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It's tea MEETING, narrator bot. Not a girlish tea party.
Want some more tea, Mrs Teddy?
Shut up.
So...about that deal...
Ah yes. The deal. It's really quite simple.
Let me guess. Let you "Escape the system" right? Well news flash! You can't.
You're only half right.
Half?]
It's true that by escaping the Prototype, I'll be escaping the system.
...Did you just say that you wanted to escape the Prototype itself? Do you have a loose wire or something?
You think it's a crazy idea?
Crazy...crazy doesn't even BEGIN to describe the lunacy of that statement.
What are you doing?
Just fiddling around with the texting feature.
Now then...as I was trying to say, I want to leave the Prototype so that-
I know. I heard you the first time. Listen. Do you even know anyone out there?
Who cares? I just wanna see the world. I want to fight for never-ending justice! I want to fight against the strongest! I want to meet the elusive shield-wielder! But ignoring all of that, I want to see the sun.
...The sun?
I want to feel the warmth. I want to see a sun not made up of code. I want to feel. Not simulated pain, but actual pain. I want to feel something genuine. I want to-
Do you know how crazy you sound right now?
Even if all of that was true, you don't know the effects of what might happen if you do leave this world and enter the new one.
...
You don't know if you'll destroy this one because of your connection to the system, do you?
...
Now that I think about it, no wonder that portal didn't accept you. Because you don't care, right. Because you're just willing to possibly throw an infinite number of lives-
I DO CARE.
I do care...
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You...you mean after all of our years of chasing you down, trying to find some way to bring back the literal dead, going through he** and back... you're just willing to try to undo all of it? Just like that?
Well, so long as we leave him be and we come up with a far better solution for his wish-making system.
Hmm...fair enough.
Well Grand Nova, I think I can speak for the Admiral when I say-
No.
...WHAT?
Not unless you change your name to Grander Nova.
Cause that's what you're gonna be when we're done coming up with some way to take care of this...wish problem.
...
Actually...there are two extra things. First, regarding everything that we did...all the tests I mean...we need to transfer those items. All of it. And unfountently, with the stuff that the Formers placed within you...it has to be done manually. It was made to be wish-proof in case some nutjob(not you of course) decided to remove it. I don't know much about the stuff they had put inside of you other than that though. Besides, since we don't even know exactly what the items even are necessary, said items could be dangerous for you if not removed. You know, like an expiration date or something...
Second, do you remember that dragon you created?
Gra-Gra-Grand Nova???
Sir, should I activate the defibrillator cannon?
No. I don't think it will be necessary.
Uh, Hi Grand Nova. Nah, we don't uh need any help. Nope none at all.
Uh sir. What are you doing?
*whispers*What do you think I'm doing? I'm trying not to get us killed.
An wish-granting space storage system...uh no offense Grand Nova...has just offered its help.
Yeah. The same one that summoned Faf the dragon. The same one that killed off our masters. ALL OF THEM. The same one-
The same one that called you a blueberry. I know, I know. That's not the point though.
Wait he called me a blueberry?
...That's not the point. The point is that he *whispers* likely knows that his creators are indeed within our ship*.
*whispers* Why are we whispering?
In case he doesn't know. Otherwise he'd have likely wished us into the sun or something.
Fair enough.
So...Galactic Nova-er, Grand Nova. What exactly do you require so that you can help us?
Of course Mr Matt. Of course...
Also, please please please put me down, we're really really high. Like, a 90,000 feet high I bet.
It's less than 3 feet.
That's even worst!
Uh sir...we have a problem
Sir?
Course...out partying with every one else... Meanwhile I'm the only one who's actually paying attention...
Woo! What's the name of this song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Awesome! But what's the name of the song?
Darude Sandstorm!
Huh. Sounds better than I remember. In any case, keep the punch coming!
Admiral, please return to the brig.
No way. I'm finally having the time of my life!
Admiral! Someone new has arrived on the brig. It looks like a toad. He wants to congratulate you, but the present's too large to fit through the door!
Alright! Guys, I'll be right back!
What do you mean that it was a excuse to get me to come up here?
Sir, I needed to talk to you. It's urgent.
Nothing is more urgent than mandatory party time now that our creators are back.
But sir, that's what I'm trying to talk to you ab-
Hold up. What's that on your screen?
That's what I've been trying to te-
The portals are closing?!! But not all of our masters have returned!
And if they don't all return-
Then that means that the ones here will be sent back.
Exactly, so-
Why didn't you tell me!
...
Alright. It's fine. We'll take care of this...
How are we going to do this...
I'm currently working on an solution sir.
I knew it... I KNEW it was too good to be true...
A reason...a reason...AH! Got it.
The fact is that it doesn't matter which side I join because my impact will have little to no effect on the war. With that said though, I couldn't even fathom joining those who wish nothing but death and destruction to those that don't deserve it. For that matter though...does anyone really deserve it? I mean...everyone can change...right?
Uh sorry...lost track of what I was saying. In any case, save for my word, is there anything I can do to prove myself?
Quit trying to butter him up man. It dosen't take an god to know you're just saying all of that to get me kicked out.
Nonsense. Besides, I can't help someone that's gone, can I?
Help? You want to HELP? After what you've done to me and to the system?
*whispers*Now's not the time. We can discus this latter alright?
...
Getting back to what I was saying though, is there anything I...no...we can do?
The reason why you shouldn't erase us is because you can't. You see, Mr. Matt, everything around us is made up of ones and zeroes. Ups and downs. Living and Dead. The reason why I have yet to die and why Skull Reapers's scythes didn't instakill me or why the system can't delete me is because I found an exploit. A loophole.
An...loophole?
If you kill me, Mr. Matt, then I'll just come back. If you lock me up inside of a pocket dimension where I constantly feel the sting of death, I'll simply use my little exploit to respawn where ever I please. If I'm cursed or braindead, then my exploit will make a new body. If you completely delete my existence out of this forum or even out of reality, then the entire system will crash, potentially causing just about everything around here to disintegrate into code. I don't aim to brag Mr. Matt or act like I've got the upper hand, just to make a point. After all, its hard not to respect someone with your talents. And if you really stop to think about it Mr Matt, if I really was just bluffing then I wouldn't even take the risk.
Besides Mr. Matt, just because the portal didn't let us in doesn't mean that we're not on your side. After all, if you don't see yourself as a hero, then why would the portal? In any case, I was actually trying to make Root over here a deal.
A deal?
Excuse me what-
What on earth...
How's it going?
So...you wanted to settle this, eh demons?
Now wait just one sec. I've come to make a-
Listen, I know you're mad because I sorta killed you, but look on the bright side! You're still alive!
The, only, reason, I'm, alive, is, to, kill, you, after, what, you've, done, to, me.
Really.(ow) No (ow) wonder (ow) it (ow) didn't (ow) let (ow) you (ow) in (ow).
What do you-
The portal?
Bingo. Now are you-
So what if I think I'm a monster?
It's because of YOU.
Look...that blade should of killed you, alright? It should have erased you. It would've of been painless.
Oh sure, like that makes anything better.
Die cur!
Cur? That's a new one.
Oh s-
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Entity: Matt. Class: Matt. Subclass: Matt.]{}
So...If he's here...then maybe I can finally get my revenge...]{}
Status report!
Temperature dropping sir! Reactor one damaged.
Rear Canapoy compromised!
Why are they attacking us?!?
We need to make contact with at least one of them.
You know, this song isn't so bad.
Speak of the dragon...
Hello?
Wait a moment. Is that song-
Grandmaster Nyan! It's alive! Our masters have returned! They've returned!
I don't get it. My cause is just!
Fine. If that's how things are going to do it...