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That stupid-- Knack must've destroyed all the cameras here again! When will he learn not to play target practice here!?. There is a training room, these things cost money!
...Hmph.
!
Move or let out a single decibel of noise and I swear to you what will happen next will hurt.
...
Now.Take me to where the weapon classified as XD001 is located.
...
Hold on a minute...
...Huh? Whoops? How, did, uh... How did I get here? I am, uh... so, so, sorry for my intrusion! If you don't mind me, I'll, heheh... I'll be on my way! See you!
Master Oogway? Can I ask you something?
You --hnn-- said while you were deflecting my attacks that it was easy to do it because you could-- Hmh-- memorize my rhythm.
But I increased the speed of my attack! Wouldn't that mean the rhythm changes too?


Then... how?


...Please teach me.
But--but how am I supposed to know when I'm ready?
That's enough. Any more "oomph" and you'll kill him. But then again, who am I to complain...?
So, it's over?
(Looks like it. But what would I know? 'Trio.EXE before me', apparently...)
(...Right? Wanna repeat that again?)
Hold on. Come to think of it.. Where'd Waluigi go? We keep bringing it up but the question is never actually--
Say, Wario... did you see the newest episode of Saturday Night Live?
By the way, it's been exactly six months since the day of my debut!
I... That's it. Not really any monologuing or mindgames or philosophy here.
I don't take kindly to insults in battle. Get serious! Or suffer a slow, painful, defeat.
......
...Fine.
So this might be troublesome after all...
...
(Looks like knives are their primary weapon.)
(Have to stay away for long enough to figure this person out and formulate a plan.)
...
Hnrgh!
!
This is impossible!
I've got news for you.
...It looks like we have a new challenger after all! It also looks like I'll be doomed to say the words 'It looks like' for eternity!
We should follow them.
Wh-- Why am I concerned in this?
(You have the choice of coming with or making as much progress in finding your friend as you did when we weren't here.)
...
Oh? It looks like we--
This is for everyone else who thinks they can get a profit by messing with my team. I won't be pulling any punches.
...If you're going to fight, then fight. I don't care about you or your bounty.
Let's get this over with.
Hnh. Chattier than anticipated. But if that's what you want...
Hit me with your best. I guarantee it won't be enough.
...
I assume you and your buddies have came for some reason other than to agitate me, though I wouldn't be surprised if the contrary was true.
We're simply here to show everyone who's boss. That's all.
Right. Let me know how that goes. You saw what happened to that Flamenco guy.
I saw. And I am taking this battle seriously.
(I haven't forgotten about Anthem... and I don't plan on forgetting until I've found the one responsible, or better yet-- ever. But above all else, I need to keep my cool.)
That DX guy is kinda funny, actually. He feels... strange.
I don't know what it is about him, though. Maybe it's the Killing Intent clearly oozing from him...
What do we do now?
I'll try taking this guy on, and anyone else who enters. If anything crazy happens though, wait for my signal.
Don't expect me to be the one to write your eulogy.
*was expecting knack to dodge before beating his ass a second time*...
...Wahahahahah! As expected as such an excellent specimen! First I took out that assassin.
No, you didn't.
And before that, I showed that Miner guy what's what!
No. You didn't.
Ain't nothing can beat the Invincible Wario!
Yeah, yeah, we-a-get the--
When did I say I was ever out...?
I'll give you this, runt. That punch was probably the single most powerful force I have either experienced or gave experience to. And in the end, you tried your best right? No use cryin' over spilt milk.
Oh, yeah!? Well ain't no one here shedding a single tear over you not being out!
Heheheheh... Just how dense are you guys?... I wasn't talking about you.
?
(I have to try it... remember that feeling...)
He's risking it all on this one hit...
(This halfwit can't be serious! He'll never hit me! Not with his speed!...)
(In fact... I'll just phase right through his attack. The fool and his friends'll be so disappointed!)
Permission to fire, sir...
...GRANTED!
Hah! You idiot! You've fallen right into...
...Wait, heheh... what's happening!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(It's that damn fist of his! He's reversing the wavelength of my body's vibrations! I've gotta dodge, but it's locking me in place!)
Uhhh... How about a time out?
PISS OFF, YOU GRAY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
He hit him!
Impossible...
Wario Wario, permission to step forward!
GRANTED! FORWARD, NOW! MARCH!
Yes, sirree! One! Two! One! Two!
...
...Hah! I can't believe it! I actually hit him so hard, now he's off his rocker!
One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two!
That pompous jerk is actually going to kill us all!
...Which one?
One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One! Two! One!--
OKAY MEN, FACE FORWARD. PREPARE TO ATTACK!
He got close to him!
(Wait a minute, he's this close already!? What the hell!?)...
...Nice try. But I can still dodge faster than your brain can fire a synapse. You'll never manage to hit me.
...
(Alright, Wario. You already know what ya gotta do.)
(This had better work, you good-for-nothing nebulaeic construct!...)
HEY!
Huh?
...
ATTENNNNTION! CALLING ALL PRIVATES UP!
Yes sir, yes, sir!
...He's lost his marbles.
*incoherent mumbling*
You might-a-wanna repeat that.
(Yeah, we don't exactly have all day, you know.)
...I said I have a plan.
Okay, do you need us to co--
No need. Only Wario; The Legend's assistance will be of benefit!
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"yOu gUyS CaN haNdlE aNyTHinG thAt cOMes y0uR wAy" Learn to shut the fuck up, dumbass.
This isn't good. If we don't stop him in time, he might destroy everything.
What would 'everything' entail?
Yeah! You'd better believe it!
No!...
They really had the nerve to say such crude things to you?
Yuh-huh. And things went all downhill from there.
A lot I guess. Point is, we need a plan.
What just happened?
He pro--
Sorry about that; I took a detour!
Incoming!!
Oh, right... there I was.
Now then... It's time to take out the trash!!
...
Damn... I let my guard down.
(Plenty more where that came from.)
...
...Hah. Alright then. I guess this means I should stop holding back.
He doesn't mean--!
This is for hitting me!
Huh!?
...Huh. Did I just... go back in time?
What!? There's two of them?
You probably went so fast you ruptured a hole through the space-time continuum, unknowingly going through it.
Well, I was pissed, okay?
Whatever. Just go back to your own point in time before something even wonkier happens.
Roger that.
...Now, where were--
Oh yeah, you were hired to kidnap the fairy baby. What's the occa--
That was just a love tap. There's plenty more where that--
Of all of the--
You bastard... How could you attack these people just to make yourself feel better!?
I gave them a fair warning. Were you not listening? Oh, right I clocked you outta here. A more appropriate question would be how didn't you just get lost trying to get back here.
I won't forgive you for this! You're gonna pay for what you've just done!!
Oh, this is just too sad.
Okay, what the hell was that!?
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