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MEAN PERSON WILL FREE BROTHER KIDDY.
MEAN PERSON WILL HELP WORLD STOP MEANER PERSON REGULUS.
IF MEAN PERSON DO MORE MEAN THINGS, CHUNKY SMASH MEAN PERSON AND MAKE HIM WISH HE COULD DIE.
...!
What's wrong?
...something happened to Beta Shadow.
...excuse me?
What? The
hole got what he deserved.
SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL SCRAP YOU ALIVE.
I'd say it a million times more! He was so caught up in deleting occupied worlds that he never thought about what it's like to be caught in the crossfire! Or worse, NOT be caught in it!!!
Don't act like you don't know. You and your brothers were just as much victims of Dimension DOS' abandonment as WE were.
What, like you're the only ones?! Don't you remember what I came to this Dimension for in the first place?!?! What I wanted from it?!
Oh, like that gives you an excuse for nearly wrecking the balance of DK Island and letting Kahtos almost blow it to SMITHEREENS?!?!
You been livin' luxury life on DK Island since yer birth, being spoiled by a Multi-Omniversal being who can't keep his mouth shut!!!
CHUNKY DONE SEEING FRIENDS GET HURT!!!
I'm not going to bother intervening with what you did to a Reaper. That's part of the story.
What I am going to point out, however, is that the hierarchy is horribly outdated.
Back when Beta Devil revealed it on Page 20, Reapers were the strongest hierarchy beings to show their faces.
And to say things have changed since Beta Devil's first attack would be the biggest understatement on the whole site.
Now, I can't update the hierarchy. Even with my best estimates of power, that doesn't change that I didn't write it.
I don't expect someone under Beta Shadow's ownership to revise it on the spot, either. I'm just saying that you have no reason to undermine the power of Kirby, El Grande Padre, or even Cranky Kong just because they're absent from insufficient data.
I'd certainly like to know how the three of us are going to get anywhere. Schmitt and I don't exactly have positive public images, and you've killed at least five people on top of being partially responsible for Jazz Hands.
Well, before we worry about quantity, let's discuss quality.
Chances are, anyone who fights against Regulus needs to be, at worst, a jack of all trades.
Defense or speed over attack? You're not going to scratch him even with the backup.
Attack or speed over defense? You're a piece of wet tissue paper who's going to blow up if he looks at you funny.
Attack or defense over speed? He'll wear you down to nothing before you can move an inch.
And that's without talking about robots with type weaknesses. They're less common than some think, but they exist. Air, the All-Star Numbers...even the DOSBots, from what I've scanned of them, have weaknesses to certain dual-types.
Our first step of preparation lies with these:
These Medallions enhance abilities of their type, and reduce damage taken from the type.
We need to figure out who in Dimension 1 and 2 are in the most need of one or both.
...if we didn't save him, how does this solve the problem?
Giv 'er a sec.
I don't even know if it's working or not...what do we do?!
Hear my words, Friends of the Dynamite Man!
Even if he was not the strongest warrior, I still have great respect for Dyna, for defeating me fair and square!
And for that, I shall help all of you!!!
...we appreciate it, sir, but we're trapped in here. And it's been designed specifically to prevent us from teleporting out.
Ah, but think of this: was it ever said to be indestructible?!
Now that you mention it, that was never specified...
Then what is stopping us?!?!
Ah, the crater! What do we seek?
...
*gasp* The Man of Dyna is trapped!!! We must save him!!!
Dark Elf, what are you doing?! You're gonna get him killed!!!
Ah'm thinken' she's tryin' t' do dat!
That's insane!!!
Dy-no, think for a moment.
Y'ever think 'bout how many people gone an' died before dis?
And y'ever think 'bout how many o' dem, no matta wut da cause, came back?
...
So, blue bolt bucket, what story have you got for us?
Some time ago, my body was crushed by some sort of opaque beans.
It nearly destroyed me...key word being "nearly".
I took refuge on another planet, where I repaired my body while staying in hiding.
...so you hid yourself while you repaired your-
Quiet.
In any case, I gave myself the speech capabilities of my Neo form; frankly, I was sick of not being able to speak.
...why didn't you just transform into Neo Metal?
Truth be told, I've never figured out for sure how to switch to that form.
I was getting ready to target the new wave of pathetic Robotnik imitators, but something else forced my attention away.
Do either of you know what just happened to Gensokyo?
...
Do, um...do you wish to challenge me?
Ah, fair enough. Not all are brave enough to challenge Gilgamesh!
...not to mention my head still hurts from the spoon...
But in that case, what brings you here?
...
What's the big idea?! Why'd that thing need to drag you with me?!
I could ask you the same thing!!
Enough of this.
...aren't you going to do anything about Gensokyo itself?
Like I said, if the destruction of Gensokyo is a part of the plot, so be it.
I was foolish to go talk with that hidden figure. I thought it was an unwarranted abrupt end, but it seems like, in truth, it's another beginning.
But still, I'm not going to let the Fantasy World's entire population go to waste. Even ignoring those that some call "background characters" has been enough motivation for past villains to take action.
Even if not all of them have a writer to take them under their wing, I'm not going to let such a chance be taken away from them.
Besides, those who can fix Gensokyo's current state can take action later. At the moment, though, even Keine's ability to erase history or Yukari's ability to manupilate boundaries can be cancelled out by this new, unseen threat. All any of us can do until then is leave Gensokyo alone.
Hmph. You'd think someone would come and fix this place up after being wrecked at least once before.
Just goes to show how dumb the world-
...urgh...that fellow brought power to a devious new level, I must say...
...I think I have a solution. But it won't be pretty.
Diddy, Chunky...look away now.
Chaos Zone was created for people to be as strong as they see fit.
Anything can be stopped or saved if it isn't breaking a written rule.
And the only way this Universe, let alone its Omniverse, can truly, irreversibly, be destroyed...
...is for the thread to be deleted.
I should have mentioned this earlier, but there's something that guaranteed your failure the moment Dimension 1 was born. 
Whoever you are, you are about to break one of the GROUND RULES.
And if you're somehow going to make an exception for Regulus, or even yourself, I have no choice but to believe you have been sent here with the sole purpose of ending the narrative.
I refuse to back down unless you can prove otherwise.
Great. Another one of these fools who doesn't accept the fact that morality exists.
It doesn't matter how much it may or may not seem like it, but morality does exist. Because the concept of morality goes beyond the Multi-Omniverse. All the way to the people writing us.
Those who act like heroes and villains don't exist are either neutral figures who have given up hope, or villains who are trying too hard to justify themselves.
And it's going to take a conversation with whoever's behind that keyboard to convince me you don't fall under the latter category.
Corrupt Honey Woman. Corrupt Ocean Man. You both have 1 second to explain yourselves.
Okay, WHAT is the big idea?!
First some random guy says he got permission from the Trio of Origin to do anything, and now this is happening.
NO.
I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE BE LEFT BEHIND OR SLAUGHTERED LIKE NOBODY WANTS THEM.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG MY BROTHERS AND I WERE LEFT BEHIND IN PRACTICALLY PURGATORY?!
HOW LONG DARK ELF SPENT IN A WITHERING DIMENSION?!?!
IF I WASN'T A DUMB
, I'D ALMOST SAY YOU CORRUPT FOLKS AND DURACELL ARE ALMOST AS HEARTLESS AS BETA SHADOW.
Ah, so you-
SHUT IT.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, AND FRANKLY, NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO STICK AROUND, SO LIE DOWN AND DIE.
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU CROSSED A LINE THAT NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY CROSSES UNLESS THEY HAVE A DEATH WISH.
NOBODY. HURTS. MY. FAMILY.
Guys, we are done here.
Dyna Man, do it!!
...he's hurting so bad...
Dy...na...
You..can...do...it...pain...will stop...
h...elp...
...Volt Man, I'm going to get you out of there.