterpart would come up with their plans.
Ol' Metalhead for ya. He was-a-never one to beat around the bush... I guess some things-a-really do never change.
(If you're done being nostalgic, then I'll give you two a boost up. I'll investigate around here... I have a hunch there's more around here than we may think.)
Sure, but-a-watch yourself. We can't be too-a-careful that there aren't any traps here, even if-a-not made by Somatic.
Koopenstein-a-clearly had plans... but all of the sudden, it was-a-like he and any trace of him vanished off-a-the Earth. That's-a-very unlike him... what if he's-a-taken more time to plot something extra dangerous?
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...That just-a-means one point extra to the butt-kicking tally. We've-a-beat him before, and we'll do it again if we-a-have to! That's-a-the way it is!
...Is that-a-supposed to happen!?
Woo!!
And that's how it's done!
There are a million and more things I want to say to you, Joe. But I'll keep things simple for now...
Well done on taking Alastor down. I remember when you used that thing against me.
Heheh.
Give yourself a bit more credit, old man. If you didn't pave the way for me first, I might not have gotten the job done at all!
Very well. Then I guess you'll have to settle for this occasion being a team effort.
Now, then.... come with me. I believe we have a lot of catching up to do.
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See? What'd I tell you?
Shut up.
Maybe you were on to something. I overreacted when the crisis didn't call for it and was on the verge of robbing the two of this moment... Perhaps I shouldn't be so quick to interfere in any crisis.
Yeah. You gotta learn to relax, man. Not everything is going to threat space and time. Certainly not Alastor.
In retrospect, that's obvious. But you know just as well as I do that this universe is called the "Chaos Zone" for a reason.
I'll tear you to shreds another time, imposter. But there are more important things that need attending to.
Save-a-the spiel for another time, Tin Man. You still haven't clued us in on-a-what happened to Koopenstein.
Hmph! (Well? what's he planning, then?)
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Not even I know his exact location... I was created with the ability to map and track his location at all times... somehow, he must be able to mask his signal to the point where I am unable find him.
Then how are we-a--
That having been said... I still have access to his original hideout's location.
....
If you fools are that persistent in getting your closure with Koopenstein, then I shall lead you.... I also have grievances with my creator.
Think he's for real?
Probably. I wouldn't-a-put it past him to lie... but he seems-a-serious enough about what he says.
Hnnnnngh! (We can hear him out, but nothing more! He's already tricked one of us before.)
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Joe... Surely if you were hiding a secret weapon like this, it would've been useful before... why the hell are you only using it now!?
Both times, I wasn't in such a good place in the ol' gnoggin.

But I've learned that none of those things matter in the slightest... not when you have the will to fight.
URGH!! Gag me with a spoon! You'll still lose!!
ULTRA ALASTOR STINGER RAI
Mach-Mach-Mach Speed.
Urk!!
I can use VFX abilities for however long I want in this state... It's Joever, Alastor.
DOUBLE.... DESPERADOOOOO!!!
AGGGGGHHH!!!
Nnn...!!! This isn't over, Joe! It never will be! I'll come back stronger than ever, and you'll--
And I'll be ready like I used to. You won't be getting the drop on me again... not if you ever bother coming back.
I tried to be the bigger man metaphorically... but you just won't listen, so I'll do it literally.
Cute. But being bigger doesn't make you better or stronger... even a monkey brain like you should know that.
That's true... though I think you'll find that I'm all three of those things right now.
Mach Speed!
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Red Hot Kick!
Joe!
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I was able to mitigate the Black Film with the power of the Oscar, but it'll take time for it to fully erode. Don't worry about looking cool and reverse his mutated state! If he can build up enough Dou from this, it'll be useless!
(It's true... I don't feel his power dropping anymore. He might actually grow stronger from this!)
D-don't think.. it'll be... that easy!
Heh.... there's no end to the surprises... not with either of you. And you know? As much as it bothers me to be proven wrong so many times, I'm kinda grateful for it.
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However... I have it on good authority that I still have more than enough power to snuff the both of your lights out. So unless you have any last-minute tricks...
Funny you mention.
HMPH!
Alastor isn't someone that Joe can beat with the Six Majin... what in the dickens is he thinking?
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Hah! This isn't your real ace in the hole. I know better than to underestimate you at this stage...
Still, I want to prove my definitive superiority over you. So pull out all the stops in your arsenal just as your old man did... I'll take you down nonetheless.
I didn't use this in either of our recent fights... but I'll admit, I don't think I could take you on without it.
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Wait... could he be doing what I think he's doing!?
Alriiight~! Six Machine! Six Majin! You ready for this?!
TOUH!
...Sorry to keep you waiting, Alastor! Introducing... the Six x Six Majin!
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...Very interesting.
What.... WHAT!?
J-Joe...!! You're....!?
...What in the fresh hell are you doing here!? Have you lost your damn mind!?
It's okay, pops. You don't have to worry about me. I know full well what I'm doing, but... I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't do this.
...son...
I'm surprised you're able to live with yourself at all... coming to fight when you've lost so many times. A total embarrassment.
And here I thought even a crappy guy like you had the guts to understand. I'd say you're the embarrassing one here.
Grh... it seems like I hit you with one too many hits to the head. You've grown delusionaal.
Dang... you really are rubbing off on me, huh?
That's it! You should've laid low, because this time you'll STAY dead!
JOE!!
Dammit, not again!
Hollup... let him cook.
Let him--!! Are you crazy!? We already let Joe "cook" against Alastor! Twice! And he's even more outclassed now than he was either of these times! As it stands, it's like asking for him to get killed for real!
We've already seen enough disaster happen on and on. I won't turn a blind eye to it no more. You got tha--
Will!!
...Will. I agree that the situation here is dire... but this matter is more personal to Joe and Jet than it is to you or me... and I think to butt in right here would be depriving the both of them of their own closure.
This excuse sounds real familiar...
I ain't sayin "let 'em die". If something happens, you can turn back the clock easily. Your "New Rewind Time" is more than powerful enough to stop any trickey.
.....
...So be it. I'm not keen on idling by, but I'll wait until there's a decisive outcome.
(He avoided Alastor's attack!)
(That... should be nothing short of impossible. He couldn't do anything without tapping into the same power as me. I don't feel any Mach Speed, Slow, or Zoom. He's not tapping into the power of Dou or the technique of Sei.)
(What exactly changed between then and now... and could that change be the reason he's so confident!?)
I'm sorry, Master Oogway... at that time, I didn't understand what inner peace meant. I forsook your teachings, and flew into hatred. Totally not rad of me, dude.
But I'll make things right. I'll prove that neither you nor anyone was wrong to believe in me.
... (I can't even move... I've exhausted too much energy.)
(Blast it all... If only I wasn't so overly cautious...!!)
GG. But at the end of the day, this outcome was inevitable...
Give Joe my regards from the mortal realm.
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If you got something to say to me...
...Go ahead and say it yourself.
There's no reason in hiding it anymore, since you can't prevent it... you're getting weaker as well.
How can that be possible! I'm completely fine, aren't I!?
Alastor... when I said my goal would be to eradicate entirely... I wasn't talking about you.
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I see... so I'll lose these powers... eventually... that kinda pisses me off....
...Still, our positions aren't interchangeable. Not even close. With enough Dou, I can surpass this state all on my own, even without the Black Film!
On the flipside, we have you... you can't keep up with my true power without the Rainbow Oscars, and using VFX powers drains you even more. You can try your odds at using Sei again, but good luck. My analytical skills are unrivaled, and I've seen many who used that technique again.
So how exactly are you in any position to talk, here? As you are now, I have an overwhelming advantage. I've figured out and seen through everything you have at your disposal. You have nothing left... unless that's what you want me to think?
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...No, I can tell. You're at the end of your rope. Fun while it lasted, but from here on out, you're little more than a waste of oxygen.
Damn...!
...It...
(If only I could have used the full power of the Osars for longer... I could have been able to remove his regeneration and beat him!)
...

Well.. I suppose it was kinda fun beating the crud outta so many people... but now it's just boring. These little Ultra-Doo Hickies don't seem worth the hassle...
Why'd I even participate, anyway!? Everyone knows Tournament Arcs here are dumb. They either don't work out or don't happen. It's a lost cause from the start.
You know what? Screw this. I'm done with this stupid plot, and I'm done with these stupid plot rocks. I'm done!
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(What the heck...? Wh-where am I all of the sudden? What is this thing!? Am I... alive!?)
(...Okay. Keep calm. One thing at a time... this oxygen mask is keeping me breathing. And I feel... fine somehow... so there's no reason to flip out.)
(The last thing I know that for sure happened was that Alastor got the drop on me. Everything else is a blur.... I was talking with... someone... about... what happened...? Was that even real, or just a dream!?)
(Either way, I don't feel like staying like this for any longer. If Alastor's still out there I have to stop him.... oh, and Dante's probably worried too.)
I'm not sure if I can win. But there's one last thing left that I haven't tried... and a single trick in the book is all it takes to make a difference.... but this place looks familiar..
It makes sense now. Pops! And he's goin' toe to toe with Alastor too!! Awesome power...
...It seems like everyone from back then's only gotten waaaay stronger... while I was only able to get a little bit of training in with Master Oogway... compared to the two of them, I'm lagging behind like hell.
But there's no use dwelling on what I can't change. I'll just have to try and make things right. I still have these two fists of mine... and I'll do everything I can with 'em.
Remarkable, how long you've been able to hold that energy...
However, I can feel it in your strained movements. Your control over that power is slipping, getting weaker... like a flex held too long. Loathe as I admit it, you'll hit your limit any second now.
Ngh. You don't know a single thing about my limits...
Don't I? Just because I like a challenge doesn't mean I'm dumb.
Is that so... then in that case, I have a question for you.
Didn't you have purple text?
You mean 'don't you have purple text?'
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What... what the hell did you do?
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Well. These Gems are finally in safe hands... though, I'm surprised so many people went out of their way to try and obtain them.
This isn't the real end, is it? More and more people will come out looking for them. It'll be a while before this thing blows over...
.....? (So... what do we do?)
I think the answer's more than obvious... we'll take the fight to them. Just like we have since day one.
I don't want peace! I want Problems! Always!

I get it... I get what you're saying, but... even if I was to go back... what can I do? I've used up everything I had... and Alastor was so powerful that now, I might as well be a joke.
Not yet. You still have one more weapon at your disposal. I can't tell you if it'll be enough... but it's worth a try.
Hrgh!!
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...Not good enough!
(S-shoot!! Is he already stronger than me!?)
Hit back! I'm in this to fight a real opponent, not a punching bag!
Don't tell me I gave you too much cred--
Mach Speed.
WOAH!
Haaaaaaaah!
The only way to get rid of you for sure is to obliterate you entirely. With the time limit imposed on the Rainbow Oscars, I can't afford to waste another second.
I'll destroy you here and now, even if I have to wager my life on it.
Time limit... I see why you were reluctant to back up Black's odds of winning.
Up 'till now, he's been playing it safe, only revealing more and more cards in his hand when absolutely necessary. But he can't beat Alastor unless he goes all out.
I see. So he's takin' a gamble... either he wins and erases Alastor entirely, or loses and gets bodied.
That's the idea.
That... and I had a bad feeling about this. My gut says this won't end all that well... but there's only one way we'll know.
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So he just kept on growing bigger and bigger no matter how many attacks we launched at him! That what when I decided to call over the Six Majin and show that big oaf what for!
I'm sure that made for an epic battle. As have many other of your adventures.
You could say that. A lot of adventures, a lot of foes, a pretty groovy life. It's been fun. Mostly. Kinda.
I'm amazed. You've grown quite powerful. It's impressive.
Yeah, well I'd beg to differ there. I was pretty helpless against guys like the Koopalings, Knack, Shake King, and even Alastor... learning martial arts stuff better gave me an edge, but I still couldn't pull through in the end.
Don't put yourself down... you've done the best you can. I'm proud of you. As I'm sure your father likely is as well...
Oh yeah. I kinda forgot about the old man... I wonder what's going on with him. Kind of a relief knowing he's still kicking as we speak...
If only I could feel the same way about you.
Hmmm?
I don't take pleasure in seeing my own son satisfied at his life being cut short. You should be far more concerned about what's happening in the mortal realm without you. Think of Jet.
Fair point... but it is what it is, right? Alastor was too strong for me. Maybe if I coulda gotten stronger I I could've stood up to him. But I didn't. Like you said, I did everything I could.
Besides... he's still got Jasmine out there. And Dante can still kick Alastor's ass for me in the name of vengeance.... they got no need for me out there. Everything's fine in the end.
You're wrong.
H-huh!? What was that for!?
Look into my eyes, Joe... There is no greater despair a parent can suffer than the feeling of outliving their own child. Your father may act the part of someone strong, but I can guarantee you that the face of your own corpse will haunt him forever. Your battle is far from over.
I don't like what happened either, but what am I supposed to do!? I tried everything I could think of to beat Alastor! None of it worked! I failed Dante, I failed Master Oogway, and I failed everyone else who believed in me!
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...Speaking of Oogway, I believe he gave you some very powerful words on this very subject...
It's true things are simply the way they are... but that doesn't mean we lack a say in our own destiny.
You didn't fall because you were meant to perish. You fell because you were meant to rise up again more powerful than ever. Above all else, you need the strength of will to cast all doubts aside head-on.
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Joe. Freely cast all your cares aside. Do that, and I think you'll see a brighter side... where all your sorrows start to shine.
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...I was wondering how you managed to avoid such a deadly technique. Now it makes obvious sense.
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...I take back my snark from before... I don't think I've ever fought anyone more worthy than you..
So come on! Give it everything you've got!
You asked for it.
Hrk...!!
Ngh!
Hmmm.
(He can anticipate all my defensive manuevers on the fly. Sei won't be as effective.)
Hrnn...!
I know you have more than this, Black...I want you to show me everything!
(I can feel him getting drastically stronger with every punch he throws... If I don't end this fast, I won't have a shot at winning at all.)
(.....It won't end that way. I'll stop this cretin before he can harm anyone else.... just like he did to you...
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You're wrong. This isn't the full extent of my VFX abilities... you'd do well to keep that in mind.
Hnnh. I can't even tell if you're bluffing, or if you're serious. But I guess there's only one way to find out which is which. I'm dying to know.
But you, on the other hand... you're just dying.
(He created a weapon from the place I slashed him... probably a side effect of using the Black Film's power....)
(Fine then.)
Hmph.
!!!
GRK... AAAHK!!! AAAAAAAGH!
You're finished.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA...!!!!
...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Incredible power... I may have a challenge on my hands after all.
However... you still fell for it... fool!
Sl-
THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!
Welp. If your boy knows what's good for him, he'll bust out those whatchamacallits that you seem so fond of hyping up. Although he's done a alright job of hanging in there without them.
....John.
Uh... Yeah? 'Sup?
I know you, along with Rambo and Segata went away a few months ago to train. What... exactly happened to the two of them?
Probably still well at the grind. They're determined to push back the limitations that's been keeping them from stopping any threat thus far...
Makes sense. And you're not with them why..?
....I think I've made enough progress. I just happened to find my own path to more power faster than they did.... it'll be a long time before I can get any notably stronger than I am now, so I figured I may as well get back to you.
Hah. Sounds to me like you're makin' excuses to slack off. Never figured you for a lazy guy, but at this rate, you'll be the weakest one out of us.
Are you sure about that? I think I'm plenty stronger than all three of you as I am now. Combined.
Plenty what?... Those are dangerous words, John. I hope you can back 'em up...
Whatever man, we're getting distracted. We still have to supervise what's happening. And by "supervise", I mean watch the entire thing unfold and provide generic exposition.
Sure. Delay the inevitable. After this is all said and done, I'll gladly pound some sense into--
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