The Weapons Archive is immediately blasted by a Hadal Smoker. Dord appears already covered in a Mach Bumper.
Hey, at least I have an excuse to wreck your crap again, just like old times!

Dord was also near Ninja Man's corpse, apparently.
You should try 'wilyalwayswins69'. Worked like a charm in every parallel uniwhatever I've been in.

Meandra conjures a small flat bed of ice beneath her feet, which is ejected into the air by a powerful geyser immediately after at the perfect speed for one of the laser beams to crush it, sending her into an uncontrollable frontflipfall over Dachone's head, which ends in the equivalent of an extremely oversized water balloon exploding whenever she hits... anything.

Falling Blade.

Saying nothing, Dord points a buster at BD and his silly lamp. The bellows of a long gone sea shoot upwards into the sickly green burning sky.

After what felt like months of typing, a single message finally comes through...

  
Dord stares at the lack of remains of Reggae... then at Burning Desire. Despite him not doing anything, not even changing his facial expression, the shock can be felt very slowly turning to rage.(Falling Blade)

I vote Fountain.

Mighty jumps to his feet, startled by how unexpectedly effective the Geno Cannon was. After recollecting himself, he speaks with more vigor than a moment before.
Y'WANT MORE? 'CAUSE THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!!
As he mimics rapidly firing two guns at once, individual lasers become indistinguishable from the storm that they add up to.
BURN YOU BAKELITE

POW!
Headshot. Drops of cold water violently scatter everywhere from Meandra's hair as she staggers backwards, flailing her hands about according to an unseen choreography. Seemingly as a result of this, a miniature tsunami(that's still taller than Dacone, mind you) appears in front of her and flies at the Team. She then points the orb of aquamarine at Up'n'Down, striking him with what can be compared to the output of a burst water mains pipe... though it's rather warm.

Mighty simply seats himself on the spinning wheel next to Thea, putting up an energy barrier that everything just sort of bounces off. Afterwards, he aims finger guns into the air. Giant beams of light fire at Schest.

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Hyper Shield(Shield): An unfathomably resilient shield with no offensive utility whatsoever.
Geno Cannon(Laser/Space): A giant friggin' laser. Allegedly strong enough to stun Beta Devil.

Kept from truly dropping dead by a divine intervention, Dord falters only momentarily before putting up a Mach Bumper.

Meandra hits the floor with the bottom of her staff, causing a burst of steam to blast her into the arena. Her landing is much less impressive, though, as she barely stays on her feet, but after finally regaining her balance, she turns to the Fighting Mecha Team.
Wait, uh, are we starting now, or is there like a countdown, or,

(it's never too late, just check with people so you dont barge in on parts of it that aren't open to arrivals at the moment)

Mighty raises his fists, constantly turning to face Schest.
Did anyone ever tell you what a piss-poor host you are?

Mighty parriess the icicle by flipping the bird at the heavens.

Meandra goes to say something, but is cut off by her finger getting un-cut up.
Awwww, arencha a sweetie?
She immediately hugs Foot Holder, having apparently learned nothing from the earlier exchange.
Hey, heyheyheyheyhey, don't worry about it! That was on me, really, but thanks for the heal anyway.
After letting him go so he can enter the arena, she ponders for a second before picking up a finely carved wooden staff with a large aquamarine crystal orb lodged in the top.
Hmm... hey, what if I took you on?

Wailing Blade.Falling Blade.
Dord turns to the new arrivals in disbelief.
holy deltarune

Despite her unimpressive stature, the woman still bends her knees a bit to talk to Foot Holder. From up close it's apparent that her hair is littered with dew drops.
Hi, little guy! Im Meandra, it's nice to meet you!
She goes in for a handshake with his propeller, only realizing her mistake after she gets cut and trying to rectify it by sucking on the injured finger.
Mmph. Ow. Okay- that was- that was a stupid thing to do- butanyway! Hi! I was just passing by, saw a poster and decided to see what's up at this festival!

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Mighty blocks with the icicle, allowing the swords to lodge into it at once, then seemingly dashes through the puppet and behind it, striking all over its spine with rapid punches!