Trio, you're still weakened, come on, step out for your own sake.

The hole left from the buster shot quickly patches up, the details of how so is left unclear, as it's covered in an evil smoke.

Trio snaps his fingers twice

I'm stronger than you punks. I think this old man just got into the wrong medicine cabinet

Tyr is now white up to his shoulders!

Trio is completely sliced in half, leaving an omnihole in the middle like hes Marx or something.
After a second, the two halves snap back together.


Well I'll be damned that hurt like hell.

Also, someone remind me to NEVER, EVER piss of that one girl.

Trio uses full power!

(Side note, by next turn in Full powers description it means the turn after Trio uses the move)

After about a 10 minute trip, the ship arrives at a warehouse on Carbora, the very same generic worn down storage planet that I've been using for years now

L is the first to venture in...

Knock knock, where are ya you little fairy tale?

I already told you we haven't the faintest idea if it's a member of the Genesis Unit...

The floorboards creak...but it feels less unsettling and more...uncomfortable

Dagger walks ahead, dragging Chord and Shu with him.

...

CRASH

A huge amount of crates fall behind the three, effectively blocking them away from the others...

A laugh.


So, I'm the first bounty of a couple kids huh? How sweet! I hear youngins just LOVE carnivals!

Show yourself!

Oh, I'm not hiding, it's just the lights in this stupid warehouse won't...turn...

On! Oh, there we are!

You!

Rockman Shadow immediately attempts to smash through the wreckage, but it won't budge...as if there's some outside force keeping them in place.

Oh please, Oh please! Only 3 at a time allowed on this ride!

Now then, let's start the merry go round with the little dragon boy!

Jevil charges towards Shu with the Devilsknife!

Only for Dagger man to block it with his head!

Where is Trio!?

Jevil bounces off of Dagger, who follows up with a rapid stabs with his tiny knife hand, all of which seem to miss Jevil

Oh that funny guy? He could be anywhere! He has a little trick you see, he calls it an Omnihole! Here's an example!

Jevil opens an Omnihole above the three, attempting to crush them with a handful of anvils!
Dagger man manages to dodge unscathed...

Tiny emerges from the bowels of the ship, cannonballs in hand, only to see the white spot on Tyr

That doesn't look right...

...Wait...


Dark finally arrives at the scene....

Come on slow poke get over here!

Dark stares into the distance.

He raises his buster.

Show yourself.

...

SMASH

A purple blur smashes Tyr into the ground!
(death grapple)

The blur vanishes...
and a cup of tea appears floating
Something pops into existence next to it, picking it up...

Sorry to keep you waiting, gang.

You dirty bitch!

YOU DIRTY BITCH!

Y O U D I R T Y B I T C H !

Well isn't this an...adverse reaction.

Now tell me, is this the dastardly bastard who injured dearest Valkyrie, while I was opening Omniholes to help the Chaos Zone survivors?

That would be- wait you what?

Good to know! Now then, let's heat things up for our dearest, old man.

Trio snickers evilly, snapping his fingers and expanding the Omnihole on Tyr's foot. Tyr's now white up to his knees.

A small, white dot, appears on Tyr's feet.

(Reality's kiss, Trio however has not made himself visible yet, but he is still able to be targeted for gameplay purposes)

Doc shouts at L00T

CAN WE AGREE THE ROCKET JUMPER SHOULD DO KNOCKBACK TO ENEMIES

He runs after L00T and 4ndy, Dark walking in the same general direction.

My word, calm down Chordison.
Dagger pushes down the arm cannons of Chord's

Why yes, they did get in illegally, instead of throwing them out I thought it to be more efficient to...have them assist in our cause.

They are experienced with Trio business, and we have an anonymous tip on the whereabouts of one of his lackeys.

The Genesis Unit?

Unclear for now.

As for getting to the coordinates, Tiny, you have your hovercar ready correct?

Well, yeah, but there is now way you can all fit.

Nonsense! You, the Commander, and Shu can sit in the car, the rest of us can just...hang on!

...Just this way.

The group follows. Panny and Tiny enter the cockpit, waiting for Shu to join, Rock Shadow and Chord are told they can fit in the hull, and the rest of the bots prepare to hang on.

Match Man is sitting at a nearby counter when Reggae arrives

...

It takes him a moment to realize Reggae is there

Oh. You must be the bird Spectrum mentioned. I'm match man. You're here for the weapons correct?

Match Man leads the bird to what seems to be a normal closet, but upon being opened, opens to a wall filled with various buster add ons and terminals with various special weapon data.

Suit yourself.

Tiny sits on deck, weary of the new arrival

---

...

It's come to my attention that I'm most capable when I'm downright pissed. Any idea on how I can harness that?


Well, I imagine just getting beaten the shit out of would help quite a bit.

Noted.

Let;s go show them Absurdity.



TRIO
Core- Empty, Time
Weak to- Cossack, Light
Resistant to - Empty, Wily
Health 25
Attack 20
Defense 20
Speed 10
We 15

Skill: Rage
Once Trio blocks 1.5 times his max health using Full Power, he mirrors all positive stat buffs on his side of the field

Attacks
Evil Beam: 100% Accuracy, 5 We, Empty Laser with 30 base damage

Death Grapple: Grabs an opponent and smashes them into the ground, calculating off the users defense stat. 40 Base power. Empty Impact, 9 WE 85% accuracy

Full Power: Any damage taken during the next turn is converted into "rage" and the effect on his health is halved, and said attack cannot kill him if his health is above 1/4 before the attack. Empty Defense, 7 WE

Jevil Toss: Takes Jevils head and throws it. Inflicts a random debuff and does bonus damage based on the users zenny. 10 extra damage for every 250 Zenny. 10 WE, base damage of 20. Shadow Impact 85% accuracy

Evil Energy: Corrupts a teammate, causing all of their stats to increase to the max for a single turn (besides WE and Health) Empty Recovery, 20 WE

Reality's Kiss: Summons a tiny omnihole that build up power over 5 turns to deal incredible damage when used again. If left for 7 or more turns before re-use it will give the victim a glimpse of the void, causing two random status effects. (Easter egg: If the victim of the void variant of the move is Tiny, the victim will instantly be defeated) 35 WE, Empty Time, base damage of 300, does not dissapear upon user down

All WE values are with no type or character bonuses

-1.5k Zenny for Trios skill

Tiny immediately jumps onto the ship

Been awhile since I've been on deck!

Let's give this-

ambiguously strange presence

what for!

Doc approaches L00T completely oblivious to the inbound object, sipping out of an E tank.

Who do you main.

Also, what's your opinion on the Back Scatter.


TF2 really is immortal. It transcends the collapse of reality.

Tiny loses his mind and grabs the bean magician and shakes him

MAGALOR YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. DO NOT GO IN THERE IT IS LITERALLY HELL, LIKE THE ACTUAL CHRISTIAN HELL IN THERE THE TRIANGLE IS LYING


Tiny takes a moment to calm down, put Magalor...not exactly down, Tiny's barely taller than him, and collect himself

Listen, maybe I just ended up in a bad part of the void but, anyone who goes in there? Gone. Forever. There is no coming back beyond omniholes, and whatever this rift is apparently. The only reason I got out was...

Tiny remembers his journey.

Sorry I just, I don't want to talk about it too much.

Let's just, get our stuff upgraded...I'm sure...something will come up...

Tiny starts to walk off.
He stops and whimpers to Magalor.

I just don't want to lose anyone again...

Tiny looks at the rift. Instead of drifting towards thoughts of his living hell, he remembers Panny.

Tiny watches as Shieldy prepares to leave, and as various others pop in, and other teammates prepare to leave somewhere else.

I can't just not care about anyone anymore here. I need to actually take responsibility...

Doc starts to get up to walk towards Tiny, but stops.

I think I can help!

Tiny pulls up a small little tablet and scrolls through it.

Dead dead dead missing dead dead become god and died dead dead loser loser dead untraceable dead missing...



Yeah, everyone in Conglomerate records is either dead or undetectable

Tiny looks at the rift, then at L00T

Don't go in there. And if you do, bring a gun, because you'll probably end up wanting to shoot yourself

Dark smirks, somehow, but quickly realizes Tiny...didn't seem to be making a joke...

He turns his attention back to Gyro

It's good to see 5th numbers again. Now that I think about it...all of the ones from my timeline...died...along with L.

Dark goes quiet.


Doc uses Doc Scan on Valk, copying some of her moves and shooting them off into the distance

Well, her weapon data seems to be fine at least.

I think this ghost gems heckin high. But I'll take your filthy coins.


Doc takes a look at the coin shop

Nah.

He converts 7 coins into zenny

Except that give me that.

He takes Raid Rage


New moves from the level up!

Doc Seize: Doc Essence, but only for one person. More effective as a result, 3 stage boost. (Copy type, 15 WE without type and character bonuses)

(Tiny) Letter in Bottle: (Cossack) Sends a personalized note to a friend to increase morale, raising a stat of their choice to the max! 12 WE

Dark sits at the sneezy pile for a moment, before giving up and heading to the shop

He manages to fix his cranium dome while there, and puts his buster hand on the counter.

95% accuracy on the charged version, keep it the same uncharged. Oh and an extra 10 damage on both versions would be nice.

He hands over the 1.5k zenny

By the way, Gyro and Star, how's your Dark 4 doing pray tell?


Tiny gives a thumbs up, placing a shock collar on Cloud T

Wait.

Tiny puts a BOMB COLLAR around his...neck

Tiny turns to Brickell

Hello there, I've heard you're an Admiral, I'm Tiny, a former Lieutenant, although now I just work as a bounty hunter,

Also I'm not sure how Lieutenant and Admiral compare but...

Tiny holds out a hand for a handshake

Tiny wipes the dirt off his hands and walks over to Doc and Dark

You two are now Conglomerate property. You're going to help me find Trio, got it?

What!? The conglomerate barely exists anymore you idiot! Besides we have no clue where Trio is!

Dark politely pats Tiny on the head.

Sorry, but we're not going to follow you like your lapdog. We're staying with the group here, you're welcome to join as well, I'm sure Trio will show up on his own.

...Fine. What's the purpose of this "group" anyways?

Ooh! Can I be the mascot?

New defenders of the universe or something according to some rainbow nerd. It's a bit of a big job but...it's what L would of wanted.

...It's what Panny would of wanted...


Tiny sees the chaos with Cloud T...

He runs over at full speed and jumps on top of Cloud T, grabbing him!

Hey navy monkey, hit him with something!

Dark walks over to the sneezy pile of triangles

41 72 65 20 79 6f 75 20 67 6f 6f 64 3f 20 49 27 76 65 20 67 6f 74 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 20 72 65 61 64 79 20 77 68 65 6e 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 61 20 62 69 74 20 6c 65 73 73 2e 2e 2e 70 69 6c 65 79 2e

(Are you good? I've got the translator ready when you're a bit less...piley.)

Tiny glances at L00T for a moment

Man what a Schizo.

Doc stands up along with Dord and raises his arm like he won a wrestling championship.

HE'S FIXED!

Get the blind boy!


Recon Performance!

Tiny brings out his Circus Ball, gets on top of it and spins on his tail, ending with a cute little pose!

The party's morale is boosted!