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Hnh! Hyaah!
You're training? But I thought you were plenty stronger than anyone else?
...I refuse to settle for anything less than my upmost potential. I will take every opportunity to obtain the strength that suits my needs possible.
I won't be outdone again.
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N-no. I've actually never heard of it until now.
Eh?
Listen here! We don't cotton to strange Chinaman with no sense of self who stand secretly by for indeterminate amounts of time! Gonna put you in a world of hurt!
I SAID LEAVE 'EM ALONE!
That building up ahead, right?
...Yup. We're just going to break in and talk with this guy. For all the good it'll do, anyway.
Uh... What's that?
What's wh--
...Oh. Oh Boy. What jolly good fun.
Hah. Thought you could get the jump on me, did you?
...Okay, can we just not right now? Any other day of the week I'm fine with slapping your ugly mug silly, but we didn't come looking for some fight.
Oh, dear! Pardon me! I'm supposed to just lie back and wait until you do!?
Cut the crap, I know how you operate; By making people suffer. Jokes, on you, though...
...Because I'm not quite interested.
(Damn it...! She never said it was gonna be this difficult fighting!)
I'm fine now. Sort of.
...
Oof!
....Well, I don't care if Shake King or one of his buddies put you up to this!
You so much as lay a hand on them, and you're gonna answer to me!
To kill me!? To kill these guys!? What in the hell's worth that, eh?
(....Screw it!)
Kiss my ass, you backwater stealth punk!
(Urgh... Normally, fightin' wouldn't be this much of an issue, but this puny body means I can't kick tail the same way I'm used to! Think, Wario, think...!)
Damn that portly little gnat. I should've known he would've tried something.
So, uh... was that Crystal Ball important?
Potentially. When I found it, It gave me an... odd... sensation. Like a sense of foreboding danger. which is why I WANTED to keep it here for safe keepings! Someone like HIM was the complete OPPOSITE of the right person to take it!
Well, then I guess it looks like we really ARE in a deep load 'a trouble, eh? WAHAHAH!
Not helping.
Sorry.
Well... it may as well belong to him now. Besides, if he wants it so badly, it should also count as his responsibility.
...Huh.
What?
......Was that floating mirror outside always here?
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...Payment, huh? That what you want? Well, guess what, jackass...
...I got your payment right here.
Hnh! Fine! If this guy want's to play rough, then I'll show 'em what's what!...
....*sniff* *sniff* ....What's cooking?
(Here it comes!)
Okay, FYI!? I'll have you know I'm the real deal! At least I think so.
Also, I'll have you know I'm an Ultra Handsome GigaChad Stud! Not "cute"!
...
...Keep Walking, Wario. They don't recognize you. Keep walking.