Waluigi falls through.

WAggh!

Dizzily, after stumbling for a good eight seconds, Waluigi regains control of himself, looking around him.

Wah-hah! Waluigi remains the Number 1 Freefalling Champion! He's landed right on the money!

After taking a good look at his surroundings, Waluigi rubs his ice-cone looking chin.

So this is the place Wario stayed in before moving out indefinitely, eh? No wonder it looks so shabby. It could use some renovating--Gonna have to replace that W with an ⅃-- but in due time, it could become the perfect Base of Operations!

Waluigi walks around, observing everything.... not noticing a certain something clinging to the roof.

...

Bandineros begin flooding the area.

So how do we know who's his friend and who ain't?
Eh. I say we get 'em all, just to be safe.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...Do you guys hear that?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yeah... it's gettin' louder and louder...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Look, up in the--!

Immediately, a Voomerang comes down from the sky, incapacitating a whole load of them! The one responsible lands down

What!? You hear screaming from the sky and decide just to not try and avoid it at all!?
Hey! It's... what... was this guy's name again...?
...

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...
ASK WHO I AM AGAIN!! ASK WHO I AM AGAIN!!

A large Mecha-like robot squashes the hordes of minions from above, stomping on all of them.

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Six Majin (Typeless)- A gigantic and extremely powerful robot that can be summoned and remote controlled by Viewtiful Joe.

Depending on it's surroundings and/or the size of it's opponent, Six Majin's size and power will vary.

This one's for that last attack!
Had enough, yet!?

Ryoga and Wario both attack Shadow with two blows to the back before Kat and Ana's simultaneous attack!

Agh!

Ryoga falls to the ground... but also gives Midget Wario ample time to deliver an elbow strike across Shadow's face!

Wario attempts to Body Slam Shadow, while Ryoga charges an attack from behind...

Ryoga and Wario both dodge before attacking from different side, with an Umbrella from the left and a Waft Rocket from the right!

Ryoga lands on his feet, avoiding contact with either the twins or Wario.

(Who the hell is this kid?)
(What kind of kid is this? He has a mustache and everything...)

If you guys are more content with becoming Wario's lackies than being useful, then fine! But I refuse to stand here at let everything happen on it's own!

Joe runs off the airship, diving straight for Diamond City.

...Who pissed in his cereal? Guy could really use some lightening up, eh, Wario's companion of unspecified relation?

After a few seconds, it becomes apparent that Waluigi has already left some time ago.

He-a-probably had the right idea going off, anyway.
Eh. He has that Negawhatever, he should be fine. Regardless, we should probably split up. We'd cover more ground that way.
*ROAR* (Right. I'll go look for him anyway.)

Everybody else leaves, splitting up.

...

Heat Man drops the safe... before charging up an attack.

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Meddy does the same thing again lmao

Meddy just does the same thing again.

Meddy struggles before getting back up.

Well, that went about as well as you'd expect from someone who isn't made for fighting.

Meddy repeats the same action at the second Crystalime!

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Heat Man decides to stroll through the first alleyway he comes across.

As it turns out, all the attacks were directed from one person.

...

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I'm done!

Joe points to everyone else.

How long are we just going to wait for Wario to do everything!? Huh!?
WAKA-WAKA WAKA-WAKA. (Where'd this come from?)
Aren't you married with kids!? If you have time to stand by idly, you have time to take care of your family! OR MAYBE DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!
But we don't know what migh--
BULLSHIT!! EVER SINCE THAT FIGHT WITH MINER, WHAT MEANINGFUL THINGS HAVE ANY OF YOU DONE!?
...

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Good grief... That certainly was something.

As he turns around, however, another attack strikes from above! The impact is reminiscent to that of a blunt object...

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ENOUGH!

As Shadow prepares his attack, he feels someone hit him from behind!

Wario still stands in front of Kat and Ana, in an attempt to shield them from anything incoming.

That guy... is he really going trying to kill 3 little kids!?

Ryoga clenches his fists at he sight of this...

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...Had enough!? Not that it matters, anyway. Because when I'm done with you, the only thing left for you will be to rot in hell.
...
...YAHOO. CALIBRATING ANGERED ENTITY "BOWSER" THREAT LEVEL: ABOVE AVERAGE.
FURTHER PHYSICAL ENGAGEMENT DEEMED UNFAVORABLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GA--

Gadd Mario begins to run towards a wall, planning to break through... only to be crushed by something from the ceiling!

AHA! thought you could make a mockery out of me, could you!?
That's a familiar voice.

Minions and a few other figures begin crashing down from the roof as well.

This damned menace really thought he could almost kill me without any repercussions!...
...He was dead wrong.
Of course.

Bowser points to Wart.

Hands off, frog! That metallic maniac is my prey! I found him on my jurisdiction, and he attacked my right-hand man head on!
You know the rules, Koopa King! Finders Keepers, losers weepers!
Why, you...!
Are you two quite finished?

Flying back into the room is Kamek, who has one arm in a cast, but is otherwise fine.

Kamek! You're... well...
As much as both of you have a grudge, I know a way for this to end without us having to war on each other.
But why would you two fight in the first place, weren't you two alli--
Really? And just what would the answer to this conflict be?
...

A mischievous smile creeps upon Kamek's face.

Wario seems somewhat dead on his feet.

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Urgh... it's so... boring all of the sudden!

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Well!? After everything we've been through! After all the time you've shunned us away! What do you have to say for yourself!?
...

Prototype gets up.

...I don't hate any of you. In fact, I'd probably have ended up either dead or insane without you guys. But it's because I didn't want anything happening to you guys that I did things the way I did.
It was wrong of me to treat you all that way, and I apologize. At the end of the day, it's a team effort.
Which is why I think it's about time we start reflecting that.
!
Really? Then... what now?
...We'll likely have to get rid of this "Arpeggio" dummy first. But right after, we'll going straight to this Underground Fight Club; Proteus and Defteros may not care to help anymore, but that doesn't mean we can't do the best we can.