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Alright! We've must of done some damage if he's this upset!
Darn machine's stopped working for a second. It's ready to fire now.
Good! Take them down!
The target seems inverious to bullets? Switch to the -AAAH
We can't do a thing!
Despair Squad, cannons ready yet?
It's uh...it's not even close to being fully charged.
What!? How can we stop him then?
{missile} Just keep firing!
We've got enemy reinforcements!
Take out their leader. The rest will follow.
Day one of our operations have gone almost as expected.
Almost?
Well while we did in fact strike at the perfect time while some of the strongest fighters needed to rest, we ended up failing to account for certain other parties. Partially Hades.
Hades?
Despite entering his facility and getting a hold of some of the droids, we failed to account for how far his reach has spread.
We could pose an alliance but-
] NO.
He is the polar opposite of what we stand for. What my vision is for the universe.
But his power plus our own could easily bring the universe under your control.
We made a deal with a being that rivaled Kirby. We can't lose. We can afford another couple of months if it means not becoming the enemy. Understood?
Yes sir.
...Any thing else you wish to report?
There is one more thing. It's about...a particular robotics tournament.
A robotics tournament? At long last...
The universe will know the true power of...
We know. Suppressors, you're up!
Despair Cannons status report.
70% ready.
We'll have to make due then...
Greetings miss! In accordance with Coda 121, you are to be given an organic supervisor for two reasons: To ensure good behavior and to ensure your protection. In accordance with the Azan Treaty, you are to chose. Be advised if any harm is to come to your supervisor you will be held responsible.
You've been accused of breaking Coda 100 by a lone survivor. I suggest you surrender unless you wish for early conscription.
Well what do we have here?
...
...It's clear this exercise will guarantee no desired results and-
Yes my liege.
As I for you, my liege.
...
Maybe...maybe this training did help in learning who I am. Though the file, Emperor Crown, is unreadable.
Attention fellow lifeforms and inorganics. We have won. The universe is safe. Safe from Regulus and now from every hostile force imaginable and unimaginable. Thanks to the efforts of Kilroy and his army, the universe is safe.
As we speak, various outposts are being erected across the universe for the sole purpose of protection. Protection from who you may ask? From them:
It is clear that the ONLY way to protect us lifeforms is to rally against the machines. They have and will take your jobs, your lives, and your children's. Take what happened at Mega City. Do you think it was the work of a human bomber or a metal-clad nutjob?
Be advised that as we speak, various soldiers of the U.K.R, or Universal Kilroy Regiment, are knocking on the doors of those deemed threats and are being given an ultimatum: join the U.K.R. and by extension us lifeforms, or be decommissioned. If you are an machine listening to this, we mean no harm unless you intend to do harm.
So in conclusion, it is up to us to make the world a better place. To make the world what it should be: free from harm. In a sense, each one of you are soldiers to a higher calling. It is your DUTY to accept the responsibility. If you see any suspicious behavior, let a fellow soldier know. It is YOU that could stop the next Mega City or the next Arac or the next Comb Colony.
You are dismissed!
At last. We've reached the fortress's manufacturing plant. Intel suggests that it's nothing compared to the real deal, but it has some functionality at least.
So you just want me to bodyjack them as they come out?
That's the plan private.
Why not just hack it to where their on our side? Then Kilroy can just do his thing and "conscript" them.
...
...
Did you just question my methods private?
Look. You don't own me, okay? I'm simply speeding things along and-.
And what? Are you saying that you own me instead?
That's not what-
First Wily. Then that Evil Energy. Then you. I've ALWAYS been the unwilling lackey to you self-asorbed twits.
...
What's the matter Null? Cat got your tongue? No witty comeback?
...
Come on maggot! Speak! Trust me maggot, you don't want to see me angry do you?
!
Wait a minute...was I always this angry?
When does the training start?
...
So the beast's finally asleep. Can't believe no one save for us wanted this job.
Yeah...yeah really...
...
...I hate when it does that. Creeps me the Wastebin out.
...Uh hey 529.
Yeah?
...Don't tell anyone, but...I think there's something...supernatural about this thing.
...Go on.
Well...I know it sounds crazy, but I noticed that whenever something...odd happens around this facility, that beast reveals its eye.
So what are you saying? That it's responsible for what happened yesterday with the coffee?
That's not what I meant and you know it. I mean that with the recent...glitches happening. You know, the floors turning green, the walls bleeding goo, the neon flowers-
Woah. Hold up....The walls bled goo?
It was on your off day. The point is that I think THAT thing's responsible for it. Why else would no one take-
Look!
...
Did you see that?
See what?
It's eye just glowed green.
Green? Th-
GHHH
529! No!
!
Host deemed at maximum negative energy.


You see that?
Yeah...I see the three gods above our power levels. What about them?
No! I mean the pile of corpses around them. There perfect for what General Kilroy wants. And YOUR going to get them.
...
That's an order. You don't follow my orders, you won't get what you want. Simple as that.
You really are trying to get me killed, aren't you?
You come back, don't you?
That's besides the point...fine.
Alright, listen up.
How'd we get here so quickly?
You will address me as sir, understood?
Sure thing.
...
Want to try that again?
Let's focus on the objective.
You remember the details?
I don't recall you telling me.
...
Any bodies you find you are to bodyjack, then send to these coordinates. Roger that?
Roger that.
...You're not even worth my time.
Here we are, maggot.
This...this is a wall. Where's-
So...how'd your plan go? You'd get that KI like you so confidently said you were going to?
...
Thought as much...
Listen up...behind that helmet lies a weapon capable of helping humanity thrive. Your little bodyjacking ability could help create SOLDIERS dedicated to humanity. You could make the world a better place.
] But...you don't care about that, do you? You care about "escaping" this reality, right? You sound like one of those druggies from the 60s.
It sounds crazy, but I KNOW there's a world beyond this one.
I could argue all day about the contrary, but that's besides the point. You want out? The only way now is the obvious one. AND the moral one, mind you.
What? You think what I did was immoral?
You opened up a dead zone, attacked a random person for no reason, and unleashed a literal God on those with actual morals.
Like I said, it was when I activated my AUTO mode. If I realized what would of happened-
I don't care. They don't care. No one cares. Your excuses have let you friendless and out in the cold. Not everyone is as HEARTLESS as you, maggot.
I'm the best shot you've got for your goal because I'm the ONLY shot you've got. Understood?
...
You said you wanted to leave this world on good terms, right? This is the only way. Now then, are you willing to make a pledge to this great nation and to mankind?
...
How hard is it to use that CPU of yours to make-
Alright. I'm in.
Good. Now then...Corporal Air.
I want you to instruct him as a Corporal would do for a Private.
...Understood sir!
Good. Also, I want you to tell him about our plan against Regulus. I've some business to attend to. Dismissed.
...Thank you. Also, if no one's taken the Flame Medallion, why not use it yourself or give it to the user of the Sol Emeralds? Should increase their flames powers after all.
So...when I fell through the roof, I noticed that you had a...greenish medallion. That's...a Nature Medallion, correct?
So...I don't need it for the sake of a power boost, rather...a memoir. Yeah, a memoir, to a guy that almost beat the great Unbeatable ...
...
No...I'm gonna cut the act. I'm scared. Not of dying, but of failure. What if everyone just pushes forwards while my corpse just...rusts? What if I give it everything, and I mean everything I've got, and this Regulus fellow just...laughs, then kills me just by looking at me. I'll be a failure! he fact is...I'm old. I'm outdated. I'm not the champion I used to be Metal. So...if the medallion accepts me, could I use it? It, combined with the Time Stones, should be enough power to make me useful again. To make me a fighter again. To make me worthy of my fans AND the mercy and humility that he showed me.
Chaotic...is it possible that my logic is fried to the point that-No. It's their lack of information that leads them to their conclusion.
Well...could you at least let Quin out of there. We need to talk about something.
What...what was that for?
That? That was for me. My boss wants to talk to you.
Kilroy?
Who do you think?
You know he's just controlling you like I did, right?
No, I honestly doubt that. For one, I actually remember things compared to how you managed to make me both earn and lose an whole ship as well as half of my crew. All for the sake of some stupid Pokeball. Then you proceeded to program it to where I would reside in some pizzeria where I got drunk until getting fused with another, more aggressive version of me. Finally, after that whole shebang, you made it to where I became drunk once more AND missed the party. And if it wasn't for finding that watch, you would of try body-jacking me again for who know's what. Meanwhile you know what Kilroy's done? He's given me the power to make my own choices.
Okay...what's Two?
Two is that I could never do THIS to the people I hate.
You know...that's a fair point...
Now come on, let's see if your willing to accept his deal this time.
Uh hey Metal...I need to talk to you for a second in private about something...private...