Seija dodges narrowly and uses Reverse Sign "Evil in the Mirror"!

@TheHighTower : What, you gonna completely ignore the Seija fight?

[   ...HOW DOES HE KEEP SURVIVING ALL OF THIS  !?]{none_time}
  It's through a secret, mystical, ancient technique caleed "Honestly, I have no ing Idea".

  Oh, you wanna PLAY? Fine then, don't blame me when you get your    handed to you!

Seija nagivates through the stars and fires normal shots at Marisa!

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   Seija Kijin | Health: 100% | Level: Yes | Attack: Agressive | Defense: I dunno | Speed: Average

(on mobile)
(Seija:) AAAHGLH! When the hell'd YOU get here!?

Meanwhile, in the Forest of Magic...

Nice, finally found me the Kirisame Magic Shop!
(Now, if I were a betting gal, Marisa would probably still be around here, and trying to break in right NOW would be suicide. Instead, I'm gonna stake her out for 3 or so hours, and THEN steal that Mini-Hakkero so I can make my own superior version! Then I'm gonna try to recreate those bewitched swords Sakuya used that one time, and then I can start making some robots for MYSELF to cause some chaos!)

Meanwhile, over in Team Fractal Requiem's base (or at least, the Chaos Zone's version of it...)

   Hm. This oughta be interesting.
   If by interesting you mean an absolute wash, I totally agree.
   What exactly make you say THAT?
   Well how about the fact that Duracell is the modst bull antagonist we've faced so far? Seriously, he was able to take on THREE OF US, and Parallel Aeon 2 temporarily becoming the Memelord in order to even DENT the guy, and THEN one of his clones manages to bypass his Instakill immunity AND the Baconaise!
   Speaking of which, it's a damn good thing I retrieved your bodies while literally nobody was looking.

The Guy Speaking in Maroon gazes upon the corpses of Team Aeon's other members, all compiled into a box. Including Trimarc somehow.

   You think it'll be easy to get them back online?
   Oh please, where I come from we have heads that take the form of whoever's closest to them that also REVIVE people from the dead.
   Speaking of which... just who ARE you, and how did you know where the Durcell Games were being held?
   All in due time, Parallel Aeon 1. All you need to know for now is that I'm pretty important when it comes down to recent events.
   ...Which is just a lazy way of saying that you're waiting for a much better opportunity to reveal who you are.
   Oh, blame a guy for trying.

(OOC: Calling it for now. Also, just assume that this post takes place after the commercials are done rolling.)

Suddenly, an country-sized explosion of meme energy emenates from Trimarc's body, instantly obliterating all in its path!

Memelord Trimarc used A Man Has Fallen Into The River in Lego City!
Memelord Trimarc then calls forth a Deimos-sized Basketball from space to crash onto Duracell and his clones!
Memelord Trimarc then tries to SMASH ONE OF THE DURACELL CLONES WITH A HAMMAH!
Immediately after, Memelord Trimarc tries to slash another clone in half by throwing a Giant Razor Fidget Spinner at him!
And then AFTER that, Memelord Trimarc causes a Pincer from a Colossal Enemy Crab to appear and try to tear another clone apart!
Guess what, we STILL ain't done! Memelord Trimarc pulls out a sniper rifle loaded with Nuclear Rounds and tries to 1080 Noscope the 4th clone!
Memelord Trimarc then channeled a TNT Yeeter and yeeted TNT at Duracell!
Memelord Trimarc THEN used Laser Eye Beams on Duracell!

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 42,888/100,000 | Status: FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE! (4 turns left) | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: 420,100

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Attack Name: A Man Has Fallen Into The River in Lego City
Type: Water
Description: The user causes the ground to split, causing all enemies to fall in somehow, which then fills the resulting chasm with water from the Lego City River which flows at all enemies at Hydro Cannon-level pressure, dealing massive damage!

Attack Name: Giant Razor Fidget Spinner
Type: Cutter/Swift
Description: Exactly what it says on the tin. Thrown at an enemy for massive damage.

Attack Name: Colossal Enemy Crab Pincer
Type: Water/Cutter
Description: The user create a pincer from a Colossal Enemy Crab to appear and try to tear the target apart!

Attack Name: 1080 Noscope
Type: Missile
Description: Basically a 360 Noscope on steroids.


Attack Name: TNT
Type: Explode
Description: The kind of thing you make Creepers into after you kill 'em. At least, when you're not using them for Splash Potions.

Attack Name: Laser Eye Beams
Type: Laser
Description: The wolf attacked Little Red Hood, not knowing that Little Red Hood had LASER EYE BEAMS, great combat skills, and a GUN that freed Little Red's grandmother from the evil bowels of that one level in Plutonia with the maze and the Archviles.

Well, for starters, YOU CAN'T BREAK THIS SHIELD, JACK!

Memelord Trimarc suddenly pulls out a jar of BACONAISE! that he stole from Legacy Aeon and eats it!

Oh don't worry, I ain't trying to stall. I'm just making it so that you can't hurt me while I whittle you down to nothing.

Memelord Trimarc then starts draining the life force of all entities in his surroundings!

Normally this only works for 15 feet, but in this form, its radius should be around the same size as a LARGE AMERICAN STATE. And I intend to suck up the life energy of EVERYTHING in that zone, so you better get ready.

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 42,888/100,000 | Status: FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE! (5 turns left) | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Well, in that case, I hope you packed your bags...

Suddenly, Memelord Trimarc immediately causes a spatial rift leading to another dimension, which then starts trying to suck Duracell and his clones in, with the force of a black hole! Then, a Giant Hand emerges from the rift and tries to grab anyone who resists the rift's pull!

...'Cause you're going to Brazil.

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 42,888/100,000 | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Memelord Trimarc deflects all of the projectile attacks with a MASSIVE Reverse Card, and dodges the swipes from the God Battery Rapiers, not that he'd need to do the latter since he's immune to Electric

Memelord Trimarc then creates a field, giving everything in the arena a resistance to subatomic manipulation somehow!

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 42,888/100,000 | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Memelord Trimarc managed to somehow dodge everything but the uppercut and the Death Beams, taking a total of 12004 damage!

Hey, remember how this thing gets stronger the more enemies are on screen?

Memelord Trimarc then uses a super-powered Zerg Rush, with MUUUUUUUCH stronger Zergs, and MUUUUUUUCH more of them!

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 42,888/100,000 | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Memelord Trimarc takes a total of 9003 damage!

Hey, not MY fault you decided to play Smash Ultimate in the ring.
Also, quit ignoring the effects of that Trick Room RIGHT NOW.

Memelord Trimarc suddenly amplifies the powers of Trick Room, causing the effects to be much, MUCH harder to shake off! He then shoots a bunch of defense-piercing Rawkets from his Rawket Lawnchair!

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 54,892/100,000 | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Memelord Trimarc Battle Theme

Memelord Trimarc suddenly dashes forward and claws at Duracell!

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Memelord Trimarc | Level: 80 Health: 63,895/100,000 | ATK: 1,099,650 ▲ | DEF: 1,380,000 ▲▲ | SPE: -420,100

Memelord Trimarc then uses this opportunity to yeet Hiyaa into the sun!

(Memelord Trimarc:) *le chuckle* U mad, bro?

Memelord Trimarc suddenly goes over to Hiyaa and goes for a Reverse Warlock Punch!

(on mobile rn)
Memelord Trimarc dodges and uses Trick Room!

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Trick Room: Multiplies the speed stats of everyone in the battle by -1 for 5 turns.