Scale walks downstairs into the room from a hatch. Defteros and Proteus follow.

Real quick. How much do you guys know about space?
Usually as much is convenient for the story. So not much.
I once met a group of robots that travel the galaxy advocating for peace.
...We're fucked, aren't we?

Meddy stays put.

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Huh? No way. I just didn't think I would be facing a coward.

Heat Man moves up.

Because let's face it. That's why you carry that Stun Gun and Taser, right? That's why you're hiding behind a post, right? Because it's easier to have somebody order you around than make your own stupid choices, right?

Gold puts on a Rocket jet-pack, blasting him away from Jet Man in time and sending him away.

...You... You do know you're only proving my point, don't you?

As soon as Jet attempts to ram Gold into the cliff, an explosion sends him flying in the opposite direction.

You're a loser. A loser who can only project his problems onto others. A loser who can't cope with his own inadequacy. A loser, who, frankly I don't got the time for.

Gold drops down the cliff, landing on his feet.

You can fight someone else, for all I care. I'm not dealin' with your nonsense.

Gold leaves.

Unfortunately for Jet, the homing missiles are effortlessly blocked from a Shield Gold pulls out.

Newsflash. If you want people to shut up so badly, leave them alone. Especially if you're a loser they want nothing to do with.

In retaliation for whatever may come next from Narcian, Gold pulls out an Ice Bomb and half-heartedly throws it in his direction.

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Shield (Shield)- [Various entities] pull out a Shield to block themselves from attacks of all kinds.

Waluigi strikes a very weird pose.

And now... It's time for Waluigi's Ultimate Technique!

The space around Waluigi begins to distort...

GET READY FOR THE NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEG--

As Waluigi is talking, however, he is suddenly bonked on the head.

You done yet?
What the--!? Wario! Let Waluigi have his moment!
Waluigi. Do you know how cancelled I'm going to be if I associate with the same guy who tried beating up a damn teenager?
YOU IMPALED A 13 YEAR OLD KID WITH A LASER GUN THAT TURNED HIM INTO A STATUE, AND THEN ABDUCTED HIM!
That's different.

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Gold blocks only at the last moment, taking moderate damage.

Perhaps you didn't get what I said, eh? Lemme repeat myself. Ahem!

Giant Gold clears his throat loudly, before falling into silence...

...stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe stinky axe

Jet soon realizes that seconds after he finished his sentence he was knocked out of the stratosphere. He then looks at Narcian.

Yeah? Well I've never seen an Axe so ugly in my life. If I had a chance to re-do what happened, I'd do what I did again. Now buzz off.

Giant Gold starts walking away.

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Having been dodged by Tailtiu, Waluigi skids across the ground, Waluigi instead resorts to throwing Waluigi Dice at her direction!

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Waluigi Dice (Neutral)- Waluigi throws a dice block forward, which explodes, revealing a number. It functions similarly to Mr. Game & Watch's Judge. Depending on which side makes impact, the move will gain a second typing. The effects for each number are as follows:

1. Explodes into confetti that deals marginal damage, slightly knocking the opponent back. (Neutral/Explode)
2. Produces a windbox that does not deal damage but pushes opponents. (Neutral/Wind)
3. Produces a toxic explosion that poisons opponents. (status condition) (Neutral/Shadow)
4. Produces electricity, shocking the opponent. (Neutral/Electric)
5. Buries grounded opponents, while meteor-smashing airbone ones. (Neutral/Earth)
6. Produces a damaging explosion with a wide blast radius, sending the target skyrocketing. (Neutral/Damage)

These are not affected by Immunities or Affinities.

Giant Gold suspiciously glances at Narcian and Jet Man before trying to tiptoe up back the hill, slowly backing out of their point of view

(Heheheh! They can discuss their names and how lame they are. I got a date to settle!)

While the bob-omb is batted away successfully, Waluigi charges at her with a Purple Torpedo!

"Fatty!?" I'll have you know I am moderately sized, thank you very much! And I don't have to tell you my--
Bruh.

Giant Gold gets up, and begins dusting himself off.

(Geez... How am I gonna get to that darned tubby and his lanky brother's cash now?)

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Purple Torpedo (Shadow/Impact)- Waluigi enters a crouched position, charging before flying forward, homing in on nearby opponents. If no opponents are nearby, Waluigi will travel forward with a slight upward arc. Damage and area affect double for every individual this hits.

Waluigi takes time to stop throwing bombs, ducking under the lightning bolts, yet also charging some kind of move...

Wario facepalms to himself.

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The sudden impact knocks this individual off his constant rolling and onto his butt.

Woah! I thought that would never stop!

Wario facepalms.

What do you think you're doing?
Waluigi is showing her who's number one!
BS! If you were, you'd be talking about me, you bonehead! Put the Bob-ombs down!
...Okay, Wario.

Waluigi puts the Bob-ombs away.

...Sheesh.

Wario turns around and begins walking awa
WAHAHAHAHAHAH! WAHAHAHAHAHHA! WAHAHAHAH!
What the--!?

Wario turns around again to see Waluigi spamming Bob-Ombs in Tailtiu's direction!

hi guys, makako here

Did you hear that? They just called you strange!
Eh? Tennis Waluigi?
In the flesh! But what's important is that that chick back there just called you a weirdo.
Really!?
YEH! Your hansome mug, your rugged mustache, your dapper costume, your d r i p-- they had the nerve to insult that!
REALLY!?
Waluigi quit acting like a damn schizo--
Remember that an insult to your pride cannot be taken lightly! All who demean the name of Waluigi shall be judged!
YEH!!!

Waluigi equips two Bob-ombs in his hands.

Wal-- PUT THOSE DOWN, YOU DUMBASS!
Alright, I think my work here is done.

Tennis Waluigi vanishes.

DX lands on the ground, with Prototype landing thereafter.

Heh. Looks like that stoic persona of yours is all talk, isn't it?
(That was low of me, but you can't win unless you're willing to take any leverage you can get.)
...You've lost.
Pardon?
I said you've lost. You've sacrificed any chance of winning with that last attack.
...I don't know what you're talking about... but you obviously have something up your sleeve.

Prototype's muscles begin to relax as they slightly slender, his eyes shifting to blue.

Whatever the case may be, you have my full attention now. I'm not going to let my guard any time here.

A familiar aura begins to envelope Prototype... before consuming him completely.

I'm going to be giving it everything I've got from here on out. Prepare yourself.
...

DX begins walking around Prototype, circling him slowly...

...

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Waluigi turns around for a split second, hearing the uncloaked individuals, but then turns back around.

Hah. Dorks.

(Alright; here goes.)

Prototype jumps forward, landing in front of DX.

...

DX prepares to counterattack... though the attack to counter never comes. Prototype points to his chin.

Right here. Come on. Give me your toughest shot.
...

DX hesitates for a split second... before throwing a swift attack at Prototype, however...

Fooled you.
Zanzoken!?

DX blocks just in time to mitigate a powerful punch from behind, though the force sends DX skyrocketing nonetheless!

It seems like the winner is going to be pretty obvious from this.
Yeah. It seems like we've got this in the bag.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Why?
Oh. You'll find out soon enough, little nephew. You will find out.

About-a-that?
WAKA-WAKA. (What?)
I may have-a-maybe possibly probably most likely indefinitely certainly put a tracker on their airship.
And where-a-to?
...Some sort of island.
Aaaaaand I still don't know what's going on. Or why I've reverted to my old sprite ripped from one of the SNES fighting games.
You may wanna strap yourself in...

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One Explanation Later

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This 'Shake King' guy... he must be the 3rd or 4th biggest jerk I've ever known.
I'd ask who the other 2 or 3 people are but we don't have enough time.

Wanda conjures up a portal to the island.

Let's go. Or something.

Everyone begins to enter the portal.

The 'rolling guy' gains more and more speed, all the while going down a hill. Wario and co. watch... before shrugging it off. Wario turns to Waluigi, who gets up, albiet rubbing his head.

What the hell was that, eh, moron!? Wanna explain to me what you were doing while we were fighting!?
Only after you explain to Waluigi the reason you've become such a little manlet!? Wahahah!
*ROAR* (Oh. There you guys are.)

Petey flies down, carrying Pac-Man and Game & Watch.

*ROAR* (Truth be told, we were starting to get worried.)
So if we've arleady done everything there is to do here... what's next?
We deal with Shake King.... but first... I've gotta itch of a witch to deal with.
(What kinda idiom is that?)
Waluigi!

Waluigi's attention from is quickly taken from his pocket mirror, forcing him to take it away.

Eh?
C'mon, we've got a stop 'ta make!
You don't mean... VIABLE AMOUNTS OF SCREENTIME FOR WALUIGI!?
Sure. Whatever. Come on.

Wario turns to everyone else.

Go deal with Those nasty baddies. Me and Walugi gotta head to a certain brat's place!
You know, I could teleport you guys. Why not--

Wanda soon realizes that neither of them were listening, the two of them strutting away.

...Cripes.

...Extra cool?

Meddy begins to start daydreaming...

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Blah blah blah cool blah blah blah cool blah blah blah blah cool latte...

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...Wow...