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Hey, guys! What's up?
Diddy, there's a giant pirate ship heading toward the island!
...wait, what?!
*WHIRRRR*
Dyna Man, what the fresh high water are you doing?!
That dirty little crocodile! It stole my last pizza slice!
Why did you go outside without telling-
Wait...crocodile?
Yeah! It was a scrawny looking green one! It just grabbed my slice and ran off onto a pirate ship!
...where was it heading?
Well, I heard someone yelling something about DK Island.
Wait...
Soldiers, resume combat mode! Incoming attacks from above and inside!
*VRRRT*
...can we get the waiter to change the channel to something better?
Shush. This is a classic.
They've said "No, Yoshi" like 6 or 7 times by now. What value is there?
Volt Man, this is from 2007, and that was already a great year for cinema. But this one has stood the test of time, so shut it.
Dyna, do you have any idea if "hidden middle finger" means someth-
...Dyna?
...hm?
*BUZZZZZ*
So...he's got another robot in his hands.
Another one who's probably going to be reduced to trash by the world's most foolish distraction.
*whirrr*
Hold on now. Let's see what the other one's been doing.
CHANGING FOCUS.
Thank you.
...and of course he's being a meathead as usual.
Seriously, making an album? Showing his genitalia on live television? Using a carpet made by a washed-up comedian as a blanket for a demon?!
I'm sick of this. Here I thought they'd actually be making moves against each other, and all they're doing is getting tied up in their own stupidity.
Gather, team.
We're going to show this world the power of true Badniks.
I know the world almost died, but that...was...AWESOME!!!
Heck yeah, it was!!
Impressive work, everyo-
...DARK ELF.
You have been INCREDIBLY un-cool!
I think it's time you pay for-
Everyone, stop!
Wh-what are you DOING?!
That lady tried to kill all of us! She messed with the Omni-Meme! She-
...Dr. Doppler, was it? I can take it from here.
Yes, it's true. I tried to rule an orchestra of madness. I messed with the world's balance. Just minutes ago, I felt like I could do it again if I wished.
But that...power that protected all of us. It did more than just protect me. It saved me.
Not just from the explosion...but from my worst self.
I may have learned of this world's limitless potential from some of you standing here right now. But the people who told me that good and evil were myths...
...well, now that I've seen them for who they truly are, I realize they weren't singing the right key.
I can change myself from my past. I can let myself reach the power I always wanted for with a mere thought.
But that's no excuse to try and usurp those who rule over the world's balance, or to try tearing it all down.
That powerful being...the one who saved all of us...
You remember what called them here, don't you?
A blessing...for heroes.
Even after all that I'd done...even in my current form, a Black Kingdom minion fused with Limited and Evil Energy...
...they still saw a hero deep within me. A friend, even.
And it just took a small reminder for me to find a chance to bring it out.
...that said, I feel like I need more time to find myself before I can jump into action again.
I don't need this thing anymore.
May the next time we cross paths be under a mellower melody.
It's amazing how even in the darkest hour, one can still be given a chance to atone.
So...what do we do now?
...y'know, that Li'l Papa Beta's place sounds nice.
Well, what do you last remember doing before leaving?
Let's DO THIS, team!!!
Prepare the Combo Cannon!
Let's go, guys!
(I've been all over the galaxy, possibly farther...)
(...this whole time, I've been searching for a greater meaning...a mark on history...)
(...and I was using nothing but twisted versions of the villainy I learned from others.)
(The Evil Energy, the Limited, the Black Kingdom and my unforgiving former master...)
(...even my own delusions.)
(But what I didn't realize was that I was going nowhere in the time it took even the minions I lost to go somewhere.)
(I may be called Dark Elf. I may have been a minion in the Black Kingdom.)
(But that's the past.)
(And in this world, I'm not limited to my past potential. Nor am I trapped by the sins of my past.)
I will lower the curtain on your show, Jazz Hands. Not to set my own stage, but to write a new song. A song of harmony.
Let's do this, Devious. There's no "i" in "band".
I-impossible!! We're alive?!
...I think something...no, someone saved us!!
But...who? And why??
It must've been someone super strong! Like Matt...but stronger!
And there must be only one reason we were saved...
...to lay a beatdown on a baddie!!!
Dude...did I get the chemicals outta my water before I died??
Don't think so, Wave Feller...'fact, I don't think ya even died.
Th-the Omni-Meme?!
No, Diddy...this is more than what even the purest Omni-Meme could ever do.
I was a fool. There is balance in this world. And in this moment, it is stronger than ever.
...
...Kirby, you've grown so much. Thank you.
...in a place like this, we aren't limited to our past potential.
Wh...but I thought I knew that!
I was pushing away my past potential so I could rule above- 
No...
...NO!!!
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY CHANCE IN THE LIMELIGHT! MY PERFORMANCE!
MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!
What's happening?!?!
A giant, dangerous glow of energy, that's what!!!
But from who?!
...I think we're too late.
No. No nononono. We can still do this...right?!
...at this point, I don't believe the inevitable can even be delayed.
What the jumping jungleberries is that?!
It's a wild glow of energy, man...and think it's a big one! Maybe even THE big one!!!
What?! No, no, that's preposterous! We still have to find the Omni-Meme! We can't just LOSE...can we?!
...I'm sorry. It seems that the world's balance has been...lost.
Listen, I may not have known some o' you for that long but...it's been an honor working with you all.
...
?!
?!
?!
...
Don't worry, Senior! Everyone's coming along!
Lookin' like we've got plenty-a work to do!
Hmm...where to start, where to start...
All right! We're here!
...hey, does anyone know where we're supposed to go next?
So, long story short, we need a way to find the Omni-Meme, a way back to Earth, and a banana bunch of firepower.
C'mon! You've helped out with this kinda thing before, you can do it again!
...Very well.
...Don't mind if I do.
Holy SMOKES!
It seems like all the pieces are coming together...
...for a truly diabolical puzzle.
Well, now we know where to go!
We have no time to lose. While I start up the Halberd, you go gather your friends. Then, we find the Omni-Meme, and we head straight to Earth.
I'm on it, MK!
...This will do just fine.
!
...
That didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
But that's probably because I didn't want it to.
Crank-uh, I mean...DK Senior, is it? I'm gonna check this planet for anyone who can help us. Heaven knows we need it.
I...
...have...
...
ing...
...HAD IT!!!!!
I've been trying to play fair. I've been trying to follow your little house rules and hierarchy.
But it's only turned me into this world's punching bag. And I did NOT come here for that.
Let me give you all a reprise of what my OLD world was like:
I was nothing more than a WORTHLESS MINION of the Black Kingdom that my world's Dark Prince ruled over. He was, and still is, a ruthless tyrant, but all I got was a lousy spot in Stage FOUR. Out of THIRTEEN.
I came here because it was my one chance. Not just to become a threat on par with my former master, but to gain SOME semblance of recognition.
And do you feel that?
For once, I'm not alone at the bottom of this world's dainty little power grid as someone who's just a Character, but is still ready to make a difference.
And the time is right, too! Because now I realize ANOTHER one of my biggest mistakes back in Matt's realm. It wasn't just that I tried to shut up the top dog of the omniverse...
...It's that I entered before it was time for ME to come on stage.
I have no reason to waste time with you lot anymore. Not you pathetic simians, not you worhless pieces of scrap I called minions, not even Mr. Judgement Boy over there.
All I need is the power this world can provide that I can use.
...this is really
ing bad.
Finally...even if I can't atone for all that I've done, I can atone for how it's affected this world.
I'm with you all the way, Doc!
And I'll be right with you in return!
Brothers...it's time.
This is going to be awesome!
LET'S KICK EVIL'S BUTT!
*cough* My hair is orange, thank you very much.
What are you doing? Attack them!!!
Oh no you don't!
Your Omni-Meme?
Yes! The Crystal Coconut!
Ever since you came in and shattered it like a glass paperweight, DK Island's been in chaos!
In that case, you're very welcome.
Listen here, wisegal!
There's a darn good reason the Crystal Coconut was the Omni-Meme. It was something we could keep safe on the island. Cranky even made that fancy coconut holder out of his globe to keep it secure!
Sure, it had a nasty habit of falling out of our hands because we could be rather careless about it. But at the end of the day, we were the only ones who actually kept hold of the thing long enough to do anything with it!
Powers aside, it was just a crystal. If King K. Rool, Kaptain Skurvy, or any pongak like that took it out of our hands, it'd at least stay in one place for long enough that one of us could get it back before a wish was made!
...well, aside from that time DK and I sang a magic spell that made the coconut fly around on its own...
But now that those powers have been given to a person?! A living Omni-Meme?! With WINGS?!?!
There's no telling how power like that could fall into the wrong hands by accident, or even through persuasion!
And it all happened because of YOU!!!
...I don't know who hit me with this, but it feels both insulting and confusing.
Well, I appreciate the compliment, but which mess? I've made many.
...OUR Omni-Meme!!!
...Where is she?
...Dark Elf, my dudette mistress, it's gonna go down smooth if you calm your vibes for a-
SHUT UP!!!
You are NOT to question me. You are to FOLLOW me, and if any of you do otherwise, you are DEAD!!