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Oh? It seems like our little friend is back at it again. Still sour over our little "housewarming present"?*
...You know, I'm glad you decided to show up. We've grown tired of your constant interference... And to have your life ended HERE will be so fitting, don't you think?
Hm?
What's up?
There's something up with the energy that explosive fairy gives off. It's like, whatever it is... It was made specifically to counteract beings like US.
...Hm...
...Well, if such an energy existed, I'm sure that Beta guy would've told us about it. Frankly speaking... I'm not too worried.
...We will handle them. The rest of you, continue to spread chaos across this city... lest we allow their pathetic cops and militaries catch us by surprise.
...It's a shame, really. Just how unfair this battle is. So many of you, gathered together to combat us...
...And yet you're STILL outmatched.
Well, well... Look who all finally made it.
...There are quite a few familiar faces, aren't there? But I also see some fresher meat, as well... Your crew has grown quite some time since we've last saw you.
I'm fairly certain that they're unaware that we knew about them from watching that Weapons Archive fiasco.
Well, it's not like we were gonna give them any context clues. But, nevermind all that. What have you all been up to, I wonder...?
...Hmm. A few of you seem to be missing, though... Coulda sworn there were a few others we saw...
...Matter of fact, where is that ninja guy you were trying to repair? I was most looking forward to meeting him... To tell him that the moment you all left... WE tore his entire universe APART.
Not really gonna matter, does it? These warriors seem rather powerful without their full team... I might get a decent fight for once.
Hah! I suppose you're right... We'll just have to tell him when he gets back... Before we make THIS world suffer the same fate.
My, my. Look at you all... I can tell you're just getting angrier with every word that comes out of my mouth. Good. That'll make things a WHOLE lot more interesting.
I hope you all fight like your lives depend on it... Because believe me... They do.
...Urgh... So strong... Who even IS this freak!?
...Whatever he is, he's no Robot Master. ...All scanners indicate him as a human...
Human, schuman. What kind of human is able to FLY without any sort of detectible technology!?
...We... We can't lose here. Not with so many lives at stake.
Oh? NOW you choose to fight back? And whatever happened to those precious "Laws of Robotics", exactly?
...Those laws... They were made to protect humanity. So long as you threaten their lives... I think an exception can be made.
The laws say that we may not be able to harm humans... But it's clear to us that you are no mere human.
I don't care WHAT some little human law says. Only I get to be known as the strongest!
...You just don't get it, do you? NONE of you stand a chance against what I am. I am a demon... No. I am evil incarnate, harboring the body and power of an essential GOD. What makes you think you can defeat the likes of me?
We KNOW we will. Because we have hope on our side... And hope always wins in the end.
...Fine, then. Come forth, all three of you...
...I'm getting bored already. Let's stop beating around the bush and waste this pathetic universe already.
Aw, come on. Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the chaos?
I don't care about the chaos. Where are those strong challengers we were supposed to meet here? The ones we saw in the lab of that other universe's old man?*
Oh, relax... I'm sure they'll tune up soon enough.
...Mario Mario****, you-a need to learn to relax a little. You can't-a get worked up over two incidents... I mean, everything worked out in-a the end, right?
...Though... Maybe, one of those incidents would've been avoided if we were just there to-a begin with-
No, no. You can't just-a focus on what could've been. After all, as of right-a now... Everything is just fi
...Pathetic. What was-a that you said to-a that black hedgehog? About how "Martial Arts ain't-a really my thing"? That you prefer "stomping Koopas, throwing fireballs, that sort of-a thing"? Your shadow of a brother is spending his time perfecting his-a innate talent, while you let YOURS go to waste.
And-a look where that got-a you. You have failed the princess TWICE over. Judging from the-a Dark Mirror that flew by beforehand, it might as well be a THIRD. I'd-a mention the Kingdom, too, but let's face it: you only care about-a HER.
Face it: You're too much of a FAILURE to-a protect her. And you're-a too weak to even protect YOURSELF. The skills you have-a learned as a mere "Adventurer" are OBSOLETE. And if you keep relying on-a them... It's-a only going to lead to your demise.
You... You're not-a me.
You're right...
...I'm-a better.
...That move has the power to destroy your soul in an instant. Feel lucky in your last moments of consciousness, if you can, that I decided to hold back enough to let you live... Should someone find you before you succumb to your wounds, that is.
Goodbye... "Super" Mario.
Right. Let's go.
Sorry, but I just can't stick around to play. I've got places to be.
(Ugh, right, of course he wouldn't know! Why did I assume otherwise...?)
Right... Anyways, before my world came to an end, I just... Had a sudden feeling it was going to happen. Not sure why, but...
...I knew I couldn't stop it. I wasn't even sure I'd be able to save myself, let alone anyone else... So I ran. I ran away, not saying a word to anyone else... As fast as I could.
...And while it wasn't fast enough to completely escape its collapse... It was just enough for me to survive, somehow. And since then... I was no longer Sonic the Hedgehog, at least not in appearance.
...The name, "Ashura"... I don't know where I got it from, but that's the name I started to go by when I started to venture throughout the Void. Soon, I've gained an awareness for things I normally shouldn't be able to, and gained abilities not normally possible... My "Debug Mode" being one of them.
I even found these out and about in the Void. I'm not sure who they once belonged to, but they were helpful in keeping in-
...W-well, anyways, I never even found this Omniverse- "Mega Man RPG", was it?- until not too long after Part II began.
...And that's when I ran into Scourge.*
Mama mia... Just a few seconds off-a my previous record... Oh-a well. I'll just take a break and try again later.
...
...No. It's-a fine. Everything's fine, you shouldn't have to worry about...
...But-a between leaving to help with-a Regulus, and doing the same to help with-a Beta Diablo... Every time me and Luigi leave Peach and the Mushroom Kingdom alone, something always-a happens. Something arguably worse than-a usual. And even with Bowser already defeated, I'm-a not sure if...
...*Sigh*...
...I am never fighting someone from an 80's gag manga again.
Alright, my neck's fixed. Come on, you four, we're taking a vacation.
A vacation...? Where to?
Anywhere but this universe. I'll be SQUAWKED if we have it interrupted by some overpowered villain-of-the-week. Supremo still owes us big-time, so I'm gonna see if he can't take us somewhere for the next month.
You guys look after the place while we're gone, alright?
Take him yourselves. As of now, I am DONE with ANYTHING that has to do with Agony. The first time brought me a little humor, but this time it's brought me nothing but annoyances.
I'm gonna get a few Jazz Droids to protect the place instead; Synth should have taken Lucina somewhere much safer by now, so it's not like there's anything important to protect here anymore, anyways. I'm going to find something else to do that's more worth my time.
You got what you came here for. And unfortunately, NOTHING can be done to change the fate of every Agony Creature, Note included... Unless you WANT that demon to win.
Now if you excuse me, since I don't have any of my own, I'm going to try and see if I can't find any of the spare Jazz Droid Spawners.
...Why did my brother ever make that thing, anyways?
Well, it's not important... That is to say, he's not important. So, where do we go from here?
Your fancy arm cannon may fire bigger shots, but in both firing and flying, I've still got the speed advantage!
Fast or not, I'm able to keep up with Sonic; There's nothing you can do that's faster than I can rea-
You should learn to pay attention, fox boy!
Is this the best you've go-
And you think I'm the one not paying attention?
Laugh it up while you can, fox; You'll be ours for the taking before too long!
(...I will admit, however; He's certainly different from the kid I fought back then...)
Insolent pest...! Get down here and fight seriously!
Make me, you big bully!
(...That blue hedgehog... What is it about him that made this two-tailed rugrat so confident?)
(Grah... Focus, XV! Confident or not, he's still just a little brat!)
(And you will NOT lose to him AGAIN!)
I don't. I just don't want such LESSER VILLAINS to get what they want.
And if you don't like to fight, then perhaps it'd be better if you both stayed out of this, because there's no way you're going to be handling ANY of this without having to fight at least ONCE.
...Actually, if this is how things will go with you around, perhaps it'd be better if you and Chase were to be on standby until we need you to join with the rest of those Agony creatures when we seal that demon away.
Which, I already explained to you everything you need to know outside of the plan. And just so you're not out of the loop, the plan is to gather every Agony Creature into one space while a small group goes to find this "Heaven Jewel", beat up the demon, and then seal it away once it's weak enough.
...And if you're going to be there for THAT... Then I suggest you take this "time off" to train YOURSELF at the very least. Because if this is how things are going to go with Note around, then it's clear to me that she will be a liability.
Speaking of liabilities... Synth. In the back of the main hall is the main workstation; It is code locked right now. The passcode to enter is "1996". Inside is a blue-haired girl attached to a high-class life support machine.
Pay close attention, this is VERY important: You have to take her somewhere far away from here WITHOUT disconnecting her from the machine. Take her to Ninja Ghost's old retirement home in the Legacy universe if you must, I don't care.
This is the SECOND Agony attack that happened here, and Lucina will likely DIE if she is removed from that machine for two seconds; And if we're going to lose Cyber-Lucina, anyways, I don't want to have been keeping her safe for NOTHING.
On it.
...You know, I don't think I want to be in this party anymore if THIS is the kind of person that's hosting it.
GOOD. Because as of now, this party is CANCELLED. Everyone, go home.
Man, I was having a good time, too, up until that beaver attack...
ME TOO.
Hey, everybody! Party continues at my crib!
...Doesn't he live in the dumpster behind Beta's pizzeria?
...Not sure if I really wanna know what happened out here. But, more importantly...
...How do I look?
...
...Hmph.
Don't you "hmph" for
. A life could've been LOST thanks to you!
A life that would've been lost later on, anyways. Besides, I wasn't actually going to just let him kill her. I meant what I said when I said I would've torn his arms off.
I'm going to tell you something I learned the hard way when I did the exact same thing to someone else*: A villain's threat only holds as much value as you allow it to. The fact that you allowed it to happen at all means you're not ready to face ANYTHING in this world. Perhaps becoming one of Zalgo's pawns in the first place** is proof enough of this, too.
Problem is, we'll still need her in order to seal that demon away... And I have the strongest feeling you'll be quite adamant on being by her side.
So for that reason... You will need to find a way to become stronger. BOTH of you.
!!!
...
...
...Do it.
WHAT!? Are you insane!?
I am being completely serious.
IDIOT! You'll get her killed!
Normally, I wouldn't agree; But I've done enough hostage situations to know that this isn't how you handle the situation.
...I've noticed how you acted this entire time. All this talk about "destroying" and "finding"... And throwing axes everywhere just tells me that you plan on "destroying" everything here whether you find it or not.
You were going to kill Note REGARDLESS of what we do. You just wanted a leverage to get what you want before you kill us all.
UNFORTUNATELY, for one... I never once said I actually CARED about the girl's life.
Secondly, she was going to die anyways when the big bad boss of all Agony gets sealed away.
And if you don't like it, don't blame the writing; Blame the writer.
And finally, you're wasting your time. The Omni-King isn't here.
That's right; Don't think I didn't notice how you reacted when Chase mentioned him. But unfortunately for you, he's not here. And he's never GOING to be. NOR do we know where he is NOW.
...So, go ahead. Kill her. Or TRY to, anyways. Because the mere SECOND you start...
...You won't even have the arms to FINISH.
...Hmm, yeah, alright.
I used to be "Beta Shadow"; But I thought the "Shadow" part of the name over a bit, and I decided to... "rebrand" a bit. And since a few people I've met some time ago tend to call me "FEHta" for some reason, I decided that I would embrace it. So you may call me Fehta Shaman, if you would like.
I am a Summoner, though not the Summoner of this Askr.
And for the record... I wasn't asking.
Hey, I'm just helping myself to a few of your weapons inventory, just for keeps. You've got a lotta them, right? Ain't like you're gonna miss a small collection of them.
...'Course, I know what you're gonna say. Something about it being "Government property", and how it "doesn't belong to me", right?
You really want this basic stuff back?
Then here ya go!
Hey, you! Stop it with the mines, you mindless canine! It's only getting in the way of things!
A fine argument. Counterpoint: Maybe try DODGING them?
Why, you-!
Nice! That's one down!
...And one winged squirrel to go.
WooOAH!
Nowhere to run now, sweetie-pie!
(URGH! I can't tell if she's flirting with me for real, or just doing it to throw me off; But if it's the latter, it's working!)
You sorry, good-for-nuttin'... You'll BOTH pay for taking out the doctor, you little squirts!
Oh, don't you worry about it none, Bearenger. It's still 5 against 3!
It's not gonna matter how many of you there are! We're not gonna lose to you guys anytime soon!
Yeah, throw as many tricks as you'd like! We're saving our friends no matter what!
Oh, yeah? Let's see you prove it, then!
You ready?
Sure am.
Your barrier is WEAK, kid.
Then why the hell won't YOU protect the base?
Because I'm not a COWARD who plays defense.
Foolish contraption; Agony or not, you have incurred the wrath of the Kremling King, and now you shall suffer the consequences!
...When I heard about this party online, I figured, "hey, I'm not doing anything. Might as well have a little fun doing so."
...Well, at least now I have the chance to do something worthwhile.
...Ok, who leaked the party invitation?
Sure as hell wasn't me.
Wasn't me, either.
Well, I doubt it was Synth... Ah, whatever. Guess I don't have a right to complain about it right now.
Okay! Okay... Right, well...
...Ok. So... I won't get into any details on how I know this, but... I'm aware of you coming from another Omniverse, one that's been destroyed, and...
...Well, I'm not sure if you know this already, but it might interest you to know... I come from the same place.
...W-well, no. Not the exact same place, but... You know how Beta Shadow used to be part of the Nickelodeon Message Boards**, right?
Heeeeeeeey, buddies. I was just in the neighborhood when I noticed that you two were tresspassing in a friend of mine's humble abode. Sorry to say, but I'm gonna need you two to leave.
...Hey. Were you the one who leaked the invitation?
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
Excellent work, Rhythm. You’ve certainly gone above and beyond my expectations for the tournament.
Thanks, Doctor. Truth be told, I’m a little surprised by my victory, myself. There were so many incredible fighters, I calculated a small chance of victory...
...But, I saw it as no reason to give up. With the right strategy, there is no battle that cannot be won! And thanks to that, we have this chance to learn everything we can about the Ultra Gems.
Indeed... Though, after all you’ve been through, perhaps a break is in order. Why don’t you spend some time with Kalinka?
Sounds fine by me, Doctor. I won’t be too long!
...So, I had them train under me. And should they succeed... I plan to reward them by making it to where they'll never have to pretend to be enemies again, just to have a roof over their heads.
And if they lose?
Well, as much as that ex-fumigator would love to have his cat back... We'll have to find out if he's any tolerant of mice.
...We'll pick this conversation up in a moment.
Personally, I don't care if it's friendly or not; This thing's showing up uninvited...
And I do not care for party crashers.
Weren't these two also uninvited?
It was an expression, David. It means I'm going out there to beat the hell out of it.
I wonder if it's the same agony creature as before, or something else...
Well... It's not going to matter, in any case. I don't plan on losing to ANY of these Agony creeps. Bring it on!
(Dammit... There's no way I'm losing to some 1900s cartoon star!)
Forgetting someone, Dastardly?
Hard to remember someone who lived their entire life settling for nothing more than second fiddle to their own brother!
Fortunately for me, however... I HAVEN'T.
And that's another thing that puts me above you sorry excuses for "Gods"... I didn't spend my time training just ONE star pupil!
...
...Like, I don't get it, man; Why would THOSE two work for someone as rotten as Dastardly?
Yes, as a matter of fact; Aren't those two supposed to be enemies or something?
A common risconception. Rom and Rerry are actually rood friends. Rhey just pretend ro be enemies as ro not upset their owners.
...Still... Rhis roesn't explain rheir siding with evil.
...Hmph. Truth be told, they're not fighting for the sake of evil at all. I trained them to be WARRIORS, not evil.
And AS warriors, good and evil doesn't matter; Just who wins and who doesn't.


So, Agony is apparently the energy used by some cat demon who wants nothing but to make everyone suffer; Said demon's spirit cannot be destroyed, even by the Omni King, so they have to seal it away in some "Heaven's Jewel". But the demon was able to break free, and bring itself back with the energy known as Agony. The energy can apparently bring beings known as "Agony Creatures" to life; Whether they were inanimate objects, broken-down machines, manifestations of something in one's mind, or even those who were once dead. This power feeds on the suffering of others; The more negative feelings surround it, the stronger they become.
...Apparently, the only way to stop Agony for good is to seal the demon away with the Heaven's Jewel, once and for all. And to do so properly... They need all of the Agony creatures to be in one place. You guys do that, and it'll not only stop the demon... but the Agony as well.
...But once this is accomplished... Those Agony creatures won't be coming back. Not even those who can be considered as "good" will remain...
...All-in-all, for the greater good... Sacrifices WILL have to be made. No other way around it.
...Or, at least, from what I understand from Jazz's memories.
Kid, you're making a lotta assumptions if you think me and Jazz keep each other updated on anything. I'd bet he only recently learned about my little "evolution".
...But, what I can do is tap into his memory files to find out what he's learned.
And since when the fuck can you do that?
Well, everyone in the Jazz Armada is actually connected to the same VPN, even the droids. However, Jazz's, Missingno.'s, Techno's, and Orchestra's are all password-protected to keep each other out of their own personal files.
...But me and Jazz used to be one in the same a long time ago; Bit of a long story. I know him well enough that I can easily crack the password. From there, I'll browse through his memory files and see what I can find out. You'll have to give me a minute, though.
...So, you're that "Jazz but not Jazz" that Ninja Ghost made, right?
Correct. I was originally designed as a combat robot, very identical to Jazz; However, my personality was reworked into that of a service robot so that I could serve him during his retirement... Up until he stepped out of retirement to become a hero, that is.
I see... And what about me? Has he thought about making a new version of me when he made you?
...No, I don't believe he ever considered a new "Lydian" unit.
I see... So, he really did forget all about me back then.
Does this upset you?
...Hm...
...Nah. I don't need some other version of myself, anyway; All those boys and their "ghosts" and "alternate universe counterparts" are already too much to wrap my head around as is.
I see. Well, that is good to know.
...In any case, we are here.
...He wanted to give me some kind of big contraption?
Not quite. If what J-H has told me before is true, Jazz actually had plans for an upgrade of your own, similar to his own; A "Lydian +", if you will. He believed that it would help you better to keep up with the rest of what this world may challenge you with.
...And assuming J-H has properly finished its construction, this machine should be able to apply those very upgrades to you without him or any other mechanic having to be here. It's just a matter of you stepping into the machine, and I insert the blueprints.
...Hm...
Well, a new look couldn't hurt, right? Let's get to it.
...Hm... Hm hm hm...
...Ok. I think I can summarize...