Oh, this ain't the result of level grinding in Joyous Tower or whatever. It's a little Pseudoreaper magic that means I don't have to sit around beating the crap out of Blisseys just to stand a chance against my foe. This makes it so that the system WILL automatically set my level as well as Shired's to match yours, so you can't just bullshit your way to victory like Duracell did multiple times.

Phantasm fired a Break Laser at Regulus!
Shired fires a Shield Shot at Regulus!
Everyone else repeats the actions they tried last turn!

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Phantasm | Level: Automatically scales to that of Regulus'* | HP: ???/??? (1000%) | ATK: Unknown, much higher than Shired's | DEF: Unknown, much lower than Shired's | SPD: Unknown
Shired | Level: Automatically scales to that of Regulus'* | HP: ???/??? (1000%) | ATK: Unknown, much lower than Phantasm's | DEF: Unknown, much higher than Phantasm's | SPD: Unknown

Legacy Aeon | HP: 7000/7000 | ATK: 8480 | DEF: 7000 | SPD: 7520
Alternate Aeon | Level: 93 | Health: 990/990 | PP: 860/860 | ATK: 6470 | DEF: 6400 | SPE: 6098
Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 140 Health: 150,000/150,000 | ATK: 6,776 | DEF: 6,970 | SPE: 7,430
Trimarc | Level: 130 Health: 150,000/150,000 | ATK: 6733 | DEF: 6960 | SPE: 7410
Collateral Aeon | Level 70 | Health: 2500/2500 | ATK: 18230 ((250 + 1573) * 10) | DEF: 17470 (150 + 1497) * 10) | SPE: 18690 ((150 + 1619) * 10)

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Ability Name: Break Laser
Power: 24
Description: The user fires a powerful laser that deals damage and harshly lowers the target's Defense stat upon hit!

Suddenly, a massive Gate Block is summoned that protects everyone fighting Regulus from the wave!

   Nice. You're just in time, Shired.
I came as fast as I could, Phantasm... *pant* Seriously, Charge Man's train didn't arrive, so I had to RUN here.
   Really? Damn, that sucks, dude.
   Anyway, REGULUS!
   I don't know what your motives for blowing up the omniverse are, but what I CAN tell is that it's for some selfish reason, like pride, disgust, or some other thing. The point I'm trying to make here is, you're an idiot who thinks he's the absolute greatest in the universe, and that you think you're better than everyone else.
Heh, speak for yourself, why don't ya.
   Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're about to learn the hard way that you messed with the wrong omniverse, shitfucker.   NOW FACE OUR WRATH!

Battle Theme: Golden Nocturne

Phantasm generated a wave of power! Everyone fighting Regulus gained 50 levels! Everyone who isn't in the fight against Regulus yet will ALSO gain 50 levels upon entering the fight!
Legacy Aeon starts charging his BFG!
Alternate Aeon guards.
Parallel Aeon used Attack Slow on Regulus!
Trimarc took out a copy of King Harkinian's Dinner Blaster and opened fire on Regulus!
Collateral Aeon guards.

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Phantasm | Level: Automatically scales to that of Regulus'* | HP: ???/??? (1000%) | ATK: Unknown, much higher than Shired's | DEF: Unknown, much lower than Shired's | SPD: Unknown
Shired | Level: Automatically scales to that of Regulus'* | HP: ???/??? (1000%) | ATK: Unknown, much lower than Phantasm's | DEF: Unknown, much higher than Phantasm's | SPD: Unknown

Legacy Aeon | HP: 7000/7000 | ATK: 8480 | DEF: 7000 | SPD: 7520
Alternate Aeon | Level: 93 | Health: 990/990 | PP: 860/860 | ATK: 6470 | DEF: 6400 | SPE: 6098
Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 140 Health: 150,000/150,000 | ATK: 6,776 | DEF: 6,970 | SPE: 7,430
Trimarc | Level: 130 Health: 150,000/150,000 | ATK: 6733 | DEF: 6960 | SPE: 7410
Collateral Aeon | Level 70 | Health: 2500/2500 | ATK: 18230 ((250 + 1573) * 10) | DEF: 17470 (150 + 1497) * 10) | SPE: 18690 ((150 + 1619) * 10)

*In essence, Phantasm and Shired's levels automatically become the same level as Regulus. For example, if Regulus is level 423862, Phantasm's level is ALSO 423862.

Suddenly, Phantasm appears in front of the Aeons!

   OKAY, CHANGE OF PLANS, APPARENTLY REGULUS IS ATTACKING RIGHT NOW!

Suddenly, both Phantasm and the rest of Team Aeon are in space above earth!

The Almighty Stick Bug tried to interrupt it with another Bad Pizza!

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Soul of Sectonia brings all four Eye Stalks closer to herself as she fires three giant lasers, all aimed at Parallel Aeon 1! Despite the Eye Stalks pitching in by adding their own laser attacks to it, Parallel Aeon 1 just BARELY survives, and retaliates with some Crystal Spikes!

  DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW US STICK BUGS CAMOUFLAGE OURSELVES LOL
  ALSO IM NO LONGER ALLOWED AT NEO BRAZIL EVER SINCE I STICK BUGGED EVERYONE THERE LOL

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All four Eye Stalks go for multiple laser attacks, and end up hitting all of Team Aeon! Two of the stalks then shoot Electrified Seeds at both Alternate Aeon and Legacy Aeon, while the other two turn into swords and lunge at both Trimarc and Collateral Aeon!

The Almighty Stick Bug suddenly fires a Buzzsaw at The Giant Rick Astley!

Buzzsaw (Cutter)
Power: 39 (/ 140)
Description: The user throws a buzzsaw that randomly targets multiple enemies, dealing massive damage multiple times.

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The Eye Stalks go for another sword assault, only to be completely dodged! Both Eye Stalks are then shot point-blank by Legacy Aeon's SSG, knocking them both out! Soul of Sectonia summons an updraft that brings Team Aeon to the next part of the arena, and sends 4 Eye Stalks after them!

(Actually, it's "We're no strangers to love", I'm pretty sure.)

The Almighty Stick Bug snapped out of his confusion!

  OH HEY YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD TIME LOL

The Almighty Stick Bug's aura flared to life! Its Speed rose by 3 stages!

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The Eye Stalks turn into spiky balls and manage to Needle Tackle both Collateral Aeon and Trimarc, who gets rekt!



(THE PROCESS LEADING UP TO TEAM AEON GETTING BACK TO THAT POINT WILL BE OMITTED FOR BREVITY. JUST KNOW THAT IT TOO ABOUT 16 MORE RUNS TO GET THERE. YOU CAN BLAME GUN SPRINGTRAP FOR THAT.)

This time, only Collateral Aeon was hit by the attack!

Actually, the entrance wasn't there. Phantasm sealed it up so nobody could follow them.

The Eye Stalks turn into ornate swords that swipe at Parallel Aeon 1, who retaliates with a Flaming Tornado, knocking those particular Eye Stalks out! Soul of Sectonia summons an updraft that sends Team Aeon to the next set of platforms, as two more Eye Stalks emerge, and use laser attacks, but in multiple different formations!

Actually, Pop!Amitie DIDN'T find the place where Team Aeon was fighting off obscenely strong foes, because that's in a different subdimension that can only be accessed if Phantasm allows it.

Soul of Sectonia manages to stab Alternate Aeon with one of the vines, as the Eye Stalks dart around, shooting Flaming Seeds occasionally!

The Almighty Stick Bug accidentally hits himself in confusion!

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Meanwhile, with Team Aeon...

Geez, that was like, an entire WEEK of haivng to fight the Spider Mastermind but with three Super Chainguns that also shoot PLASMA, then both Shinyoumaru AND Tenshi at the same time, and THEN Kracko DX fused with Parallel Kracko and Venom Kracko, and Adventure Springtrap with a gun that shoots 4TH WALLS, just to have a CHANCE to fight this next opponent!
It's tiring, that's for sure. Here's hoping our NEXT fight doesn't go so terribly.

The next fight is against Soul of Sectonia, and it looks like we'll ACTUALLY have time to cover a good chunk of the fight! Two Eye Stalks appear and fire sweeping lasers, which are dodged with some difficulty! Immedieately after, Soul of Sectonia prepares her vine stab attack!

(OOC: What, you mean the pie? Also, the surface and the outside world are two different things.)

The Almighty Stick Bug is indeed Confused, but manages to fire off a Bash Jam at Ninten!

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Bash Jam (Impact/Neutral)
Power: 11 (/ 55)
Description: Low damage to all enemies that pierces 10% of their Defense.

The Almighty Stick Bug takes a few hits, but then suddenly goes up to Skitter Smack Ninten!

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Skitter Smack (Nature/Swift)
Power: 14 (/ 70)
Description: The user skitters behind the target to attack, dealing damage. This also lowers the target's Attack by one stage.

(NOTE: 14 (/ 70) means it's 70 power in the Pokemon universe but 14 Power by MMRPG rules.

(OOC: It's not multiple pizzas, it's just one massive pizza that hits all enemies. Also, since when does Ninten throw baseballs at people?)

The Almighty Stick Bug is a tad too fast for the fastball to hit!

  NICE SHOT MORON LOL

Suddenly, a small explosion occurs, creating a big Electronic Arts logo floating above the ground! Then, bright green lines started covering the inner lines of the "EA" letters, one by one, as a xylophone played, getting higher-pitched as more lines started appearing, until the "EA" lettters were basically turned bright green with a blue outline! Then, the "ELECTRONIC ARTS" letters on the ground became just one big gray line, and the blue outline suddenly vanished! Soon after, the green lines began to form a certain shape...!

  GET STICK BUGGED LOL
  I CAME HERE TO STICK BUG LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE LOL

The Almighty Stick Bug then turned to Harpy!

  YOUR SINGING SUCKS LOL

The Almighty Stick Bug suddenly launched a Bad Pizza at Harpy!

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Bad Pizza (Shadow/Impact)
Power: 45 (180 if we're going by Pokemon rules)
Description: The user brings down a colossal, rotten pizza on all enemies, dealing massive damage!

  Seriously? Phantasm SERIOUSLY thinks the Spider Mastermind is gonna be a challenging 1st boss? I've nuked bigger demons in my SLEEP! ...Literally. I'm starting to think I might have a problem with my mental health.

Legacy Aeon fires his BFG at the Spider Mastermind, only for it to be revealed that Electric-type attacks HEAL it now!

   ...Well, Phantasm DID say they would have ridiculous buffs.

   Here's the plan, gentlemen. Since Duracell managed to bull his way out of every trump card you've used on him, I have a feeling that the only real way to lay a finger on our newest foe is to git gud. Ten years should be a sufficient amount of time to catch up to Regulus' level.
  Uno problemo with that, chief. We don't HAVE ten whole years. This Regulus guy isn't going to just sit around for ten years sipping E-Tanks or whatever his favorite drink is. If my data is correct, he's gonna want his plan in motion ASAP.

   Any questions before I open the gates of hell?
  ...That's literally just the Hyperbolic Time Chamber from Dragon Ball.
   Nice, no questions! That means we can get this over with!

Suddenly, the portal opens, and Team Aeon enters!

   (Ugh, thought it'd be easy so long as I could just steal one of those things Rumia was powered up with, but THEN this chick with her tank decides to just nab my stuff from me!)
   (I hate to say it, but it looks like the only course of action would be to somehow find some OTHER way to power up. Maybe I can find something from the Outside World that could help out.)

Seija then looks for some way into the Outside World.

I'm GOING to get my stuff back one way or another, you hear me!? You ain't seen NOTHING compared to what I'm about to pull!

Seija darts off and looks for a DIFFERENT place with a ton of materials for which she can build her automated army.