Suddenly, the GLSF More Gun appears hovering over earth instead!

              
  THAT'S IT, EVERYBODY DIES!!

Suddenly, a crapton of Homing Blitzkreigs start flying towards where the plot is!

  So this guy thinks he can just defy the laws of barriers and just straight up bull his way past EVERYTHING EVER!? That's cool, I'LL JUST BLOW UP EVERYONE HE CARES ABOUT TILL HE WILLINGLY GIVES US THE CHAOS HEART WITHOUT TRYING TO PULL ONE OVER ON US! Waste of MY ing Monday!
[  Telum, calm down! What's gotten into yo-
  *slugs Xiphos in the face*   NO YELLING IN THE BUS!!!

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  Hello yes I believe you have something that belongs to me; now fork over the Chaos Heart or I'm gonna-
  Waaiiiit a second, THAT'S not a Chaos Heart! It's just a bubblegum-flavored Chaos Emerald!

  Ain't it obvious? It's so we can send more and more worlds into the void, thus making it not a big mass of nothingness, DUH! Plus, Tachyos saw it first, not you, therefore, we got dibs on it!
  Also, you REALLY think I didn't arm this bad boy with any defensive abilities whatsoever? THINK AGAIN!

The GLSF More Gun used Ultima Shell!

  *You ain't gon' do shit.mp4*

GLSF More Gun | Level: Unknown | HP: ???/??? (3000%) | ATK: Barely More Incalculable EX ⯅ | DEF: Extremely high ⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅⯅ | SPD: Who needs dodging ability when you have GUNS!?

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Ability Name: Ultima Shell
Type: Shield/Defense
Description: The user creates an extremely powerful forcefield around themselves that can't be teleported past, and raises the user's Defense by TEN STAGES, whilst also mitigating preposterous amounts of damage dealt to them!

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Meanwhile, with Ali Tachyos...

  (Well, so far the  GLSF More Gun  and that guy are probably squaring off by now. Meanwhile, on the side of the board literally NOBODY was paying attention to, my little Chaos Heart Radar just picked up a trace of the Chaos Heart in that building over there! I KNEW trying not to fight him head-on was a great idea! Plus, if that guy tries to go after me, he risks letting the  More Gun  shoot the crap out of everything! Genius, Tachyos!

Ali Tachyos then sneaks into the building where the Chaos Heart's signal came from!

(OOC: I don't think it's related to Groudon, my dude. Seems pretty close tho.)

The GLSF More Gun used a Charged Metal Anchor!
The GLSF More Gun used Seed Bomb!
The GLSF More Gun used Rain Flush!
The GLSF More Gun used Aqua Balloon!
The GLSF More Gun used Buster Charge!

GLSF More Gun | Level: Unknown | HP: ???/??? (3000%) | ATK: Barely More Incalculable EX ⯅ | DEF: Pretty high | SPD: Who needs dodging ability when you have GUNS!?

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Charged Metal Anchor: Causes a bunch of metallic Storm Eagle duplicates to rain down on the enemy.

Okay, there's NO WAY he could have bounced that Ice Beam back without Mirror Coat, OR that Needle Cannon! I call BS!

The GLSF More Gun used Ice Beam!
The GLSF More Gun used Needle Cannon!
The GLSF More Gun used Drill Bomb!
The GLSF More Gun used Metal Anchor!
The GLSF More Gun used Drift Diamond!

GLSF More Gun | Level: Unknown | HP: ???/??? (3000%) | ATK: Barely More Incalculable EX ⯅ | DEF: Pretty high | SPD: Who needs dodging ability when you have GUNS!?

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Ability Name: Metal Anchor
Type: Impact
Description: The user lobs a heavy, durable anchor at the target, dealing damage and worsening lowered stats!

Ability Name: Drift Diamond
Type: Freeze/Crystal
Description: The user lobs a heavy, durable anchor at the target, dealing damage and worsening lowered stats!

(OOC: I don't know if someone already made descriptions for these abilities, but whatever.)

Ooohhh noooo, psychic superpowers, what will I EEEVER do about- WELL HOW ABOUT THIS!?

The GLSF More Gun used Mental Distruptor, causing the projectiles to fly back towards Walter somehow!
The GLSF More Gun used Ice Beam!
The GLSF More Gun used Seed Bomb!
The GLSF More Gun used Zap Cannon!
The GLSF More Gun used Homing Blitzkrieg! The GLSF More Gun's attack harshly fell!

GLSF More Gun | Level: Unknown | HP: ???/??? (3000%) | ATK: Barely More Incalculable EX ⯅ | DEF: Pretty high | SPD: Who needs dodging ability when you have GUNS!?

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Ability Name: Mental Disruptutor
Type: Space
Description: The user emits frequencies that disrupt the mental capabilities of all enemies, making their psychic abilities 4 times harder to use!

Ability Name: Ice Beam
Type: Freeze/Laser
Power: 43(/90)
Accuracy: 100%
Description: The user shoots a beam of cryogenic energy at the target, dealing damage with a 10% to Freeze the target solid!

Ability Name: Seed Bomb
Type: Nature/Explode
Power: 37(/80)
Accuracy: 100%
Description: The user slams a bunch of hard-shelled, explosive seeds from above, dealing damage!

Ability Name: Zap Cannon
Type: Electric/Explode
Power: 55(/120)
Accuracy: 50%
Description: The user shoots a really powerful, but inaccurate electric blast that upon hit, does massive damage to the target whilst Paralyzing them!

Ability Name: Homing Blitzkrieg
Type: Missile
Power: 28
Accuracy: 99%
Description: The user fires a deadly storm of missiles upon random enemies on the opponent's side of the field (specifically, 14 of them), dealing massive damage to them! The user's attack stat severely falls after each use, however.

Ali Telum heads over to the cockpit, where a bunch of generic Singularity Mechas are preparing to engage!!

Hey, I think that's the guy Tachyos was talking about! him up!

The GLSF More Gun used Attack Skyrocket! Attack went up three stages!
The GLSF More Gun used Defense Plummet!
The GLSF More Gun used Dive Missile!
The GLSF More Gun used Magnet Missile!
The GLSF More Gun used Needle Cannon!

(Note: These are actually much bigger versions of the weapons being used. And by bigger I mean each one can destroy a small town with ease.)

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GLSF More Gun | Level: Unknown | HP: ???/??? (3000%) | ATK: Slightly More Incalculable EX ⯅⯅⯅ | DEF: Pretty high | SPD: Who needs dodging ability when you have GUNS!?

Ability Name: Defense Plummet
Type: Missile/Defense
Description: Forbidden ability, lowers target's defense by 3 stages or all enemies' defense by 2 stages.

Singularity (except Ali Tachyos) is yeeted off the planet!

  GAH! What ze hell was ZAT!?
  See, Xiphos!? THIS is why we need MORE GUN to take these guys on!
  Sorry, but I'm putting a moratorium on zat FOREVER! Zere is NO AMOUNT OF GUN Zat can stop someone from being punched off ze planet, zere never HAS been, AND ZERE NEVER WILL BE, SO SHUT UP ABOUT ZAT!
  PFFFFFTTTAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You thought I meant that we needed a crapton of extra armaments!?
  Zat's what "more gun" MEANS, you nitwit!
  No, I ain't talking about my catchphrase, I'm talking about THIS baby RIGHT HERE!

Ali Telum pulls out his Electronic Battleship Advanced Mission game set and starts dialing numbers on it! Suddenly, Ali Xiphos' squad (not tachyos though because he's on the planet still) is teleported onto the bridge of a Sun-sized ship! The camera pans out to reveal just what we're dealing with here...!





  Lemme be the first to welcome you aboard the  GLSF More Gun!
  You could've TOLD us you were bringing a secret weapon!
  What, and ruin the surprise factor? Not gonna happen!
  ...What's the initials stand for though?
  Gun Lord's Space Frigate! Now let's get this MOVING, people!

Suddenly, the  GLSF More Gun approaches the Sacred World of The Kai, putting up Anti-Ki Forcefields Anti-Punch Forcefields, and Anti-Instakill Forcefields!

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Ability Name: Anti-Ki Forcefields
Type: Laser/Shield
Description: The user creates a barrier around itself that makes Ki-based attacks completely worthless against them!

Ability Name: Anti-Punch Forcefields
Type: Impact/Shield
Description: The user creates a barrier around itself that makes physical attacks completely worthless against them!

Ability Name: Anti-Instakill Forcefields
Type: Empty/Shield
Description: The user creates a barrier around itself that makes instant death attacks (Even Hakai) completely worthless against them!

  ...Moskau, Moskau, Billy Mays the handyman, post the list of thriller sand, ohohohoho, HEY! Moskau, Moskau, diamond stealing is so gross--
  Dude, you're butchering the lyrics. Also, your singing kinda sucks.
  Yeah, well it's either THIS, or NOTHING, buddy! And I ain't gonna just listen to a lack of sound on repeat!
  Can it, you two! I think that's the guy's planet over there!
  Well zen! Let's go reclaim us a Chaos Heart!

Singularity lands in the Sacred World of the Kai!

Name's Sheep Man. Seriously though, why do you look like an armored cyclops?

(OOC: End of day)

Sheep Man considers his options, and follows close behind, making sure to look out for anything he can use to enhance his abilities.

Oh okay.
Sheep Man wasn't there I guess.
(OOC: Wait, maybe I could make it so that the sheer temporal energy from the attack sent Sheep Man there?)

A certain sheep robot approaches Stanley and Gaspar.

Oh, hey. Did that Delta Miser guy send you here too? Maybe cause a supernova to explode in your face while he's at it?

  Gentlemen, I believe we know why we're gathered right now.
  Actaully, no we don't. All I know is that Xiphos called me on my Handheld Fan while I was trying to sleep, then told me to "get ze hell over here".
  

  That, and I wasn't listening over the sound of me commiting atrocious war crimes!
  Yes, yes, we've already heard that "THESE GUNS" joke about a thousand times by now.
  HEY! That is a BLATANT LIE! I've only told that joke a total of 823 times!
  

  Alright zen, as you're no doubt aware, Ali Tachyos' mission was to retrieve ze Chaos Heart.
  Wait, so you're saying he FINALLY got on that!? NICE!
  Yes, but when ze Chaos Heart was found, some fool apparently stole it from Tachyos before ze latter could grab said Chaos Heart, and then skedaddled off with it.
  Really? That sucks. So what's our gameplan?
  Obviously, we gotta USE MORE G-
  "More gun" is NOT a valid solution to every problem we come across! Besides, this guy's probably got some insane amount of power and could kick our es easily if we try to rush him head-on! That's why we need a GAMEPLAN, remember!?
  Well, I was able to steal U1 Aeon's Y E Z Z Y S easily, and he had a BFG zat could split tomlines! ...Still can't believe we're calling zem zat, zough. Good zing he's dead, by ze way.
  U1 AEON IS DEAD!?
  ...Wait, seriously? Who killed U1 Aeon?
  It was ME! Yes, I did it like ZIS!

Ali Xiphos throws a giant, green ball in the air, meant to represent the full-power BFG blast, and cuts it up, along with a training dummy that was in the corner!

  WHOOP-DE-DO! What do you zink of ZAT?
  Pretty cool! Anyway, here's MY idea...

Ali Tachyos starts talking to the group in morse code! However, the phrase that said morse code translates to is also in Ancient Language™!

  Holy f, zat might actually work!
  You bet your my plan's gonna work!
  ...What were you saying, anyway?
  I was gonna suggest we kidnap his uncle, but whatever. If we're gonna do this, then let's get on it.
  Right! Manly men, MOVE OUT!

The group then gets ready to infiltrate the Sacred World of The Kai!

  weal dat waz borin as a mofafuk
  whut eva tom 2 begging da hest 4 REEL Z'S

Moronicule takes out a couple sheets of paper with some stuff scribbled on them!





  sush a musterpies
  ait LES DO DEES

Moronicule goes off to hunt down the three legendaries on the list!

  Wha--
  That PIECE OF...!

Ali Tachyos takes out a Sega Game Gear and dials some numbers on it!

Suddenly, Ali Xiphos gets a call on his Sewing Machine!

  Yes, Ali Xiphos speaking.
  Xiphos, it's Tachyos! We've got a federal ing issue here! First of all, I managed to find the Chaos heart-
  Holy , you're ACTUALLY getting on zat for once!?
  Yeah, but before I could grab it, some guy shows up and just casually yoinks it away!
  Well, ZAT doesn't sound very good. So, we tracking ze fool down?
  Hell no, not by ourselves. The guy's probably on the same level as that Duracell hack. Yeah, I watched the games on TV. They were BORING, by the way.
   If we were to try and take him 6 on 1, though? He'd be MUCH easier to beat!
  Pretty sure he'll just bull his way past every attack we zrow at him. We need a BETTER idea, Tachyos.
  I say we get Ali Telum in on this, see what he thinks!
  It's practically a guarantee zat he'd just say "USE MORE GUN" or somezing like zat, but whatever.

(Just gonna ignore the fight against Tyrant Man again huh?)

Meanwhile, with Ali Tachyos...

  Hey, that kinda looks like...!

Ali Tachyos dashes toward a shadowy, heart-shaped object embedded in rocks!

  Holy crap, it IS! That's the Chaos Heart!
  Now all I gotta do is get it out without damaging it, and get it back to base!

Tyrant Man gets hit for quite a bit of damage!

Tch! You subpar excuse for a robot...! Don't expect that trick to work again!

Suddenly, a barrage of rockets falls upon Ra Thor!

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Ability Name: Rocket Rain (Missile/Explode)
Ability Description: Tyrant Man shoots four Cyber Missiles into the sky, as a series of warning circles appear in spots on the ground. A turn after this is used, the Cyber Missiles will hit the marked points!