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Fellow spear-throwing Monking, come this way! Need to save rest of former tribe!
That...
Was amazing! I feel like an Air Boy right now!
Say Blues, there's a tourney coming soon.
You should join if you want!
I am the wind itself! Every time a living being breathes, I grow stronger. Every time you move, the force you exert translates to wind energy.
How can she not see that I'm not trying to hurt anyone? Am I so far gone that I can't see-
What? No! NO NONONONONONO
*MISSING FOLLOWING: KI ENERGY. ALTERNATIVES: DESPAIR ENERGY, HOPE ENERGY.
*ANALYZING ENERGY SOURCES: KIRBY, DEFTEROS, QUIN
*WARNING* *WARNING* MISSING MKII SAMPLE! MISSING MKII SAMPLE! CRITICAL ERROR! SAMPLES ESCAPING HOST! ATTEMPTING TO REVERT OUT OF AUTO MODE. *+1
No. Please no.
It will be fine...please be fine, please be fine, please be-
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I learned this trick when I went to the Jurassic!*
I don't want a better experience. I don't deserve a better experience. Compared to the ones who suffer, I've got it pretty easy. The fact is though that as long as I'm here, I'm a danger. Remember: If I die, this universe dies. It's how GammaGhost wrote me. I can't understand just how that would work even with Ninja Phantom controlling the strings. The real world...is the perfect place for me because I have no power there. I can't hurt anyone there.
As for my future...when I was apart of the system, I managed to find a email. It matched this user and I...explored its contents. I found a docs file with a list of characters...You know where I'm going with this? I refuse to take the chance of them just changing their mind.
What the?
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Both you and Missingno fail to see the point.
This reality is nothing more than 1s and 0s. And maybe a 2 here and there. The point is that in this world anything could happen. Dragons, worldenders, living memes, and more all exist here. In the real world, none of that exists. That also goes for the timebomb that is my demise. I'm not sticking around.
Kogasa...
I've seen the future. Two futures. Nothing is more depressing than finding that the one in which I leave is the happier one for everyone else.
The bait is set.
Gotcha!
I'll blow you away!
I don't want your pity!
I want a fight!
One shot. All it took was one shot.
Sure thing random person I don't know.
Figures they wouldn't recognize me. After all, I've...well...changed.
Sorry. Rambling to myself. What's up?
What matter of sorcery is this I wonder...
You won't have to wait long!
Time to show my fans that I'm not as rusty as others may think I am!
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Hello?
Root! Where have you been? You were given direct orders to evacuate along with everyone. We need everyone we've got to secure the other sectors.
And when did you tell me that?
Whenever we sent out the signal to-
Oh. Sorry. I for-
Forgot that I'm disconnected from the hivemind. I know.
...*sighs*
Look. You've got to let this whole Null thing go and come back. We need you.
You don't need me. You just need another number to add to the body count.
You're just willing to forsake your purpose like this?
I have no purpose now! The moment Null killed me only to come back was the day I lost my purpose and found a new one.
So it's treason then? You're just gonna walk away from the system? 5642 and counting bots are defending the sectors, and you want to be the only one choosing not to? Why?
...Is it possible Null's hacked you to serve as a distraction while viruses attack the system? 101! If you're in there, just return to base! We'll fix you! We-
...This is why I'm not coming back. Because of you guys and your one-track minds always focusing on the system. Never realizing that there's more to life than just the system.
I never would of known that being out of the hivemind would be a good thing. If it wasn't for Null, I wouldn't have this freedom...The freedom of choice.
If only I could go back to when I was blind.
And there we go!
Hello?
Yo. You've reached Kool Kanyon Water Park, home of the one of a kind Buffalo Bayo-
...Funky Monkey.
...How much we talking?
An island's worth of bananas.
Alright. So who's the target or targets?
Okay. Just calm down Aratis. It doesn't look like it's going to hurt me...
Unless it's trying to crush me with it's mind! Or maybe it's going to throw that rag which is no doubt infected with some virus that can somehow infect machines at me. Or maybe that cane can shoot lasers! Or maybe it-
Oh. Oh boy.
Wait. It asked for my name.
I am? I am, i am, i am...Aratos.
Er...Aratis...
...Please don't hurt me!
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Uh Commander Rugal. How...how did I end up here?
Eep!
...Noted...
Well...let's fix that wall.
My group? My group only consists of Quin and I. Sure I've done some...questionable things, but you leave Quin out of it. He's harmless.
In any case, I agree with the overreaction part. You see...
I've come to surrender. Or if permitted, to join your side. I've got all the info from the UKR I wished to acquire.