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...Hoo... I don't know what possessed ya to try and do the things you've done, but I'm gonna slam some sense into you! Now, gimme your best shot!
...Oh, mother--
...But do you truly think you've grown powerful enough to contend with the best of what I have to offer?
What?
If I fight with full attention, then you'll see why I am called 'Shake King'. Are you sure you're ready?
......I trained really hard just to be able to stand here right now, I'm not gonna back down from your stupid scare tactics!
...Hahahahaha! How foolish you are!
My fists are known as the Legendary Lightning bolts...
...I can't wait to acquaint you.
(Damn... he isn't messing around anym--) OUGH!
*cough*... Ugh...
I believe you forgot one of these.
Ugh...
Are you ready to submit to your doom?
Are you ready for a wallopin' to the head?
What!?
HAAAAAAAGH!!!
Ngh... I thought you said you didn't need any techniques other than your own!
This was passed down to me, fool. it is equally as much inheritance to me as that silly tool which let you access that form of yours.
AAAGH!
How does it feel, you portly peon?
Aah... Nrgh... Hghh... nnn...
ENOUGH!
SHOVE OFF, ARLEADY!
...
.....*si--*
HAH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
We'll see how long you can maintain this "transformation" of yours.
...
Where does he think he's going at a time like this?
And it's not a bad idea either, we-a-should follow.
...
Come now... if this is all you have... you cannot so much as THINK to defeat me. As a matter of fact... I don't even think I have to fight.
Watt's up?
You gotta be kidding!
Mr. Electric. Dispose of that sniveling fool.
You got it!
Your voltage'll make a great feast.
That's the Shake King I know! Forcing others to do what HE can't!
Hnh!
Heh!
(He's bigger, stronger, and has better range... I can't afford 'ta let up!)
YOUR TIME HAS COME, WARIO!
MY TIME TO WIN?... YOU BET!
A-aagh! (Wario... how strong has he gotten?)
Try as you may, you won't be able to land a single hit the entire time.
We'll see about that!
Hmph!
Urgh...!
Well done; You dodged it. You're much faster as well. It's conceivable how you could have defeated Knack.
I guess it'd have to be... since you're gonna be using him and the moves of everyone else that crystal let you copy!
Don't flatter yourself. I can defeat you with my abilities alone.
Wario? Beat Knack? That's impossible! The dumb brute couldn't beat a jaywalking grandma, much less someone with his speed!
It's fascinating... the magnetism of the both of their approaching electrical charges is growing by the second... I doubt it'll be long before they're at it....
Nerd.
WAKA-WAKA (It all ends here...)
Yeah. Unless the line for intervening third-parties hasn't been fully cleared out yet.
(For everything you've done, Shake King... for everyone you've put through suffering... I'm finishing this.)
...
The games end here, Shake King. You're not gonna rile me up like you did before. I ain't gonna dignify any 'a your mental strategems!
...
Besides... talk is cheap. The REAL winner is the one who chews the other's
!
Indeed... and very soon you will find that YOURSELF to be on that same receiving end you speak of.
Oh, yeah? Let's see you prove that...
They're-a-getting ready to fight!
No kidding...
That's... not true...
Defeating him wasn't enough, was it? You went and manipulated him to his very core. Spun an inescapable narrative taking advantage of his insecurities... and ultimately... all it cost him was his life.
It blights me to say, but it would appear I have underestimated you yet again. To help people fight to such useless avail... My interest is quite piqued by this.
Shut up...
But if I had to say something positive about your short-lived companion.... he was.... fun.
WA-HAH! WARIO NUMBER ONE!
So... what now?
...Hey, Wanda! How goes the progress on--
...
He... I'm--... I've healed all his wounds, but he's not... I... I don't know what I'm doing wrong!...
...I... w-was afraid of what you guys would think if I... *sniff* said this before... b-but Miner... he...
...
...I'm a failure... I dragged everybody into my stupid mess, and he had to die for it...
Shhh. It's not your fault... You couldn't expect this to happen.
Miner went out on his own terms. He did this to protect everyone. Y'gotta be strong. For him.
...
You... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
!
Mine? For surviving HIS literal death wish?
Don't try and play dumb with me, you bastard! It's because of YOUR bloodthirst for revenge that Miner put himself in that danger in the first place! If not for your... stupid, petty tirade, he'd still be here today!
Why... why the hell did this need to happen!? When will you be satisfied!? HIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS!
Wrong.
What the hell did you say!?
YOU were the one who told him to "Walk his own path", correct? If not for YOUR ignorant ideology, he wouldn't have made such a fool's errand to challenge me.
...No...
Gnah!
HERE'S WHAT I THINK 'A YOUR EMPIRE!
Foolish of you to mistake my refreshment for an opportunity.
Oh yeah! Now's our chance! Hey, kid!
(...He looks kinda familiar...)
HEY!
Oh yeah, that thing. Uhh... whatever caaan we dooooo...
I'm getting-a-large energy readings from it's core. If we find a way to destroy it, it's likely the-a-machine'll go with it!
WAKA-WAK WAK. (How about that.)
*sips his orange juice carton as Wario and co. are fighting off Alphanoid*
When did...?
You appear unannounced. Do nothing but watch until it's convenient for you. And you expect anyone to "move" to let you do as you please.
Trust me when I say that you'd better hurry up and read the room before something bad happens.
Alright, then. What's the plan now, Ace? Some run-off-the-mill training to juice your systems into high gear?
You aside-- training our physical bodies will take too long and waste too much time. And we're robots. Our bodies have natural limits that conditioning them through physical labor will not absolve.
Of course, that's not to say we can't push past those limits with our own choosing.
What're you proposing?
Simply put, that any natural weaknesses we have can be bypassed with a little bit of manual upgrading and a little bit of programming. It's cheap, but Vaati's entire charade worked because of how cheap it is. And at that, I've been meaning to get some things changed.
...You know what? I'm at my limit. How is it that you happen to find an answer for all of this so far?
...To tell you the truth, this is a new power of mine. Instant Cognition, I'm calling it. I haven't tested it's limits to the fullest, but thinking a question automatically gives me the answer as I please.
It happened while I was out. I wanted to know why I couldn't control myself, why this was all happening-- click. Initially I thought these were the results of my own intuition and deducive reasoning... but that's far too unlikely.
What's the meaning of life?
If you need to ask or be told the meaning to life, life is meaningless. The answer lies in whatever you see fit.
....Wait, is that your answer or the In--
It doesn't matter. Especially since I won't be using it to "gain the ultimate power" or something like that... because to be clear...
...Our priority will be to avenge Anthem first and foremost. Nothing more, nothing less... until we've dealt with the threat at hand.
(Why not find a way to revive him?)
Because, son, it's not our place to decide who is and isn't worthy of life. Just of death.
I had upgrade chambers installed while we went to stop Delta. The Watch Center's systems automatically scan you with automated improvements based on your A.I. system and it's judgement.
...
You want to try it.
Go cluck yourself.
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
What!?
Leave this alone, man. This isn't the guy who's put you on this path.
...Should I care? He's the same. So he should die. They should all die. It's simple as that.
Not that I'd listen to you in the first place. What makes you think I'm willing to cooperate and drop the subject to your whim?
...No.... You have a point.
Now that's more like it! I thought we'd never--
Ugh..!
I've locked his joints. He won't be able to move for a little while.
WOW. THAT'S NOT CONTRIVED.
It really isn't, I could do this before.
Why the hell did things have to go like this?
In any case, I guess I owe you guys my thanks.
(It's no problem.)
Hey... The child's stopped now. C'mon...
...
I hope you're not about to tell me we're going to wait until he snaps out of his manchild moon swing.
Far from it.
You hear that? Whether or not you stay here can only be the concern of yours. It's your life. But that also means only you're responsible for your actions.
I used to think the same way as you. I saw kindness as another form of weakness. But whether it is or not is only up to one person.
And if you think one of us here have time and luxury to be that one person for you and give you that lecture you're missing... you're dead wrong. Everyone. Time to move out.
...
That is one of the many royalties you shalt receive from my hand!
Oh, someone's gonna be receiving something royal, alright. A royal beatdown!
I do declare that the two of you are sorrowfully mistaken. For it is you lot which will perish for your lack of perspective and undermining my articulateness.
Oh, how tastelessly drab! No bright quips? No colorful banter?... And here I thought I'd find entertainment out of this...
I was hoping you'd show up and try to be the little annoyance you are. That saves me the trouble of looking for you!
And it will be your last one. For once the sun has risen, I will be seen forth the victor of this royale!
Once again, you are confounded with delusions. I shall fix that err by connecting my fists with your head!
My, oh, my! This drama is so deadly yet dreadfully delightful! Which one of us might come out on--
Say it isn't so, dear leader... have our allies truly gone mad?
Yeah. They seemed to be fighting... a lot more maliciously than usual.
Indeed. They seem to be under the lull of another influence. While time is stopped, we should find a way to reverse this befo--
Katsini!
Feels like... magic...
...But did you really not expect teaching such an ability to your disciple to backfire?
Mmmm. I like her.
FYI. This ain't personal, so don't make it. We're just trying to get by.
Yeah. What with being payed minimum-Rupee wage and having to put up with that annoying Cucco. I swear, I feel like gobbling our boss's cock up sometimes.
...DUDE.
What? I mean it's small enough t--
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE FORGET I EVER SAID THAT UHHHH YOU HAVE TO FIGHT NUMEROUS DOZENS OF US AT THE SAME TIME GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN