The Chordroids reactivate and teleport out of the ceiling while Mighty flies out on a Windboard.

Welp.
Mighty clenches his fist, crushing Grey Monkey down to the size of a single particle. This somehow doesn't cause a black hole to appear even though it should according to pretty much any laws of physics. He also sprays it with holy water just in case. Mighty 2 fetches the Star Rod, hands it back to Kirby and dissipates. Mighty proceeds to use Earth Starforce to ensure the cave doesn't cave in before everyone's safely left.

Mighty is still holding Brass Monkey down.
M: Well, would you be so kind as to ask them, or at least tell me who they are so I can do that? I'm sure we would both love to know.
Mighty 2 starts pumping holy water into the new Dark Matter before it reaches Bandanna Dee.
34 little Chordroids grab the Monkies by their necks and proceed to rapidly shoot them.

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A voice is heard in the Bio Star camp saying:
I screwed up, leave the weasel out of thiiiiiiiiis A plutoon of Chordroids rebuild the camp to its former state within the minute, including picking up the Corvette with Biocut Man still in it and moving it to where it was parked before.

ooc: done for today

i
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crap.
listen fang i think ive been overworking myself acting as a deus ex machina and all, ive started misinterpreting shit
would you mind making an u turn and telling the biodroids im sorry for yelling at them? i also have to apologize to you for sending you on a wild-ish goose chase and putting you in this situation, but it seems the ukr is trying to destroy their planet rn so you could help them with that, just make sure they don't go after the earth hq
also give them these yashichis as a token of my apology and tell them to go for minimal murder
you know how the ukr gets when they're desperate
ok bye now

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Mighty again seems lost in thought, but his grip on Brass Monkey doesn't yield.

Mighty doesn't negate the AirN, but makes it unable to kill or otherwise completely disable Brass Monkey as he needs some info Brass Monkey has.

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Fang gets a message from Mighty.
listen man these guys are suffering under the ukr too, so dont mess them up too hard

The gravity well increases in power once more, neutralizing the effects of the aura and once again tremendously increasing pressure on Brass Monkey's hull. Mighty briefly summons his Beta Shades™* to counter the flash.

I'm not very satisfied with the amount of details you're giving me here, buckaroo. Who marked me for death and why?

The Chordroid doesn't feel hollow because it can't feel emotion.
Mighty 2 waves to the P.Monking, then proceeds to summon holy water inside the lifeforce shield. If that fails, he'll start shooting the Braveheartless with Force Beams.

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*The Absurd Roleplay, I can't find the page: Among other things, Mighty got these from the Memesmith's briefcase of meme items. They're identical to the sunglasses Beta Shadow had at the time.

The laser somehow hits Brass Monking in the back of his head. As he falls over, he feels he's being held down not telekinetically, but by massively increased gravity in the space he occupies.
M: Why go out of our way to make it easy if it already is? Anyway, I'm not very good at this intimidation thing, so mind telling me if "Tell me what the hell you want or everyone will call you Crunchy Kong from now on." sounds threatenig enough?
The pressure on Brass Monking's hull increases.
The other Mighty throws an Extra Life at P.Monking while waterboarding the heart with holy water.
The Chordroid is pelting the remaining Braveheartless with Buster Bolts while also spamming Energy Support on its allies.

Mighty...splits into two?
One of them heals the Monking and rushes for the blade himself, while the other disables the mystery man's gun and holds him in place telekinetically.
I- uhh, I guess that's close enough? What do you want?
ooc: done for today

Mighty telekinetically yeets the previously suspended spears, causing them to completely sever half of the hands at the wrists.
Monking, I know they exiled you but that's just because they don't understand you. That's not a valid excuse for trying to get back at them.

Mighty talks to his allies telepathically/via text message so to not alert the P. Monking.
...ing wonderful. Now we also have to worry about Green Aqua Man™ and co. pissing the UKR off. They're planning some raid tonight, apparently.
The Chordroid is unsure what to do, as the P.Monking didn't really say whether it wants its eyes fixed.

Mighty seems lost in thought. A Chordroid warps in, asking for permission to fix the P.Monking's vision.

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???

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The mystery people start hallucinating.
Look. You don't know me, but right now me and some others are working on enabling negotiations with the UKR. Your stupid little attack would completely screw that up and cause a LOT of pointless long-term bloodshed. So if you go through with it, you will not only face the full wrath of their troops, but also my wrath.

The apparition dissipates.

Mighty follows the Prototype Monking, a bit confused. He's also dragging those suspended spears from earlier along.

The Batton that's after Mighty just bounces off on impact. Mighty suspends the spears in midair.
Okay, hold your horses, guys. We don't know if these little guys are actually related to Dark Matter or just scared of us.

Mighty lightly sprays a Batton with holy water to see if it recoils like "oh crap, someone just ejected fluid into my face" or like "*DEMONIC SCREECHING*".

Mighty faceplants into the cave. He sprays some Homemade Disinfectant onto his hand, which then forms into a brightly glowing ball of Justice Energy.

WHOMST'D'VE DARES INTERRUPT MY GAME OF AMONG U--
-oh (funny duck that refuses to embed), Dark Matter?! Where?

Mighty teleports into the control room.

Mighty is sitting on the underside of the Halberd waiting for Dark Matter to resurface.

Another hour or so of standing idly later...

Mighty: Hey, Kirby. My metaphorical 4th wall eyeballs tell me that they're making actual real progress towards locating Dark Matter on the Halberd. I think we should go join them.

A crumpled up note falls onto Dr. Doppler's head.
ok i dont know how you got here by yourself seeing as i don't live on any one plane of existence but rather in between them, but that's impressive
anyway there's drinks and bionicle containers in the fridge

It's nice to have company waiting, but I'm... still not sure this accomplishes anything.

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