Wario and Waluigi carry on... not fully aware of how close to their arrival they may be.
Next time you crack my nerves like that, it's off to the damn pits with you!!
Hey, it ain't Waluigi's fault that invincible hole's got you insecure!
..."Invincible... hole". Really.
Well, he's domineering, and he's mean--
And that makes him INVINCIBLE!? That's retarded!
You can't say that word, Wario!
Just did and probably will again in the future, cone-chin! Listen, you goof, ain't no one in this world invincible! Not compared to the likes of Wario!
Wario certainly fits ONE of the two adjectives.
(Although... with how strong Shake King's shown himself to be...)

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Shake King takes a Guriguri Ember to the back, is rushed by a Pellet Rush from the front, is struck with two tails knocking him into the air and then hit with an Instant 9 Judgement.

Shake King dashes towards Yoshles with a fist in his direction, but Yoshles dodges, placing a well-timed punch straight to Shake King's stomach, with Shake King subsequently being hit with 3 simultaneous bombs from behind!

The Darkness Pending becomes slightly weaker. Young Cricket feels black flames upon contact.

Shake King uses his other arm to grab Hub's.

Now, you will tremble... Tremble to the King of a--!

Shake King suddenly takes a powerful kick to the face, crashing him into a wall.

I had a feeling something-a-screwy was going on here.

The Mad Hatter suddenly swings both of it's fists at Somari, only for them to be caught by two different people.

This ends here!
(Is that guy really the same Shake King?)
Yes.
Yes.
(Perfect.)

Ryoga tosses the Mad Hatter away while Yoshles glides straight for the wounded Shake King.

As Black Jewel is about to hit the cliff despite that making almost no sense, a barrier is suddenly formed around him.

...
Hey... he's not responding... What gives?
...I have a hunch.
Really? What do you think?
I'm not going to say because I don't feel like it.

Another laser strikes.

Shake King dodges the Ice Slasher before attacking with an Earthshake Punch!

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Darkness Pending (Shadow/Shield)- Black Jewel creates a powerful sphere of energy made out of dark magic. Can surround himself or others in it.

Shake King quickly lands on his feet, before grabbing the Quick Boomerang NT and snapping it, before firing off a half dozen Shake Beams.

...

Black Jewel doesn't react in any way to being thrown, while the person responsible for moving the Mad Hatter is suddenly zapped in the back with a somewhat painful laser rifle, releasing him.

...MY! ONE! chance to be important! And I blew--

Suddenly, something come in between Sciencestein and the Mad Hatter, reducing the latter's momentum to that of a patter.

...Huh?
Huh?
Reckless. Be useful or begone.

Shake King grabs Sciencestein and throws him a safe distance away.

*"Oof!" But from Super Mario 64*

Shake King and the Hatter share a quick glance, with Shake King nodding, before the Mad Hatter suddenly grabs Shake King, spinning him around before swinging him directly in Hub's direction!

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Shadwari can only look on... but Miner does nothing.

...

Suddenly, behind him warp three different people.

...Hnh... about time.

Sciencestein injects something into Shake King, who suddenly falls back onto his knees.

This should heal you fully... Or it would have, if it didn't take so much to restore someone as powerful as you.
It makes no difference.... How long until the transfusion process is complete?
A minute, and you'll be stronger than you were before. But if I'm interrupted... it's over.

Shake King stands up. Cannoli's Mad Hatter vehicle grows, and increases in size, becoming much larger.

We'll give you that time.

Meanwhile, two figures watch in the air, one floating while the other sits on the first's shoulder.

...

Shadwari lays on the ground, unable to properly move.

(Damn... I'm all out of energy. This makes being able to tell whether that attack did the job a lot more difficult.)
(But if not... We're all done for.)
...

Shadwari suddenly hears a noise beginning to rise.

U-...ugh...
(He's alive?)

More crumbling noises emerge, along with a battered figure.

S-such power... I see... I was much too overconfident with my own strength...
...."Chaos Blast", was it? If I hadn't had coated myself in lightning, I would have been destroyed by that technique of yours immediately.
...
But unfortunately for you, It was not enough. And while it is true that I am at my weakest.... I still hold infinitely more power than the likes of either of you in your current states.

The battle between everyone against Sciencestein, Black Jewel, and Cannoli continues... only for a large beacon of light to emerge in the middle of the castle on the horizon.

Uh... I have-a-bad feeling something important's going on there...
Y'ain't the only one...

Meanwhile, Black Jewel seems to be processing something...

...
...Oh. That's bad.
What's-a-bad?
Nothing. C'mon bottomers, we got a leader to save.
I am not a bottom!
I contest that statement myself! I am merely a chad science enjoyer!
More like "virgin fairy discrimination fan".
you!
you.

Black Jewel teleports away with Cannoli and Sciencestein.

(Anyone have any idea where they went??)
I think I have a clue...

The ship suddenly is split in half by a yellow electric blur.
...WHAT.
EMERGENCY. EMERGENCY. CRITICAL DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE. AUTO-PILOT SYSTEMS SHUTTING DOWN.
*...inhale*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Captain Syrup suddenly reaches into her pocket, pulling out a Strange Lamp before rubbing it.

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU ZATCH BELL LOOKING WALMART NORWEIGAN PIECE OF !?

After a few more seconds of rubbing, a dark mist seems to rise from the lamp, turning into a large person.

--Overall, although it has it's fair share of funny moments, I'm going to have to give Captain N: The Game Master four rupees out of te--...
...
...*sigh*... What's your one wish?
Infinite wishes.
I--
DID I STUTTER!?
...You're kinda rude... but you know what? You're pretty spontaneous! I like that! Not like I had anything better to do, anyway... Consider it done, partner.
NOW GET ME, THE CRYSTAL, AND EVERYTHING HERE STILL ALIVE SOMEWHERE SAFE!... But not too far away.
Okay, but... Just lettin' you know, the crystal isn't on-ship anymore... Looks like someone took it..
I DON'T CARE! JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
If ya say so--

The remainders of the ship explode upon fully plummeting to the ground.

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Strange Lamp (Typeless)- A mysterious lamp that when rubbed, summons a powerful mystic entity. It's origins from creation are unknown.

Heat continues walking down the street.

...You know what? I can be petty some other time.

Scale's nanotech armor flies onto him, merging with him.

Right now, it's time to rekt some skrubs.
Heheh! Yeah! All four of us!
You mean the three of us.
(MURDER!!!!!!! I WILL MURRDDERRR!!!!!)
Let's just warp there already this is beginning to drag.

Scale jets over to a teleporter on the other side of the room. Walter shrugs and follows.

Alright, furball-- it's totally on now! You two want me? You got me!

Fire Leo gets up, joining Frost Tiger's side.

You moron! I, uh, I had him right where I wanted him!
If by so you mean underestimating him... then yes. You indeed did.

Frost Tiger extends his claws.

Are you ready to finally work as the duo we're supposed to rather than run into danger haphazardly?
That's what you don't get, Tiger. I AM the danger...

Frost Tiger releases a wave of freezing energy, while the molecules around Fire Leo suddenly ignite, creating a heavy flame around him.

...People just so happen to find ME.

The both of them spit simultaneous attacks from their mouths, the two blasts homing in on Joe, who wipes the blood from the scratch on the side of his face.

All right! It's time to just go for it!

Rather than dodge, Joe runs straight towards the spheres, redirecting their momentum and shifting them away!

What!?
Heh! Two words, buddy boy! Inner-freaking-peace! Let's me do things not even I would be able to do as an average Joe!
(It's also soooorta kinda really excruciatingly underdeveloped compared to Master Oogway's, but they don't need to know that.)
Find peace in paradise! Your attempts at deflection is childish, which means easy offense for us!

Fire Leo and Frost Tiger begin to spam the same attack over and over.

Here we go!

Joe begins to redirect and counter all of the oncoming projectiles, but is quickly overwhelmed by the repeated onslaught, crashing him into a wall.

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Magma Sphere (Earth/Flame)- Fire Leo spits a corrosive ball of magma at the opponent, doing intense levels of damage.
Tundra Sphere (Earth/Freeze)- Frost Tiger spits a frozen ball of ice at the opponent, not doing much damage but having a high chance of Freezing the target.

Fire Leo charges straight at Joe, leaving a trail of fire behind him!

I'LL BURN YOU TO ASH!
Here it comes!

Fire Leo ignites his claws, slashing at Joe, who dodges in and between every attack.

Woah! Okay, Rover, why don't we settle down and set our differences aside with some tea?
NO DEALS!!

Fire Leo does a downward slash at Joe... who grabs his claws in-action.

Your loss. Looks Like you're gonna be going on a leash!
...Heh!
What? If you think getting your butt kicked is funny, you've got a pretty sick sense of humor, man.
Y'know, I don't know what I was thinking losing my temper with you... you're hopelessly naive.
You wanna repeat that?

While Joe and Fire Leo struggle for control... Fire Leo charges up a Fireball in his mouth.

Aw, crud! I totally forgot!

As Fire Leo readies an Atomic Flame, Joe suddenly releases Fire Leo's claws, sliding under him just as he shoots the fireball.

MACH SPEED! WATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA--!

Joe suddenly unloads a rapid assault of open-palmed jabs to Fire Leo's back, sending him crashing onto the floor!

UGH!

Joe then leaps into the air, getting ready to attack Fire Leo head-on with a dive-kick!!

RED HOT KICK!

Joe begins to rise down on Fire Leo, abut to make impact... before suddenly turning his body in an attempt to avoid a blurry object, putting him off course, though he still drops down, turning to the figure responsible.

What the-- Why'd you interrupt!? I was just getting to the coolest part!!
As much as my arrogant sibling may deserve it... We still have our pride as warriors. And I will not allow it to go ruptured.
Hnh! Well, tough luck, cool cat! If you can't even hit me when I'm off-guard, what chance do you have now!?
Take a look at your face.
Eh? Okay, I guess. But I don't see what kinda mental gymnastics you're gettin' at--
U-uh!
A true warrior always has their guard up, concentrated...
...It is a lesson you will learn the hard way.

Well, would you look who it is? I didn't, like, think I'd end up seeing you two dudes ever again! How's my favorite cat and dog duo!
FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A DOG!! We'll see how smug that carefree attitude gets you this time!
Viewtiful Joe... I had come to test my might against you, and yet, you expect to face our combined wrath as not a superhero... but as a regular person?
Well, I've been workin' kinda hard, y'know? Besides, if my memory's all good, then I've already beaten the two of you individually before, haven't I?
Now show yourselves! Or are you guys just gonna run away like chickens?
CHICKENS? NOW THAT DOES IT! I HOPE YOU'VE MADE AMENDS WITH YOUR TIME HERE ON EARTH, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO THE NEXT LIFE!
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DIE!
Eep!

Vaati takes a stroll through the dark area.

Man, this is going all according to keikaku. I could almost call this too easy!
Do you even have a plan? All you seem to be doing is running amok and causing random nonsense to happen.
EX-ACTLY! That nonsense will cause fate to align the exact way I want it too, allowing me to--
Why are you manipulating everything this way? Why not allow fate to "align" through direct action rather than messing with these fools (of which you hold equal merit as one) through games?
Yeah. See, random sassy person, I kinda already thought of that.
And?
It's not fun.
....Fun, hmmm? So it's not about your "survival of the fittest"?
If you want to overanalyze, partially. But seriously? I was talking out of my .
Your... Cucco.
You know what I meant. But it's not about power. It's not about creation, it's not about destruction, it's not about domination, it's not about preservation. It's about fun.
It's a game, and a wonderful one at that. Will the good-hearted prevail? Or will the cunning, handsome, brilliant, triumph with an evil scheme? Sounds like a jolly roger old time, after all.
No one finds this fun but you.
Ah, but the amount of fun I'm having is equal to the amount of not-fun everyone else has! Sooooo... it balances out!
...It's clear to me now. You raucous ruffians have all the same mentality behind your actions. Both you AND your championed "heroes." HOWEVER...
..For HOW long do you intend to hide from a certain truth-- A revelation forming a connection that brings all the people you are antagonizing together?
...
...*baby giggling*

Vaati vanishes, leaving a heap of dust.

...Play your games. We will see what they result in soon.

What the hell!?
Don't squirm like that, idiot! Do you want to experience terminal velocity!?
Wario felt that too, right? That wave 'a power...
...Yeah. Yeah, I did.
And it came from the same place they're headed towards!
I noticed.
What if that was-- Shaddap, okay?! I'm tryn'a think!!
...
...
D'ya think it was Shake Ki--

Wario without hesitation drops Waluigi.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Silent from the broken table and floor, Walter and Scale then look back to each other.

This is why I'm so big on nanotech. No time wasted on freakshow accidents made by people who can't control themselves.
Hey, cut him some... slack. It's not like he can help it.
I'm also talking about the guy who busted through my wall. Smart.
Nuts.

That sounds... yeesh.
Us (and Jelly Jiggler) should probably do something. You comin' with? No pressure, you can chill here if you want.
ARE YOU CUH-RAY-ZEE!? YOU'D HAVE TO BE THE MOST COCKY, CLUELESS, INCONCEIVABLY NAIVE, MEGALOMANIACAL--
Why not I mean I'm not doing anything else at the moment.

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......This really isn't doing it for me.