---ON-TOPIC ANNOUNCEMENT---

Hey guys. I've been taking it easy on you for a bit, but now's the time where things are going to get... Well, like a real table-top RPG. No more Mr. Nice Games. You better start taking action, and I don't mean straight-up attacking everything. Sometimes that can work, but don't ever try and rely on it. From now on, this is a nitty-gritty no video game logic RP. Sorry for any inconvenience, but what's decided is decided. Thank you, and have a gneiss day.

TEEEYEDOUBLEGUHERR'S GAME

Lotus decides to head back, where the exit to the mines and the more modern mine shaft lay ahead. You might get heckled in the modern shaft, and leaving is always and option.

What will you do?

1 Surface Dweller knew you.
EXP: 32/35
LV: 4
Kills: 03 (Hum: 1 / Sub: 1 / Mon: 1)
Wins: 4

ITEMS: Pick Handle, Hunting Knife

BACKINTOTHEFRAY!'S GAMES

Holocaust uses on the pika family! It works out surprisingly well [Roll: 86+49 Control]!

Most pikas were either defeated or were scared off.

The path lies empty ahead. Not too much of interest lies in this room.

Eventually, Holocaust finds himself a path leading to what seems like the exit. Odd how this place was so short...

But guarding the exit lies a humongous creature, the size of Holocaust himself! It was a monstrous dragon, the Spear Dragon!

Holocaust will move first, but how?

Meanwhile, your Priza Card turns back to normal, the pool cue fizzles.

What will you do?

Currently, Holocaust is on Blood Floor 11, encountering Spear Dragon.
Currently, Holocaust has an Assault Rifle.
Currently, Holocaust has 3 Bomb Casings, 300 Painkillers, the Prize Card, Strange Orb and Refreshments.
Currently, Holocaust has Venoshock and Barb Scatter spells.
Currently, Holocaust is wearing Assassin's Armor (+50 Def) and Cool Cape (+?).
Currently, Holocaust has Basic Flak Jacket and Accuracy Bonus.
HEALTH: 345/500

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SECONDHarpuia dejectedly uses his lightning spell! Luckily, that doesn't use Attack (7), but Skill (72)!

ZThug G Was hit (-100), but the bolt didn't chain to the others [Roll: 47]...

Lamprey plays a face-down card and ends his turn.

Their Turn!

Everyone realized their mistake.

ZThug G does a strange dance [Roll: 88]! Harpuia was disrupted! -50 Skill!

ZThug A uses Round Force 1! It couldn't hit anyone [Roll: 36]...

ZThug B raises the Banner of Courage! Damage increased by 10% for the team!

Our Turn!

What will you do?

Harpuia: -75 ATK, -50 SKL
ZThug G: +10% Damage, +68 DEF
ZThug A: +10% Damage
ZThug B: +10% Damage

Currently, Harpuia is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Harpuia has no items.
Currently, Harpuia has Dual Swords.
Currently, Harpuia has a [Shock Spell] and Basic Flight.
MONEY: kr 1,196,501
HEALTH: 780/1000

Currently, Lamprey is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Lamprey has no items.
Currently, Lamprey has a Shredder and a Kunai. [7 Shurikens][1 FD]
Currently, Lamprey has a Hide Spell.
HEALTH: 300/300

ZThug A: 450/550
ZThug B: 450/550
ZThug G: 500/700

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THIRD

Sooooooooooo. What do these cards do and what are they for?

THESE CARDS CAN BE USED TWICE. ONCE FOR A BOOST OF SKILLS SUCH AS WISDOM OR SKILL, AND ONCE FOR A SPECIAL ATTACK. YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BOTH IF YOU DON'T WANT. OH, AND ALL CARDS ARE $10.

-Botstwick Card (+15 Wisdom, -15 Attack/Jealousy Counter)
-Chadwick's Card (+15 Destruction, -15 Construction/Reckless Rush)
-Geldegarde's Card (+15 Skill, -15 Control/Kempt Crush)
-Warthistle's Card (+15 Charm, -15 Skill/Twinkle Tackle)
-Shaug's Card (+15 Attack, -15 Speed/Jawline Joust)

-Affinity Oil (Grants critical hits for 3 battles)
-Stamina Oil (Grants ability to stop foe's attacks (15% chance))
-Mind's Eye Oil (Stops foe's critical hits)

What will you do?


Minatona:
$20
-Hammer
-Knife
-The Torch

Inaki:
$20
-Hammer

Well, I can't seem to find the Goodbye/I'm Back thread anymore, so I'll just come out with it.

I'm celebrating 3 things:

1. I'm back! Yaayy, I guess. Hope at least one person missed me.

2. I'm officially starting college this summer!

3. I've finally officially become a man! Yes, shocking. Don't worry, I'm not like those lunatics on the news, I'm just as I've always been, but now you just refer to me as "him". (NiceIce knew the whole time.)

1. Vava Vile, obviously (X)
2. Omega-Xis (Shooting Star Rockman)
3. Charge Man (Mega Man 5)
4. Burst Man (Mega Man 7)
5. Freeze Man (Mega Man 7)
6. Aqua Man (Mega Man 8)
7. Tengu Man (Mega Man 8, and a personal favorite of mine)
8. Clown Man (Mega Man 8)
9. Quint (Mega Man V)
10. Stove Man (Mega Man and Bass 2: Challenger from the Future)
11. Bullet Man (Also from Challenger)
12. Bond Man (Ya know... Everyone's favorite!)
13. Elec Man (The original)
14. Shade Man (The Seventh)
15. Pedia (Shooting Star Rockman 3)
16. Top Man (Mega Man 3)
17. Time Man (Powered Up)
18. Oil Man (Also from Powered Up)
19. Luna Platz (Shooting Star)
20. Magnet Man (Mega Man 3)
21. Clash Man (Mega Man 2)
22. Galaxy Man (Mega Man 9)
23. Hornet Man (Mega Man 9)
23. Search Man (Mega Man 8)
24. Strike Man (Mega Man 10)
25. Pump Man (Also 10)
26. Sheep Man (Again, 10)
27. Plug Man (Mega Man 9)
28. Blizzard Man (Mega Man 6)
29. Yamato Man (Also 6)
30. Gyro Man (Mega Man 5)
31. Wave Man (Also 5)
32. Ring Man (Mega Man 4)
33. Skull Man (Mega Man 4)
34. Enker (Dr. Wily's Revenge)
35. Ballade (Wily's Revenge 4)

Expounded the theory that eggplants were vegetables, not fruit, which all knew was claptrap. In fact, it even...

TEOSTRA'S GAME

Lotus continues onward...

She comes across what appears to be a mine unexplored... Nothing hostile, but she can't dig too well with a knife.

What will you do?

1 Surface Dweller knew you.
EXP: 32/35
LV: 4
Kills: 03 (Hum: 1 / Sub: 1 / Mon: 1)
Wins: 4

ITEMS: Pick Handle, Hunting Knife

NORSEHORSE'S GAMES

FIRST

Oops... Well then...

RAT-ATAT-TAT. HOLOCAUST GOES RAMBO ON THAT BUNNY.

Bunny was caught by surprise! It didn't stand a chance...

Holocaust picks up the Orb and continues on.

He comes, luckily, to a clearing. But this time, he can tell he's not welcome. What appears to be relatives of the pika can smell its death on you.

The moment passes. The pikas all stare at you.

What will you do?

Currently, Holocaust is on Blood Floor 11.
Currently, Holocaust has an Assault Rifle.
Currently, Holocaust has 3 Bomb Casings, 300 Painkillers, the Prize Card (Pool Cue), Strange Orb and Refreshments.
Currently, Holocaust has Venoshock and Barb Scatter spells.
Currently, Holocaust is wearing Assassin's Armor (+50 Def) and Cool Cape (+?).
Currently, Holocaust has Basic Flak Jacket and Accuracy Bonus.
HEALTH: 345/500

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SECOND

Harpuia tries a chain shock [Skill: 72]! It works!

All ZThugs were shocked for -100 damage!Their Turn!

ZThug A tries to use Denigrate! Harpuia had a hard time coping [Roll: 49]... Attack decreased by 50!

ZThug B tries to use Denigrate! Harpuia had a hard time coping [Roll: 31]... Attack decreased by 50!

ZThug G uses Stiffen! His defense grew by 68!

Our Turn!

Lamprey consoles Harpuia! attack increased by 25!

What will you do?

Harpuia: -75 ATK
ZThug G: +68 DEF

Currently, Harpuia is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Harpuia has no items.
Currently, Harpuia has Dual Swords.
Currently, Harpuia has a Shock Spell and Basic Flight.
MONEY: kr 1,196,501
HEALTH: 780/1000

Currently, Lamprey is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Lamprey has no items.
Currently, Lamprey has a Shredder and a Kunai. [8 Shurikens]
Currently, Lamprey has a Hide Spell.
HEALTH: 300/300

ZThug A: 450/550
ZThug B: 450/550
ZThug G: 600/700

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THIRD

Errr... Why did I come here to a marriage place...? Whatever. Minatona whispers.

The two go talk to Reshiram.

A giant, all-powerful, ten-footed, purely whited-scaled, killing machine monster now stands in front of you.

OH, HI! It greets you.

I GUESS YOU NEED SOME INFO ABOUT THE STORE, HUH? WELL, I RUN THE BACK! HERE YOU CAN BUY SPECIAL CARDS AND POWER UPS!

Reshi, dear! Remember your voice's volume!

RIGHT, DEARY! SO, HOW CAN I HELP YOU TWO! The two hear a sigh from the store front.

CHECK BACK OFTEN! WE'RE COLLECTING MORE CARDS PERIODICALLY!

-Botstwick's Card
-Chadwick's Card
-Geldegarde's Card
-Warthistle's Card
-Shaug's Card

-Affinity Oil
-Stamina Oil
-Mind's Eye Oil

What will you do?


Minatona:
-Hammer
-Knife
-The Torch

Inaki:
-Hammer

Oh, well... I dunno how to respond to that.

First, take the helmet.

Then, ask him how much Luxurious Tea is. If he can just go buy some, it'd be easier. Heck, I'd even chip in a bit.

^Same

But...

I spare Ogre. Obvs.

ROTOMLESS' GAME

Eh, I'll allow it.

Lotus apparently had a knife this whole time and drives it right into the giant spider's skull! Luckily, Spider skulls aren't very tough to break! Lotus ended up killing it in one hit!

The path to the rest of the mine now lays unexplored...

What will you do?

1 Surface Dweller knew you.
EXP: 32/35
LV: 4
Kills: 03 (Hum: 1 / Sub: 1 / Mon: 1)
Wins: 2

ITEMS: Pick Handle, Hunting Knife

MENTHOL'S GAMES

FIRST

Awwwwwwww, 'tis but a cute big buny! KILL IT!

Holocaust goes for the neck, but forgets he uses a gun!

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SECOND

Harpuia drops from the ceiling, getting the drop on a ZThug! ZThug was killed instantly!

The other 3 and one who is much larger than the others get scared. The largest one recovers quickly, though.

Well, well. What have we here?

Meanwhile, a second ZThug goes missing in a flash! Lamprey now stands next to you again!

The now 3 ZThugs ready themselves for combat!We'll go first [Roll: 65]!

What will you do?

What will you do?

Currently, Harpuia is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Harpuia has no items.
Currently, Harpuia has Dual Swords.
Currently, Harpuia has a Shock Spell and Basic Flight.
MONEY: kr 1,196,501
HEALTH: 780/1000

Currently, Lamprey is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Lamprey has no items.
Currently, Lamprey has a Shredder and a Kunai. [8 Shurikens]
Currently, Lamprey has a Hide Spell.
HEALTH: 300/300

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THIRD

Man, this place is boring. Whatever. Check your wallet, and then let's go to Coolidge's Fantasy and Marriage. He simultaneously checks his wallet, finding $20 which he always keeps there.

Inaki, happy to leave, follows Minatona out to Coolidge's Fantasy and Marriage.

The two are greeted by a slightly overweight dark skinned guy wearing glasses.

Hey, guys! You two are new faces! Well, welcome to the shop. I run the front and marriage center, and of you need any info, talk to Reshiram.

What will you do?


Minatona:
-Hammer
-Knife
-The Torch

Inaki:
-Hammer

Okay, I'll use my speed to pick up the Met and hold it upside down and shake it vigorously until it tells me what it knows!

Lotus isn't equipped to decapitate such an enemy!

VEGETABLEDRAMA'S GAMES

FIRST

Well this looks great.

Holocaust goes right. And so it begins...

SOUL PATH 1:

Holocaust stands in a room. The music, uh, is kind of strange.

But for now, the room is empty... Only a single path allows forward. Holocaust tries his luck.

The path is dark and dry. Only a small light ahead can be seen.

Coming into a small clearing, Holocaust can once again see. But to his surprise, a sleeping beast resembling an oversized Pika seems to guard a strange object.

However, you could simply bypass it by entering the next room.

What will you do?

Currently, Holocaust is on Blood Floor 11.
Currently, Holocaust has an Assault Rifle.
Currently, Holocaust has 3 Bomb Casings, 300 Painkillers, the Prize Card (Pool Cue) and Refreshments.
Currently, Holocaust has Venoshock and Barb Scatter spells.
Currently, Holocaust is wearing Assassin's Armor (+50 Def) and Cool Cape (+?).
Currently, Holocaust has Basic Flak Jacket and Accuracy Bonus.
HEALTH: 345/500

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SECOND

Harpuia flies up into the rafters for a vantage/hiding point.

And waits...

For a while, actually.

Suddenly, a small group comes in. Harpuia can't see who they are form above, but he can just make out what they're saying.

What happened while we were gone? One ZThug asks the Blanket-guy, amazed at all their stuff being burnt and charred by someone's lightning.

These guys came in and wrecked the place!

Righty-o, then... Do you know where they went?

Uhh... No. He says, though you can hear a twinge of nervousness in his voice.

The ZThugs now search under their junk, looking for stowaways.

What will you do?

Currently, Harpuia is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Harpuia has no items.
Currently, Harpuia has Dual Swords.
Currently, Harpuia has a Shock Spell and Basic Flight.
MONEY: kr 1,196,501
HEALTH: 780/1000

Currently, Lamprey is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Lamprey has no items.
Currently, Lamprey has a Shredder and a Kunai. [8 Shurikens]
Currently, Lamprey has a Hide Spell.
HEALTH: 300/300

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THIRD

Minatona drags a highly advisory Inaki through the plaza.

Minatona! What are we doing here!?

Looking around. No problem with that, right?

Uh, yeah! Huge problem! these guys look like they're going to murder us!

Just hold on a bit. You can't show fear, or they'll know we're weak.

Minatona takes a good, hard look around the place, ignoring the stares of hate, question or at least bewilderment.

The hangout area has noting special about it, other than a few table where some can be found playing Yu-Gi-Oh! and Vanguard!! with each other.

A few spaces for a hot dog stand and trinkets, now run by their "new owners".

What will you do?


Minatona:
-Hammer
-Knife
-The Torch

Inaki:
-Hammer

I'll deliver to Melancholy Cheetah in House 1 first!

I'll deliver flowers, that sounds easy enough If you know what I mean ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Use my breakdancing skills to mesmerize the Ogre! Then, while he's stunned, I'll get him with a surprise attack!

CLONEGUY1200'S GAMES

FIRST

Holocaust leaves with his pool cue.

FLOOR 11:

Holocaust steps into a modern-looking factory. A Slimy Little Pile is alerted as it sees you and scurries off.

The room is vacant, and smells like a sewage treatment plant. Mostly, metal facing on the walls are the only topic of interest here. Two rooms are broken off here, but are still accessible. Left... Or right?

What will you do?

Currently, Holocaust is on Blood Floor 11.
Currently, Holocaust has an Assault Rifle.
Currently, Holocaust has 3 Bomb Casings, 300 Painkillers, the Prize Card (Pool Cue) and Refreshments.
Currently, Holocaust has Venoshock and Barb Scatter spells.
Currently, Holocaust is wearing Assassin's Armor (+50 Def) and Cool Cape (+?).
Currently, Holocaust has Basic Flak Jacket and Accuracy Bonus.
HEALTH: 345/500

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SECOND

Harpuia decides to hide until somebody shows up!

The pair waltz back in, the guy from before now stretching a bit.

Lamprey hides with ease, but where would Harpuia, a neon green, winged robot hide?

What will you do?

Currently, Harpuia is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Harpuia has no items.
Currently, Harpuia has Dual Swords.
Currently, Harpuia has a Shock Spell and Basic Flight.
MONEY: kr 1,196,501
HEALTH: 780/1000

Currently, Lamprey is in Chroniclude City, The City Center.
Currently, Lamprey has no items.
Currently, Lamprey has a Shredder and a Kunai. [8 Shurikens]
Currently, Lamprey has a Hide Spell.
HEALTH: 300/300

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THIRD

Inaki tries to make an excuse, but Minatona isn't having it. He brashly tugs his friend along with him as he confidently enters the hangout space.

The punk group outside gives you a mean glare as you go by, but you shake it off!

Standing inside of Slick-Wickety, you two stand out like a sore thumb. Everyone here is wearing black and looking a little down on their luck. But here come two nicely-dressed kids into a voluntary deathtrap.

Everyone in the place, the wall-leaners, table-sitters and bar-stoolers, all collectively wonder what kind of joke this is; the music even stops.

What will you do?


Minatona:
-Hammer
-Knife
-The Torch

Inaki:
-Hammer