Tyrant Man continues firing Cyber Missiles at Ra Thor!

(OOC: Pretty sure the Unmaker is only that strong against demons.)

Just before the Unmaker can fire, however, Imp Man tries to Jumpscare Ra Thor!
Tyrant Man then dashes at Ra Thor and tries to throw him through the wall!

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Ability Name: Jumpscare (Shadow/Neutral)
Ability Description: Exactly what it says on the tin. Can temporarily stun all enemies, but the more often it's used in the same fight, the less accurate it gets for that particular fight.

Yeah, no. There's NO WAY that's an actual soul contract. Besides, if you WERE one of us, you wouldn't go around killing my minions.

Tyrant Man fires a Tyrant Laser!
Imp Man tries to claw at Ra Thor!

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Ability Name: Tyrant Laser (Laser)
Ability Description: The user, Tyrant Man, fires a piercing laser that does minor damage, but ignores defense completely!

Suddenly, a bunch of Mine Cushions explode underneath Ra Thor's feet!

   PFFFTAHAHAHA! You shoulda seen the look on your FACE!
And then there's THIS hole!
  Also, I'd like to add that for someone who supposedly wants to un-bastardize the best time of the year- because Christmas is overrated IMO-, nomming on the souls of demon-robot-things like my buddies is a pretty bastardly thing for you to do yourself.
Don't you mean "dastardly?"
  Yeah, but mine has a B, which makes it eleven times better.
Whatever, we have an interloper to deal with, so quit your tomery and help me out here.
  Eh, sure! Can't promise any lack of tomery, though!

Tyrant Man points his massive arm cannon at Ra Thor, and shoots three Cyber Missiles at him!

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Ability Name: Mine Cushion (Wind/Explode)
Ability Description: The user lays a mine based on a whoopee cushion, making it silent but deadly. When the mine is stepped or landed on, it explodes for massive damage!

Ability Name: Cyber Missile (Missile/Explode)
Ability Description: An explosive missile that ignores half of the target's defense while dealing massive damage. Tyrant Man usually shoots a slavo of three whenever he uses this.

However, Tyrant Man himself suddenly rains like 15 rockets onto Ra Thor!

Mind your own business, brat!

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  Ain't seeing much here. Though I DO feel SOMETHING...

Meanwhile, in the Somari universe's equivalent of Angel Island Zone...

Alllrighty then. Sending that guy flying off the map felt REALLY satisfying.
Now then. Operation "Steal the Chaos Heart*" is a go.

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*Or whatever the equivalent for the Phantom Ruby is in the Somari universe.

(OOC: ACTUALLY, that's supposed to go to Tyrant Man. Speaking of which...)

Finally. Time for phase 1!

Suddenly, demonic portals appear in random locations on earth!

Ali Tachyos casually yeets it into the distance because cease thine bullcrap!

Ali Tachyos then unleashes an ACTUALLY undodgeable, ACTUALLY unstoppable Breakneck Blitz that causes Ra Thor to get sent off the edge of the universe!

Meanwhile, the Almighty Stick Bug Army takes barely any damage since you can't prove the memehood of the Daddy Longlegs, and retaliates with a crapton of Skitter Smacks!

Except Ali Tachyos still indeed has all his limbs intact, and proceeds to beat the crap out of Ra Thor! Also, The Almighty Stick Bugs aren't squashed that easily!

BOI U DIDNT ANSWER MAH QUESTION LOL

The Almighty Stick Bug Army takes a bit of damage, and retaliates with an even larger amount of Bad Pizzas!


BOI SHUT UR MOUTH AND LISTEN UP LOL
THE REASON US STICK BUGS ARE SO GUD AT DIS IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BECAUSE WE'RE A MEME LOL
BUT NOT U LOL
ALL U ARE IS A RIPOFF OF US MEAN TO CAPITALIZE ON OUR MEMEHOOD LOL
HELL U CANT EVEN DO DAT RITE LOL
SINCE WHEN THE HELL ARE DADDY LONGLEGS INTERNET MEMES IN THE FIRST PLACE LOL

Suddenly, the rest of The Almighty Stick Bug Army converges on that particular Daddy Longlegs and spams Buzzsaws on it!

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GOTTA TEACH YOU DIS LESSON BOI LOL

The Almighty Stick Bug Army just got done nuking the crap out of the Daddy Longlegs army!

THOSE MORONS WERENT EVEN WORTH THE EFFORT LOL

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(Tyrant Man:) Tch, buzzkill. Demonic invasion it is, then.

Tyrant Man returns to Deimos, presumably to plot something big.

A hulking, muscular (if you can even call him that), tall robot with a rocket launcher for an arm that you could SWEAR was as tall as a skyscraper, has arrived at the studio! Seriously, he's like an alternate universe version of Hyper Storm H got smarter, and then traded bulk for muscle(?) mass and being super tall.

Okay, I call myself Tyrant Man, and I want in on your tournament. I haven't had a good moment to flex my theoretical muscles, after all. Seriously though, if it turns out I'm not exactly able to sign up, I'm going to blow up the nearest house with a Cyber Missile.

Suddenly, the first Seija has run off, leaving the second one to fend for herself!

Instead, due to her nature as an Amanojaku, it simply creates a SECOND Seija!

Seriously, what the hell is your BEEF with me!? All I'm trying to do is make sure you corrupt, overpowered hacks get what you deserve! I don't even remember doing anything to YOU specifically!
ALSO, who put this second me here!? She doesn't even LOOK cool!

Seija simply dodges the gap and shoots Yukari with a Cutter Shot!

Outta my sight, Gap Hag! This has NOTHING to do with you!

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The Almighty Stick Bug Army also takes minimal damage from the Knife Barrage if that's how you're gonna play it!

...You know, I'm INCREDIBLY bored right now.

Suddenly, Seija notices Shired watching from afar!

Well, ain't THIS convenient!

Amanojaku "Wearing the Skin of The Dead"

Seija suddenly changes skins, gaining the appearance and abilities of Shired, along with his absurd defensive prowess!

...Did she just..!?

Seija then casually proceeds to tank pretty much every attack thrown at her, and retaliates with a Shield Overdrive!

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Meanwhile, The Almighty Stick Bug Army unleashes a crapton of Bash Jams at the Daddy Longlegs Army!