Alright, ALRIGHT, what's going on here!?

Suddenly, in the area where most of the YTP people are, Trimarc appears out of nowhere!

(I'm on mobile)

Suddenly, Rotom arrives at the scene!

(Rotom:) Okay, now who gave me this flyer telling me to head to a pizzeria that may or may not have haunted animatronics?

Well, well, WELLY, look what we have here; someone trying to pass themself off as a Pseudoreaper. Do you even know what that IS, Hightower? Oh wait, you DON'T.

A Pseudoreaper is only called that if said character is used as a "representation" of their user in a sense, but isn't ACTUALLY a self avatar, kinda like Phantasm for me, and Dyna Man for Brash. Wriggle doesn't seem to be a representation of ANYTHING about you.

Either way, too lazy to detail the current turn between Trimarc and Yuuka, so I'm just gonna say that Aeon's still murdering hell fairies.

(Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8akLkR5tjcU )

Trimarc flipped a [Water Bottle]{water_none) at Yuuka! 143 Damage!
Yuuka fired a Flower Spread at Trimarc! 231 damage in total!

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Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,704/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410

Yuuka Kazami | Level: 98 Health: ???/??? (99%) | ATK: 2500 | DEF: 2180 | SPE: 1600

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Water Bottle Flip (Water/Neutral) The user flips a water bottle at the target, dealing damage.
Flower Spread: (Nature) In the MMRPG multiverse, it's basically Air Shooter but with flowers.

To show you the power of Flex Tape...

Trimarc suddenly takes out a chainsaw and slashes an entire flower shop in twain!

I sawed this HOUSE in half!
Well, you probably shouldn't have.



After all, that WAS my favorite flower shop you just cut up.
Look, if it makes ya feel better, I was gonna repair it with only Flex Tape.
Doesn't change the fact that you ended up WRECKING said flower shop. And when people wreck my favorite flower shop, that makes me angry. And when I get angry...

Suddenly, the flowers in the area get bigger...!

People KIIIINDA tend to become not alive, if you catch my drift.
Ooooh, you can make flowers grow bigger. Veeeery scary.

Trimarc attempts to summon Flame Hyenard, only to have a giant flower shot at him! 175 damage!

What, you thought that I couldn't ATTACK with them?
Doesn't change the fact that you're about to get MEMED ON!

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Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 99,935/100,000 | ATK: 1733 | DEF: 1960 | SPE: 2410

Yuuka Kazami | Level: 98 Health: ???/??? (100%) | ATK: 2500 | DEF: 2180 | SPE: 1600

Meanwhile, Trimarc seems to have went wherever the plot is.

Meanwhile, Aeon is going around shooting the crap out of hell fairies with his SSG.

Man, I REALLY need to get back in the swing of this, huh.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Hell of Blazing Fires...

Ah, it's a damn fine day to be not ded.
Especially when it means you get to do what you do best; KILLING DEMONS!

Meanwhile, from a random, conveniently placed bush, next to where all the YTP stuff was happening...

(Huh, never thought I'd actually have to FIGHT memes. You know, except the stuff of the Anti-Omni variety.)
(Whatever, even if Weegee somehow gets out, I have plenty of Reverse Cards and mirrors to stop him with.)

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Speaking of mirrors...

...Wait, HOW LONG HAS THIS PORTAL BEEN HERE!?

Look, just tell me what happened when I was gone.

Trimarc tries using a Zerg Rush instead!

Trimarc fires a can of Flex Seal at Optic Man!

Suddenly, at Photon Man's location...

Knock knock, open up the door, it's Parallel Aeon 2, and I'm gonna beat you up!

Meanwhile, with the Aeons...

Alright, lads. I trust you got my message?
Yeah, it was morse code for "BEEP BEEP BOOP". Now why are we here?
As you're all probably aware, these people calling themselves the All-Star Numbers have decided to take over the world.
OF COURSE!
And thus, I have devised a plan to beat the out of these people.

Alternate Aeon makes the monitor spin really really fast, revealing...



You... made a plan to make all of Hecc explode?
Wait, WHAT!? Hold on...

More Monitor spinning, and...!

Alright, THAT'S more like it. Our modus operandi will be for one of us to take down the ASN that we happen to be best against. After the first 5 ASN models are down, we'll storm Surge Man's tower and kill HIM too.
That's all for now. MOVE OUT!

Phantasm picks up the phone.
Also, Imma automate both my teams.

Well, I believe it's time I gave you a little something I cooked up, Jazz. Yeah, I'm doing this MYSELF.

First, RSB (yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation.) summons a geyser of blood that shoots high enough to create stormy weather, causing it to rain anvils in the area. Then, waves of levitating Barraskewdas that fly behind, to the sides, and then at Jazz himself in a way that makes them hard to dodge. Thirdly, a wave of death spikes shot out at breakneck speed, followed by a wave of Bulb Blaster bombs, repeated twice, then ending with a Hydro Cannon of blood that sprays bloody Water Balloons from the sides.

Second attack is a few Ice Beams that spray needles from the side. Third one involves pincer thunderbolts that are fired in a way that limit the target's movement while anvils fall from the sky. Attack number four involves waves of Storm Tornadoes, with progressively larger numbers of Ice Slashers thrown in. Then, some Gigavolt Havocs are fired at Jazz from the left and right, and THEN a swarm of BEEEEEEEESSS as two Powered Chain Blasts are fired at Jazz! Yeah, these attacks are pretty crazy, but then again, the ludicrosity that goes on inside my brain is even weirder.

Attack five is a wave of stars in all directions, followed by two crisscrossing waves of death spikes, and then a spiral of magma.

Suddenly, it's Limit Break time! First, a white laser that spawns spinning tornadoes, followed by three more of the same white lasers. Second, a bunch of blood closing in on Jazz's location with the occasional blood geyser erupting from under Jazz. Third, anvils that launch homing missiles when they hit the ground. Fourth, ceilings of lightning raining down on Jazz while the floor is electrified, with water slowly filling the arena, making this part pretty frantic. Fifth, buzzsaws on tracks while Jazz has to dodge beams of darkness. Sixth, RSB pull out like 128 guns with explosive rounds loaded and fires them at Jazz! Seventh, the tornado lasers again, but with death spikes coming in from all sides afterward!

Attack seven involes waves of Shadow Balls, then the Gigavolt Havoc rushdown again but faster, then the same with some Storm Tornadoes thrown in, then flying death spikes that limit Jazz's movement while Bulb Blaster Bombs rain down on him. Then ANOTHER geyser, made of both blood AND magma somehow!

Attack Eight, RSB's final one, is waves upon waves of METEORS! Yes, I stole this one from SSN. (if anyone still remembers that name) THEN, RSB uses telekinetic powers to try and slam Jazz into the walls multiple times. Finally, the attack concludes with a 9,999,999,999,999,999 damage Dread Talon. Yeah, that's 16 NINES.

Rest in shit, Jazz. Don't EVER fuck with me, Beta Shadow, or Walt EVER again.