Unbeatable Air does not follow Metal Sonic but instead looks at a window port.

So...how do we get down to Earth? I can't teleport and there's no air to transverse through...

---

As Fang and Orange prepare to engage in a duel, two shining lasers come from the sky, hitting the two. Slowly, a large machine comes into focus.

I'll take that off your hands.

Lv.98 Burial Moth appeared!

The sounds of a dinosaur can be heard above Metal before Unbeatable Air comes crashing down.

*FRENCH-SOUNDING RAWR* *FRENCH-SOUNDING RAWR* *FRENCH-SOUNDING RAW-
Oh sorry. Haven't used English in a while...

Unbeatable Air show Metal 6 out of 7 Time Stones.

Air said that the seven Time Stone should come into the time-stream right about...
The seventh Time Stone appears behind Unbeatable Air.
...Close enough.

7 Time Stones obtained!

What's next?

Hmm...Time stones...

*FLASHBACK*
One day ago...

What do you mean things were better in the 40s? We weren’t even born yet.
Precisely. That’s why you whippersnappers fail to give us older folk respect.
Air...are you high on helium right now?
It’s not high! It’s drunk. High’s for doves still hugging trees whereas drunk’s for us soldiers.
...Alright. I’m gonna call you in a bit okay? I’ve come up to the outskirts of what is left of Mega City. I heard that Wood Man’s chip could be around here. If I find it, I’ll let you know. See ya.


*END FLASHBACK*

*RING* *RING* *RING*

---

Oh? It's my phone!
Phone? Why back in my day, we used walkie talkies during the war! Back when-
Hold on Kilroy, I've got to take this call.
...

---

Hello?
Hey Air! I need a favor
[[image]()]{wind} ...Okay, what is it?
Do you know anybody that can travel back and forwards in time? I'm looking for something and I remember you rambling on the phone about how the 40’s were better and such and such.
...What did I do when I was drunk?
No, sorry. You'll have to ask someone else if you want to go back in time. Sorry abou-
Actually, give me one second.
Suddenly, a portal opens before Unbeatable Air.
Oh, hey Air?
Yeah?
Nevermind about all that, a portal just opened up. Call ya in five seconds.
*CLICK*
...
You know yer young friend’s an idiot, right?
Hey don't call him that! He’s just...slow...

Perhaps refresh the page?

...Fine. But only if I get the last blow.

UAM has joined the party!

UAM then notices the Nature Medallion. He starts to think back to the past...
---

>:] : Nice.
Stop saying that!
UAM fires off a large barrage of air shots, each of them entrapping Very Nice Wood Man in a tornado.

>:] : Very Nice.

No! It's not very nice. I mean, you're litterly trapped in a tornado! How is that nice?

>:] : Nice.

VNWM walks out of the tornado and starts singing a anime song. However, he replaces the words with
>:] : Nice. Nice nice nice. Nice. Nice nice nice nice...

Alright enough! I forfeit! There, you happy? The great Unbeatable Air Man forfeits! My fans will leave me, and I'll be alone with my rage again. Anything beats having to listen to you say-

>:] : Nice.

...
Alright screw this.

*END FLASHBACK*

...Regulus? You mean THE Regulus?
Why...are you among his friends? Can you take me to him?
Unbeatable Air Man then looks over to Crescendo.
You're over there talking about me looking like a doodle. Meanwhile, your over there looking like a unicorn with another horn sticking out back.

As the Nature Medallion hovers before Air, Null takes a good look at it, grabs it(and by extension copying its data), and yeets it back from whence it came.

I'm not reviving him again because of his allergies. Forget that.

Null then attempts to control Air by hopping into him...it fails immensely as he is sent flying into the walls of the pizzeria.

Excuse me?
Null pulls out a keyboard and begins to diagnose the issue. Eventually Null finds that Air's already being controlled.
What the hey's a Kilroy?
Just as Null looks up, Air does a military-style takedown. Before Null could even say anything, Air's Rollex turns into a A-11 and begins to shine a red,white, and blue light, causing Null to begin to degrade and become absorbed within the watch.

---

Why yes...
I need you to give it your all when I best you in combat! That way you'll know the full power of...
UAM strikes a pose.
Unbeatable Air Man!

An Air-Man shaped signature is picked up on Metal's radar. It seems to be close by...closer...closer...clo-

*CRASH*
Rubble falls from the celing as a large blue object falls through it.

...You look familiar...Albeit alot shorter...and less spiky. No matter. Now that my core's repaired, you're dealing with...

...an truly Unbeatable Air Man!

---

Grander Nova sees a paper floating in the air(Wait...it's space)...
Grander Nova sees a paper floating in space saying:

After months of testing and brainstorming, we have found the most optiomal solution:
The rest of the paper seems ripped.

In Nowheresville, a loudspeaker plays a strange song, getting Beta's attention.


Reaper. A word often affiliated with death. Misfortune. Hatred. Martyrs. You name it, it's likely got something to do with it. The angel of death does not take pride in taking lives, but it's what must be done. Likewise, a Reaper does not usually take pride in the destruction of a world. Still, if it is willed, then it will be done. But...just as the Pale Rider carries a scythe, so does a farmer. And farmers...well...they give life. They till the soil for seeds to grow. Likewise, Reapers were born to create. New worlds, new faces, new conflicts, new produce.

So I say this: You will always carry the burden of the farmer and the angel. You will always carry your scythe. But for what purpose... To create or to destroy. That's for you to decide. If you leave this usurper to unbalance the scales of life and death, then no one will blame you. After all, it's your call as well as everyone else's which side of the blade you intend to use. I carry my scythe with pride. I believe you can do the same. But what do I know? I'm just a talking loudspeaker in the middle of nowhere.
*BZZZZT*

She called me Jackie...
[]{} Are you okay?
She called me Jackie...
Clover: Come on Jack snap out of it.

Deep in Skeleton Jack's mind.

Why...why is my name Jack? Why not Joe? Why did the reset code not work? Why did I wake up from a capsule? Why did...

...

It seems like the sting of defeat's too much for him...
Clover: I thought his CPU wasn't advanced enough for that...
To play video games?
Clover: To feel...well...anything.
...
Clover: He's probably just malfunctioning. We need to take him back home for repairs.

Before Jade could call in Clover to help pick up Jack, Jack stood up.

I...I need to go.
Jack runs past Jade and Shaker, each yelling his name. Jack runs past Air and Null, who has an almost familiar look about his face. Jack runs and leaves the pizzeria. Jack doesn't stop running... Even as rain starts to pour down, Jack doesn't stop running...

Both Null and Air enter the pizzera at the same time *BUMP*

Ow! Watch were you're goi-

Oh! It's you.
"Oh! It's me?" What does that mean?
Uh...nothing. Nothing at all...
...

As Air enters the pizzeria and is immediately disappointed by the lack of major partying, Null simply stands back and thinks.

Hmm...Air should still be under my control. Strange. A connection loss issue perhaps?
Null pulls out a chessboard.
Wait. Wrong item.
Null pulls out a keyboard instead.
Now if we just...
Air suddenly stops.
And there we go.

Damn cur already beat me to it. I'd take a sample of...FourSquare? I guess that's how you pronounce it...but it's already polluted simply because of its mind control effect.

Hey Jazz! Take this!
Null throws him a walkie talkie.
If you need any assistance, just call me. As for attacking you earlier...
I'm sorry. That's what happens when you don't test your experiments properly. Also...
Null pulls out a TV from his pocket.
If you being serious about stopping El Grande or whatever his name is, you should check this out. Chao.
*mid-teleportation*Also, I'm still mad at you about Missingno.

Null teleports to the Papa Beta Pizzera in search of Quin and, in order to get in, to order a burger.

---

Wha...what happened?
Air tries to lift himself up from... a garbage can?
Just cause I feel like trash right now doesn't mean I am. The nerve of some people. Or did I do this...
No. The party! I couldn't have missed the end, could I?
Just as Air is almost out, the can starts to tip.
No No No No- ...OW.
Among the pile of trash lies a shiny glow.
Huh? Is that...
YES!
1x Rollex obtained!

I'll tell you what the hey I'm doing.
With the wave of his hand, 417 spawns various junk in the sky, then crumples it into a ball.
Stress relief!
417 then sends it hurdling down upon everyone in the vicinity.

You know how hard it is to deal with this many comments? This many words? This many 1s and 0s?

He's not the only one.
System Bot 001-417 starts to lift up a nearby car and smashes it onto GX.

Meanwhile...

Shaker: Uh Jack, come on, lets go.
Jack: ...
Clover walks over to Shaker.
Clover: What's taking so long?
Shaker: Jack ain't budging.
Clover: What? Jack? You there.

Shaker: Wow...must be taking his loss hard.

However, Mercury's Grab Buster was...chopped in half before it could connect with the HEX adaptor?

No.

Mercury was lifted into the air and thrown into a building through sheer psychic will.

Just no.

Jack finally finds a item box and gets a Golden Mushroom. Desperate, he keeps on using it to get Dai off his tail, sending him over the box and into the center.

Jack barely stops his cart in time to avoid the banana trap. Seeing this, he turns around and goes the other way.

Jack tries to hop off the box before getting hit, but to no avail. Angered, Jack throws the shell behind him and looks for the nearest item box.