Yeah, you heard me, pretty much every foe we end up facing has some sort of gimmick. Also, we know you and your buddies are rampaging through the continent and whatnot, so we came to beat you up. Also, the reason I look like Doomguy is because Doom is one of the KINGS of the FPS Genre.

Legacy Aeon then pulls out his Plasma Rifle and shoots a Stun Bomb at Wood Man NC!

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Weapon Name: Plasma Rifle
Type: Electric
Description: A rapid-fire gun that fires weak superheated plasma that has the ability to overload energy-based shields, causing them to explode.

Attack Name: Stun Bomb
Type: Electric/Explode
Description: The user fires a condensed pulse of electricity, dealing damage to an enemy and stunning them.

Mondegreen fires another Crystal Shot!
Enayrk moves two spaces left and one south.

A BFG blast suddenly flies right toward Wood Man NC!
  Alright, what's your gimmick?

Nice job! Now lemme show this guy a REAL diving attack!
Speed Gear!

Parallel Fuse Man goes for an Electro Blitz on Dash Boshi!

  Oooh! This thing looks SIGNIFICANTLY more fun to fight!

Mondegreen moves one space right and fires a Crystal Shot at Space Metall!

  ...A walking construction hat in a space helmet. Why am I not surprised.

Enayrk moves two spaces right, and uses a Regular Attack on Space Metall! If it's already disabled however, he just moves two spaces south and heads to the next floor.

You know,    some    form of  response  would  be REALLY appreciated.

  Huh? Hoo's dat?
  Alright, good. You should be able to hear me properly now.
  Um... Hoo awe yoo, exactwy?
  That, Mah Boi, will be answered in due time. ...Due time being right after this mini-exposition dump, anyhow.
  You see, there's an insanely powerful and insanely evil person named Beta Devil, and he's plotting something just as evil. I don't know WHAT it is, but it probably threatens the entire multiverse.
  Now, that may sound somewhat easy to deal with on paper, but he's also empowered by an unholy artifact called the Anti-Omni Meme, the absolute cringiest meme in all of existence. So cringey, in fact, that merely looking at it can turn you evil.
  What's even worse is that Beta Devil can somewhat weaponize this, using a power he dubs Anti-Omni Corruption, to turn people into evil, mind-controlled flunkies of his. The worst part is that those infected with the Anti-Omni corruption can spread it even FURTHER, demonizing more and more people, until Beta Devil has an army of buddies willing to lay down their souls for his evil gains. It doesn't seem to matter how strong you are, either; in an alternate timeline, it was able to infect two particularly strong people, one of which wields the Theta Sigil.
  Another ability the Anti-Omni Meme possesses is that it's immune to most meme-based attacks, other than the power of the Omni-Meme. However, the Omni-Meme's current holder is taking a two-arc long nap, and I highly doubt he's going to just LET us have it. This, Mah Boi, is where YOU come in.
  Um... How do I fidd into all your pwans, exactwy?
  See, about a few months ago, I created a second way to try and counter the Anti-Omni Corruption, called the   Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow.  I initially created it to defend against the Anti-Omni Corruption myself when Beta Devil tried it on me, and it's mostly worked like a charm so far. Mah Boi, you ran into some really pretty terrain a few days back, right? That ground was being altered by Anti-Anti-Omni Hallow, which, similar to the Anti-Omni Corruption, can spread to other areas, which is something that would allow me to find a suitable host for the Anti-Anti Omni Hallow.
  Dat sounds WEALLY overcompwicated. Can we jusd skip to da pawt wewe you expwain wat I haf to do wif dis?
  Ack, no time for that, I can't talk wwith you much longer! You need to seek out the Master of War! His name's-
  

  
Mah Boi suddenly wakes up, as The Mememobile suddenly parks itself!

  WAH! Hey, wewe awe you!? Whad's da masta of dat masta of war guy!?
  Master of what now?
  ...Huh? The voys is... gone?
  Sounds like quite a crazy dream, Mah Boi. Maybe you can tell me about it after I'm done here. For now, I'm just gonna put you in the ball so you don't get hurt.

Mah Boi is returned to his Luxury Ball!

  Alright, time to go rustle Koopenstien's jimmies!

Enaryk and Mondegreen move one space left, and two spaces south, as Mondegreen picks up the Weapon Pellet on the ground.

Parallel Fuse Man gets hit, but fires off some Time Arrows in retaliation!

@Worship : Hey, what's the situation with Somari and the others? Just curious.

  *sigh* Rookie, let's just ditch this guy, he can't even shoot people correctly.
  I agree, he's a waste of time.

Enayrk and Mondegreen both move three spaces down.

  Looks like flailing our arms at people ain't a good way to deal damage to this guy.
  What this guy didn't anticipate, however, is that each Robot Master has a secret weapon!
  Robot... Master?
  What, do you live under a Gate Block or something? The small-fry like this Suzy G are called Mechas, and us two? We're under the classification of "Robot Masters".
  I dunno, I don't FEEL like a Robot Master or whatever you just said.
  Whatever, just tell me what your secret weapon is or whatever.

Mondegreen opens her mouth to say something, but stops.

  ...Huh, I guess I DON'T have a secret weapon.
  Although, I DO have THIS!

Mondegreen fires a Swift Shot at Suzy G!

  ...Your arm just turned into a gun.
  Buster, actually. Pretty much every Robot Master has a way of shooting stuff at other people! Also, I believe I just hit an Elemental Doohickey and did double damage to that guy! Remember, mastery of Elemental Doohickeys is the KEY to turning chainsaws into popcorn with your mind!
  ...What exactly does that have to do with shooting a literal handgun at a pogo-sapling, again?
  Not sure!

Enayrk uses another regular attack on Suzy G.

Suddenly, Parallel Fuse Man appears and tries to Thunder Strike Dash Boshi, while Parallel Block Man uses a Block Dropper EX to thin the massive numbers of enemies!

  Kept ya waiting, huh?

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Block Dropper level: EX
Level description: The user summons three layers of blocks that rain down on multiple enemies, with the potential to deal absolutely MASSIVE damage!

  Nice, looks like our first prank-ee of the day! Pay attention, rookie, because fights are serious business!
  Basically, everyone's got these things called Stats, any they're pretty important! Hit Points, or HP, for example, dictate how much of a beating someone can take before going boom!
  Upon being taken down, robots drop EXP, or Enormously X-treme Pellets, which fly into the people who beat that paticular bot up! Gain enough EXP, and you instantly gain a Level, and that tends to make you more skilled at beating people up!
  I'm pretty sure EXP doesn't stand for that. Though, the whole "robot" explanation DOES explain why that guy looks like a fusion between a mushroom and a plunger.
  Whatever, now get over here so we can start slapping this guy in the face!

Enayrk moves three spaces right, and uses a regular attack on Suzy G!
Mondegreen also uses a regular attack on Suzy G!

Enayrk moves three spaces south.
Mondegreen moves two spaces south, and one right.

Rotom Devil dodged it easily by using Phantom Force! Alternate Aeon Devil took a bit of damage, but used PX Hax Ω on all enemies, dealing massive damage!

Alternate Aeon Devil dodges the slashes and laser easily, while Rotom Devil has his energy restored by the laser!

  ...Sorry, who were you, again?
  Wait, weren't you that one guy who got Hydro Pumped so hard he exploded?

Alternate Aeon Devil used PK Flash Ω!
Rotom Devil used Stored Power on Metal Sonic!

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Ability Name: PK Flash
Type: Laser/Defense
Accuracy: 90
Description: The user shoots an arcing ball of light at all enemies, causing Blindness! This can also cause Confusion, Paralysis, or in rare cases, an instant knockout!

Ability Name: Stored Power
Type: Space
Power: 10 (20 in the Pokemon universe)
Description: The user attacks the target with stored psychic energy, dealing damage! This move's power increases by 10 for every positive stat change the user has!

(EDIT: Crap i accidentally made this post 6666 didn't i)

However, Alternate Aeon Devil's torso simply regenerates somehow!

  Nah, I'm telling that to YOU, because YOU'RE the one without a torso.

Then, Barrier Guy found that PK Dark Ω pierces all resistances, immunities, affinities, and shields! Oh yeah, and that Barrier Guy's torso was disintegrated.

However, Alternate Aeon Devil simply teleports the Sol Needle back into his own hand, and causes a PK Geyser Ω to erupt under Barrier Guy, fcllowing up with a PK Dark Ω!

  All anyone needs to know about you is that you're FAR behind the times, and seriously outclassed. And that you REALLY like keeping your name a secret for some reason.