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What, you're saying not being a jerk means being a-



Don't call them-

You know what? We ain't the wrong ones here, buzz-



With your attitude so far, I feel like you'd insult us whichever answer we gave.



So you saw yourself under someone's command and-









...What were Battlewing's final moments? Before she was erased?
...
...we, uh...we didn't stay to see that if it happened...would make sense, though...
...but either way, she was in top shape. If she's gone now, she left as herself.
A-and if she isn't, she's still the person she wants to be.
...
...I will say it is done, then.
...?
The Seekers...we were meant to impede people, and yet with all that's happened it feels like neither your side or ours holds any enmity.
I see no reason to fight for what the leader allegedly wanted. None of us truly stand for it...not you, and not us.
...so now your leader is the only one left in this goal of conquest.
I would say-

holes would at least buy me more than TWO DAYS. Let alone actually kill any morons who didn't agree with me.
Stop treating her like she was just your "look at me, I'm so cool" sign!
She walked, she talked, she was a-

Good morning, Toutetsu.
...
Well, I gave you more than enough time to think this over...I'm glad we can agree-
I'm not taking your deal.
...pardon?
You heard me. I ain't takin' your orders watchin' the "black water" pools. Doesn't matter what you were gonna give me.
...
...Have you already forgotten the risk that would bring?
What risk? It took flooding Former Hell for anyone to get to me when I snuck down there, and we both know anyone who still thinks that stuff's worth it by then is gonna get what's comin' to 'em.
And given your track record, I ain't ready to say you're all that worried about the "risk". Not if it gives you attention.
And what exactly do you mean by that?
People didn't keep their mouths as shut about you as you probably wanted. Between the seasons, the fairies, and the firework show, I'd believe it if you were why the black water got to the surface, so you could get people back on your "good" side...
...and either way, I don't care how many riches a goddess like you would give the alliance if joining you meant giving me more enemies.
So you'd rather live with being loathed for your past here in Gensokyo, and below in the Animal Realm?
Quit playin' dumb. Even if I never recover from what I did back then, there's more to this world than Gensokyo.
So you'd rather test the trust of others in a world you don't belong in than-
Don't even bother finishing that. I'd rather I find a fresh start by my own choice than leech off you. Let alone you leeching off me.
Four days ago, you were talkin' to someone who didn't give half a damn what happened to those around them, and sat around doing nothing 'til they could treat themselves to power they didn't earn.
If you wanna talk to someone like that today, go find a mirror.
Boy, y'got yer words mixed up. See, our brother Wave just used a buff.
That was a debuff.
...did you hear what I asked or-
What's it to ya? I'm just a dumb wretch, so beat it.
Well, if you're gonna call yourself that, then something must be up.
Okay, fine, sheesh.
Shakeup happened where I live, found something I figured would gimme power when nobody was lookin', power messed with my head, a bratty vampire blew me up...
And I got a whole region dead-eyein' me even before that - living with folks who say might makes right does that to ya - and the lady who dumped the li'l devil on me wants to make a deal.
I try to grab other deals before sayin' yes to hers, n' all I get is two folks with 3 horror stories total 'bout her.
...so, you're changing your mind?
Ain't that easy, legless. She's one problem, dealin' with the mob in n' outta my main spot is another. I'm picking a poison at this point.
...what was that about "might makes right"?
That's how they roll in the Animal Realm. You join an alliance or you're dead meat. Unless you're with me, 'cause the Gouyoku Alliance...well, it ain't really an "alliance", it's just I do what I want and everyone who "joins" me does what they want. When you don't get the job done by rushin' in, you get dirty looks from rival gangs. "You" meanin' "me".
Not sayin' I was some sorta misunderstood innocent lookin' fer buddies, but if that one plan didn't go south, I'd be singin' a whole 'notha song.
If you don't like them and they don't like you, why are you there?
...
...yer questions ain't makin' this any easier, stringtail.
Well, it's not like that's the only place in the world. Honestly, you don't sound like the best person to be around right now, but...I dunno, maybe it's what you've been sticking to?
Like, even if you have to move somewhere else for a while or more, wouldn't cutting ties with those other groups help? You barely put up with each other now.
I dunno, maybe you can find a fresh start or something. Find a place where you can do what you want without doing...whatever the heck got you in this mess.
Then you don't have to deal with that freaky mafia-sounding place, or that lady you have problems with...
...
...Y'know what? Worst thing about your idea is I ain't got anything to lose.
If I ain't back tomorrow, assume I'm either dead, or dead to you.
(Sheesh, this Hidden Figure chick...it's one thing for her to try to get me on her side after she got the hired guns to stop me, but everything else...rancid
.)
(All while I have worse PR in Gensokyo than anywhere else...Animal Realm isn't gonna be welcoming, nobody even likes how I less lead the "Gouyoku Alliance" and more sit around while they smack everyone over the-)
Hey, what's up?
GYAIGH!
Oh. Yeah, guess that was a bit sudden for a gal I hadn't even met.
!
So that's how you wanna do it, cringelords?
I didn't get where I am now through fair play.
"
ING INFINITE" FUNCTION HAS BEEN INSTALLED.
...do you know the door gal or something?
Stayawayfromheryoudunnowhatshedoesyoudunno-
Kid, take some deep breaths for
's sake!
Now run what you just said by me again. From the top.
...
...I dunno how long ago it all happened, but...I know I met some friends after it happened*, and that was 2 years ago, so...
...I mean, I got better, but...I keep thinking more and more, and I'm more and more scared of that.
I don't think she even cared! Like she just thought it was funny to mess with us!
I, uh...I'll think about it. What you said, I mean. Maybe I'll ask her why she did that, I ain't got a clue either..
...
(I mean, can't blame Hidden Figure that much, the little pixies are dime a dozen...)
(...then again, there's also what the umbrella said about the fireworks show...come to think of it, that sugar high the kid just rambled about sounds like the season thing-)
(Wait...the hell is up with this lady?!)
"Water Wizard Enters Illegal Tournament, Permanent Brain Damage Ensues"...bruh, you're giving me material without trying!
...Hello. I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?
This might sound odd, but...those three...what was it like meeting them?
How did they act to each other?
The one in purple?
...Test, I really wish I could be there to tell you how sorry I am.
Wait, Wing? Are you there?
And...neither of you have heard from her?
...if the leader truly acted on his threats...I will do the most I can to respect what she wanted.
I suppose I'll...um...let you go back to what you were doing.
I swear these rooms make less and less sense each time...even the pumpkin had his fancy gimmick.
Well, if he was to be believed, whoever's here is the last Seeker of Strength.
Besides their leader...
...Mr. Mack, wha'd'you think the person's gonna be like?
You mean the leader, or the Seeker here?
The...um...the Seeker.
...

(Right, so Hidden Figure's far from a saint. Dunno what the heck the umbrella was talkin' with the festival, but I guess I ain't dragging her PR down any lower than it already is...)
('Course, she ain't never heard the Gouyoku Alliance being as much free birds as we are, so I'm probably more like Bowsette or Applejack* in her eyes and not-)
(Oh. Just another fairy. Well, even if she ain't one o' those with the memory of a goldfish, she's still a li'l runt-)
Um...hi?
(...whiiiiiiiich means I can smooth-talk her easier, I guess.)
Heyy, kid! Whatcha wanna ask me 'bout?
Well, it just seemed kinda...empty? I was on my way to a friend's to go play some games...
Well hey, you go ahead with what you're doin', sweetie. I got...uh..grown-up stuff I'm off to do.
Like what?
Stuff you wouldn't get. Strong lady in a chair who uses doors, stuff like-
WHAT?!
Speak for yourselves, kooks. We ain't planning to wipe out to the likes of you.
*sigh*
(Just remember what the Leader told you.)
(Don't let them foil his plans. Don't let them insult the power he wields. Or that I represent.
(...if only I understood what he meant by the latter...)
(Well, if nothing else, I know how I can control this palace. To an extent, anyway.)
(If the few minions I've been designated aren't enough, maybe the geometry will.)
(They can solve Warp's puzzles...face Test's fears...I don't know how they overcame Wing, but I must remember that...)
(...and if I must show them great dangers to keep them away from me...from risking the lives of my siblings, whoever may end them...)
(...I truly wish it didn't have to come to this, but so be it.)
...so, yeah. Nothin' you didn't already know to the rest of the story.
...I'll be honest, I knew something was wrong with that petrol before I even headed back to Gensokyo to find the source, so I'm not sure how much I have to say about what it did to you.
...besides that it isn't enough that I'm gonna act like this never happened...
...but hold on, who was that you said brought Flandre to you? And gave you the offer?
Hidden Figure? Why? What about 'er?
...nothing. She just...makes me uncomfortable.
I wasn't paying attention, but I heard about something she did to the seasons once...and then there was that danmaku festival where she showed up without asking, and things got really dangerous*...
...of course, I'm talking to you now, so...
...I dunno. I mean, if making a deal with her is the way you wanna go, I wouldn't stop you even if I wasn't scared it'd kill me.
(...is Hidden Figure just that good about dealing with people?
(No, hold on, I barely know the umbrella 'sides our first run-in and today...but whatever he is, she ain't a troublemaker.)
(...)
(...whatever, I got better places to ask myself this stuff.)
Heh! The fella at the village didn't even think this thing counted as a weapon...I'm a complete nobody outside the fantasy world!
A nobody who could find any place she wants to find a better deal than the black water, even...
(Crap! No way in hell that thing doesn't remember last time...)
†
...okay, look, we can talk this out, I get my analogy wasn't the best, I know dead zooplankton ain't the same thing as-‡
I want to talk this out.
(...
...)
...
You need to understand this is the cost of stagnation.
Just because I barely do anything about what goes on there doesn't mean half of everyone else hasn't!
And where's that taken us?! A year* with next to no progress on this overarching Agony bull
!!
...I wasn't trying to blame you, but truthfully, I can't disagree with any of that. Besides the insults.
Well, every time someone tries to do something, something else says "no"! Are we just stuck between trying to tear it down or waiting for more problems to happen?!

Chaos is why we're all here, isn't it?
Which doesn't justify-
"Lasting conflict without confusion", yes, I've heard it a thousand times, balancing act.
Speaking of which, you seem to forget the balance that all four of us uphold.
Your stance on letting someone win if the show goes on, Barb's indifference to it all, Sodoma's stance that all must end well...
And my stance. Which is that as long as something is in someone's way, all is as it should be.
This "arc" has been going on forever!!
You and your "arcs"! Why do you think this "Agony" has to end?
Because with conflict comes resolution. That's how things are.
...fine, I won't deny that. But why do you think it has to end for good?
Look at Beta Devil! Look at Surge Man! Look at Grey Matter! All people or things who had time being the source of disarray, but weren't wiped out!
Not every story is like Beta's precious Dragon Ball. In some stories, small conflicts are solved bit by bit, while disorder lingers with no end in sight. Who's to say that isn't what Agony is meant to be?
And if none of you soft-hearted fools like it? There's more to this world than what people call the "main" conflict. Be happy you have that.



(So that's it, huh?! I ain't even a part of his story anymore?!?!)
(To Hell with his bickering. If he's gonna give me enough time that I can give him a piece of my mind, fine by me.)
...well, what are you waiting for?
...wait, what do you mean?
I lost. I'm gonna be gone any second, so might as well put me down with a bang.
...why would you fade? Or...be gone? Or...?
*sigh*
You don't get it. Our leader doesn't just tell us what to do, he's how we're alive.
He's never told me the details, but when I'm working with someone who can take that away from me, I'm not prodding for questions.
But I just wanted a good, fair fight. I'm not one to lead a big army or any trash like that.
I wanted to live my way. Dying standing is a heck of a lot better than living kneeling, and if nothing else it'd mean the leader would actually recognize me.
Willowarp and Rottentest are bonuses to him. The ice rep and I? We're living messages of what the boss wants. And if I can't even be a good figurehead, why make him waste ink?
...
I-is this what you really want? To be kicked while you're down for doing what you want?
If we can't control what your leader does, I'm truly sorry.
But...we don't want to kill you. You have standards - you didn't want to hurt Terumi - and your leader is clearly the one pushing this conquest agenda and not you.
...what does it feel like to go away?
Beats me. I barely even noticed when I came to life, I probably won't even notice when I'm gone.
...
This is gonna sound stupid, but hear us out.
If you really think this guy's gonna erase you either way, why not spend your last moments at full strength?
Pffh...what would I even get to use it on? Just 'cause I'm fast doesn't mean I can overthrow him in seconds.
Well, it's gonna hurt a lot less, for one.
Other thing, though: If you can live any longer, you're showing even if your boss is gonna call you disposable, you ain't gonna accept it.
Even if it doesn't change his mind, you're still gonna be you. Not his "wind troop", not his "figurehead", you. Even if just for a moment.
I'd say that's a way better message than saying you want to die for him.
*sigh*
The ice troop is in a cavern through that hole over there. Get past him, and the boss is the only one left.