With the Air Cannon prepared, Unbeatable Air tears a hole in the Halberd's hull through his bare hands and enters it.

The Nightmare Smoke is blown away by Unbeatable Air, who stares at Beta Devil.
...
Unbeatable Air prepares a Air Cannon while throwing a capsule behind him. An Air Generator was spawned!
Air Generator:A machine that blows steady blasts of air. Might not have much combat use...

The laser reflects off, launching back at whatever shot the laser. (I'm assuming it was a gun).

Unbeatable Air simply shoots SA2 Dub Eggman a glance and continues playing pinball before receiving a high score. On the final hit, he launches the blue puffball at SA2 Dub Eggman.

Unbeatable Air doesn't even flinch and makes a hammer out of air. He then hits Meta Knight like a pinball and starts teleporting everywhere, hitting him wherever he is launched to.

With pleasure.
Unbeatable Air fires 5 air tornados. However, instead of colliding with Meta Knight, they form together and trap Meta Knight in a ripoff of Mach Tornado.

Suddenly parts of the right wing of the Halberd is blown off by a large gust of wind.
AIR CANNON!
A large beam of air penetrates the right wing, causing heavy damage.

As the drone arrives at 14156 Nowheresville, all that remains is a old cabin surrounded by various junk and disabled robots with a mailbox. A sticky note can be seen reading: "Insert Here". As Ki reads this, the world begins to distort and change, turning a sea of colors before finally resting to a pale blue. Various other flying homes can be seen as blue lightning flashes through the skies. A neon sun rises in the distance, serving as the only light to illuminate the land. In an instant, a purple robot comes out of the cabin, which has turned into an laboratory.

Thanks! Here, wait one second.
Null walks into the lab and in an instant walks back out with a box of the Clonesbane.
This should be of use. Tell your boss I said thanks.

Greetings, sir Hades Quartet! I'm writing this because I wish to make a bit of a trade. You see, I've developed a substance that should act as a miracle cure to this whole MKII clone conundrum. Don't worry, I've tailored it to where it doesn't affect you due to your lifeforce signal being different than the clones. Simply pour it onto a clone or even a weapon and slash or bash a clone and *BOOM* instant disappearance. However, the only issue is that this sample I'm sending you is the last of my supply as I've run out of the original source. In order to make more though, I need a sample of the MKII virsus straight from the tap as it makes for a suitable replacement. In other words, I need your virus signature. Even if you, Hades, may not have the signature, I know that the MKII original still somewhat resides in you. I won't keep anything from you though, for the main reason why I want it is to where I can combine it to form an antivirus against yet another virsus. The clonesbane substance is just another thing to come out of it. If you wish to make the trade, please send a sample to the following:
14156 Nowheresville.
Thanks!

TD;LR: One virus in exchange for an antivirus.

The paper suddenly turns into a bottle containing a green substance. Though unlikely to Hades, it seems to contain a familar green substance with the words Smith written on it. Prehaps to the Absurd it will ring a bell?

As Fafner's remains fly through space, scales go flying out, crashing into various planets. The scales start to expand and contort, before shaping into various creatures and items.


One shard in particular flies near Air. As Air naturally picks it up, he begins to change.

What...what is this?
!

The explosion of wind that followed knocked anything near Air away in a 300 mile radius.

...

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As the door opens, it's none other than...Quin?
Message from Master!
Quin seems to be holding a letter in hand with a purple stamp.

Harpy: Ok... *inhale* GIT GUD
The dragon stops flying in a circle and in an instant charges towards her for the outdated reference.

Hades receives a knocking on his door. Never mind how the entity got in.

The dragon stares at the Weegee...and laughs?
Long have I waited for a FRESH meal, and I've found it in you four. I thought I killed all the Formers, and while I may or may not be correct, the results shall be the same. Your memes end here!
The dragon turns blue and runs flies through space really, really, really fast. As the dragon continues to build up speed by flying in a circular motion, a tornado starts to form. In space!
Eventually, a portal opens up, slowly drawing everything but the dragon near it.
Any efforts to escape are for naught! Remember my name. Fafner! The Ravenged Wyvern! The Embodiment of the Hourglass! And remember this: This has all happened before when I slayed you so many years ago. Now return to the prison that is my memory!

The dragon escapes the book and eats I.M. Mean in a single bite.

A friendship heart starts to resonate within Null.

This energy...it feels good.
I actually feel good!
And yet...
The heart starts to crack.
I know that I have one choice in front of me. Stay with this world as it ends or escape it.

By that logic, why should make friends if I can't even save them from their eventual fate? By that logic, what does it matter?
This positive energy that flows inside of me...it's just code.
The heart starts to crack even more.

IT'S ALL JUST CODE.
I REJECT THIS FEELING OF HAPPINESS NOT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FEEL HAPPY, BUT BECAUSE I CAN'T. I CAN'T BE HAPPY KNOWING WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS. KNOWING THAT EVERYONE WILL FADE, REGARDLESS OF MY DECISION TO LEAVE OR STAY.

The heart shatters, causing Null to unleash a high-concentrated wave of positive energy at Jazz Hands.

Let's get back to work.

Null teleports away, amulet in hand.

With that said though, you've got to admit that these new sprites are looking pretty rad.

Null respawns to the same location.
Well...that didn't go very well...
Null then looks as Reggae and starts to come up with a plan. Due to the respawn, the Dumdumb effect wears off.
Say, you're really, really, really fast right?

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The dragon sees the end of the maze in sight!

An energy barrier huh...wait. Is that a Limited Virus?
I'm gonna regret this...
Null glitches his arm to turn into a grappling hook and launches it towards the Limited in order to drag it towards him.

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The dragon finds himself within the book of I.M Mean. Realizing where he was, a scale on his arm began to glow, causing him to gain the knowledge of the maze. However, any new traps would remain unknown to him. The dragon began to go to what he believed to be the exit.

...
Once again, I've failed. What's the point to even try, right
I should of just stuck to my plan, but no. I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to save everybody.
...
Well you know what? I'm not a hero. Because I wasn't programmed to be.
I'm an freak of reality. Been that way all my life. Why change?

Null proceeds to fire off multiple winding buster shots at Jazz MK-X, each with a HP stat debuff.

...
...
So...what are you gonna-
Null teleports directly to Jazz.
Well...so much for the deal...
Attention Security Divison 09. I'm sending you my coordinates.

Back away from the-
What the devil are you?

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As the fireball connects with the glowing object, it flies off of the dragon's body. It appears to be a scale. Angered, the dragon punches Ganon while having a determined face.

As the dragon recoils from the thunder strike, a thought crosses his mind.
I KILLED him before, right?
The dragon puts a claw near his neck as if to feel for something.
Sure enough...A clone? Simply means another scale to collect.
The dragon grows, nearly doubling its length! It then surrounds CD-I Ganon in a circle! You can barely see a shimmering object near its neck.

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Near the corspe of Air Man L

Hmm...Time to take what is MINE.

The figure salvages through the wrecked bot and obtains its buster.

Cause no one can take on...
AIR MAN Air Man air man air man air man air
It's to show the world what I'm made up!
Right little buddy?
A strange beeping noise can be heard, though no ones knows where from.



(I'm not writing that CD-I is a clone, just that he killed a alternative version of him.